Blog Profile / Jezebel
| URL : | http://jezebel.com/ | |
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| Filed Under: | Pop Culture / Celebrity | |
| Posts on Regator: | 67023 | |
| Posts / Week: | 246.4 | |
| Archived Since: | March 6, 2008 | |
Blog Post Archive
To Catch a Thief Realness: Yet Another Jewelry Heist in Cannes
Last week, Chopard jewelry was stolen from a hotel room in Cannes, during the film festival, specifically the same night as the premiere of The Bling Ring. Somehow, the festival has forged ahead, though perhaps ever-so-slightly less radiant. Today, the AP reports that there's been another robbery: Read more...
Men's Underwear Ads Want You to Know Men Aren't Just 'Pieces of Meat'
Remember earlier this week when we said that shirtless hunks in ads are the new hot chicks in ads? Apparently there's one advertising arena in which that's not the case: the arena of men's underwear. Read more...
The Plus-Size Supply and Demand Problem: 'Fatkini' Sells Out Instantly
Gabi Gregg's swimwear collaboration with Swimsuits For All was eagerly anticipated by the fashion blogger's thousands of fans. But order fulfillment and inventory issues have left would-be customers disappointed by cancelled orders. And, though many say Swimsuits For All was quick to charge their credit cards, the plus-size retailer has been slow in issuing refunds. Read more...
Intervention is Cancelled, Never to Intervene Again
The show known as the classier and more realistic version of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew has been cancelled by A&E before the start of its 13th season, executives announced Thursday. This would probably be an inappropriate time toShow More Summary
Mom Has Traitor Son Arrested for 'Stealing' Her Coveted Pop-Tarts
We've all had those urges to take a few bites out of our roommate's food. You're hankering for some Oreos, but it's raining outside and the Bad Girls Club season finale is about to start. You're home alone, staring at your pantry, wishing that you somehow could get one, just one, Oreo cookie to magically appear in your hand. Show More Summary
Names, Words, and Phrases Appearing in a Single NYT Story About Hair
An abridged list, in no particular order: Read more...
Big Balls, Boobs, Aniston, Sudeikis: We're the Millers NSFW Trailer
Here's the red band trailer for We’re the Millers, the road trip movie about a collection of American misfits that transforms itself into what it thinks the All-American family should look like (satire abounds) in order to transport oodles of marijuana across the Mexican border at the behest of a deranged orca-collector played by Ed Helms. Show More Summary
Tudor Fashion: Pretty, But Best Not to Think About the Stench
A new exhibit at the Queen's Gallery in London is titled In Fine Style: The Art of Tudor and Stuart Fashion. It features portraits painted in the 16th and 17th century — Tudors and Stuarts, but also Italians, Spaniards and Germans. Read more...
How a Women's Libido Pill Could Actually Save Monogamy
Despite the fact that all I want in life is a daemon familiar and a wand and a sarcastic dappled mare who really gets me and violet eyes and a tower, in actuality I'm forever harping on the fact that magic isn't real. There are no magic Spanx that will turn you into Cindy Crawford. Show More Summary
Here's That Girls Porn Parody You Didn't Ask For
HBO's Girls is somewhat notorious for featuring lots of sexually explicit content: nipples! money shots! Lena Dunham peeing on the train tracks while an elderly couple looks on! If you're an aspiring pornographic film director or producer, you've probably noticed that the only thing Girls is missing is actual penetration. Show More Summary
Dishwasher-turned-folk hero Charles Ramsey, who was eating a burger when he heard the cries of the C
Dishwasher-turned-folk hero Charles Ramsey, who was eating a burger when he heard the cries of the Cleveland kidnapping victims and came to their rescue, is being honored not only with a burger named after him at the restaurant where he works, but free burgers for life. Read more...
Milla Jovovich Hits the Red Carpet in Sapphire Gown and Indigo Nails
That dress! Walks in beauty like the night of cloudless climes and starry skies and shit. Read more...
Your Greek Yogurt Problem Is Really a Problem
Fact: Greek yogurt is so hot right now. You know it, Jamie Lee Curtis knows it, John Stamos knows it. But Greek yogurt has a dark side: Making it produces acid whey, and acid whey is a huge fucking problem. Read more...
The Oldest Living American is an awesome 114-year-old lady named Jeralean Talley.
The Oldest Living American is an awesome 114-year-old lady named Jeralean Talley. She stays up 'til midnight and eats McDonald’s chicken nuggets. Click here to see her epic sunglasses and a catfish she caught last year. Read more...
Amanda Seyfried Misses Her 'Huge, Beautiful Breasts'
I've always remembered Amanda Seyfried Karen Smith from Mean Girls, namely because of Karen's "gift" of being able to predict weather with her breasts. Maybe not as complicated a character as Cosette in Les Mis, but we've all got our favorites. Read more...
Homophobes Aren't, Like, Homophobic -- They're Just 'Pro-Straight'
Homophobes have a branding problem. Most Americans now think gay sex is "acceptable" (how gracious of them) and thus are turned off by politicians and pundits who, say, compare homosexuality to pedophilia or generally think gay people are icky. Show More Summary
The Complex, Challenging Life of a Shirtless Abercrombie Store Greeter
Abercrombie & Fitch has an entire Web series dedicated to its most famous naked torsos — the store greeters. The job interview is a series of one-armed push-ups, and the best greeters get flown around the world to greet at high-profile store openings. "It's like a traveling frat," boasts one. Read more...
What to Do If You Meet a Racist Dog: Make a Joke About It!
You know when you're walking with your dog and you get to the dog park and he's barking at another dog's owner and you feel super embarrassed because you're just trying to take a fucking walk in the park? And then you realize that...oh...that...Show More Summary
In Defense of the Attention Whore
Attention whores are the Rodney Dangerfields of the world: They get no respect. It's not hard to see why. They hurl themselves at the spotlight and writhe pathetically in its ethereal glow, all but begging us — and sometimes outright begging us — to look at them, no matter how awkward, how painful, how sad, how pitiful. Show More Summary
Duchess Catherine Avec Bump: Like Sunshine on a Cloudy Day
Mellow yellow. Yellow belly? Read more...