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Ugh, relationships, amirite!? All full of "other people" and "other people's bodies" and "other people's stuff touching your body." It's a recipe for Problem City: The Food. For instance, don't you hate it when somebody finds your vagina repulsive, yet keeps putting his penis in it over and over? I certainly do. MORE ON THAT IN A MINUTE. Read more...
One of the last remaining grand achievements to be had in the world of competitive running is the sub-two-hour marathon. The current world record—held by Kenyan Patrick Makau—sits at two hours, three minutes, and thirty-eight seconds. But many wonder, is it possible to run a marathon in under two hours? Read more...
That fellow up there is Josh Lewis, the sports editor for the Estevan Mercury, in Estevan, Saskatchewan. Josh is a big Leafs fan. Big enough to think they would beat Boston. Big enough to wager a walk of shame on it, complete with sandwich board. Read more...
Have 17 minutes to watch a short documentary on Morganna the Kissing Bandit, the top-heavy exotic dancer who spent three decades interrupting baseball games with kiss-and-runs? Sure you do. [Roopstigo] Read more...
Would Messi ever pull a trick like this? (Ronaldo escaped a booking.) Read more...
In last night's 10-4 victory over the Tigers, Rangers starter Yu Darvish threw 130 pitches. In his previous start, Darvish threw 105 pitches. Six days before that, in a start against the Red Sox, he threw 127 pitches. Should we be freaking out about how many pitches Darvish is throwing? Read more...
You're Tyron Smith. You're drafted ninth overall, the first offensive lineman taken in 2011. You sign a rookie contract for $12.5 million. All you have to worry about is your family trying to bleed you dry. Read more...
Jolie Kerr is a cleaning expert and advice columnist. She'll be here every other week helping to answer your filthiest questions. Are you dirty? Email her. Read more...
It's a big weekend for Vince Young. Just a few hours ago, he received his bachelor's degree, 11 years after first enrolling at Texas, and five years after the Longhorns retired his number. Tomorrow, he turns 30. The NFL may no longer be in his future, but he's an alumnus now and can do better than paralegal. Read more...
Uruguayan star and 2010 Golden Ball winner Diego Forlán is considering a move to MLS. Yes please. Read more...
We got this email the other day from reader Alex. It's the kind of email we get a lot round these parts... Read more...
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Last night's series-ending Red Sox-Rays bout in St. Pete featured a literal "wicked pissah," a man whom I watched with my own eyes pee in the stands and be escorted out of the stadium for the evil act of public micturition. Read mor...
We mentioned a few months ago that Maurice Clarett was trying his hand at rugby. Today we learned he's officially on a development team for the 2016 U.S. Olympic squad. Read more...
The Titus Young saga has officially gone fromfunny to sad to worse. Read more...
If you've got 40 grand, you can fly to Las Vegas with Rob Gronkowski. You don't get to hang out with him when you get there, though. [JumpSeat] Read more...
Solidly mid-table, Stoke City haven't had anything to play for in a while. They've been pranking each other all week in the lead-up to their final match, including egging Michael Owen's Mercedes. But someone went a little too far. Read more...
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford had a knack for capturing the attention of the internet even before it was revealed that he is a big fan of smoking crack. Let's take a look back at more innocent times, when Ford entertained us with bumbling antics that did not involve smoking crack. Read more...
NBC Sports PR plugs NBC Sports employee's NBC Sports article about how great another NBC Sports employee is at his NBC Sports job. [Twitter] Read more...