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Previews Bloodies up Some Exclusive Mortal Kombat Figures

12 months agoHumor : Topless Robot

Isn't it great that after 20+ years, the Mortal Kombat toy license FINALLY fell into the hands of a company willing to replicate a full-on heart-ripping Fatality? It's sort of like if Star Wars...

Ask Luke's Mother-in-Law: Break-ups, Oil Changes and Martin Milner

12 months agoHumor : Topless Robot

Got questions? Martha Boyd has all sorts of answers. A desert-dweller, self-proclaimed crazy cat lady, former LAPD officer and widow to a Green Beret, she's seen and heard things crazier than yo...

7 Things About Comics and Chicago We Learned From Glenn Head

12 months agoHumor : Topless Robot

Glenn Head is as close to underground comics royalty as can exist in a scene that openly scorns hierarchies. He learned from Art Spiegelman at the School for Visual Arts, and has been published...

Custom Millennium Falcon Asteroid Chase Coffee Table Gets My (Space) Rocks Off

12 months agoHumor : Topless Robot

From artist Richard Riley at Tom Spina Designs, this custom piece of furniture includes the Falcon, a TIE fighter in pursuit, and big space boulders, providing the perfect diorama upon which to...

First Official Teaser Image From AMC's Preacher - Officially Picked up to Series!

12 months agoHumor : Topless Robot

Seth Rogen just confirmed it. I don't think any of us figured it was going to not go ahead at this stage, but still - Preacher on basic cable is a reality I'm not quite wrapping my head around...

Giant, Terrifying Joker Lawn Ornament Will Make Passers-by Piss Themselves

12 months agoHumor : Topless Robot

I'm freaked out just looking at the damn thing. Now understand that it's three feet wide by two feet deep by ten inches tall. In fact, if you live in a state with open carry gun laws, I'd sugges...

Ronda Rousey to Remake Road House. Any Objections?

12 months agoHumor : Topless Robot

I really hope this won't ruin the sacred integrity of the cinematic classic that is the original, which gave us the classic phrase "Pain don't hurt." Seriously, some things are sacred, but Road...

Dueling Krampus Movie Trailers: Legendary's Krampus, Shatner's Christmas Horror Story

12 months agoHumor : Topless Robot

Before you ask, neither one is the one where Krampus has a huge dick. And that's not a nice thing to call William Shatner. But we do get zombie elves, battle-scarred Santa, David Koechner being...

Big Chief Studios Reveal 12-Inch Christopher Eccleston Doctor Who Head Sculpt

12 months agoHumor : Topless Robot

He's not cheap, this fellow, but he'll dance off Big Chief's warehouse shelves very quickly, as "everyone lives" for a chance to grab one of their own. If that's not incentive enough, he comes l...

New Comic Book Day: Consistently Inconsistent

12 months agoHumor : Topless Robot

My favorite part of having a regular writing gig is how I get to go on record with a bold opinion, then spend the next several months methodically contradicting myself. Case and point: crowdfund...

Journal of a Day Spent Watching Gotham for (Almost) 9 Straight Hours

12 months agoHumor : Topless Robot

Before this past weekend, I had never watched an episode of Gotham from start to finish. How could I? It aired opposite WWE Monday Night Raw, and until recently my DVR couldn't record two thing...

Star Wars Black Series General Hux Revealed, Screams, "Hi! I'm a Nazi Allegory!"

12 months agoHumor : Topless Robot

Really? It wasn't clear enough that the Empire/First Order are bad? They have to have black trenchcoats like Neil Patrick Harris in Starship Troopers? I liked him better when he didn't put his...

Love Three-Foot Tall Women With No Skin? This Attack on Titan Statue Is for You

12 months agoHumor : Topless Robot

Until now, folks with a fetish for flayed females had to make do with the Julia action figure from Hellraiser, but your fantasies just got super-sized. As CharacterJapan.com says of the forthcom...

Topless Toy Chest: Star Wars: The Force Awakens Black Series Finn

12 months agoHumor : Topless Robot

With Jakku the world and Finn the human, the Force never ends, Awakening Time! I went to at least eight stores on Force Friday and saw literally three action figures total. A 3.75 Bespin Luke a...

Geek Apparel of the Week: Star Trek Logo, Star Wars Style

12 months agoHumor : Topless Robot

If you grew up in the '80s, you remember - at one time there was not just one "Holy Trilogy" of sci-fi, but two. Before The Voyage Home made it a quadrilogy, Star Trek also had marathon screenin...

The Zero-Gravity Whiskey Glass Is Proof We Love Our Astronauts and Want Them to Be Happy

12 months agoHumor : Topless Robot

Consider the numerous times that unrepentant hard-drinker Scotty saved the Enterprise. You want guys like that in space, right? Then Ballantine's zero-gravity whiskey glass is for you. Hell, wit...

See John Barrowman Dance Onstage at DragonCon in a TARDIS-Colored Dress

12 months agoHumor : Topless Robot

There's not a lot to say about this, really, other than the fact that it's fabulous. Evidently this TARDIS is taking him both where he wants AND needs to be. ...

Blu-ray Today: Shocker, Gotham and the Mad Max of Vampires

12 months agoHumor : Topless Robot

Shocker - Aww, damn. It's the week after Wes Craven's death, and we coincidentally commemorate it with a deluxe edition of what I consider his most awful film? What can you do. Long before he was...

ROBOTIC GAMING MONTHLY - Ain't Nuthin' But a She Thing

12 months agoHumor : Topless Robot

Welcome to another edition of Robotic Gaming Monthly, Topless Robot's look into what's been happening recently in the world of video games! And this may be the calm before the storm that is gam...

Weekend Open Thread - Droid Authoritah!

12 months agoHumor : Topless Robot

I'd buy this repaint. Wouldn't you? Labor Day is a holiday for us, so rest up, everyone. Big things are coming. ...

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