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Weekend Hangover: Superhero Furries, Spider-Politician, Sharknado 2 and More

While I am certain - not - that most of you were either partying at Coachella or gettin' down to the MTV Movie Awards, many of your fellow readers were scaring up the usual mess o' stories that...

First Sights and Sounds of Splinter in New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Plus Spider-Man, Hercules

In a new TV spot that aired during the MTV Movie Awards, we got our first look (from behind) of Splinter, in a trailer narrated by Tony Shalhoub, who was just cast as the master's voice. It's n...

7 Reasons Why Marvel Superhero Movies Are Really Boring

The small popcorn is long gone. The soft drink cradled in the side of a massive movie theater seat is watered down. The movie drags, but you can't sleep through it if you tried. A nap would be to...

Overnight/Weekend Open Thread - The Toys of Summer

"Out in the stores today, I saw a Spawn head sticker on a Nicktoon pack..." In other last-minute stuff... ...

New My Little Pony Doc Follows Ashleigh Ball to Brony-Con

I watched Bronies on Netflix, and while it's a decent introduction to the fandom, it isn't much cinematically. A Brony Tale, which begins with voice actress Ashleigh Ball sounding extremely skep...

Meet Mr. Poo, India's Dancing Anti-Public Defecation Mascot

"First thing in the morning, what do I see, a pile of shit staring at me." In an attempt to get people in India not to leave their shit just lying around - literally - the U.N. has hit upon a n...

Johnny Depp to Guest Star in Kevin Smith's Walrus-Suit Movie Tusk

Okay then. So that's how you get one of the biggest names in the business to be in your film. Make sure he has a funny accent to play...and that the movie's about a guy who answers an ad to wea...

Bob's Burgers to Spoof My Little Pony Conventions This Week

Don't worry, it's not just one big Brony joke - Tina and Louise are the "Equestra-con" enthusiasts, while Gene merely doesn't want to be left out. Now, Fox, you need to do an actual Equestrana...

Did Atari Really Bury Cartridges of Their E.T. Game? Excavation Will Find out!

The child-of-the-'80s nerd version of Geraldo in Al Capone's vault is going down in just over two weeks, folks. Xbox Entertainment Studios and director Zak Penn (screenwriter of such Marvel movi...

Fun Vintage Footage of Legoland Denmark Opening in 1968

Back when "midget" wasn't considered a slur, and Native American characters could literally be built with red skin. Notably, though, even all those years before minifigs, the mini-humans in the...

Fanboy Flick Pick: Oculus Is Scary, but Goes One Rift in Reality Too Far

If you only wish to know the non-spoiler points of Oculus, here's the skinny: it is frightening. It is go-home-and-leave-the-lights-on-in-case-something-weird-is-in-MY-mirror scary. Through a mi...

8 Cliche Puzzles That Are In Every Goddamn Adventure Game

As a card-carrying fan, I'll be the first to say that playing adventure games means putting up with a lot of bullshit. Why bash adventure gamers, you may ask? All they want to do is wander aroun...

Godzilla Takes a Poster Lesson From The Wolverine

Hey, remember when The Wolverine, after several Photoshopped posters, finally came out with a black and white Japanese style one, and then people started to steal it en masse? That big movie this...

Watch as Bruce Timm Delivers 1930s B/W Batman in Animated Short

It's an oft-voiced fanboy fantasy to have a Batman movie set in the '30s, done Bob Kane-style, but given the box office track record of '30s-era superhero movies like The Phantom and The Shadow,...

Dammit, David Hasselhoff Changed his Mind About Selling Scary, 13-Foot Replica of Himself

Curses! My plans to own the beauty above have been foiled again! Following a ton of free publicity that anybody auctioning off a giant screaming self-replica would get, the Hoff has withdrawn t...

Ask Luke's Mother-in-Law: Green Fireballs, Black Cats, Brown Underwear

Luke's mother-in-law is former LAPD, a licensed property appraiser and a self-described crazy cat lady. None of which has prepared her for TR readers. All questions and answers are real. Hey de...

Thai Toy Fair Exclusive: Naked Women Dressed as Star Wars Bears in Crucifixion Scene

Ummmmm.... There are no words. Though I guess as an alleged writer, it is incumbent upon me to find some, so...BJJKLHLLLFHHGH! What in the hell is wrong with Thailand? Too much of that extra s...

22 Jump Street: When Lego Movie Directors Go for Dick Jokes and F-Bombs

...you get the final red-band trailer for this, featuring Bricksburg's own Superman and Green Lantern. Have there ever, in the same year, been two films with such diametrically different age gr...

CBS - Colbert Broadcasting System. Stephen Replacing Letterman!

Will it be as his "character," or himself? I love the idea that a major network late show might be hosted by a fake person. And that this can happen after a silly firestorm about an un-PC joke...

TR SHOWDOWN! Game of Thrones Theme - Smooth Jazz, or Screaming Goats?

A while back, some of you suggested you'd like to see "who would win" style nerd battle articles. Many of them, pitting one hero against another, seemed to me like things that had been done alre...

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