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Blog Post Archive
New Simpsons Action Figure Line Will Be All-Celebrity
In what I assume is a licensing loophole of some sort, NECA will be doing a line of Simpsons toys, but rather than giving us another set of Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie, we're getting Hef...
Batman, Ninja Turtles, the L.A. Lakers, Michelangelo, Morgan Freeman Team up in First Trailer for The Lego Movie
Lego movies get made every day by fans. But this one is actually coming to theaters, and you might say it's the Avengers of Lego Movies. I'm guessing that with this being a WB movie, we'll only...
Signs of the Apocalypse: Weird Al Tribute in Burlesque
I get it when burlesque troops put on nerd-themed shows...most of the time. A dancer cosplays as your favorite comic-book character, and it can be a turn-on. Sexy Stormtroopers, heroes who peel of...
Super Terrific Chinese Thing - Hairy Leggings for Girls
I apologize in advance for this image: What you are looking at, according to Chinese social media, is a set of hair-stockings ("Super sexy, summertime anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings, e...
Final DC Collectibles Comic-Con Exclusive Revealed
Hint: it's something Axel Braun claimed his Superman movie has but Zack Snyder's doesn't. I genuinely wonder if that was the thinking behind it. Get More: Geek: Event Coverage, Full Episodes ...
Viral Video Du Jour: Flying Bike
Sorry it doesn't resemble these, but at least you don't suck like these Starbuck and Apollo knockoffs either, so you deserve better. It actually looks too wide for a road, with its VTOL propell...
Disney's Frozen Teaser Takes the Ice Age Strategy
Remember how great that first Ice Age trailer was? No, I don't mean just for the Vanilla Ice song, although much bowing is due for that, indeed (yes it is, and you know it). Skrat and the acorn...
Blu in Your Face: June 18th, 2013
Lifeforce - Best known as the Tobe Hooper movie with naked space vampires and Patrick Stewart, and it's been so long since I've seen it that that's about all I remember. I also remember that if I...
Ten Ways to Make a Dungeons & Dragons Movie Not Suck
On May 7th of this year, Warner Bros. announced that they had acquired the rights to make a new Dungeons & Dragons film. Initially, there were minor cheers throughout D&D fandom. Warner's claim hi...
LAFF Review: Europa Report
3...2...1...Letdown! Sorry, Europa Report, but you were trying so hard to make the science believable (and a geek friend of mine insists it still isn't, though it should be sufficient for most...
McFarlane Upsizes Walking Dead to 10 Inches - Daryl's First!
In keeping with McFarlane's odd announcement strategy as of late, a press release with no pictures is issued, and then BigBadToyStore posts the vendor images anyway. Good going, Todd. The good...
The Next Star Wars Black 6" Figure Will Be...
Greedo! Entertainment Earth is gradually revealing images of all the reference materials used by Hasbro sculptures (including some I've never seen before), one day at a time. Because unlike the...
Wicked Paradise: A VR Game That Puts You in a Strip Club
It is axiomatic that whenever a new technology is invented, one of the first adapters will be the porn industry. Sure, they got it wrong when they picked HD-DVD over Blu-ray, but generally speak...
Watermelon Oreos Are a Thing That Is Real and Not Japanese
Artificial watermelon flavor is arguably the third-greatest thing America has ever created, after the Bill of Rights and bacon condoms. Injecting it into an Oreo is the cookified equivalent of...
Evel Knievel Meets Boba Fett for a Fearless Comic-Con Exclusive
Now that Disney owns Star Wars, I gotta think it takes serious balls to do something like this, but then, we are talking about a daredevil tradition. "Evel Fett" is a 12" vinyl toy costing $120...
LAFF Review: My Little Pony Equestria Girls
Please note: there will be SPOILERS in this review. Probably nothing a fan couldn't guess, but I have to touch on the ending a little bit just to encapsulate the general experience. When the li...
Ten More Great Games From E3 (That Might've Flown Under Your Radar)
Well, last time here on TR we covered Twelve Memorable Moments From E3 and highlighted a bunch of the show's biggest games (as we've also been doing this past week), but even then it still feels...
Overnight/Weekend Open Thread, With More E3 Pics
These are the last ones, though I may still have a few more items to write about. ...
Grasping at Straws for a Booze Fix: The FlaskTie
Nobody Needs To Know Why You Started Wearing A Necktie™ This is genius. It is also, perhaps, disingenuous, but amusingly so. Have you ever been parched while in a hurry to get to your next mee...
E3: Contrast and Sherlock Holmes Presentation
Contrast was one of the coolest-looking games I saw over the last three days. That said, I didn't get to play it, but the aesthetic and the concept are hugely appealing to my sensibilities. You...