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Man Achieves Epic Dream of Swimming in Tank With Pet Turtle

46 minutes agoPop Culture / Celebrity : Jezebel

The best part of having a pet (besides someone to blame your farts on) is the bonding you can feel when you do when you're participating in their favorite activity. For dogs (playing fetch) and cats (getting the shit scratched out of you) it's easy. But how do you bond with your adorable turtle? Read more...

Even This Bull Terrier Is Getting Healthcare. Thanks, Obama

There are two things very wrong with our country. First, basically everyone is getting free healthcare meaning that our emergency rooms are choked to the gills with every man, woman and dog trying to scam the system for a mercury-laden autism vaccine. Show More Summary

Here Is Your Scandal Open Thread

Olivia Pope is back in the Gladiator building, but something tells me she won't be the same after being kidnapped and locked in a prison for who knows how long without conditioner. LET'S TALK. Read more...

OITNB Actor Finally Owns Up to Being a Huge, Raging Feminist 

A watershed moment in womyn's history: babyfaced Orange Is The New Black actor, Matt McGorry announces he is a feminist. We can credit this declaration to his personal edification. "I'm embarrassed to admit that I only recently discovered the ACTUAL definition of "feminism," he wrote in a Facebook post to his followers today. Show More Summary

Shonda Rhimes On Empire: 'Our Consumer Dollars Matter'

In today's Tweet Beat, Shonda Rhimes speaks some truth about Hollywood, Taylor Swift wakes up at five o'clock in the evening and Lady Gaga does Paris. Read more...

New Game Lets You Squirt Politicians in Protest of Porn Laws

Last year, the U.K. redoubled their efforts to control women in the pornographic industry, banning acts such as female ejaculation (male ejaculation is fine) and face-sitting for their graphic and offensive nature. (Have lawmakers met porn?) A new video game aims to protest these restrictions. Read more...

Politician Accused of 'Giving Away' Adopted Child to Sexual Abuser

An intense and disturbing investigative piece published by the Arkansas Times alleges that State Representative Justin Harris, a devout Christian who also owns a religious preschool, gave away two little girls he and his wife had adopted six months before. The little girls were "re-homed" with a former teacher at the preschool, who then sexually abused one of them. Read more...

Florida Man Shoots Sister in the Ass For Baking Him Sexy Penis Cake

Christopher Taft had the shittiest birthday, and it's all his dumb sister's fault. She baked him an inappropriate cake, so he did the only logical thing he could think of to get her back: He shot her straight in the ass to show her exactly how she'd hurt his feelings. (And now they're both butt hurt.) Read more...

Iggy Azalea Is Acting Like She Didn't Want a Grammy... Psshhh

Iggy Azalea did not win a Grammy as expected, rendering moot the irate Tumblr screed I wrote ahead of time like the Times prepares obits in advance, just in case. Iggy Azalea is now trying to convince us that she didn't even want the stupid Grammy, because "people already hate me enough." Well, true, but... we don't believe you, you need more people. Read more...

Gloria Steinem Gets a Clit Ring! (No, Not That Kind)

Here's Gloria Steinem showing off a ring cast in the form of the internal clitoris by jewelry designer Penolopijones. How orgasmic! Read more...

Does Whiskey Get You Feelin Pretty? Rih's New Song Has Me in Tears

I'm literally crying from literally two lines of Rihanna's new song "Higher," executive produced by Kanye. If these two perfectly iambic-tetrameter'ed lines are representative, this is going to be a tough, spacious, beautiful ballad—a navy one, you could say, dark shit with a rare and lovely touch of the blues. Show More Summary

Radio Station Begins Playing Christmas Music 24/7

Attention, attention, this is a War on Christmas special bulletin. Though it is fucking March and we should be turning our attention to sandals and sunglasses, there's a new radio station planning to play Christmas music YEAR-ROUND. Read more...

Oh My God: This ISIS-Themed Wedding Is Truly Horrifying

Sometimes you are faced with a story so breathtakingly abhorrent, your brain is biologically incapable of comprehension—but it's so insane, you can't keep it to yourself. This is one such story. Read more...

Samantha Bee Lands Her Own Show on TBS

Good news on a grim day: The Daily Show correspondent Samantha Bee is getting a solo show on TBS, thus continuing the Jon Stewart exodus. Bee's show is in addition to a scripted comedy that's already in development with the network. Read more...

Diablo Cody Will Try Her Hand at That Live-Action Barbie Movie 

The live-action Barbie movie is still happening, and the latest name attached to the project? Diablo Cody. Read more...

Lawless Congress Flagrantly Disregards Rules, Frolics In Snow

No enforcement of #sledding ban on Capitol Hill today. Thank you Capitol Police! — Eleanor H. Norton (@EleanorNorton) March 5, 2015 Read more...

One Way Taxis Still Beat Uber: When You Want to Fuck in the Car

There are moments when your desire to do the dirty overtake your desire to do so in a private environment. And if you're like enviable New York hipster journalist Rachel Rabbit White, you'll do it in a cab, on a slab, in the park or in the dark. But you won't do it in an Uber. Because they suck for spur of the moment menage-a-trois. Read more...

Jodi Arias Dodges the Death Penalty Thanks to a Deadlocked Jury

Jodi Arias, who was convicted of the murder of Travis Alexander in 2013, will not be charged with the death penalty after the jury deadlocked on the decision of whether or not she should be executed. Read more...

When Wedding Invitations Turn Into a Hilarious Disaster

Misspellings. Unfortunate acronyms. Unauthorized alterations. Venues that literally ceased to exist. Amazing uses of postage. Read more...

Trick, Please: Weak Nails, Scars & The Swimsuit to End All Swimsuits

Each week, we'll answer your beauty-related questions, even the dumb ones. Read more...

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