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10 Reasons Hollywood Needs to Stop Catering to Whiny-Assed Nerds Like You and Me.

If there's one lesson that is easy to learn, it is this: nerds on the Internet are an angry and contentious lot; far more often than is good for us. A big contributor to this problem is that t...

New Interstellar Trailer, Finally More "Fi" Than "Sci"

Walking monoliths! Upside-down mountains! Static waterfalls! Alien planet stuff! Also: lens flares, and gratuitous mention of drones. Still, leaning positive and looking less dull and sappy tha...

An 8th Grader Turns His Math Homework Into Star Wars

Reader Bob S. writes in: "My son's homework was to make an algebraic expression into a word problem...this is the end result with zero input from me." That the 13 year-old kid knows his Shadows...

The Latest Lego Batman 3 Playable Character Is...Lego Kevin Smith

I hear that if you play as him and completely fail at the game, you get to make Lego Clerks 3. And you can only build things out of Star Wars pieces. #notreally #butshouldbereally ...

Twilight to be Revived...by the Aptly Named Mr. Burns

Yes, the vice-chairman of Lionsgate is named Mr. Burns. And he is just as nefarious as his alter-ego, having greenlit five Twilight short films that will be debuting on...Facebook."This is the j...

Legs on Angry Birds = Flames on Optimus?

Yes, that is the first still from the Angry Birds movie starring Josh Gad, Danny McBride, Kate McKinnon, Tony Hale, Ike Barinholtz, Hannibal Buress, Keegan-Michael Key, Cristela Alonzo, Jillian...

I Saw Some of Ridley Scott's Exodus, and You Didn't Miss Much

We've got the new trailer for it below, so you can just skip ahead if you don't want any spoilers on the Moses story everybody in Judeo-Christendom pretty much knows backwards and forwards. But...

GIVEAWAY: Adult Deluxe Stormtrooper Costume From Purecostumes.com

There are many, many possibilities with a Stormtrooper costume (Blaster not included). You could wear it plain. Switching out the helmet is an option. Add a pauldron and cover yourself in dirt t...

The Vinyl Judgment! Designer Judge Dredd Figure Is More Comic Than Urban

Despite what Karl Urban appears to think, you're not likely to see his Dredd on the big screen again, nor any officially licensed toys based on his version. But a little thing like an underperf...

New Comic Book Day: An Alleged Diversity Hire

Oh, hi there. I'm Charles and I'll be passive aggressively complaining-explaining comics today. "Complanxing," if you will. Not that there's much to complain about: Jason Aaron kicks off a newT...

The 10 Most WTF Moments From Fantastic Fest's 2014 Movies

Some of us are satisfied with the nerdery Hollywood provides us. Marvel movies are great, we've got another Star Wars saga to look forward to and the Wachowskis keep making crazy movies. For oth...

Agents of SHIELD SPOILER Thread - The Creel World

Your roommate isn't real? Too bad you can't talk to JARVIS - I bet he'd have some thoughts on the matter. Maybe even a vision for how you can get better. ...

Jeff Goldblum Wants to Seduce You Into Buying Lightbulbs

The video description calls Mr. Goldblum "an over-the-top celebrity." Umm, yeah... I've heard things I can't repeat, but suffice it to say this probably isn't anywhere near over the top when it...

Big-Budget Tetris Movie Will Have "Intergalactic Significance"

This according to Larry Kasanoff, producer of the Mortal Kombat movie, who has announced that Tetris is his next big film. "This isn't a movie with a bunch of lines running around the page. We'r...

Liam Neeson Is The Fugitive in Trailer for Taken 3: Taken Yet Again

Just kidding. They wouldn't name the movie something that stupid. It's actually called "Tak3n." No, really. Forest Whitaker is the Tommy Lee Jones stand-in, but I'm thinking he won't be addin...

Terrible Things: Meow Mix's Borderline-Beastiality Country Music Video

You all know the Meow Mix jingle, right? "Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow MEOW meow meow meow." How can you not? What does it make you think of? ...

Like a Good Neighbor, Totoro is There! (To Prop Your 2015 Calendar up)

When it comes to calendars, I'm like a lot of married guys: I buy my wife the one that depicts "puppies, and kitties, and dey fwiends." But if you have an anime-obsessed spouse who nonetheless l...

Blu-ray Today: Sherlock Holmes, Krull and a Defense of Trans4mers

Sherlock Holmes: The Complete Series - Before RDJ, before Benny C, there was Jeremy Brett, and to a boy who loved the Sherlock Holmes of the books, he was it: as accurate a Holmes as you could eve...

4 Reasons We Shouldn't (and 4 We Should) Get Excited About the Marvel/Jack Kirby Settlement

Friday afternoon is usually a great time to hide bad news. It's a common enough practice that it has its own name: the Friday News Dump. So you can imagine that there was some befuddlement when...

Top-Down Smackdown: Monkeying Around

Since we seem to be between major storyline beats at the moment, this week's wrestling item is somewhat more frivolous. You know, like everyone else, I wish Vince McMahon would get over his appar...

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