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Happy Friday the 13th! Baby Jason and Pam Voorhees Figures Revealed

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Ki-ki-ki, ma-ma-ma! It's a family reunion that will presumably encourage some horror fan somewhere to create the most twisted Nativity scene imaginable. NECA made Pamela Voorhees once before, b...

A Comedy of Racial Politics and The Walking Dead

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If you came to this site hoping for an intellectual discussion of color-blind paradigms in the United States, and the semiotics of such on popular television events - I'm sorry. For the most par...

TOPLESS ROBOT LIVE! "Sexism or Slander?" Feat. Ariel Schudson and Scott Mendelson

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On the latest podcast, we discuss: -Scott's history as a writer and box-office analyst, and how Ariel came to be a film archivist and scholar. -How movie marketing today differs - or not - fro...

6 Disney Animation Features I'd Actually Like to See Remade in Live-Action

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I haven't seen the new Cinderella yet, but friends who have tell me that, against most conceivable odds, it does not suck. This sounds downright shocking, but when I consider that Kenneth Branag...

An International Masculinity Conference Hosted a My Little Pony-Fetish Panel

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

My late great-uncle John, who lived into his nineties, made a career of creating crossword puzzles for The Guardian. It was the newspaper of choice for my English grandparents, and a family tra...

Nothing to Snort at: Powdered Alcohol Just Got Approved by the FDA

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

It sounds so friendly, doesn't it? "Pal-cohol." There are obviously some concerns, with many states moving to ban it preemptively. The product's official website attempts to allay most of them,...

More Lego Simpsons Minifigs! Willie! Comic Book Guy! Professor Frink!

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Comic Book Guy looks very strange without the fat torso overlay, and just a belly painted on the regular body. I'm not going to be hyperbolic and call it Worst Design Choice Ever, but it's...lac...

Singles' Fake Band "Citizen Dick" Will Finally Release a Record

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Yes, I said record, and semantics matter here - on April 18th, "Record Store Day 2015," the band - made up of Matt Dillon and Pearl Jam's Eddie Vedder, Stone Gossard and Jeff Ament - will releas...

Gareth Edwards Star Wars Standalone Movie Is Called Rogue One; Episode VIII Gets a Date

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

So, given what we know about the Star Wars universe, best guess is that Rogue One, which will indeed star Felicity Jones, is about a Rebel pilot - though Rogue Squadron is presumably out the wi...

New Wonder Woman Costume in Comics Makes Me Like Gal Gadot's Better

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Hitfix has the full-body reveal, and, well, it reminds me a little bit of the 200x Masters of the Universe Queen Marlena battle armor by Lynell Forestall: ...except the Wonder Woman version i...

RIP Discworld Author Terry Pratchett

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Following eight years of Alzheimer's and advocacy for assisted suicide, the pioneering author and early computer adapter "took Death's arm and followed him through the doors and on to the black...

EXCLUSIVE DC Issue 41 Cover Reveals for June!

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Once again, we're pleased to debut some new DC covers and brief synopses, this time for for June issues - all #41s - featuring Aquaman, Flash, Green Arrow, Catwoman and the Justice League! ...

Ask Luke's Mother-in-Law: She's the Sheriff's Department

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Martha Boyd is former LAPD, a licensed property appraiser and a self-described crazy cat lady. None of which has prepared her for TR readers. All questions and answers are real. Hello hello. Ha...

Door Guardians Teaser Will Change the Way You Think About Chinese Animation

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

You may be saying to yourself, "Wow, that's presumptuous. How does HE know what I think about Chinese animation?" But let's say you already somehow had in mind sophisticated CG that sometimes b...

11 Valiant Comics We Want To See On The Big Screen

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Over this past weekend, Valiant Comics and DMG Entertainment announced that they had a "nine figure" deal for funding to create a Valiant Cinematic Universe. Or at least I think they get nine fig...

Academia Waltz, Collecting Berke Breathed's Pre-Bloom County Work, Will Be Released in May by IDW

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

I don't know about you folks, but I was obsessed with Bloom County in the '80s. It was frustrating because it never ran anywhere in Ireland, so on American vacations I would ask everyone if they...

Swedish Masters of the Universe Blu-ray Uses Fan Art Without Permission

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

It's an odd choice - in Dolph Lundgren's native land, I guess they didn't think Frank Langella was enough of a threat for the homegrown hero, so the Blu-ray distributors just grabbed some Skele...

Former Firefly Stars Are Crowdfunding a Web Series About Former Firefly-ish Show Stars

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

In what will undoubtedly feel like a massive stretch, Con Men features Nathan Fillion and Alan Tudyk as actors from a prematurely canceled sci-fi show. One has gone on to fame and fortune, while...

Just What We Needed - A Menstruating Superhero Movie With Uwe Boll and Bai Ling

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

From the makers of the ABCs of Death 2 short "M Is for Menstruation" comes ABCs of Superheroes, which expands on the concept in anthology format, along with other new, deliberately terrible her...

Shanghai Gets Official Comic Con - Good Luck Scoring Those Exclusives

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

ReedPOP, the folks behind New York Comic Con, are expanding into China, thereby laying more claim to the word "International" than Comic-Con International, parent organization of the San Diego C...

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