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Blu-ray Today: If You're out Buying Blu-rays Today, It May Be Too Late

Today is not a good day for Blu-ray releases, which is just as well, because walking into any store that actually sells them today is going to be a nightmare, and unless you're a die-hard fan of O...

The 12 Messed-Up Days of Christmas

Despite the assurances of Andy Williams to the contrary, this is not, for everyone, the most wonderful time of the year. The non-religious, or those of other religions, or strict interpreters of...

Top-Down Smackdown: Scarcity and Boo-Tista II?

How many of you heard/watched Vince McMahon on Steve Austin's podcast? It was a great example of a well-trained performer pretending to be candid without veering from script, even as the intimid...

Justin Lin Will Direct Star Trek 3

I guess that infinite diversity in infinite combinations thing is finally starting to apply to Star Trek directors. Multiple Fast/Furious franchise installment helmer Justin Lin is being entrus...

Topless Toy Chest: McFarlane Walking Dead Blind Bags and Daryl Building Set

McFarlane building sets - or, as we've called them here for a while now, "Nipple-O" - are an interesting case of neither fish nor fowl. It's clear he wanted to make Walking Dead playsets that co...

Marvel Confirms Halo's Mike Colter as Luke Cage

That's Colter as Locke in the live-action Halo: Nightfall, a role he reprises via voice-acting in Halo 5. Aside from that he has mostly done smaller roles on TV, but he certainly looks the part...

First Image From Guy Ritchie's Man From U.N.C.L.E. Is Adorably Dorky

I used to love the show as a kid, but I was young enough that I saw it as modern and high-tech, even though it was old and in reruns even then. The "ha ha, that's old and cheesy" approach often...

Neill Blomkamp's Chappie Will Have a Toy, and It Won't be Cheap

We never got Christopher Johnson or transforming Wikus as District 9 action figures. Nor was there a toy of bald Matt Damon in an exo-suit from Elysium. But third time's the charm for those who...

This Music Video Starring Sock Puppets Will Redefine the Term in Terrible Ways.

I was well aware of the term "sock puppet" to describe a blog commenter who is actually, secretly, the blog author praising himself (yes, I am in fact SlyDante777. Truth is out). I was also awa...

Revealed: Why Santa's Gifts Are Sometimes Crappy

Eoin Duffy, director of the award-winning, George Takei-narrated, bugfuck insane cartoon "The Missing Scarf" has a special seasonal gift for all those of us who enjoyed and shared his short earl...

Weekstarter: All Turds Bought and Sold (and Donated)

Odds are that you'll either be occupied with family later in the week...or lonely, drunk and watching porn. We wholeheartedly salute either choice, and while you're still paying attention to the...

This Marvel vs. DC Fan Trailer Is an Amazing Edit, and Should Be Called "Dawn of Fan-Boners"

The live-action movie that will never, ever happen - although who knows; we once said that about Spider-Man - gets an expertly edited fan trailer that really shows you what great illusions the r...

Weekend Open Thread: A (Colbert) Nation Mourns

I couldn't let the week elapse without saying something about the end of Stephen Colbert, the persona, who will shortly give way to Stephen Colbert, the person. Nine years as, effectively, an a...

Mattel's Post-Retirement Ultimate Warrior Action Figure May Be the Hardest to Get

Part of Ultimate Warrior's deal with toy companies, subsequent to his in-ring career, was that he would sign over his likeness rights if he could be granted several super-limited variants to sel...

How the Babadook Celebrates Christmas

Mister Babadook - that child-threatening, mom-possessing inhabitant of evil pop-up books - doesn't really seem like the festive type. But he celebrates the holidays too, as it turns out. Behold...

Chewbacca's Looking Good for His Age; He Also Has a Message for Sony Hackers

No, it's not the "thank you" below. That's for fans. Keep reading... Here's our favorite movie Wookiee (sorry, I'm just assuming Tarrful isn't your tgop pick, which is really presumptuous of me...

U.S. Military Working on Robot Flies and Millipedes

Basically, they have the technology to make tiny working wings and little crawling legs. What they don't have yet are stabilizing programs that allow the robo-bugs to right themselves if wind o...

First Look at the Shadow of Trick 'r Treat Director's KRAMPUS

Michael Dougherty's putting Halloween on hold, and bringing his horror-comedy anthology format to Christmas next year. Krampus, the Christmas demon - subject of one of TR's most popular articles...

Rankin-Bass' Die Hard

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, trapped in Nakatomi Tower. And if you ever saw him, you'd think he wouldn't have much power. All of the other sequels, weren't a guarantee just yet. He's a moonli...

Thanos, Hulkbuster and Other Age of Ultron Figures Revealed at Hong Kong Toy Show

Note: before somebody yells "ZOMG Spoiler!", keep yer pants on. Or off, if they weren't on before. This appears to be the Guardians of the Galaxy version of Thanos, and is no indication he'll b...

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