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Chilean Satire Mag Makes A Funny About Messi Getting Finger Up His Butt

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“Get ready, Messi,” Chilean magazine The Clinical writes, riffing on Chile defender Gonzalo Jara’s recent finger-in-the-butthole move, as well as Lionel Messi’s oft-mentioned otherworldly abilities ahead of Saturday’s Chile-Argentina Copa América final. Pretty clever, you guys! Read more...

Four NFL players have been suspended: the Jets’ Sheldon Richardson (4 games), the Cowboys’ Rolando M

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Four NFL players have been suspended: the Jets’ Sheldon Richardson (4 games), the Cowboys’ Rolando McClain (4), and the Packers’ Datone Jones (1) for substances of abuse; and the Chargers’ Antonio Gates (4) for PEDs. Read more...

The Perfect Grilled Hot Dog

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If you’ve ever been in the meat aisle of the grocery store getting ready for a party and trying to figure out how much chuck you need to make burgers, but then decided, “Nah, this is too hard, we’ll just do hot dogs,” then this post is for you. Show More Summary

Kevin Johnson Sues Sacramento, Hides Behind Group That Hates Him

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Sacramento Mayor Kevin Johnson is suing his own city and a local reporter to prevent the release of his emails. But officials of a mayoral group that the former NBA star and controversy magnet claims to be representing in his lawsuit say they’re not on his side. Read more...

Kings' Slava Voynov Pleads No Contest, Sentenced To 90 Days In Jail

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Los Angeles Kings defenseman Slava Voynov was in Los Angeles Superior Court today to take a plea deal for his felony count of corporal injury to spouse with great bodily injury from the Oct. 19 alleged assault on his wife. Voynov pleaded no contest in order to reduce jail time, though he still could be deported. Read more...

"The Worst Team In The World" Is Living Its World Cup Dream

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THIMPHU, Bhutan – Six to zero. 6-0. The final score of the June 16 China-Bhutan World Cup qualifier was six to freaking zero in favor of the Chinese. And do you know what the Bhutanese fans did after the game? They sang to the players. Show More Summary

Who Is Russell Westbrook Side-Eyeing Here?

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Yesterday, between 3:30 p.m. and 4:30 p.m. EDT, Russell Westbrook disapproved of something, or multiple somethings. Since there is no other NBA news to speak of, and especially since there is nothing miserable or at all depressing happening in New York, let’s use this downtime to figure out who crossed Russ. Read more...

Korean Baseball Player Makes His Bat Flip Count

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For Hwang Jae-gyun’s 21st home run, he held his bat out for a good four seconds before finally flipping it and trotting the bases. The Lotte Giants third baseman made sure the ball was fair so as to not squander such an excellent bat flip. Read more...

Put Peas In Your Guacamole If You Want To

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Once upon a time, sure as you are born, some dingus was all, “Onions?!?! In your guacamole?!?! You motherfuckers!” Read more...

NASCAR Asks Fans To Please Stop Flying The Confederate Flag

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NASCAR effectively revised its prior stance on the Confederate flag today, where the series wouldn’t allow the stars and bars to fly in any official capacity, but would permit fans to fly it as they please. Now the series’ tracks have banded together in asking fans not to fly it at all. Read more...

Martin St.

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Martin St. Louis has announced his retirement from the NHL. He finishes his 17-year career with 365 goals, 588 assists, and two enormous legs. Read more...

It's Time To Take Channing Tatum Seriously

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In the last few years, I’ve noticed a funny trend. My friends and I will be talking affectionately about Channing Tatum’s movies—usually, the Jump Street films—and the other person will suddenly get quiet, like he’s about to make some dark, embarrassing confession to me. Show More Summary

Justin Turner's Future Self Shows Up In Arizona

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Is this the twin of Baseball Sasquatch Justin Turner, or a time-traveling version from the future? Either way, the two didn’t talk. Read more...

11 Good Things About Budweiser

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Handsome and tasteful beer aficionados like ourselves rarely have nice things to say about Budweiser, for the very good reason that it sucks. However! Even sucky beer is pretty good. (unless you’re talking about Heineken, and why would...Show More Summary

“Then They Lit A Roman Candle”: Your Best Fireworks Horror Stories

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Fireworks! So loud! So destructive! So shabbily made! Why, they’re the perfect embodiment of America itself! No wonder we blow them up real good every 4th of July. Read more...

The Bucks Just Snatched Greg Monroe Away From The Knicks And Lakers

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For days, we’ve been hearing about how the New York Knicks were targeting free-agent power forward Greg Monroe, so this morning’s report that Monroe has chosen to sign a max contract with the Milwaukee Bucks comes as a bit of a surprise. Read more...

Jet Li's Fist of Legend Is One Of The Best Fight Movies Ever Made

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In the very first scene of Fist of Legend, a group of Japanese karate students burst into a college engineering classroom. They’re mad because there’s one Chinese student in the class, and they think Japan should be for Japanese people only. Show More Summary

Phil Kessel And Leafs Fans Deserve Better Than The Toronto Media

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The only value in the Steve Simmons column that everyone’s talking about this morning is the news that Phil Kessel eats a street hot dog every damn day. Personally, I think that’s funny and humanizing. Toronto’s troll-columnist-in-chief uses it as a fat joke, and exhibit A in the case for Kessel being run out of town. Read more...

Tennis Player CoCo Vandeweghe Thinks Carmelo Anthony Is Soft As Hell

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I have no idea why pro tennis player CoCo Vandeweghe was asked for her opinion on Carmelo Anthony and the Knicks, other than the fact that her uncle is former NBA player and GM Kiki Vandeweghe, but I sure am glad it happened. Read more...

Lakers Baffled That Free Agents Don't Like Their Bad Basketball Team

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I don’t want to keep piling on the Lakers (yes I do), but their failed wooing of LaMarcus Aldridge sounds like the biggest free-agency botch since Kobe Bryant spent a couple hours yelling at Dwight Howard across a conference-room table. And each new detail that comes out is sadder and more hilarious than the last. Read more...

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