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Smash Mouth Singer Threatens To "Beat the Fuck" out of Bread Thrower

2 weeks agoEntertainment : Defamer

Steve Harwell, singer of ‘90s grunge band just kidding Smash Mouth, got so furious with members of the audience at a recent Smash Mouth concert in Fort Collins, Colorado that he had to be subdued by security, as shown in what is undoubtedly one of the most bizarre and exciting videos of 2015. The crowd was tossing bread. :( Read more...

500 Days of Kristin, Day 140: Heel Balancer Revealed

3 weeks agoEntertainment : Defamer

We noted yesterday hat someone other than Kristin Cavallari recently wore a pair of Kristin Cavallari for Chinese Laundry heels at a celebrity event—the CMT Music Awards, specifically. Read more...

500 Days of Kristin, Day 139: Who Balanced In Kristin's Heels?

3 weeks agoEntertainment : Defamer

Someone other than Kristin Cavallari recently wore a pair of Kristin Cavallari for Chinese Laundry heels on the “red carpet.” Can you guess who it was? Read more...

500 Days of Kristin, Day 138: ChicagNO

3 weeks agoEntertainment : Defamer

In recent interview with Elle (dot com) , Kristin Cavallari expressed distaste for the city of Chicago—the city that her husband plays football for, and the city that, just last month, she claimed to really “know.” Well, Kristin knows what she does not like. “Chicago’s just not home,” she told Elle (dot com). Read more...

True Confessions Are Written With Tears Only

3 weeks agoEntertainment : Defamer

But my tears would drown the world, as my inner fire would reduce it to ashes. Read more...

Leo & Kelly: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Wined

3 weeks agoEntertainment : Defamer

In the 2004 film Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Clementine—played by Kate Winslet—says something about, “Meet me in Montauk.” Was she talking to Leonardo DiCaprio, actor and founding member of the Pussy Posse, and his beautiful sex friend who is also a recent Georgetown graduate, Kelly Rohrbach? No. Read more...

Insane Child's 1994 Jurassic Park "Dossier" Is More Detailed Than Film

3 weeks agoEntertainment : Defamer

To prepare for your weekend viewing of the surprisingly satisfying Jurassic World, you can either A) go back and watch Jurassic Park, or B) relive the 1993 classic through the intense, almost frighteningly detail-oriented mind of a kid. You can only choose one. Don’t fuck it up. Read more...

500 Days of Kristin, Day 137: Don't B Afraid 2 B Kristin

3 weeks agoEntertainment : Defamer

If have been looking for relationship and/or general life advice from Kristin Cavallari—and god, why wouldn’t you be—you can probably find some in her book, due out in 363 days. Until then, we must make do with what we’re given, which is the wisdom found in a Twitter “live chat” with @KristinCav hosted by Cosmo and sponsored by Revlon. Read more...

Three White Swans

3 weeks agoEntertainment : Defamer

Here is a photo of Taylor Swift and her new “beau,” the DJ Calvin Harris, enjoying a pool day and doing fun-but-ultimately-restricted poses for the camera. Do these two people like having sex (together), or do they LOVE having sex (together)? If you said yes to either, I’m sure this “hot couple” appreciates your faith. Read more...

The Best of the Tackiest: Talking Latin Freestyle With Morgan Geist

3 weeks agoEntertainment : Defamer

My friend, producer/DJ Morgan Geist, recently released a single under his Galleria moniker called “Calling Card”/”Mezzanine,” which is heavily influenced by Latin freestyle. Since there is nothing more that I like to do than get paid...Show More Summary

Look What Alec Baldwin's Demon Seed Hath Wrought

3 weeks agoEntertainment : Defamer

Hilaria Baldwin, yoga teacher and wife of Alexander, posted a video today of her french-manicured hand resting atop her unclothed, pregnant belly that is currently bulging, undulating, and rippling with what one can only assume is the spawn of Satan AHHHHHH. Read more...

Jennifer Lawrence Allegedly Going on Hellish Nightmare Vacation AHHHHH

3 weeks agoEntertainment : Defamer

Imagine your worst vacation. Wait—Imagine your best vacation. What you are now imagining is, the worst vacation a wealthy celebrity could possibly take with other celebrities. Now imagine Gwyneth Paltrow there. If you did this correctly, you have just imagined Jennifer Lawrence’s upcoming vacation. Read more...

Some Potatohead From Mumford & Sons Bought a $3.2 Million Apartment

3 weeks agoEntertainment : Defamer

Bad news: British banjo players Mumford & Sons are riiiiiich. You probably knew this intuitively, but it’s nice—or the opposite of nice?—to be reminded of how much money some people have, compared to the rest of the people. Look at this fool’s apartment. Read more...

500 Days of Kristin, Day 136: Kristin's Expired Loubs

3 weeks agoEntertainment : Defamer

While some people spend their days leading hiking tours of state parks or teaching algebra to our nation’s youth, others—namely the eponymous people at People magazine—spend their days coming up with reasons that Kristin Cavallari is even more stylish than we thought. (We at Defamer spend our days analyzing those reasons.) Read more...

This Week In Tabloids: Kate and William Are Moving To America!!!!!!!!!

3 weeks agoEntertainment : Defamer

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we throw balloons filled with pudding at the Wormers until they bring us copies of all the tabloids. This week: Jen’s divorce papers are real, Miley is losing too much weight, Kate and William are moving to AMERICA, and inTouch will never ever stop breaking Duggar news. Read more...

Leo & Kelly Look Sweet Upon the Seats of Two Bicycles Built for One Each

3 weeks agoEntertainment : Defamer

They say you never forget how to ride a bike. Is it true? Probably not. However, I do know that Leonardo DiCaprio, actor and founding member of the Pussy Posse, has not forgotten how to ride a bike. Neither has his sex friend Kelly Rohrbach. I’ll prove it to you—if you give me the chance. Read more...

The Queen of Versailles Mourns the Loss of 18-Year-Old Daughter Victoria

3 weeks agoEntertainment : Defamer

Here is a photo of Jackie Siegel, wife of time-share company CEO David Siegel and star of the 2012 documentary The Queen of Versailles, clutching an iced drink and taking a selfie at her 18-year-old daughter Victoria’s funeral. Victoria died Saturday of an apparent overdose at the family’s “Seagull Island” mansion in Windmere, Florida. Read more...

It's Jurassic World, We Just Live In It (...I Wish!)

3 weeks agoEntertainment : Defamer

A few times a month, I watch big-budget blockbusters that ultimately underwhelm me because they are corny, cynical, insulting to my intelligence, and otherwise ludicrous. Jurassic World, the first new Jurassic Park movie in 14 yearsShow More Summary

500 Days of Kristin, Day 135: Kristin Slams 500 Days of Kristin

3 weeks agoEntertainment : Defamer

It’s been 135 days since Kristin Cavallari commenced work on her debut memoir, The Book Formerly Known As Balancing on Heels, and I began following her efforts with this column. Though I have not yet been able to review Kristin’s work (365 more days), today she has chosen to review mine. Read more...

J. K. Rowling Says "American Hogwarts" Might Appear in Fantastic Beasts

3 weeks agoEntertainment : Defamer

In a recent Twitter Q&A, Harry Potter writer J. K. Rowling—who has so much money, I bet—can you even imagine—look how her skin glows—offered a few hints about certain elements of her upcoming film adaptation of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Among the things hinted at: a possible American Hogwarts. Read more...

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