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10 Transformers Spin-Off Movies that Could Happen (and How Bay and Goldsman Will Screw Them Up)

yesterdayHumor : Topless Robot

Ladies and gentlemen, we may have finally taken this shared universe thing too far. Since 2008's Iron Man, we've seen an explosion of movies and television shows in which various characters and...

Hakwgirl Will Be on the CW's New Arrow/Flash Spinoff

2 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

It's the Kendra Saunders version, played by relative unknown Ciara Renee, joining a super-team featuring Brandon Routh's Atom, Laurel Lance, Captain Cold, Heat Wave and a couple more TBD. We we...

Top-Down Smackdown: WrestleMania in Review

2 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

Regardless of the merits of the actual card, WrestleMania can usually be counted on for spectacle, if nothing else. And the massive entrance stage at Levi's Stadium did just that, even if some...

Angel Looks Trapped in The Prestige in New X-Men: Apocalypse Art

2 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

[Site advisory: I'm sick today so posts may be more irregularly spaced than usual as I collapse in a heap between doing them.] As far as I know, Ben Foster is not returning to the role, but the...

Square Enix Delivers Star Wars Figures on Steroids With Their Take on Boba Fett and Stormtroopers

2 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

"Make one more joke about how I can't hit you, motherfucker. I DARE you." When it comes to their toy redesigns, Square Enix is like an impersonation of '90s Image comics by a Japanese animator...

ICYMI: Adam West and Burt Ward Announced They're Doing a Batman '66 Animated Movie

2 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

This broke on social media over the weekend, but is worthy of a mention here on the site too - at the Mad Monster Party convention in Charlotte, NC this past Saturday, the classic dynamic duo ac...

Unboxing Geekfuel's March Package [Video]

2 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

Let's try this again - this month, as soon as we get it, in nicer weather and a cleaner place. Want to sign up for Geekfuel and get an extra free bonus item? Watch the video to find a special U...

The Walking Dead Recap and SPOILER Thread - A Lennie Saved Is a Lennie Earned

2 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

Finally, FINALLY the character whose name I forgot but is played by Lennie James shows up again. And yeah, I could look his name up, but I'm not gonna. It's a cruel world out there an I play by...

9 Lessons Learned at Adult Swim's Potentially Touring Drive-In Event

2 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

Last Thursday night, Adult Swim brought the mighty drive-in theater back with a free Los Angeles-area event. From the looks of it, the late night network might be bringing this 20th century ex...

Weekend Open Thread: Dennis Rodman Wedding Dress Edition

5 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

The toy that comes with all kinds of accessories, except for a replica Kim Jong Un ass he can practice kissing. After the jump, our Catwoman/Robin contest winner. Because of how it ended up bre...

Ooh, Bond Has Parental Issues in New Spectre Teaser

5 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

Since the movie's still filming - I know at least one person who's currently visiting the set in Mexico - I'm not sure how much we could have expected (exSpectred?) to see. But this is a fair bi...

First Image of Vanilla Ice as Mark Twain in Adam Sandler's Ridiculous Six

5 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

What was I saying before about nerdpocalypse? Twain and Ice actually have more in common than you think. Key scenes from both their stories involve whitewash. ...

Oh BOY! Batman and Robin Writer to Create Expanded, Shared Universe for Bay's Transformers!

5 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

My enjoyment of Age of Extinction notwithstanding, I feel like the nerdpocalypse just happened. Akiva Goldsman is being hired to develop sequels AND spin-offs in the Bayformers universe. Let's j...

That Walking Dead Spin-off Show Has a Name Now

5 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

Yep. "Fear the Walking Dead." Starring the excellent Cliff Curtis, it will take place in the Los Angeles area during the early days of the zombie outbreak, thus allowing for the use of relative...

Patrick Stewart is a Cokehead, Alcoholic News Pundit in Seth MacFarlane's Blunt Talk

5 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

For all the hate Seth MacFarlane gets from many quarters, Patrick Stewart apparently LOVES the guy. I imagine this causes more nerd cognitive dissonance than that time we first realized The Phan...

WonderCon Cancels Panel That Would Have Read Fan Fiction Aloud

5 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

It seems Chris Gore has routinely put on events entitled Fan Fic Theatre, in which he has comedians read fan fiction aloud. This year's version at WonderCon would have featured "Giselle B. (Def...

The Alien: Isolation Amanda Ripley Figure Is Coming Along Nicely

5 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

It's nicer looking than the actual game version, even, as - in stills at least - it has some serious uncanny valley issues going on. (The best thing about CG'ing the xenomorphs is that by defini...

Ryan Reynolds Reveals First Pic of Deadpool's Full Movie Costume

5 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

Aside from being slightly more svelte than I imagined, he certainly does look like Deadpool. Think he has enough pouches to satisfy Rob Liefeld? (via Ryan Reynolds) ...

If WWE's Undertaker Joined the Avengers, in Song and Construction Paper

5 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

St. Louis band Superfun Yeah Yeah Rocketship have decided that what the Avengers really need is a dead man walking, to tombstone the Chitauri straight to hell. Naturally, they're imagining the e...

Topless Robot LIVE! Butts and Catfishing at SXSW, With Fred Topel and Jen Yamato

5 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

On this week's podcast, our special guests The Daily Beast's Jen Yamato and TR contributor Fred Topel return from the South-by-Southwest film festival with tales of John Cena's bare ass, Will Fe...

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