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1966-Style Harley Quinn to Take on Adam West's Batman in Comics

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Comics Alliance notes that even if it isn't said out loud, the idea seems to be that she'd be played by a young Goldie Hawn, which seems pretty dead on. And in a change to her backstory that I'm...

This Scented Candle Will Make Your House Smell of KFC Double Down

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

I like gross fast food. The wife loves scented candles. I'm not entirely sure fusing those two concepts into one thing creates the perfect gift for both of us, but I appreciate the effort by Sce...

Former Hasbro Publicist Is Auctioning Off Many Past Exclusive Figures for Charity

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Since I came to Topless Robot, one of the publicists it has been a massive pleasure to work with has been Joe Moscone, formerly of Hasbro's publicity agency Hunter PR. If you've ever won a Hasbr...

10 Things Old People Nerd Out About That You Should Get Into

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

When it comes to nerdy stuff, the list of acceptable passion objects is short and easily summarized under at least one of the following banners: genre fiction, fantasy, video games, new technolog...

A New Muppet Show Is Finally Greenlit! Here's the First Image

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

I didn't quite dare write about this when it was just in the phase of "Let's shoot a test pilot and see if anybody likes it and then wants to put it on the air." Given how the last two Muppet mo...

New DC and CW Atom Spinoff Is Called Legends of Tomorrow

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

The plot has been revealed, too: "When heroes alone are not enough...the world needs legends. Having seen the future, one he will desperately try to prevent from happening, time-traveling rogue...

Mattel Comic-Con Exclusive: Ghostbusters Harold Ramis Commemorative Figure

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Fans frequently disagreed regarding the caliber of Mattel's Ghostbusters figures, and Diamond Select has the license now. But for Comic-Con, here's one final toy in the line to warm fans' heart...

Avengers: Age of Ultron, Starring Kids Who Are Confused by the Plot

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Elementary school kids don't understand the legal wranglings that created two different movie Quicksilvers...or why there are so many different Hulks...or what happened in the one Marvel movie t...

Trailer for Wachowskis' Netflix Series Sense8 Reveals a Human Intranet

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

I'm aware - and constantly saddened - that "new Wachowskis' project" is a phrase that no longer excites a lot of people, but as a huge fan of Jupiter Ascending I'm excited to see what they'll do...

Unboxing Geekfuel's May Package; Finding Black Widow (Kinda)

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Yes, as the image suggests, Mom-in-Law aided and abetted in the unboxing of the monthly geek subscription package...and turned the tables on me more than once! But we did find some elusive Blac...

Topless Robot Live! The Making of a Mandalorian

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Malice Skirata, a.k.a. Colin Logan, from the high-desert SoCal chapter of the Mandalorian Mercs, teaches us how to go about becoming a true Mandalorian, from costume to commitment. He also weigh...

The Walking Dead Morgan Figure Comes w/Deluxe Zombie-Impaling Diorama Piece

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

It's nice of McFarlane Toys to still occasionally do larger things for their regular Walking Dead figures, even as they save the bigger setpieces for Nipple-O. And with Morgan's big return havin...

Ask Luke's Mother-in-Law: Star Wars in the High Desert?

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Martha Boyd is not just Luke's mother-in-law - she's also an ex-cop, a landlord, a self-described crazy cat lady, a major Star Trek geek and the widow of a green beret. So go ahead: ask her anyt...

The 19 Nerdiest Submarine Adventures

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Among nerdy modes of transportation, submarines may be underrated. I suppose that the spaceship - or maybe the TARDIS - is the ultimate dream vehicle for nerds, but the submarine would still be...

Nintendo Rides and Characters Are Coming to Universal Studios

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

King Kong, meet Donkey Kong. Mario, meet Minions. Universal and Nintendo just signed a deal to license game-based rides, attractions and costumed characters to Universal theme parks. There are n...

Sweet Mayor McCheesus, WTF Has McDonald's Done to the Hamburglar?

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Does Geoff Johns work for McDonald's now? The cutesy crook of McDonaldland is now a backyard-barbecuing dad, who ceases all attempts at homemade burgers (which look more delicious than the Mic...

"I Don't Speek Vid a Stoopid Filmmaker About Hiss POOOOP Fetish!" Full Human Centipede 3 Trailer!

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

[slow clap] I don't know that there's anything one needs to add to that trailer. Speechless. ...

Blind-Boxed Minions Mini-Figures Will Conquer My Home Whether I Like It or Not

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

The good thing about the rate at which Minions merchandise is being cranked out is that when it comes to buying gifts for my wife on any given special occasion, I no longer have to actually thin...

Ray Parker Jr. Is an Ageless Vampire Who Wants to Sing About Your Mom [UPDATED]

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Is he a god? Maybe. The guy who sang the Ghostbusters theme doesn't look like he's aged a day in 30 years.... Except... ...

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