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7 Terrible Lightsaber Designs From the Star Wars Expanded Universe

On November 28, the entire world waited with bated breath for the new Star Wars trailer to give us our first glimpse into a Lucas-free galaxy far, far away. Despite the lack of story or charact...

Agents of SHIELD "Winter Finale" SPOILER Thread

The truth about Skye is revealed tonight, apparently. It's that her father is the Kwisatz Haderach from the Black Lodge. ...

New Mad Max: Fury Road Poster Revealed; Trailer Coming Soon

The bright blues and yellows are an interesting choice, compared to the washed-out desert palette of every previous entry in the series. That and the "spray-paint" slogan make me think this inst...

If It's December, It Must Be Time for a New Christopher Lee Heavy Metal Christmas Carol

Fresh from beating down ghosts with a staff in the new Hobbit movie - presumably using a stuntman, but you never know - Christopher Lee once again proves he is the most badass ninetysomething yo...

The Maker of This Music Video Is Doing a JJ Abrams Mystery Movie - Guess Why

Yep, JJ's pulling another Cloverfield (not literally, but spiritually) with a top-secret sci-fi feature by a little-known director, this time named Chris Alender. I know I'll be accused of blan...

San Andreas Trailer: L.A. Collapses and the Rock Haz a Sad

Undoubtedly hoping to head off the inevitable heartland complaints of "Fuck California; they deserve an earthquake for living in an earthquake zone, and making crappy movies and stuff!" this dis...

You Need This Toy of a Penguin Dressed as Judge Dredd

Sorry, Penguins of Madagascar...smiling and waving won't cut it with this guy. He's cute, but don't mistake those fearsome flippers for happy feet. This peng-wing (TM Cumberbatch) may not be abl...

Blu-ray Today: Guardians of the Galaxy, Time Bandits and Multiple Nerd-a-versaries

Time Bandits: The Criterion Collection - If you don't own Time Bandits in some form, I'm just going to say it: you are a terrible person. Terrible to yourself, mostly, for depriving yourself of on...

12 Reasons Why I Should Direct the Next Star Trek Movie

Dear Paramount, In 2009, filmmaker-cum-advertising expert J.J. Abrams effectively rebooted the flagging Star Trek empire with a well-reviewed, popular, and generally well-liked feature film ca...

Top-Down Smackdown: We Interviewed the Iron Sheik Again

Last week we interviewed Igal Hecht, director of the Iron Sheik documentary The Sheik, which is a must-watch for any fan of either pro-wrestling or the way performers create characters. But we c...

Thank You, Gotham; Here Comes Krypton

I'm probably being sarcastic. It's coming to Syfy, which certainly doesn't mean it'll have terrible CG or anything like that. And it'll center on Jor-El's father, sometimes called Jor-El I in t...

Super Terrific Japanese Thing: Star Wars English Learner's Dictionary

This could get tricky if Japanese consumers don't necessarily know that Yoda and Jar jar don't talk like typical Americans... ...

Viral Video du Jour: The 70-Second Saga of a Rock Monster

it's like an unofficial sequel to Darren Aronofsky's Noah, with observant, rock-caked "watchers" being regarded by humanity with somewhat mixed feelings. And no, "A Tale of Momentum and Inertia...

Mark Hamill Will Play the Trickster Again for The Flash

He probably will not have such an awesomely 1990 costume and hairdo (what would be the 2014 equivalent - lumbersexual?) but we'll get to see what his Jedi Master physique looks like today. Per H...

What You Do With a Manicorn Hand-Puppet Is Your Business

Forget Manos - "mani" is the REAL hand of fate. And I think we all know what people might do once they get them "in hand." According to the description, "Unicorn Man," well, "Runs the biggest co...

Here Are the Big Reveals of the PlayStation Experience...

Well, we might as well start with the one everybody's talking up the most - Street Fighter V. It definitely looks like a Street Fighter game, albeit one with flashier graphics and the ability to...

The 17 World Premiere Trailers From The Game Awards 2014

So this weekend gave us one of the year's biggest gaming events. A relatively new event designed to show off some of the absolute best and most innovative games the industry has to offer, and a...

Weekend Open Thread - Happy Repeal Day!

Whether you are Democrat, Republican or other, the fact that FDR repealed Prohibition on this day in 1933 makes him one of the greatest presidents of all time in my book. As I'm sure the first...

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