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Hell the Fuck No It Is Not Christmas Shopping Season Yet

September Christmas displays are here, and they are fucking terrible. No, no, no, no, no, no. Mid-September is not motherfucking holiday shopping season. Read more...

Now That We've Got Neon and Crop Tops, Where Does Plus-Size Go Next?

Shopping as a fat woman is a wholly different experience than five years ago. Once relegated to the Macy's basement, the shitty end of the mall, God forbid the catalogs, now we've got access to neon and sophisticated florals and horizontal stripes and crop tops and two-piece bathing suits. Show More Summary

CoverGirl on NFL Sponsporship: We Support 'Female Empowerment'

In a statement released Monday evening, CoverGirl tried to explain their continued status as "The Official Beauty Sponsor of the NFL," stating that they believe "domestic violence is completely unacceptable." Read more...

Django Unchained Actress to Cops: 'Is It Just Because I'm Black?'

An audio recording of an incident involving Django Unchained actress Danièle Watts and the LAPD was released on Monday. Read more...

Barbra Streisand Appears on Late Night TV for First Time in 50 Years

On Monday, Barbra Streisand appeared on late night television for the first time in 50 years, and she chose to make that historic appearance with Jimmy Fallon. Of course. Read more...

Deadspin Rihanna Goes After CBS For Pulling Her Song From Thursday Night Football | Jalopnik The Fer

Deadspin Rihanna Goes After CBS For Pulling Her Song From Thursday Night Football | Jalopnik The Ferrari F40 Was The Ultimate Analog Car | Kotaku A Wild Theory About Destiny's Story | Lifehacker How to Solve the "Where Should We Eat?" Argument Once and For All Read more...

Rihanna to NFL: 'Fuck You!'

Last week, the NFL tried to cover its ass for its abysmal handling of the Ray Rice elevator tape — and its depraved indifference to domestic violence in general — by, uh, canceling a game-opening sequence that featured Rihanna. Because Rihanna is a domestic violence survivor. Okay. Read more...

Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong Snuck in Lots of Pot References on DWTS

Tommy Chong got a little help from an old friend on the premiere of Dancing with the Stars. Read more...

"I'm Sorry, We're Out of Bread -- Here's an Octopus Instead"

Apparently, a potential hazard of ordering your groceries online is that, in lieu of walnut bread, they might send you an octopus. Read more...

Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial Is the Best Response to the NFL

Comedian Megan MacKay has come up with one of the best responses to the NFL and its completely shitty handling the domestic violence incident involving Ray Rice. Read more...

Be Afraid: I Know What You Did Last Summer Is Getting a Reboot

I first saw "I Know What You Did Last Summer" at the $1.75 Tanforan movie theater in San Bruno, California. It was the day after a holiday and I yelped so loudly at the end (you know what I'm talking about), that my friend Jukey made fun of me on the ride home. Now, we'll all be able to relive that magic again. Read more...

Inviting Spanking Advocates to Apply "Discipline" to Rest of Society

Children. They remain the last group of human beings in our society where you can hit, humiliate, and molest them and still have a signification portion of the population pause and say such tactics are up for "debate." In all three of...Show More Summary

This Tiny Pig Dancing in the Grass Is Everything

The only way this video could be better is if you put on that Lee Ann Womack song about dancing and hoping others dance and then also danced while you watched this. I hate that song, to be honest, but this pig would make it bearable. This pig is the key to world peace, you guys. This pig really is everything. Read more...

See Part One of Jay Z and Beyoncé's Bonnie and Clyde Trilogy Bang Bang

Beyoncé and Jay Z released the first part of their Bonnie and Clyde trilogy today. Read more...

Sharon Osbourne Has Some Fighting Words for U2

In today's Tweet Beat, maybe Sharon Osbourne didn't hear that you can delete that U2 album, Jessica Biel has this karma thing under control and Stacy London almost makes me want to get emojis. Read more...

Angry, Horny Ghost Ruins Woman's Marriage

Aside from Casper, ghosts aren't known for being the nicest houseguests around. A sextergeist haunting a couple in Hull, England really took the cake, though, assaulting a "possibly psychic" housewife and causing her marriage to disintegrate into nothing more than a ghostly orb that looks like a dildo. Read more...

'Bumpie' Is the Pregnancy Bump-Selfie Combo of Your Nightmares

It's hard to blame a lady for wanting to document her pregnancy. Growing a new person inside your tummy is probably one of the most insane-yet-somehow-natural things a woman can do, so it's understandable if she wants to snap some pics throughout the process. Show More Summary

Vivienne Westwood Backs Scottish Independence at London Fashion Week

Now that New York Fashion Week has ended, London Fashion Week is in full swing. Over the weekend, Vivienne Westwood showed a collection that looks like the wardrobe of a school play about pirates that's been half-foraged from a lost and found. Show More Summary

The Scandal Collection for The Limited Looks Pretty Great

The Scandal collection for The Limited will finally be in stores and online on September 23rd. The collaboration was announced back in June and everyday I've been wondering WHEN DO I GET TO SEE THOSE DAMN CLOTHES ALREADY? (I am a millennial.) Read more...

Reminder: Police Suck At Handling Campus Rape Allegations, Too

By now, it's an established fact that college administrations are utterly inept at handling sexual assault allegations. For all those well-intentioned humans out there who think the best solution is to leave such cases in the hands of local law enforcement: turns out, the police are pretty damn terrible at appropriately responding to sexual assault allegations, too. Read more...

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