Blog Profile / Jezebel
| URL : | http://jezebel.com/ | |
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| Filed Under: | Pop Culture / Celebrity | |
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| Posts / Week: | 246.3 | |
| Archived Since: | March 6, 2008 | |
Blog Post Archive
Tales from the Crypt of Bed Bugs You Probably Have in Your Mattress
Remember the horrible bed bug invasion that was going to plunge New York into the Age of the Insect, when all Gothamites would have to feed their mattresses to the insatiable Bed Bug Queen living in the subway tunnels? It was going to be terrible, and then, magically, bed bugs vanished from the news...until now. Read more...
Six Insane 'Insights' From the Hypercompetitive Juice Industry
As the juice trend barrels uncontrollably ahead (much like your diarrhea will when juice is all you consume), the titans of the industry are becoming more and more defensive both in response to those who question juice as The Way of Life and with one other. Show More Summary
Behold la Chatelaine, the Versatile Device for the No-Bullshit Crafter
What, pray tell, is this remarkably versatile piece of utilitarian jewelry? It’s a “chatelaine,” which bore all the accessories most useful to an extremely fancy woman living in the 19th century. They held all sorts of things, from whistles to thimble buckets, and the really well-made chatelaines were minor aesthetic miracles. Read more...
Indonesian Lawmakers Consider Stricter Laws Against Sexy Black Magic
Earlier this week, we found out that Indonesia would finally be doing something about all the out-of-wedlock sex and black magic that its citizens are enjoying, probably simultaneously, since a proper, married household hardly seems like the place for the occult. Show More Summary
Dancing, Kissing, and Public Proposing on the All-Seeing Jumbotron
The Jumbotron sees all, and sometimes the Jumbotron sees so much that we can use it as a sort of compendium of our wildest hopes and darkest fears, like that fear we have of being publicly rejected or having beer spilled all over us by a clumsy doofus. Gaze into the eye of the Jumbotron and feel your kinship with the rest of humanity. Read more...
Amanda Bynes Was Suicidal Before Bong-Throwing Arrest, Says 'Friend'
During her arrest in Midtown last night, Amanda Bynes was taken to a psychiatric hospital for evaluation; it turns out this was set in motion by "friend and Hollywood publicist" Jonathan Jaxson, who told the police that he had proof that Bynes was suicidal. Read more...
Amanda Bynes Has Reportedly Been Arrested at Her Midtown Apartment
The Amanda Bynes entropy cycle has reached an unfortunate (and probably inevitable) new stage: the actress is rumored to have been arrested in her Midtown apartment late Thursday night after a bong-tossing confrontation with NYPD officers. Read more...
Crusty Old Dickhead Jerry Lewis Still Doesn’t Like Female Comedians
Superannuated comic misogynist Jerry Lewis, who, we ought to say, looks great for 87, still can’t stomach the idea of women performing comedy. A potential life-giving mother with a bountiful womb and nipples a-weeping with life-giving milk making jokes? Jerry Lewis says thankz but no thankz, ladies — he prefers his comedians to have hilarious penises. Read more...
Man Who Impersonated Neighbor to Schedule Craigslist Orgy Faces Prison
Craigslist, the parallel dimension where you can find a reasonably priced and barely stained couch as quickly as you can find a free handjob, is not to be trifled with, especially if that trifling involves the “casual encounters” section. Show More Summary
Good news, everyone!
Good news, everyone! Earlier today, the Nevada Assembly passed Senate Joint Resolution 13, a measure that would repeal the 2002 constitutional ban on same-sex marriage, by a vote of 27 to 14. Now all we have to do is wait until 2015 to find out if it will be placed on the November, 2016 ballot! Read more...
Even Tom Hanks Cannot Explain How He Turned Into Wario
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 23: Actor Tom Hanks attends Tom Hanks' caricature unveiling at Sardi's on May 23, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images) Read more...
ABC Family will soon bring you Spell-Mageddon, an exercise in extreme torture spelling that, unfortu
ABC Family will soon bring you Spell-Mageddon, an exercise in extreme torture spelling that, unfortunately, will not involve an asteroid. Read more...
Marion Cotillard’s Polish Accent Sounds German On Purpose, Jeez
That Marion Cotillard is really something, isn’t she? Not only is she a really talented actress who’s more than willing to put up with nearly inarticulate line-readings from Christian Bale and Tom Hardy, she’s also willing to correct an actual Polish woman’s criticism of her Polish accent in the new James Gray movie, The Immigrant. Read more...
Lots of Same-Sex Couples Raise Kids in States with Marriage Bans
Apparently, for same-sex couples raising children, Mississippi — a state whose name was emblazoned in ignominious wanted-poster font about halfway through Django Unchained — really is like coming home, even more so than the traditionally more progressive geographical elbow-crook we call California. Read more...
For $1.5 Million You Can Sit Next to Leonardo DiCaprio on a Spaceship
Dooooooooood, Leonardo. I get that charity is awesome and everything, but are you aware of what you just signed up for? You know when you're stuck on a two-hour plane flight next to, like, an evangelical baby with diarrhea who sellsShow More Summary
James Franco May Be the Most Purple Prose-y Film Critic Ever
Not content with being the kind of guy that would just write one review of a movie starring his contemporaries, James Franco returned to Vice to share some more thoughts with us, this time, on Leviathan, a film NPR called "a documentary...Show More Summary
Unemployed? Good News: Soulja Boy is Looking for a Social Media Intern
In today's Tweet Beat, Soulja Boy is looking for a millennial whom he can not pay for doing work, Margaret Cho does not deserve to be cyberbullied, and John Stamos is looking for the perfect song (don't be modest, Uncle Jesse — we all know that you already wrote it). Read more...
C'mon, Y'all: Is This How You'd Act if You Met Tami Taylor?
Color me crazy, y'all, but one of my coping tactics for when I get really stressed out is to imagine Friday Night Lights' star guidance counselor Tami Taylor talking me off the ledge. There's something about her tough love and abundant use of the word "hon" that's about as calming as a cup of camomile tea. Read more...
Nicole Kidman's Pinned Bob: So Many Feelings
Architectural. Ang Lee-approved. Read more...
Lucille Bluth Gives Disney Princesses a Much-Needed Talking To
This wasn't a decision easily arrived at, but after much deliberation the results are in: Lucille is officially the best Bluth. Read more...