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Nicholas Sparks Is Making a Semi-Autobiographical Comedy About a Divorced 'Romance Novelist'

Currently slouching towards your television screen: A Nicholas Sparks-branded comedy, loosely based on the post-divorce travails of the man himself. Help? Read more...

Once Again, Mass Shooter Tries to Pin the Blame on Women Not Wanting to Date Him

In what is quickly becoming tradition for mass-murdering maniacs, Roseburg shooter Chris Harper-Mercer evidently ranted about not having a girlfriend in writings left at the scene, the Associated Press reports. Read more...

Why Margaret Atwood Is a Samantha: An Interview With Slaughterhouse 90210's Maris Kreizman

A little more than six years ago, Maris Kreizman started a Tumblr in which she paired literary quotes with photos from television shows called Slaughterhouse 90210. Over the years, she combined Designing Women with Tolstoy, The Sopranos with Woolf, and, well, you get the picture. Show More Summary

University Official Chided After Sending Students Sexy Deadspin Article on Female Orgasm

Jude Legiste, a dorm director at University of Wisconsin-La Crosse, has been reprimanded after sending a sexually explicit article about helping women reach sexual climax to the nearly 300 students who live in his hall, with the subject line, “You Gone Learn Today!!” Read more...

Carson Thinks Loss of Gun Rights Would Be 'More Devastating' Than Actual Death 

In a Facebook Q&A on Monday, presidential candidate and real-life zombie Ben Carson wrote that while he’d “spent many a night pulling bullets out of bodies,” he “never saw a body with bullet holes that was more devastating than taking the right to arm ourselves away.” Read more...

Sad Dancing With The Stars Diaries: Nick Carter's Dreams Come True

Sad Dancing With the Stars Diaries is a series in which we imagine the innermost feelings of Dancing With the Stars contestants, as written in their “journals.” Read more...

Stephenie Meyer Releases Gender-Swapped Twilight 'Revamp' With Grammatical Corrections

It’s been ten years since Twilight first poked its sparkly head into the world and started teaching teens about the abusive and inappropriate relationships between humans, vampires, and something called The Volturi (which has honestly...Show More Summary

Paris Fashion Week: Welcome to Chanel Airlines, Karl Will Be Your Pilot

Karl Lagerfeld, of late, has been somewhat obsessed with the domain of the proles—this idea of populist spaces, except they’re “elevated” to his standards of Chanel bourgeoisie. Recent runway shows have included a Chanel supermarchéShow More Summary

Inspiring: These State Reps Who Got Kicked Out of Office After Having Affair Are Both Trying to Get Reelected

Welcome to Big Time Small-Time Dicks, a regular column on The Slot that explores local politicians, small-town scandals and everything else making life miserable on a local level. Know a small time person who is a big time dick we should feature? Email us. Read more...

Yes Virginia, There Is a Sexy Pizza Rat Halloween Costume 

Ah, Sexy Pizza Rat costume, we’ve been expecting you. And here you are: minimal, fuzzy like the sun-dried street rat, and pussy-oriented. What a glorious trash heap our world is, that we are bestowed with such gifts. Read more...

Rihanna On Rachel Dolezal 'I Think She Was a Bit of a Hero'

Rihanna is on the cover of November’s Vanity Fair, and is the subject of a wonderful profile inside. In it, she discusses her upcoming album, her business, her sex life, and—most surprisingly—her thoughts on Rachel Dolezal, the woman who made headlines this summer for identifying as black, despite...well, you remember. Read more...

Suspension Upheld Of 12-Year-Old Black Boy Who Stared At A White Girl

In September 2014, a 12-year-old black boy was suspended from a private Catholic school for “staring” at a white girl. The boy claimed that the two were engaged in a “staring contest,” and his parents took the dispute to court, hoping to have the suspension removed. Today an Ohio court ordered that it would instead be upheld. Read more...

Donald Trump Sends Marco Rubio A Thirst-Quenching Care Package

On October 5, 2015, Republican presidential candidate and rubber-faced cherub Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) received a “care package” from rival and noted troll Donald Trump. The contents? Among other various sundries, it included “a 24-bottle...Show More Summary

Turns Out Ovarian Reserve Testing Isn't Totally Reliable

Every Lean In Group in America has at one point discussed the possibility of freezing one’s own eggs. Since women are only born with a set number of eggs that die off regularly, the procedure can be a good choice for women who are, for...Show More Summary

South African Government in A Tizzy Over Cartoons of President's Dick

In the last three years, two political cartoons featuring South African President Jacob Zuma’s dick—both drawn by white male artists—have hung in Johannesburg galleries. And as dicks go, they’re respectable; President Zuma must be packing at least a modest treat. Show More Summary

Kim Kardashian Calls Pregnancy 'The Worst Experience of My Life'

Kim Kardashian is currently expecting her second child, a follow-up to her and Kanye West’s critically acclaimed 2013 baby, North. Her second pregnancy is not all it’s kracked up to be. Read more...

Cher Feels Bad for Teens These Days 

In today’s Tweet Beat, Cher thinks of the teens, Kevin Hart changes his tune and a gathering of Real Housewives. Read more...

Maybe Don't Send Your Online Boyfriend $10,000, Since You Might End Up in Jail

Forget the fact that you might be getting catfished: what if your online boyfriend is a multimillion-dollar global scammer? A relationship of this sort just landed Virginia native Audrey Elrod in prison for over two years and, instead of being angry, Elrod appears to just want to know if her scammer ever really loved her. Read more...

Carly Fiorina: People Who Say I'm a Bad Person Are Liars

On Sunday evening, the Washington Post reported that presidential hopeful Carly Fiorina had neglected to pay her 2010 Senate campaign staffers as much as $500,000, even after quickly reimbursing the $1.3 million she personally put into the campaign. Read more...

Would You Use a 'Smart' Menstrual Cup that Texts You Your Monthly Flow?

If you’re interested in tracking the color and volume of your menstrual flow, then cool, this product may be for you. Read more...

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