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Play a Moby Dick Game as the White Whale...With Lasers!

3 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

Pequod is the sort of outside-the-box reimagining you'd think a movie would have done by now. Except maybe the lasers part. A procedurally generated action game about a whale named Mobias trying...

Fake "Randy Orton v Superman: Dawn of RKO" Trailer Is the Best Randy Orton-Based Thing Ever

3 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

Who's Randy Orton? A WWE wrestler who comes off as a total douche and basically has one good move - the RKO - that's more or less a rip-off of Steve Austin's Stone Cold Stunner. Fuck. Aren't yo...

3.75-Inch Figures WILL Be Made for Star Wars Episode VII, Plus More Hints [SPOILERS]

3 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

If you saw our interview with Hasbro's Star Wars team at Comic-Con, you know that they're trying to keep completely secret which new toys will be revealed on "Force Friday" in September. You als...

The Sights, The Sounds, The Hentai: 17 Weird And Cool Things From Otakon 2015

3 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

Conventions, once reserved only for discussion in the most heated of USENET discussion boards, have become something of a pop-cultural force this past decade. No cognizant man, woman, or child i...

Weekend Open Thread and Links: Gorilla Lovin' Edition

5 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

-Japan's newest dating sim involves gorillas, because they've run out of every other animal. -I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R Us Optimus. -Shakespeare, performed by real sheep. -Funko is...

It Must Be Toy Poll Day: Hasbro Marvel Legends Fan Poll Is Down to 4

5 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

If you pick Angela, you finally get to see what happens when McFarlane Toys and Hasbro make the same character. The other choices are Mysterio, Symbiote Spider-Man and Darkhawk. Mysterio and Bla...

WWE's Race Problem Is Bigger Than Hulk Hogan

6 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

(Please pardon the non-Monday wrestling post. I didn't think this could wait.) I often say when it comes to racism accusations that intent matters. A white guy rapping lyrics to an NWA song alo...

Demigod's Not Dead: Kevin Sorbo Will Voice Hercules in Online Game Smite

6 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

Taking a brief respite from his apparent day job of saying dumb things about Jews and atheists, Kevin Sorbo is now returning to his signature character, that pagan son of false deity Zeus. Win 1...

TR Interview: Kevin Durand on Finally Being the Lead, and What Superhero He'd Like to Play

6 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

Kevin Durand is one of those guys you've noticed a lot, usually in movies that aren't as good as he is like Wild Hogs or X-Men Origins: Wolverine, but he's starting to become a guy that can no l...

Ghostbusters Franchise to Include a Multiverse Now?

6 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

It's starting to become the newest cliche idea. DC, whether acknowledging it onscreen or not, is getting a multiverse with the existence of separate, parallel TV universes. Terminator, if it con...

You Can Help Choose the Next Disney Infinity Character

6 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

This isn't quite like the Hasbro Star Wars Fan's Choice, which began by allowing any and all nominees - I think Disney knows all too well that people like me would start movements to draft Uncle...

8 Reasons Ernest Cline's Armada Is Nothing Like Ready Player One (and Why That's Not a Bad Thing)

6 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

The meteoric rise of Ernest Cline should be an inspiration to all of nerdkind. I unknowingly first encountered his work when I read his Buckaroo Banzai sequel script that made the rounds in the...

Lana Condor's Jubilee and Other X-Men Get Their Apocalypse Close-ups

6 days agoHumor : Topless Robot

Fox just dropped a whole bunch of new images of the main cast, including Kodi Smit McPhee's Nightcrawler, Alexandra Shipp as Mohawk Storm (good lord, I feel for anyone playing a nerd-fave charac...

Ian McKellen Wants to Tell You How to Make Scrambled Eggs

last weekHumor : Topless Robot

After hanging around Hobbits all that time, he ought to know how to make a good breakfast, though his "old family recipe" seems pretty much like every recipe for them that I've ever heard. Stil...

There Be Monsters in the Comic-Con Trailer for Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2

last weekHumor : Topless Robot

That's Killer Croc, isn't it? Or are alligator men just the next big Comic-Con trend? I like the curveball of just a random monster at the end of a trailer for a movie in a series that generall...

Topless Robot Live! Comic-Con Men Get Antsy

last weekHumor : Topless Robot's associate editor Ross Lincoln joins me on the podcast to compare and contrast our respective Comic-Con experiences - his in Hall H for the big movie presentations; mine roami...

When Crossbows Are Outlawed, Only Outlaw Lamps Will Have Daryl Dixon's Crossbow

last weekHumor : Topless Robot

Now here's a light fixture that will make me bolt...straight to the bank so I can get the money to own this Walking Dead illuminator. If I were the dad in A Christmas Story, this is the lamp I'd...

Trailer for the All-Male Jurassic World Porno From Thailand

last weekHumor : Topless Robot

Bryce Dallas Howard's character is still in heels and makeup - but she's a dude. The dinosaurs? Dudes in (insanely bad) suits. And I think they might even be having sex with that guy in the pict...

Ask Luke's Mother-in-Law: Looking for Noah's Ark

last weekHumor : Topless Robot

Got questions? Martha Boyd has all sorts of answers. A desert-dweller, self-proclaimed crazy cat lady, former LAPD officer and widow to a Green Beret, she's seen and heard things crazier than yo...

7 Athlete-Starring Action Movies of the '90s That Should Be Rebooted Before Space Jam

last weekHumor : Topless Robot

Though it is not, as yet, a sure thing, the Internet was abuzz yesterday with speculation that LeBron James would be making a Space Jam sequel, thanks to reports that (a) he signed a production...

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