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Most U.S. Kids Still Get Vaccinated, But Those Low-Vax Pockets Worry the CDC

Good news, bad news: most Kindergarten-aged kids in America are still getting all their shots. But the CDC continues to worry about those stubborn pockets with low rates of vaccination (and, presumably, high rates of uncooperative parents). Read more...

Set Your Blenders to 'FASHION,' Because Frayed-Hem Jeans Are In

There are so many kinds of jeans, that Dr. Seuss himself would have no trouble filling a book called New Jeans, Old Jeans, White Jeans, Blue Jeans. And on the page where he mentions “frayed-hem mayhem,” you’d find a photo of a furry Seussian character throwing a pair of blue jeans into a blender in a desperate attempt to be more fashionable than everyone else. Read more...

I'd Never Go To Burning Man, But I'd Probably See This Burning Man Musical

The risk of bug bites, death, and Julia Allison weddings is far too high for me to feel remotely comfortable spending a week on the playa as a Burning Man attendee. I am, however, more than happy to make fun of the whole thing from afar. Fortunately, so are plenty of other people, and some of them write musicals. Read more...

Evan Peters' Boneability on American Horror Story, Ranked

American Horror Story’s Evan Peters has—what some might call—a smoking hot quality and new stills from the upcoming season of the series, American Horror Story: Hotel, suggest that his awooooga-ness remains intact. Peters, now gussied up like a 1930s casanova (more specifically, an evil casanova), is still a total babe. Read more...

Goddamn It, I've Known Who Sandra Bullock's Boyfriend Is For So Long

Earlier this month, after publishing a story about Sandra Bullock’s “super hot ” new boyfriend, a loyal reader emailed me. “Can give name and photo of Sandy B’s new bf,” their message said. My eyes widened. I felt like Bob Woodward getting a call from Deep Throat in 1972, only if Bob Woodward wrote for the Arts section and got a tip about Jane Fonda. Read more...

Shade Court: Britney Spears Returns and Miley Cyrus Has Lost Her Mind

Welcome to Shade Court, where Judge Brown is in absolutely no mood for your bullshit. Read more...

Koch Brothers Enterprises Made Katrina's Damage to Gulf Coast Worse

Charles and David Koch, whose combination of right-wing extremism and endless income makes them two of America’s Most Notorious Thugs, are the subjects of a new retrospective that highlights how their construction and pipelines before...Show More Summary

Police Officers Leave Reporter Accidental Voicemail About Her 'Fucking Giant' Tits

A reporter in Colorado was treated to a delightful voicemail this week from a sheriff’s deputy, who has thoughts on her breasts, face, body, and accent. The one thing he lacks — the only thing, really — is a basic understanding about how to hang up his phone so he doesn’t leave accidental messages. And now here we all are, together, having a learning experience. Read more...

Do You Have What It Takes to Be the Tour Assistant For a Traveling Cat Circus?

I know it’s Friday and that you’re probably too excited about the weekend to do something as mentally exhausting as re-thinking what remains of your life path, but I have a few questions to ask. 1. Do you like cats? Yes? OK. 2. Do you like having fun? Great. Show More Summary

Dr. Ben Carson Clarifies That There's a War On 'What's Inside of Women'

Revered physician and future 2016 also-ran Dr. Ben Carson offered a helpful lesson in both anatomy and political science. Read more...

Virgin Hotels Sets Up Hair & Make-Up Class for Female Staff of 'Female Friendly' Location

In January, Virgin opened their first hotel in Chicago, called Virgin Hotels Chicago. “I don’t think any hotel caters to the female traveler,” Virgin Group founder Richard Branson said. “It will give Virgin an edge to make sure we look after them.” Read more...

Jury Finds Owen Labrie Guilty of Misdemeanor Sexual Assault, Felony Child Luring in St. Paul's Rape Case

A New Hampshire jury has returned with a mixed verdict in the trial of Owen Labrie, charged with raping a 15-year-old classmate at the elite St. Paul’s School. Labrie was convicted of one count of misdemeanor sexual assault, and one count each of endangering a child, a misdemeanor, and using a computer to lure a child, a felony. Show More Summary

Deep Cuts: These Shoes Weren't Made for Walking

Welcome back to Deep Cuts where we make fun of a bunch of hot junk that’s on sale and then secretly buy it anyway. Read more...

Parents Are Having Lunchbox Competitions on Instagram to See Who Loves Their Kid The Most 

Parenting today is... a lot, apparently, and the InstaParents of 2015 are all about stressing each other out by posting their kids’ whimsical, painstakingly curated, and health-conscious lunches on social media. Read more...

Portland Residents Are Desperate to Find the Man Pooping All Over Their City

Portland, Oregon needs your prayers. Or, at the very least, a whole bunch of plastic bags. There is an as-yet-unidentified man roaming around the city, pooping in public places, and leaving it there for the world to see and smell. Portland residents have begun calling him “The Portland Pooper” because, honestly, there’s no better option. Read more...

Watch Amy Schumer & J.Law Perform a Power-Drawing Ritual on Billy Joel's Piano

Billy Joel, an up-and-coming singer who shows some promise, has taken a few pages out of Taylor Swift’s book and upped the profile of his most recent concert by bringing some special guest stars out to help him perform “Uptown Girl.” Those special guests were Jennifer Lawrence and a (possibly very inebriated?) Amy Schumer. Show More Summary

Sarah Palin Pretends to Consider Being Donald Trump's Vice President 

Take shelter: Sarah Palin, former governor and current professional bloviator, is “leaving the door open” to becoming Donald Trump’s running mate. Donald Trump has not, that we know of, asked her to be his running mate, but has said in the past that he’d tap her to be part of his blessedly imaginary—for now—presidential cabinet. Read more...

Terrible Writing About Hurricane Katrina: A Scourge Unto Itself

Shortly after 8 AM on Sunday, August 29, 2005, the levees protecting New Orleans from the water that surrounds it failed. By 9 AM, the city’s Lower Ninth Ward was underneath six to eight feet of water. Read more...

Women Have Always Been Obsessed With Campy Coverage of Grisly Murders

For instance: Consider your Christmas shopping handled, thanks to the June 1974 issue of McCall’s magazine. Just buy all your loved ones this “unique and reasonably priced” Pictorial History of Aberrant Behavior—the first of its kind! First installment free! Read more...

Kim Kardashian's Worried Her Pregnancy May Cost Her Her Uterus

Kim Kardashian has been very open about the struggles she’s faced with her second pregnancy, and while everything’s fine right now, the reality star recently revealed that she’s worried that her second child may be the last she can carry to term herself. Read more...

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