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TR Readers Create New Power Rangers; One Is a Winner

To win a set of Power Rangers Megaforce DVDs, I asked you to create a new Power Ranger, insisting that artistic talent would not be the primary judging factor, but entertainment value would be....

Super Terrific Japanese Thing: Pizza Hut Run by Cats

Japan's on the same page as the U.S. when it comes to cats - they get that kitties in little clothes will get Internet attention, and fast. But I'm not sure they're quite on the same page as we...

Funko's Got Your Dancing Baby Groot Toy Right Here

It doesn't actually dance; it just bobbles its cute li'l head. But that's how we all got started. Aside from the accessory figure that comes with the insanely expensive Hot Toys Rocket & Groot,...

White People Don't Leave the House in New Amityville Because One Is Comatose

Let's hope the audience won't be. With Red Foreman and Single White Female finding ways to answer the Eddie Murphy question, maybe there's hope. The trailer seems decent...though it has some cre...

The Ice Bucket Challenge Halloween Costume Is Really Terrible

I'm sure most of you know by now about the ice bucket challenge, in which people theoretically raise awareness and money for ALS (a.k.a. Lou Gehrig's disease) by dumping ice water over their hea...

Nicolas Cage as an English-Accented Samurai...AND Hayden Christensen? It's Like You Read My Mind

I realize this is set in China, and that therefore "samurai" may not be the right word. But before you even think about criticizing my use of it, consider just exactly what sort of movie you're...

I READ YOUR FANFIC! "The Quest for the Holey Grail" by KingAurthr2

If you want to submit fan fiction for me to read, please send it - or a link to it - to toplessrobot-at-gmail-dot-com with subject line "Read my Fanfic!" It finally happened. I found the fanfi...

The 17 Coolest Things in Starlog #009: Star Wars Ascends, Star Trek Descends, and Shatner Absconds

The ninth issue of Starlog hit the stands on September 1, 1977, the sixth of the eight-times-a-year issues. The focus is primarily on television, including the surely-going-to-happen new Star Tr...

Smaug Alert - 22" Hobbit-Eating Dragon Figure Flies Home for Christmas

While there have been some issues with the action figure lines from The Hobbit movies, we can be relieved that the one figure fans are likely to want most is indeed going to be available, though...

That Ken Jeong-David Hasselhoff-Hulk Hogan Movie You Never Knew You Never Wanted? It's on.

Say, what could be better than a movie in which Ken Jeong tries to win a celebrity death pool by killing David Hasselhoff, co-starring Hulk Hogan? Well, how about that same movie, directed by D...

Mega Man's Keiji Inafune Has Yet Another Game That's (Legally) Totally Not Mega Man

You know how Mighty No. 9 absolutely wasn't Mega Man, and Azure Strike Gunvolt was also really really not Mega Man, because if they were Mega Man then Capcom could sue so obviously they couldn't...

TR Review: Sin City: A Dame to Kill For Is as Frank Miller-y as a Taliban Whiskey Enema

Taken on its own terms, for what it's trying to achieve, Sin City: A Dame to Kill for is almost an unqualified success - it sets out to bring Frank Miller's words and pictures into 3-D as litera...

Lego Joker Sings "I've Got the Whole World in My Pants"

Technically, this is a trailer for Lego Batman 3, setting up Brainiac as the big bad and establishing that multiple worlds are involved. But if you're a regular TR reader, trust me- skip straig...

Ask Luke's Mother-in-Law: Haters Gonna Hate

Martha Boyd is not just Luke's mother-in-law - she's also an ex-cop, a landlord, a self-described crazy cat lady, a major Star Trek geek and the widow of a green beret. So go ahead: ask her anyt...

10 Character Deaths that Warped the Minds of '80s Children

My first real-life experience with death took place when I was about five years old. Apparently, while I was at kindergarten, one of my two hamsters decided he no longer liked his roommate, and...

Now Kaiju Can Play With Action Figures Too: 6-Foot Kenner Boba Fett Is Coming

It's really good of Gentle Giant to consider that King Kong or Godzilla might want to play with Star Wars toys too. For a mere $2,750 - far less than the cost of property damage either one cause...

Mattel's "Doomsday Unleashed" Action Figure Will be Released After All

He was the "tier 2" subscription incentive figure for a DC subscription that never wound up happening, and official word at the time was that he would not be made. Mattel officially just changed...

Sin City Fanfic Doubleheader: Special Edition With Furries, and 8-Bit Game Tribute

I've seen the new Sin City, and while I'm not allowed to express anything resembling a reaction or review until opening day, I think it's okay to say that it made me really want a video game set...

Antonio Banderas' Automata Trailer Shows the Rise of the Planet of the Robots

Just a couple things here: -They've needlessly altered Asimov's laws of robotics, but might want to alter them more - not harming ANY living thing simply isn't feasible if you take into account...

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