Blog Profile / Jezebel
| URL : | http://jezebel.com/ | |
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| Filed Under: | Pop Culture / Celebrity | |
| Posts on Regator: | 66892 | |
| Posts / Week: | 246.2 | |
| Archived Since: | March 6, 2008 | |
Blog Post Archive
How to Deal With Expensive Gifts From Your Friends
Welcome to Friendzone, Jezebel's column devoted to dealing with the valuable people in your life who you're not humping. Got an issue and looking for guidance? Email friendzone@jezebel.com Read more...
Insert Tobias Fünke Into Your Most Precious Memories
Arrested Development released a Tobias Fünke sizzle reel, and it is the most. You can stuff him into your most treasured spaces (I thought it was a pool toy!), or you can make his dreams come true by turning him into a YouTube sensation, as we've done above. It's a triple rainbow all the way! Read more...
Sorry, China: Your Name-Brand Condoms May Be Fake
Chinese police just busted two factory owners and some of their workers in a fake condom operation. This is seriously bad and nasty. Read more...
CW Turns Mary Queen of Scots' Blood-Soaked Story into Sexy Teen Drama
Mary, Queen of Scots — also known as Mary Stuart or Mary I Of Scotland — was executed at the age of 25 44, but before that, she was queen regnant of Scotland and then queen consort of France. Now she's being brought back to life in Reign, a new series on the CW, home of Gossip Girl and The Carrie Diares. Read more...
Worst husband ever?
Worst husband ever? This man was busted for trying to hire a hooker…during his honeymoon. Read more...
Hero Teens Stop Their Prom Limo to Rescue Victims of Car Crash
Today in FINALLY, SOMETHING NICE HAPPENED: Twenty Florida high school seniors were prom-bound in their limousine when they saw a van hit the highway median and flip over. Feeling the clarion call of heroism, the teens unstrapped their...Show More Summary
Diddy Has Actually Been On "Downtown" Abbey Since the Beginning
After teasingly tweeting that he'd been added to the cast of Downton Abbey, Diddy has revealed the truth: He stars in a Funny or Die clip as Lord Wolcott, who owns Downtown Abbey. Read more...
Worked Up About Teens and Plan B? Here's What the Kids Actually Think.
Lots of important adults — judges, doctors, the POTUS himself — have fervent opinions on whether the morning-after pill should be available to girls of all ages without a prescription and point-of-sale or age restrictions, yet no one ever asks teenagers themselves what they think. So we did. Read more...
Celebrities Get Pregnant and Boldly Go Outside Just Looking Like That
From the dawn of time, women have been getting knocked up by men in a variety of ways. In ye olden days, once a lady's egg and the man's sperm found each other in bliss, the female was often relegated to fainting couch or a hall closet maybe, forced to shut themselves away from the world as every part of their body thickened. Show More Summary
Go Ahead and Love Your Body -- if You're 'Feminine' Enough, That Is
Earlier this week, a Sun editor posted a call for "real women" willing to rate their own naked bodies and be judged by a panel of men for a feel-good piece on "how we're overly negative on ourselves" but "needn't be." Judging by theShow More Summary
Raises Fuel National Prosperity, So Go Get Yours
Ladies, it's Time to Ask for a Raise. Well, unless you just started your job, and then perhaps you should chill out, OK? Damn, greedy. But the rest of us need to slip into our GSD pants (opposite of eating pants) and march straight to the boss person's office and GET PAID as if the economy — and our shoe closets — depended on it. (Because they kinda do.) Read more...
Cute as Hell Doberman and Lamb Are Fresh New Take on Odd Couple
Jaded dobie detective meets little lost lamb, and adorableness ensues. It was an open-and-shut case. Read more...
Woman Enters Stylish Unborn Fetus in Beauty Pageant
You know what every good parent says about child pageants: the earlier you force your offspring into them, the better. In a perfect world, you'd be able to force a bedazzled headband through your amniotic sac and set your sonogram to "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun," but technology isn't there yet. Show More Summary
Grace Coddington drew her ideal punk Met Gala outfits on cats, because she is the best.
Grace Coddington drew her ideal punk Met Gala outfits on cats, because she is the best. Read more...
The Gorgeous Gowns of the Cannes Opening Ceremony
Yesterday in France, A-listers hit the red carpet for the opening ceremonies of the 66th annual Cannes Film Festival. Nighttime in the seaside village means high glamour and full-on formal. The more extravagant the better. "Every time I go to Cannes, it feels like I’m entering the helicopter scene in La Dolce Vita," says Leonardo DiCaprio. Show More Summary
Nude Painting of Bea Arthur Sells for $1.9 Million at Christie's [NSFW]
A topless portrait of Bea Arthur—for which the late actress never actually sat—sold for $1,915,750 at a Christie's auction last night, purchased by an anonymous bidder over the phone. NSFW boobs after the jump. Read more...
Swole Bros Love Capitalism, But Puny Guys Are Willing to Share
You can predict a man's opinion on redistribution by measuring his biceps, according to a new study that may have been secretly commissioned by Ayn Rand's sexual fantasies. Read more...
This season of SNL is experiencing a bit of an exodus; The Post reports that Fred Armisen is leaving
This season of SNL is experiencing a bit of an exodus; The Post reports that Fred Armisen is leaving and that Jason Sudekis "probably" will too, following Seth Meyers and Bill Hader. Perhaps they will all do a goodbye musical number that's better than this? Read more...
How to Tell If a Lady Will Hump You, Based On the Book She's Reading
Listen up, traveling gentleman: there's a very scientific link between the books ladies read on vacation and their willingness to "put out," as explained in this "Summer Reading Guide for Single Men." If only Jack Kerouac and ErnestShow More Summary
Scandal BINGO Cards, Just in Time for the Season Finale
Cuddle up to the America's (favorite) gladiators at Olivia Pope and Associates during tonight's season 2 finale of Scandal, and don't forget to bring these BINGO cards — because you know Harrison is gonna be adjusting those suspenders. Read more...