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What Body Modifications Do You Regret? 

Hard to believe it, but it's true: movie star Cameron Diaz has been married to Joel Madden's brother Benji Madden for almost two months . Time will tell if these two crazy kids are meant to live and love together for the rest of their natural lives, but Benji's confident—he has forever altered his chest with the beautiful scripted name in ink you see above. Read more...

Anchor Who Called Gaga's Music "Jigaboo": "I Had No Idea It Was a Word"

Earlier today, Fox 8's Kristi Capel marveled over Lady Gaga's Oscar performance by saying that generally, "It's hard to hear her voice with all the jigaboo music...that she...whatever you want to call it...jigaboo, haha!" When she was...Show More Summary

John Travolta's Oscars 2015 Message: I Love Women Sexually

After staying completely silent for a torturously long period of one year, John Travolta finally broke his legendary silence on his gaffe from last year's Oscars . It turns out that he didn't call Idina Menzel "Adel Dazeem" because he...Show More Summary

Oscar-Winning Imitation Game Writer Graham Moore: "I'm Not Gay"

You may have thought that Imitation Game writer Graham Moore's acceptance speech for Best Adapted Screenplay last night was his way of sharing his experiences as a young gay man who tried to commit suicide because he felt like he "didn't belong." You may have thought his "Stay weird," credo was his It Gets Better '15 Remix. You'd be wrong. Read more...

Watch Jimmy Kimmel Catch Dumb Fans Lying About Oscar Nominated Films

As part of his recurring Lie Witness News gag, professional prank guy Jimmy Kimmel sent a producer to the Oscars to ask fans ridiculous and obviously untrue questions about some of the more obscure Best Picture nominations. Sample question:...Show More Summary

Report: Winning an Oscar Does Not Make You Beyoncé 

Ever imagine what it would be like to win an Oscar? Like, what would you wear? Whom would you thank? And what would the after parties be like with that little gold guy under your arm? Last night's Best Actress and Actor winners Julianne...Show More Summary

Everything You Need to Have Seen From Last Night's Oscars

The Academy Awards have come and gone, and can you even remember them? I can—almost. Neil Patrick Harris had a briefcase, from what I can recall, and Birdman won (I think) all of the trophies. Also: It rained. Let's take a look back at the memorable moments, of which there were few. Read more...

Sean Penn Announced Best Picture With a Weird Green Card Joke

Sean Penn drew this year's Best Picture announcement, and he revealed Birdman as the winner with a bizarre and racist joke about Mexican director Alejandro González Iñárritu: "Who gave this son of a bitch his green card?" What a way to end the show! Read more...

"Stay Weird, Stay Different": Imitation Game Writer's Oscars Speech

Here's Imitation Game writer Graham Moore's Oscars acceptance speech. Full text below. Read more...

Not-Oscar-Nominated Actress Jennifer Aniston Is Here  

Host Neil Patrick Harris welcomed Selma star David Oyelowo and Cake star Jennifer Aniston to the stage this evening with these words: "It's my pleasure to welcome two people who absolutely deserve to be here tonight: Jennifer Aniston and David Oyelowo!" Read more...

Why Is It Snowing in Heaven? 

The "In Memoriam" montage at the Oscars this year looked beautiful, but brrr—chilly! Read more...

Where the Hell Was Joan Rivers in the Oscars' Remembrance Slog?

The Oscars never forgets to honor its dead with an outsize, syrupy montage embedded somewhere in the last half of the broadcast when most of the audience is drunk or sleeping. This year there were many personalities to be remembered:...Show More Summary

This Academy Award Winner Just Held His Oscar Like It Was His Dick

The Academy Awards that go to movies you haven't seen are usually a little forgettable, but check this out: two British dudes just won for short film, and one of them pretended his statuette was his willie. Read more...

Miles Teller, For Christ's Sake, Just Ask Margot Robbie Out

Miles Teller, a drummer, and Margot Robbie, a babe, presented the award for best Sound Editing in a feature film. Miles Teller needs to distance himself from major nerd status, so why not ask this lady out? You see the incredibly sexual tension between these two? Read more...

Is This a Skull or What?

Theory: Neil Patrick Harris stuffed his underwear for his Birdman bit at the Oscars. Read more...

Wes Anderson Brought His Girlfriend to the Oscars, She's Pretty I Guess

Wes Anderson, a mouse-man and also a movie director, is at the Oscars tonight with a decidedly "alt" looking woman. HMMM. How did she get in? Who is she? Is she a spy? My viewing companion says she looks like a two-bit Rachael LeighShow More Summary

Here's Neil Patrick Harris' Musical Introduction to the Oscars

Better or worse than Seth MacFarlane's? I say worse for the cloying factor. On the plus side, it was shorter. Read more...

Tegan and Sara Look So Good

Oh, you prefer a nice long gown with beads and ruching? You want a statement necklace and a boxy clutch? Too fucking bad. Here are Tegan and Sara looking like hot sisters who could also be a couple. This is the look of the night. Read more...

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