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Well, it was a nice couple of weeks. The Olympic break had almost convinced me that I'd just imagined these awful people who make up the contestant ranks of Hell's Kitchen, but they're all too real. So instead of "Swifter, Higher, Stronger," we're back to "Dumber, Angrier, Shoutier." Well, at least the Black jackets have been handed out. Show More Summary
The aftermath of Reid and Donna going home seems to have thrown the survivors for a bit of loop. Ed in particular speaks of his still being there as though he survived a heart attack and every day above ground is gift. Jaclyn's thrilled that Reid was vanquished. Show More Summary
Fanny abuses the girls and boys of Paradise Dance to the point of criminality, giving one a black eye and another a gender disorder, and possibly breaking Ray-Ray's leg, in her mad quest to win against Sasha. It's all very scary andShow More Summary
Previously on Masterpiece Classics presents The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Oh my God, who even gives a rat anymore? Everyone was an . There, that's all you need to know. We open on the RV Park in San Francisco, where Albie ManzoShow More Summary
We flash back to Janelle's 8-1 eviction vote, and Joe (the aforementioned one) hollers in the Diary Room, "WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS HOUSE?" The usual, Joe -- nobody tells the old square white guy what's going on. Of course, he and Mike are the same chronological age, so there's that. Show More Summary
OHGOD! Okay, so after a particularly oblique cold-open where a little kid finds a tarantula in the desert and we're left to wonder how many of the principal characters will be murdered by that spider by the end of the series, we get back to the matters of the day: dealing with Lydia's methylamine trackers. Show More Summary
Sookie stakes Coroner Mike Spencer, who has just become a vampire, because the Authority has instituted a new policy calling for thirty new vampires in every Area. Jason finds a scroll under her bed that is not in a known language, so...Show More Summary
Casey Anthony is on trial, and Nancy Grace just stole all of NewsNight's viewers because Will and MacKenzie refuse to pay any attention to the trial the rest of America wants to see. Charlie orders them to do it in order to get the ratings back (since Leona will be able to fire Will easily if they don't), and Will agrees. Show More Summary
T.J. spends most of the episode unconscious, thanks to the sedatives his doctors give him while the five pounds of cocaine leave his body. Bud and Elaine take turns at his bedside. Elaine begins to wonder if maybe they haven't put their political ambitions ahead of their family. Show More Summary
Julie's dressed for the funeral of Queen Jadis as she reminds us that it's Frank's third nomination and Janelle's third game, but only one of them will make it through the evening. All this talk about survival and lives on the line kind...Show More Summary
The show begins with Andrea missing and Kooan showing signs of stress. So, Tim says that Andrea left without anyone knowing. And, then Christopher says that he feels like this was a joke being played on him, displaying tell-tale signs of a narcissism that I feel like had already started to say show last week. Show More Summary
Before leaving town for the day, Harvey puts Mike up to a rather questionable task. To understand it, we need to go back five years, which, fortunately, we do. In those days, Harvey was a lowly senior associate, Louis was still junior partner, and Jessica still looked up to her mentor, Daniel Hardman. Show More Summary
Noooo! Tommy's the one who bit the bullet! The one young male who wasn't obsessed with Elena and now he's gone. Rebecca calls some mystery person and orders a body disposal service like it was pizza delivery. Bobby makes a full and super speedy recovery from his aneurysm. Show More Summary
You may recall that on Sunday, HoH Danielle (which, right there: !) nominated Wil and Frank. Wil's taking it with his usual level of equanimity, as we see in the DR; Frank reminds us that this is his third nomination in four weeks (one of which he was HoH), and Dan says that he managed to pull off keeping the coaches safe, just like he'd hoped. Show More Summary
Hoo! Okay, Emily spends the entire episode watching Maya's website videos and it's pretty sad, but since everybody is now fully on track for finding justice for Maya -- which apparently we will, by the end of the month -- it feels a little less draggy and Emily Stasis than usual. Show More Summary
I started watching this episode with a friend, who saw the episode title "Actability," and said, "Is this a thing? They make up words and it's supposed to be funny?" and I realized how far down the rabbit hole I had fallen. I saw that...Show More Summary
Reid's worried that his failed power play may come back to haunt him. As usual, the machinations in this franchise are discussed in the hushed, solemn tones reserved for funeral services, which is all the more ridiculous when you realize the big tragedy is that Sarah regrets voting for Ed after ing him. Show More Summary
That was fun! Bonkers and weird, of course, but more fun than weird, at least. Fanny blows back into town with her long-term honey at her side: Michael, a jazz pianist who takes an instant fatherly shine to Michelle, even at her worst. Show More Summary
Do we really need previouslies? The whole game restarted on Thursday when the coaches jumped in, meaning we all wasted our July. More than usual, I mean. We rejoin the de facto first Head of Household competition, with twelve players where once there were eight players and eight coaches. Show More Summary
It's Walt's birthday, and he's celebrating by going car shopping for a pair of giant erect penises (one for him, one for Junior) and bullying Skyler into doing something for his birthday. Skyler fights back in her own way, first by merely...Show More Summary