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Pixar's Latest Character Is a Giant Singing Volcano

His name is Uku, and he seems awfully mellow for a giant hard-ass prone to blowing his stack and spewing hot death. The guy's looking for - naturally - "someone to lava." By which I think he me...

Yes, Underworld Is Getting Rebooted, Probably Because Kate Beckinsale Turned 40

I'm not saying that's the right thing to do. Just that it probably is what it is. Look, I've seen every Underworld movie except the last one, and while I vaguely didn't NOT enjoy them, here's m...

Ask Luke's Mother-in-Law: Who Is Adam Henry? The Answer May Surprise You...

Martha Boyd is not just Luke's mother-in-law - she's also an ex-cop, a landlord, a self-described crazy cat lady, a major Star Trek geek and the widow of a green beret. So go ahead: ask her anyt...

7 Hilarious U.S. Rip-Offs at England's Drayton Manor Theme Park

One of the ways to lure my wife to England for a vacation was the promise of seeing the Harry Potter studio tour outside of London. The other was Thomas the Tank Engine Land, which is a small co...

If Hello Kitty Isn't a Cat, What Is She? I Think I Know!

Who says the L.A. Times is irrelevant? Today they broke a bombshell story that would seem to just be the result of asking something nobody ever thought of. "Hello Kitty is not a cat. She's a car...

How Marvel's Movies Would Look With "No Jokes" - Pretty Badass, Actually

Hey, have you heard? DC wants "no jokes" in their superhero movies! (And yet they cast Ben Affleck. Rimshot!) Actually, nobody at DC has come out and said that in any official capacity, but th...

The Pyramid Is a New Mummy Horror Flick That I Really Hope Isn't "Found-Footage"

I don't have a specific aversion to found-footage - it's a form like any other, and depends on the story you tell. But following the fake CG historical part of this trailer, the first look at ou...

Dear vs. Bear Proves Bollywood Is Taking Awesomely Bad Inspiration From Syfy Movies

It's about a soccer team...stranded in the woods...attacked by insanely fake digital bears...whom they fight back against by kicking footballs at them. The best part is the way the trailer cons...

Doctor Who to Officially Materialize in Minecraft

Starting with skin packs of six Doctors each, Minecraft will begin adding multiple characters and aliens from the show starting in September. You've got to have those companions in order to teac...

Super Terrific Japanese Thing: Hello Kitty Face Wiener Cutter

Face. Wiener. Cutter. Not exactly the most commercial of product names in English, I'd say. But if you've ever wanted to carve a pussy out of your wiener, or you've ever had an unfulfilled drea...

New Comic Book Day: Bob's Burgers Are Made of Wolverine

All good things must come to an end, my friends. This lovely blue orb will spin only so long before the sun explodes and makes what life remains here extinct. As with Earth, so too goes the funny...

10 Secrets About the History of Heathers With Writer Daniel Waters

Heathers is one of the greatest films of and about the '80s. Not only skewering the odd mix of cultural conservatism and libertine excess that still dominate high schools, writer Daniel Waters'...

TR Interview: Dylan Postl, From Happy Hornswoggle to Lethal Leprechaun

When WWE Studios announced they'd acquired the rights to the Leprechaun movie franchise, there was never any doubt who would star - Dylan Postl had been playing a leprechaun character on WWE TV...

Annie Potts Reveals What Ghostbusters' Janine Melnitz Would Be Doing Now

Does it not strike anybody else as a travesty that in all the talk of an all-female Ghostbusters reboot/sequel, nobody is mentioning Janine? In the cartoon and its toyline, she did get to bust s...

Donald Glover Finally Gets to Be Spider-Man - for One Animated Episode

Glover famously campaigned to take Tobey Maguire's place in the movies, which in hindsight looks like a far better idea than it might have seemed to some at the time. But with great Twitter irre...

New Funko Howard the Duck Toy Keeps His Pants on

The last time there was a Howard the Duck toy, it came with Marvel Legends' Silver Surfer...before disappearing soon thereafter. The problem? It had no pants. No, this wasn't a concern about Ho...

Live-Action Remake of "Prince Adam Sings Four Non-Blondes" Meme

Today just turned out to be a day for weird fan fiction somehow. I don't try to have thematically similar posts, but sometimes the Cosmic Enforcers just seem to will it. So anyway, YouTuber Rea...

I'm Not Sure "Incestuous Lesbian Watchmen Fan Fiction" Is Part of the Ice Bucket Challenge

When Zack Snyder challenged his Watchmen women Malin Akerman and Carla Gugino to the ALS ice bucket charity challenge, he didn't tell them to make out. They decided to do that all on their own. ...

Blu-ray Today: Zombie Apocalypse, Nuclear War...and Legends of Oz

The Walking Dead Season 4 - It's getting to where the quality of the shows themselves really don't matter so much when it comes to Blu-ray sales, as the McFarlane packaging alone is almost worth...

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