Blog Profile / Jezebel
| URL : | http://jezebel.com/ | |
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| Filed Under: | Pop Culture / Celebrity | |
| Posts on Regator: | 66854 | |
| Posts / Week: | 246.3 | |
| Archived Since: | March 6, 2008 | |
Blog Post Archive
Williamsburg's New Urban Outfitters Will Offer Upscale Food From Hell
The new Urban Outfitters opening up in Williamsburg will include a restaurant and bar, so that every tribal-clad undergrad can realize his or her dream of perusing "Navajo" panties while also eating overpriced (but surely seasonal) vegetables. Don't stain your "Fly Girl" crop top! Read more...
These Pics Taken by a Chimp Are Worth More Than Anything on Instagram
As is probably stated somewhere in the theory of infinity, if you give an infinite amount of monkeys an infinite number of old-timey Polaroid cameras, one will eventually take "artistic" blurry photos of historical sites in Moscow which will then be auctioned at Sotheby's for an estimated $75,000 - $100,000. Read more...
La Toya Jackson Is Dangerously Clueless Around a Gas Stove
La Toya Jackson's show, Life with La Toya on OWN, is pretty formulaic as far as contrived situations and lightly-scripted dialogue goes on this type of "reality" show. (For example, one premise is that La Toya is interested in adopting...Show More Summary
Tatler Puts Cart Ahead of Horse to Get That Royal Baby Special
No seriously, does that come with fries on the side? Read more...
'Never Nude' Is Actually a Real Condition
Tobias Fünke, the analrapist-turned-out-of-work-actor, famously suffers—along with dozens of others—from the syndrome known as "Never Nude" in which he has a crippling fear of being naked. He deals with that anxiety by wearing denim cut-offs at all times, even in the shower. Show More Summary
Your Favorite Stores Aren't Signing the Bangladesh Safety Act
Labor groups urged massive clothing retailers including Gap and Wal-Mart to sign an international pact this week that would solidify safety standards and send a clear message that big brand names won't allow another easily preventable tragedy like last month's factory collapse in Bangladesh, which killed over 1,000 people, to happen ever again. Show More Summary
Emma Watson Wore Blingy Earrings to the Bling Ring Premiere
Do we like ear cuffs? I think I might like ear cuffs. Read more...
American Culture Is Fascinated With the 'Other Side' of the Porn Industry
The rule of thumb in American culture is that anyone who is in the sex industry is captivating — such is the case with traditionally illicit pastimes — and the men and women who work in the industry are adored or derided, often with fervor. But with every fantasy comes reality, and photographers are continually trying to capture the reality of sex work. Read more...
Kanye West Completely Unamused by SNL Promo
Ben Affleck will host the season finale of Saturday Night Live, with musical guest Kanye West. Is Kanye West really good at keeping a straight face and pretending to be bored and unamused, or is Kanye West truly bored and unamused, or is Kanye West thinking of more awesome baby names along the lines of Northbynorth? Something to contemplate. Read more...
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A U.S. Army sexual harassment and assault response program manager was arrested for stalking. At this point, surely there has to be an awful trend piece in the works. Read more...
Chiropractor Cracking Backs Is the Most Uncomfortable Thing Ever
This commercial uses scantily-clad ladies and bone-crunching sound effects to encourage you to visit the shadiest of all shady shadesters: a chiropractor. Read more...
Suspension of 31 Kids for Twerking Is Upheld by School Board
In a move that would make Principal Belding look competent, a high school in San Diego suspended 31 students for shooting a video where ladies violently shake their asses while dudes crouch next to them and look awkward. Then, a bunch of parents got super upset about it and took it to the school board to twerk it out. Read more...
Rihanna Sues Topshop for Selling Bootleg Rihanna T-Shirts
Rihanna has filed a $5 million lawsuit against Topshop for using images of her on T-shirts without her consent. Apparently Team Ri-Ri tried to negotiate with Topshop for the last eight months — and spent at least $1 million on litigation...Show More Summary
Farrah Abraham Wants to Tell You About What's Been in Her Butt
I mean, okay. Let it all out, Farrah. I'd like to state for the record that—though I do not want to hang out with her ever AT ALL—I don't personally care what Farrah Abraham puts into and pulls out of any of her teenage holes, and calling...Show More Summary
Kid Safety Manual Will Make You Never Want to Go Outside Again
The 1950s were apparently a terrifying time to be a child. If a train wasn't coming out of nowhere to decapitate you, a seemingly harmless and endlessly fun game of "hide in a pile of leaves!" ended when you were run over by city workers. Read more...
Idiotic Article Says Girls Hate Game of Thrones Because Ew, Gross
Of all the trend pieces about fake trends, this one claiming that ladies don't love Game of Thrones has got to be one of the dumbest. If I could, I'd sic Brienne of Tarth on them. Read more...
This Kids Rocking Out in Cars Supercut We Didn't Know We Always Needed
Let's all chair dance (the best and easiest type of dancing!) along with these singing, laughing, bopping tots. Read more...
GOP Congressman Links Abortions to School Shootings (For Real)
Get a load of this this horseshit from Kevin Cramer, one of North Dakota's Republican Congressmen, earlier this month: Read more...
Paris Hilton's Hair Curler Rudely Snubs 'Bling Ring' Movie Premiere
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Paris Hilton experiences a waking nightmare :(, Ryan Lochte gets frustrated with toddlers that are probably smarter than him, and T-Pain might be more glasses obsessed than Elton John. Read more...
TLC Is Looking for 'Fabulous' Funeral Females for a Reality Show
No, really. Our favorite mortician Caitlin Doughty "submits" an "audition" video, and we cross our fingers that whatever shitshow is in the works doesn't make the funeral business — or women — look bad. Read more...