Blog Profile / Defamer
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| Filed Under: | Entertainment | |
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| Posts / Week: | 16.1 | |
| Archived Since: | March 6, 2008 | |
Blog Post Archive
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Showdown at the Not OK Corral
Last night was a good old-fashioned Western in the rolling hills of Beverly. There were cowboys and showdowns and horses and homes on the range and even some wenches in fancy corsets. But when high noon came none of the little dogies could get along. More »
Chris Brown Doesn't Deserve This Lovely House
Is it even worth introducing Chris Brown with an insult? He is just terrible! Well, Chris Brown, horrendous hatemonster and destroyer of all things good and pure in this world, has plunked down $1.5 million for this home in Hollyweird, CA. More »
Why I Don't Care About Twilight
Today sees the release of Twilight: Something About Dawn, Part Nine in cineplexes across America and already every American girl between the ages of 10 and 18 has screamed herself hoarse at a midnight screening. But I don't care one lick about this movie or the whole franchise, and here's why. More »
Which Actor Goes on Violent Rampages?
This actor is a terror to his wife and kids when he's not getting work. This famous couple isn't as close to reconciling as they'd like us to believe. All these lies make me want to rage! More »
Ricky Gervais Will Roast Hollywood at the Golden Globes Again This Year
Even though the Hollywood Foreign Press Association said his cutting jokes at last year's Golden Globes were "unacceptable", Ricky Gervais will host the booze-soaked junior prom again this year. It's always a just on the right side of awkward. More »
Which Actress Likes to Use the N-Word?
This actress dropped the N bomb at the Victoria's Secret fashion show. This other actress knows her husband is cheating. And this couple is really a gay man and his beard. Wonder what sort of names our actress would call him! More »
To Be Successful Again, Lindsay Lohan Must Die
I've spent a lot of time considering Lindsay Lohan over the past decade. When I began my career as a gossip columnist she was a sweet freckled little thing whose biggest drama was battling Hilary Duff for the love of Aaron Carter. More »
Reagan to Bored Virgin During Sex: 'You Should Have Had Many Orgasms by Now'
Here's an incomplete list of things Ronald Reagan was good at screwing: the poor, the homeless. And here's a list of things he was bad at screwing: virgins 19 years his junior. Yep—according to actress Piper Laurie, Reagan was as bad a lover as he was a president. More »
NBC's Midseason Schedule Does Not Include Community
NBC, the abandoned shopping mall of a television network, announced its mid-season schedule today, and while a bunch of shows got moved around, it seems like fan favorite Community got moved right off the schedule. More »
Which Twilight Actress Is Pregnant?
This Twilight star is trying to hide her pregnancy until after the premiere. This actress helped out a crew member in need, another actress lived in a shit-stained apartment, and a reality star is helping these three gay actors stay in the closet. That's nothing. It's easier to hide a man's sexual orientation than a baby bump! More »
Meet J-Lo's Frequently-Shirtless New Boy Toy
J. Lo's new boy toy never wears his shirt. Justin Timberlake keeps his promise to a marine. Zoe Saldana is single. Sunday gossip is in a "bromance." More »
Disgraced Wall Street Figure's Stripper Wife Lands Reality TV Show
I am actually a little bit excited for this show Wall Street Wives, if it ever takes off. Apparently the cast now includes Diane Passage, the former Scores dancer, pole dancing champion, and insanely awesome crazy lady, who is currently divorcing Kenneth Starr. No, not the Clinton lawyer, the money manager who is in jail for stealing money from his famous clients. More »
Which Actor Married a Transsexual?
This actor married a male-to-female transsexual and no one knew. These two "straight" actors are dating, and this actor is addicted to plastic surgery. The only thing he hasn't had done is a gender reassignment! More »
Billy Crystal Is the New Oscar Host
No, it is not 1991 all over again, but Billy Crystal is going to host the Oscars now that Brett Ratner got fired and Eddie Murphy stepped down as host. The forces of nostalgia have won out yet again. More »
Snow White and the Huntsman: Charlize Theron Will Kick Julia Roberts' Ass
The big battle of the Snow White movies is brewing and it looks like Snow White and the Huntsman is throwing the first punch since its trailer came out today. Julia Roberts' evil queen can't be nearly as good as Charlize Theron's! More »
We'll All Get Another Season of Anderson Cooper's Half-Assed Talk Show
Dreamy closet case and CNN's chief hurricane correspondent Anderson Cooper's life isn't going to get any less busy, because his daytime talk show Anderson just got renewed for a second season. That means we'll get even more reasons to get shirtless, gun shows, scary bugs, and all sorts of other wooden interactions with the audience. More »
Which Twilight Actor Is Ready to Come Out?
This Twilight star wanted to come out on this year's press tour, but he's waiting for the final movie. This power couple is broken up but still living together. And there's a not-very-blind item about Luke Evans going back in the closet. Come on, guys, give us a challenge! More »
Glee: The Blue Balls Episode
The internet was abuzz, positively abuzz!, that three characters on Glee were going to lose their virginity last night. Yup, it finally happened, but where was all the sexy? There weren't even any songs about sex! More »
Which Actress Has a Major Cutting Problem?
This TV star is having trouble at work and at home because she can't stop cutting her arms. This teen superstar broke up with his girlfriend so he went off for some rebound sex—with a guy he met at a gay club. Hopefully there were no razors involved. More »
How Much of Brett Ratner's Disgusting Interview With Howard Stern Can You Get Through?
Much has been made of how universally reviled shrimping enthusiast Brett Ratner told a Q&A audience that "rehearsal is for fags" — a decision which would cost him a prestigious Oscars producing gig, and a lasting place in Academy Awards infamy. Show More Summary