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Report: Winning an Oscar Does Not Make You Beyoncé 

Ever imagine what it would be like to win an Oscar? Like, what would you wear? Whom would you thank? And what would the after parties be like with that little gold guy under your arm? Last night's Best Actress and Actor winners Julianne...Show More Summary

Everything You Need to Have Seen From Last Night's Oscars

The Academy Awards have come and gone, and can you even remember them? I can—almost. Neil Patrick Harris had a briefcase, from what I can recall, and Birdman won (I think) all of the trophies. Also: It rained. Let's take a look back at the memorable moments, of which there were few. Read more...

Sean Penn Announced Best Picture With a Weird Green Card Joke

Sean Penn drew this year's Best Picture announcement, and he revealed Birdman as the winner with a bizarre and racist joke about Mexican director Alejandro González Iñárritu: "Who gave this son of a bitch his green card?" What a way to end the show! Read more...

"Stay Weird, Stay Different": Imitation Game Writer's Oscars Speech

Here's Imitation Game writer Graham Moore's Oscars acceptance speech. Full text below. Read more...

Not-Oscar-Nominated Actress Jennifer Aniston Is Here  

Host Neil Patrick Harris welcomed Selma star David Oyelowo and Cake star Jennifer Aniston to the stage this evening with these words: "It's my pleasure to welcome two people who absolutely deserve to be here tonight: Jennifer Aniston and David Oyelowo!" Read more...

Why Is It Snowing in Heaven? 

The "In Memoriam" montage at the Oscars this year looked beautiful, but brrr—chilly! Read more...

Where the Hell Was Joan Rivers in the Oscars' Remembrance Slog?

The Oscars never forgets to honor its dead with an outsize, syrupy montage embedded somewhere in the last half of the broadcast when most of the audience is drunk or sleeping. This year there were many personalities to be remembered:...Show More Summary

This Academy Award Winner Just Held His Oscar Like It Was His Dick

The Academy Awards that go to movies you haven't seen are usually a little forgettable, but check this out: two British dudes just won for short film, and one of them pretended his statuette was his willie. Read more...

Miles Teller, For Christ's Sake, Just Ask Margot Robbie Out

Miles Teller, a drummer, and Margot Robbie, a babe, presented the award for best Sound Editing in a feature film. Miles Teller needs to distance himself from major nerd status, so why not ask this lady out? You see the incredibly sexual tension between these two? Read more...

Is This a Skull or What?

Theory: Neil Patrick Harris stuffed his underwear for his Birdman bit at the Oscars. Read more...

Wes Anderson Brought His Girlfriend to the Oscars, She's Pretty I Guess

Wes Anderson, a mouse-man and also a movie director, is at the Oscars tonight with a decidedly "alt" looking woman. HMMM. How did she get in? Who is she? Is she a spy? My viewing companion says she looks like a two-bit Rachael LeighShow More Summary

Here's Neil Patrick Harris' Musical Introduction to the Oscars

Better or worse than Seth MacFarlane's? I say worse for the cloying factor. On the plus side, it was shorter. Read more...

Tegan and Sara Look So Good

Oh, you prefer a nice long gown with beads and ruching? You want a statement necklace and a boxy clutch? Too fucking bad. Here are Tegan and Sara looking like hot sisters who could also be a couple. This is the look of the night. Read more...

500 Days of Kristin, Day 28: Kristin Found Great Products and Price

In 472 days, former Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari's debut book Balancing on Heels hits shelves. It will be a tome so epic as to encompass "really just everything in my life," according to Kristin . How many pages has she written so far? Read more...

500 Days of Kristin, Day 27: No Egg Whites for Kristin, Please

With 473 days left to go before her debut book Balancing on Heels drops, Kristin continues to reveal herself to us in small but telling ways. Last week, she plopped one more tiny nugget of insight into her psyche on Instagram. Read more...

Frankly Rude: Prince Harry Allegedly Dating Emma Watson Behind My Back

Prince Harry, the good-looking one, has some explaining to do. Woman's Day magazine is reporting that Harry has been having dates with young feminist with a posh accent Emma Watson. News to me, Harry. Infidelity is a sin and it won't be tolerated by me or this website. Read more...

Amber Rose Reminds Kanye West: "Kim Let Ray J Nut On Her"

After trouncing Khloe Kardashian in this week's Twitter feud for the ages , Amber Rose has won again: this time by clapping back at Kanye West, who said on the radio this morning that he had to take "30 showers" after dating her to get with his current wife, Kim Kardashian. Read more...

Good New Rumor: Taylor Swift Is Dating One of Haim's Exes

If we've learned anything so far this year it's that the newly and heavily pro-friendship Taylor Swift really loves Haim. The indie rock superstars were punching above their weight class mugging it up with A-list celebs at Taylor's birthday, and recently the three sisters went on vacation with her to Hawaii . Show More Summary

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