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Sad: Channing Tatum Says He's Not a "Very Smart Person"

Handsome actor Channing Tatum has been blessed with many things: cartoon-like abs, dancing ability, a Magic Mike sequel. But according to Tatum himself, one thing our Lord above did not grant him was brains. "I have never considered myself a very smart person," he tells T magazine this week. Read more...

Halle Berry's Ex-Boyfriend Has Cracked the Code to Life

There are many ways to lead a happy and fulfilling life that allows you to do all the things you could ever dream about. I won't go into all of the ways because they are basically endless, but here is just one: get Halle Berry to pay you $16,000 a month. Read more...

Glenn Close Spent Childhood in a "Violently Anti-Intellectual" Cult

Glenn Close, legendary actress whose roles needn't be listed for reference (Damages), spoke in a new issue of The Hollywood Reporter about her childhood spent in what the magazine calls a "violently anti-intellectual and possibly homophobic" cult. Ah! Read more...

Wow Rude: Chris Noth Called Carrie Bradshaw "Such a Whore"

The guy who played asshole Mr. Big for six seasons on Sex and the City is apparently an asshole in real life. For reasons his publicist is still trying to understand, actor Chris Noth told an Australian news site yesterday that Carrie Bradshaw was "such a whore" on the show. Read more...

Courtney Love and Dave Grohl Have a $10,000 Stripper Bet

Courtney Love and Dave Grohl, two souls floating through life forever tethered by the death of Kurt Cobain and the hope of regained relevancy, reportedly have a $10,000 bet about who "can get the most strippers." OK! Read more...

Daniel Radcliffe: Fuck One Direction, I'm the Richest Lad in England

Aging storybook character Daniel Radcliffe is the second-richest young person under 30 in the U.K., according to Heat Magazine's annual list. Teen Twitter trend "One Direction" is number one. Uhh, wait a second, says Mister Potter: " Not that I care but I am definitely first!" Read more...

Oh My God, Keanu Reeves Saw a Ghost

Keanu Reeves, no stranger to finding odd beings floating around his house, appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night and spoke about a ghost—or possibly just a ghost's jacket—he saw as a child. Just in time for Halloween! Read more....

Report: Joan Rivers Was Rich as a Motherfucker

It is not surprising that Joan Rivers, upon the time of her death, was rich. She worked in Hollywood for 40-something years, and maniacally at that. But according to Us Weekly she was obscenely rich. Read more...

Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow Touched

No, it wasn't your mind playing tricks on you. That warm touch you felt on your cheek last night, when no one was around? It wasn't a ghost. It wasn't the wind. It wasn't a little bug that sneaked in through a crack in the window screen. Your instinct was right, what you felt was true: somewhere in Los Angeles, Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow touched. Read more...

Working Out Next to Shia LaBeouf Is Just as Bizarre as You Would Expect

In Los Angeles, accidentally working out near movie stars is considered especially common. Today, my friend exercised next to Shia LaBeouf, who was wearing jeans, for an hour. This is her story. Read more...

Cara Delevingne to Lucky Fan: "Gimme a Kiiiisssss"

Cara Delevingne—British model , Knicks fan, wearer of eyebrows—kissed a "random" fan yesterday. It could have been you! If you were a talented artist and a dedicated stalker, anyway. Read more...

Chelsea Handler: Jason Biggs Peed On My Face

Your mean neighbor, Chelsea Handler, regaled the story of pale oaf Jason Biggs peeing on her face as she clung to boat in the heavy tide of the ocean. "I was trapped. I was in a urinary Bermuda Triangle," she said on Conan last night. Read more...

No More District in New Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 Teaser

Put down your cereal spoon and tell mom to puh-leeze get out of your room—you need a minute, plus this is America and you're supposed to have some privacy—because the new Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 teaser has arrived! And District 12 is destroyed, oh no! Read more...

Is Robin Thicke the Newest Member of Leonardo DiCaprio's Pussy Posse?

Could it be? On Friday night, it seems as though Leonardo DiCaprio's Pussy Posse put on their Pussy robes, gathered around their Pussy fire, and inducted a new Pussy member: the newly divorced Robin Thicke. Read more...

Clown Club Unhappy With American Horror Story's Clown Portrayal

Clowns of America International, the nation's largest clown club, spoke to The Hollywood Reporter about American Horror Story: Freak Show's clown problem. And, boy, is it ever a problem. (For professional clowns.) Read more...

Ratings Screwup Ruins ABC News' Victory Against Brian Williams

Overpowered TV ratings tabulator Nielsen admitted to fucking up months and months of ratings last week and told broadcast networks that they would re-crunch the numbers. In those updated numbers, CNN reliable source Brian Stelter reports, ABC World New Tonight's hard-fought ratings victory over NBC Nightly News and Brian Williams' jawline wasn't a win after all. Read more...

Kesha Says Star Producer Dr. Luke Sexually, Physically Abused Her

The music producer Dr. Luke—pictured above second from right—has been the engine behind inescapable hits from artists like Katy Perry, Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus, but he never worked more closely with an artist than he did with Kesha, eight of whose nine singles he wrote and co-produced. Show More Summary

Amy Poehler Used to Play Ping-Pong All Night While Geeked on Blow

It's true: everyone in Hollywood does cocaine and loves it. This includes Amy Poehler, as she explains in her new memoir Yes, Please. Read more...

Shia LaBeouf Was a Drunk-Ass Mess When He Got Kicked Out of Cabaret

Professional public spectacle Shia LeBeouf was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, and pursuant to the celebrity debacle news cycle, he recounted his June night of drunken misbehavior like it was a hilarious anecdote that anyone could relate to. Show More Summary

Big Sean Agrees to Protect Ariana Grande From Paranormal Evils

If it wasn't clear from when they went to a kid's amusement park last week and kissed each other on the mouths , singer Ariana Grande confirmed in a recent interview that she is really dating rapper Big Sean, who is now officially tasked with protecting her from any further ghost/demon experiences . Read more...

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