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Archived Since:March 20, 2008

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Weekend Open Thread - Nymphomaniac Groot Edition

A fun little mashup by a friend of mine, showcasing the fact that even an actual block of wood can act and fake an orgasm better than Shia LaBeouf can do an English accent. In other news, Juli...

Hilarious Kickstarter Fail for a $3,000 Civil War Batman Comic

The things you find on Kickstarter sometimes... batman told like never before Batman becomes a legacy from father to son starting in the civil war picture is not my design Okay then. So you're sta...

Desperately Sikh-ing Captain America: A Cartoonist Cosplays for Tolerance

In the short "Red, White and Beard," Sikh cartoonist Vishavjit Singh takes to the streets of New York in his customized Captain America outfit, presumably hoping to freak out people who thought...

WTF Movie Poster of the Day: "Dolphin Lover" (It Is What You Think)

"Hello, I'm Troy McClure..." As they say in Starship Troopers, would you like to know more? ...

Bud Light's Pac-Man Superbowl Commercial...and Our Very Indirect Involvement

Last night on The Tonight Show, Bud Light's new Superbowl ad premiered, featuring a life-sized playable Pac-Man maze, and I'm sure you're probably wondering why a beer company known for ads targ...

Lego Scooby-Doo Is Official - as Toys and TV Specials

I'm quite happy about the sound of animated specials in particular - Scooby and the gang seem like they could be made more fun with an infusion of Lego's brand of humor. And I'd hazard a guess t...

Bryan Cranston, in His Underwear and a Neon Shirt, Yelling at You: The Toy We All Need

Okay. Which one of you pervs decided this was a product that the market needed? Anyone? I'm not opposed to the idea of a quarter-scale, scene-accurate Breaking Bad action figure with sound. Whe...

7 Kinds of Fans That Ruin Things for the Rest of Us

One of the great things about being a fan is that you can be an obsessive fan. You can memorize trivia, speculate on elaborate theories and have conversations entirely in quotes from your belov...

It Took France 14 Years to Be Offended by Superhero Gang-Bang Mural in a Hospital

I don't know about you, but I'm sure nothing would make me feel better about recovering from injuries somehow sustained in France than a giant wall-painting of Wonder Woman getting ass-fucked b...

Three Actors I Never Heard of Before to Play Cyclops, Storm and Jean Grey in Next X-Movie

Meet our new and brilliant young mutants: @Alexshipppp as #Storm @SophieT as #JeanGrey and @TyeSheridan as #Cyclops. #XmenApocalypse— Bryan Singer (@BryanSinger) January 23, 2015 I'v...

TR Review: George Lucas' Latest Isn't Strange or Magical Enough

If someone told you that you had the power to ban any one song from ever being covered by any newer artist ever again in the history of time, what would you pick? I don't mean some easy mediocri...

Would Crashing Through a Wall Actually Kill the Kool-Aid Man?

In trying to calculate the actual physics of a giant glass pitcher breaking through bricks, Vsauce's Jake has concluded that the wall would give way...but Kool-Aid Man would most likely die from...

TR Interview: Director Dean Israelite on the Found-Footage, Time-Travel Mayhem of Project Almanac

Found-footage is most frequently used as a device to scare the audience, in the hopes that showing them something through the lens of something they own makes it feel more realistic and grounded...

Whiplash Lead Actress Melissa Benoist is TV's New Supergirl

She didn't exactly have the biggest part in the metaphorical dick-measuring contest that was the primary plot of Whiplash, but she was good in her moments. No idea how she'll be in this.Benoist...

Topless Robot Visits a Sex Dungeon

In the unusual Japanese film (but I repeat myself) R100, which opens tomorrow and you should see, a man signs himself up for a dominatrix service that operates like Kato in the Pink Panther movi...

Ask Luke's Mother in Law: Great Balls of Furry Lovin'

In which ex-cop/crazy cat lady/mom-in-law Martha Boyd answers your questions from the coziness of the Joshua Tree desert. All questions and answers are real. Hey, well, here we are with another...

Mondo's Amazing Iron Giant Action Figure Goes up for Preorder Today

If you have a soul in your body and about $315 to spare, you should be keeping your eyes on Mondo's Twitter feed RIGHT EFFIN' NOW, as that's when they're going to announce that preorders are op...

From Clive Barker to Will Forte, The 14 Nerdy Things We Most Anticipate in 2015

2014 ended three weeks ago, but our wrap-ups of 2014's best and worst ended yesterday. It's fair to say we consumed a lot of entertainment, enjoyed many things and had almost as much fun vocally...

Star Trek 3 Peggs a New Writer - Can He Change the Laws of Threequels?

In what may be the first bit of unequivocal good news to befall Not The Search for Spock, Simon Pegg has been announced as cowriter on the script, alongside the lesser-known Doug Jung. My person...

Arrow SPOILER Thread: Smoakin' Atoms

Ollie, Ollie, oxygen-free? As in, dead? Guess we'll find out soon enough... ...

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