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Tink Remixed Dej Loaf's 'Try Me' With Birthing Metaphors

"Try Me," the lead single by Detroit rapper Dej Loaf, has enjoyed a protracted underground hit status that shows no signs of slowing—its key factor being Dej's take on tenderly explaining to a dude how she's gonna murk his ass. Read more...

Ronan Farrow Just Wants to Be Understood

In today's Tweet Beat, Dr. Ruth looks like she gives great hugs, a gold star for anyone who can figure out what the fuck Danielle Jonas is talking about—and more importantly, why—and it's like nobody really gets Ronan Farrow, ya know? Read more...

'Cat Man' Walks Nine Cats in a Stroller Around Tokyo

What better way to spend your retirement than walking around with nine pampered, beautiful cats in a stroller all day? Read more...

This Kid Just NAILS Your Favorite Dance Scene From Dirty Dancing

Are you having the time of your life right now? If not, you should just go on ahead and click play on the video above, because this tiny tot nailing every goddamn move of the final scene from that movie where Patrick Swayze had amazing moves/the best mullet is going to give you life. Show More Summary

The Monsters at Teva Are Encouraging You to Wear Socks With Sandals

Red alert, red alert: The fugly shoe trend has gone too far and it must be neutralized immediately. In a horrifying development, Teva has decided to make an asset of its association with hippie nerds and is now actively encouraging people to combine socks and sandals. Evacuate sectors five through eight; I've got orders to seal this facility immediately. Read more...

We've already heard her love-it-or-kinda-like-it cover of Adele's "Rolling In The Deep" (and seen it

We've already heard her love-it-or-kinda-like-it cover of Adele's "Rolling In The Deep" (and seen it on Letterman), but now the full Aretha Franklin Sings The Great Diva Classics is available to stream on Amazon, ahead of its October 21 release. Show More Summary

Beyoncé Tried Out Some New Bangs and ...

This fringe is not the most flattering thing she's ever done. But you know, questionable hair styles happens to us all. BEYONCÉ'S HAIR, IT'S JUST LIKE US. Read more...

Here's That First-Ever Ad for Sex You Were Asking For

How do you like to do sex? Is it in a classy way, or a dirty way or a kind of intense way? Does the image of a pencil being sharpened to a fine by an electric machine made to strip away bits of wood accurately describe the beautiful meeting of phallus to orifice? The first-ever ad for sex says YES! Or BZZZZZZZZ, I guess. (Kind of NSFW) Read more...

Dick's Sporting Goods CEO Issues Apology to Hero Tween

.@TheCheapSeatsTV An apology to McKenna from our CEO — Dick'sSportingGoods (@DICKS) October 11, 2014 Read more...

Put Bart Simpsons' Face All Over Your Body with New Forever 21 Merch

It's the 25th anniversary of The Simpsons—does that mean Bart has a 401k now?—and 20th Century Fox is going bananas licensing the images to celebrate. Their latest Bart garments might be the least expensive Simpsons commemorative garments yet, though. Read more...

Here's a Reenactment of the Best Bath & Body Works Rant of All Time

Please join me for "Oh Jen, Your Ass Is Gonna Get Reamed": A Dramatic Recreation of one woman's harrowing journey to Bath & Body Works for a $&%^$& CANDLE THAT I HAVE BEEN ON YOU ABOUT FOR A WEEK! And I said "a live person!?" and I said 'WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM TALKING TO NOW?' (I left out the F word.) Read more...

Supermarket Meats Are Giving Us Drug Resistant UTIs

Just in case you needed more to be afraid of in life, urinary tract infections are becoming more and more resistant to antibiotics used to treat them and have the potential to become life threatening bloodstream infections. Oh, and there's a good chance people are getting at least some of these infections from the meat they're buying at the supermarket. Read more...

Is There Any Such Thing as a Dangerous Sex Position?

Do you ever wonder, when you are doing sex with someone, if the position you are in is dangerous? Recently, a site called —which cannot be taken seriously under any circumstances—did us the service of informing us about some of these dangerous positions. Show More Summary

?Rainbow Brite Is Back and Molly Ringwald Is Voicing the Villain

Nostalgia is resurrecting yet another cartoon from our youth. The popular '80s girl power series Rainbow Brite has earned a reboot, and Emily Osment and Molly Ringwald are on board to voice the main characters. Will we ever grow up? Not likely. Read more...

Men Have Discovered 'Bro-tox'

Somebody put the all of the Real Housewives of the world on high alert: They might want to start stocking up on vials of Botox right now and booking those dermatologist appointments an extra three months in advance, because dudes have discovered cosmetic procedures and they are loving it. Read more...

?Washington Post Dismisses 500-Page Civil War Nonfiction Book As Girly

Last month, New York Times bestselling author Karen Abbott published a nonfiction book called Liar, Temptress, Soldier, Spy, with its subject four fascinating women who became spies during the Civil War—Belle Boyd, teenage rebel andShow More Summary

Everyone Is Working Out Way Too Much

In case you weren't keeping track, muscles are back in, and model bodies are out. "Strong is the new skinny," according to a Washington Post article that pretty much confirms Nicki Minaj's "fuck skinny bitches" line from "Anaconda." Read more...

Black Flag Co-Founder Accused of Child Abuse

Greg Ginn, guitarist and co-founder of seminal hardcore band Black Flag, has been accused by his ex-wife of child abuse, including food deprivation, threats of physical violence, and sexual harassment, according to an affidavit signed October 10. Read more...

From Miasma to Ebola: The History of Racist Moral Panic Over Disease

On October 1st, the New York Times published a photograph of a four-year-old girl in Sierra Leone. In the photograph, the anonymous little girl lies on a floor covered with urine and vomit, one arm tucked underneath her head, the other wrapped around her small stomach. Show More Summary

Carmen Carrera Was Totally On Jane the Virgin Last Night

There were many things to love about last night's premiere of Jane the Virgin, the CW's new series based on a young Chicana virgin who accidentally gets pregnoncé after her ob-gyn screws up her rounds and artificially inseminates her—with...Show More Summary

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