Blog Profile / Jezebel
| URL : | http://jezebel.com/ | |
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| Filed Under: | Pop Culture / Celebrity | |
| Posts on Regator: | 67023 | |
| Posts / Week: | 246.4 | |
| Archived Since: | March 6, 2008 | |
Blog Post Archive
This Wedding Had 25K Guests, But Is It Enough for Style Me Pretty?
Some people get their rocks off obsessing about the Royal Wedding, which definitely ranks as one of the most elaborate (and popular) celebrations of Christianity still remaining. For those of the Jewish faith who felt left out of that...Show More Summary
The New Immigrants Coming for Your Job: Models
The H-1B visa is a highly coveted, temporary visa awarded to just 65,000 foreign workers in specialized fields per year. But the world's best and brightest face a new and dangerous(ly sexy) threat: fashion models. Read more...
Rosario Dawson Is Sitting on a Gold Mine
Fort Knox realness. Read more...
The New Normal: Where Gay Couples Are Really Raising Kids
If you thought that San Francisco, New York City or Portland (Oregon or Maine) was where the highest percentage of same-sex couples are raising children, you thought wrong. While the liberal cities might be known for their strong gay culture, gay couples with kids are far more likely to head to much more affordable and unexpected places. Show More Summary
Would You Like a Free Manicure With Your Hot Pot?
I might be the only person I know who sort of doesn't like going out to eat. I like eating and I like it when other people prepare food for me and I don't have to do anything — but waiting for food makes me antsy. Ditto uncomfortable chairs or tables that are the wrong height. Show More Summary
Anthony Weiner's Mayoral Bid Could Be Good News for Christine Quinn
Anthony Weiner is officially running for mayor of New York City. We know this because he uploaded a YouTube video to his new AnthonyWeiner4Mayor YouTube channel in the middle of the night. Anthony Weiner: so hip to technology, will never accidentally tweet a dick pic ever again. Read more...
Want to Birth a Baby Einstein? Chug Some Iodine
A new study from Bristol and Surrey universities found that pregnant women who consumed lower amounts of iodine were more likely to have children with lower IQs and reading abilities. Which, of course, means they would love their stupid baby less. Show More Summary
Here's That Hot Michele Bachmann Fantasy Sex Book You Didn't Ask For
Have you ever hated Michele Bachmann so much that you just want to furiously diddle yourself? Now you have a legitimate excuse to do so. Publishing company Badlands Unlimited will be releasing an erotic book based on the fiery politician for a sweaty, sticky, hot summer read. Read more...
Brad Pitt Retires Stunt Cock: No More Sex Scenes
If a sexually-dissatisfied Southern woman happens to be on the lam with her friend, she can no longer count on glistening young cowboy drifter Brad Pitt to make the fuck with her. Why? Because he doesn't do onscreen sex scenes anymore, out of respect for Angelina Jolie, and she does the same for him. Read more...
Lingerie Football Coach Sexually Threatens Player in Fun Promo Video
The Lingerie Football League — which recently renamed itself the Legends Football League and made a big production of women getting real, protective uniforms but those new real, protective uniforms look suspiciously exactly like lingerie...Show More Summary
The Whole Enchihuahua Was the Best Event Ever and We All Missed It
Last Saturday, a metric ton of chihuahuas, chihuahua mixes, and hell, dogs that weren't even remotely chihuahuas converged in San Francisco's Dolores Park to get little dog funky. Read more...
These 3D Printings of Human Faces Are Too Fucking Real
These 3D printed dolls are cloned from real human heads, and all I can think of is Return to Oz. Read more...
Zosia Mamet Is the Queen of Hearts
Love the blue shoes! Gimme. Read more...
Justin Bieber's Monkey Is Now a Naturalized German Citizen
Hey, remember when Justin Bieber's baby monkey got seized by German customs? (NOT A EUPHEMISM, PERVS.) Well, instead of going all Not Without My Monkey-Son on the German boy-king or whatever, Bieber was just like "w-evs," and didn't even fucking bother to send in the the required vaccination and import papers to get his monkey back. Show More Summary
Axe Body Spray Thinks Women Are Into Greasy-Haired Burglars
Do you ever get the feeling that Axe's advertising strategy is Geico - gecko + perviness? Read more...
Danny DeVito Is the Lively Bard of Twitter
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Danny DeVito twitter-raps, Neko Case is having a very uniquely bad day, and Aaron Carter always takes musical risks ("Aaron's Party"). Read more...
Zoe Saldana's Shades Of Gray
Stunning. Read more...
Finally! A Disney Princess Story with More Black Death
Do you ever watch Disney movies like Beauty and the Beast, Cinderella or Brave and think to yourself "These Olde Europe-based cartoons are great and all, but I wish they would be a more accurate portrayal of the times!"? Of course you do! Luckily, musician and comedian Rachel Bloom has you covered and is ready to fill all your plague-loving, witch-burning needs. Read more...
OKCupid Juggalos Are Ready to Rescue You From Your Tower of Loneliness
Are you a Juggalette searching for her perfect Juggalo? Have none of the old methods of dating worked for you? Then you might want to try OKCupid Juggalos where your knight in shining Violent J makeup could be waiting to rescue you from your tower of loneliness and Faygo cans. Read more...
Far-Right Activist Commits Suicide in Notre Dame Over Same-Sex Marriage
In an apparent response to France legalizing same-sex marriage last week, a far-right activist published his last essay online then killed himself at the altar in Notre Dame. Read more...