Blog Profile / Jezebel
| URL : | http://jezebel.com/ | |
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| Filed Under: | Pop Culture / Celebrity | |
| Posts on Regator: | 66975 | |
| Posts / Week: | 246.3 | |
| Archived Since: | March 6, 2008 | |
Blog Post Archive
Courtney Love Knows What Fuels the Depraved
In today's Tweet Beat, Courtney Love has clearly never seen The Long Island Medium (the least depraved piece of media in human history), Questlove achieves the unthinkable, and John Legend responds to Sergio Garcia's "fried chicken" comment. Read more...
'Fashion Is Incredibly Political When Your Fat,' Says Badass Blogger
Jes Baker of Thee Militant Baker and these amazing photos was on The Today Show this morning to discuss the mounting controversy caused by Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries comments about who he wants and doesn't want wearing the A&F label. Show More Summary
Here's Your Boyfriend Joseph Gorden Levitt as Don Jon
The trailer for the much-anticipated directoral debut of Joseph Gordon-Levitt has hit the web and it's a doozy, featuring Gordon-Levitt as "a strong, handsome, good old fashioned guy" who just happens to have a mild porn addiction. Bring. It. On. Read more...
All Hail the World's First Menstrual Poetry Slam
The world's first official menstrual-themed poetry slam (that we know of, at least) — dubbed "Red Howl Moon," naturally — will attempt to normalize that time of the month via verse. Sweet. Read more...
Conan O'Brien Has Some Hilarious Revisions for Taylor Swift's '22'
For most of us, 22 was less about sitting poolside at a mansion while making flower crowns with Jessica Szohr and more about working a shitty job, freaking out about debt and drowning your sorrows in cheap beer. That's not a dig on Taylor...Show More Summary
The Five Most British Reactions to Honey Boo Boo's UK Debut
Honey Boo Boo personifies America in a way that perhaps no other single person in our time does. Her penchant for sketti and go-go juice is paired with a nonchalant progressive attitude towards gays and politics, not to mention she's a great body-positive role model. Show More Summary
Now Rihanna's Instagram Is Just Fucking With Us
Perhaps you logged on to Instagram this morning to look at photos of babies and food and hilarious things of an irreverent nature. But perhaps you were instead greeted with a photo of Rihanna ass in a denim thong (there is such a thing). Show More Summary
Don't Stress But If You're Stressed, Men Won't Want to Fuck You
I realize you're probably stressed about everything in your life — and here's one more fun thing to worry yourself ugly about: When you're stressed, you're less attractive to men. I know, it's all so stressful. Read more...
Amazing 9-Year-Old Gives Impassioned Speech to Protest School Closures
Here is a video of Asean Johnson, an unfathomably eloquent 9-year-old, giving a speech in protest of Mayor Rahm Emanuel's plan to close 53 public schools in Chicago. It begins with him climbing on top of a chair to reach the podium and ends with me covertly crying at my desk. Read more...
Chanel Iman: Romantic Updo and Epic Earrings
Apparently these are David Yurman rock crystal and diamond earrings. Read more...
Jose Canseco Tweets Name, Number and Photo of Alleged Rape Accuser
Um. Former All-Star outfielder/current Twitter maniac Jose Canseco was just accused of rape. We know this because he publicly named a woman he claims is his accuser to his more than 500,000 followers, followed by photos of her, her phone number, and an address of a gym where she works out. Read more...
If You Watch Only One Interpretive Dance Video Ever, This Should Be It
What magic is this?? All I know for sure is that this guy is certainly handling the seasons of his life. Read more...
Let's Shop for Swimsuits in 1972
Memorial day is almost upon us, which means it's time for a new swimsuit. Read more...
How Lindsay Lohan Managed to Fuck Up Her Leggings Business
The apparel company behind Lindsay Lohan's ill-fated leggings line, 6126, is suing the actress. Their argument? That Lindsay Lohan's public association with the brand made the brand seem like something a bad Elizabeth Taylor impersonator would wear to get Starbucks. Read more...
For-Profit Companies Get Their Day in Court Over Your Whore Pills
It's contraception game time: puritanical fairytale "morals" will go up against the Obamacare birth control mandate over the next few weeks as four different appeals courts decide whether private businesses should be able to object to the policy on the grounds of religious freedom/thinking unchained vaginas are icky. Show More Summary
Watch Joe Francis's Amazing, Drunk, 'Retarded' Meltdown
"Just to convict people because you're jealous of them is retarded," an angry, slurring Joe Francis says in an absolutely riveting rant in which he goes off on the jury who convicted him earlier this month for falsely imprisoning three women in his Bel-Air home, but also brags about his dick size, wealth, and intelligence. Read more...
Teen Opinion: Twitter and Instagram Are 'Rad,' Facebook 'the Pits'
Oh, no! The teens are turning their Limited Too-clad backs on Facebook because it's been invaded by parents and drama. Because no matter how many times they yell "STAY OUT OF MY FACEBOOK ROOM, MOM," the moms will not stay out of their Facebook room. Show More Summary
Dita Von Teese: Ridiculously Ravishing in Red
Flawless. Read more...
Noted Perfect Person Gwyneth Paltrow Says Her New Job Is 'Perfect'
Gwyneth Paltrow shot another set of ads as a face of Hugo Boss perfume. Here she is on how being a celebrity brand-endorser is such a "perfect" gig: Read more...
New Blood Test Could Predict, and Help Prevent, Postpartum Depression
Researchers have identified two genes that seem to indicate the onset of postpartum depression. A blood test could help detect which pregnant women are at risk for the condition, with the hopes that they could receive early treatment to reduce its intensity or prevent it from developing at all. Read more...