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Mutant Sarah Palin Meets Dino-Riding Hitler at the Earth's Core. Iron Sky 2 Is Coming!

Some movies are subtle. Iron Sky: The Coming Race is not. But if you saw the first one, you already know that. ...

Ooooh, Rock for Dr. Zaius! NECA Unveils Planet of the Apes Lawgiver

As part of the 7" figure line for the original Planet of the Apes movies, NECA just revealed a diorama piece for the line - this 12" statue of the Lawgiver, in front of which Dr. Zaius can ponti...

Surprised It Took This Long. Here's a Porn Short Filmed With Drones.

As you can see, the porn part is sometimes a little difficult to make out, because this is one of them there artistic statements. The idea being, "What if we were randomly having sex in a really...

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Did an Actual Carls Jr./Hardee's Commercial, and It's Disgustingly Amazing

Carls' "tongue-in-cheek sexist" ads that feature models eating burgers they'd never actually touch without a huge paycheck involved always sat along that dubious line of being what they were spo...

Mark Wahlberg to Play Steve Austin. What? I Said "Mark Wahlberg to..." What?

I think I'd rather have seen Kevin Smith's version. The director and star of Lone Survivor, Mark Wahlberg and Peter Berg, who presumably bonded over their shared usage of the German word "berg,...

Final Trailer for The Hobbit: CGI Armies Run at Each Other

"You have but one question to ask: how shall this day end?" As Gandalf lines go, that one's not particularly strong, because it invites the smartass comeback "Seven different times! Just like t...

Do You Like Star Wars Episode VII's New Title, "The Force Awakens"?

The first film in each trilogy so far has been three words, but this is the first one to use a verb - the other two have been article-adjective-noun, then the second involves an active assault o...

Ask Luke's Mother-in-Law: How to Mess With Phone Scammers

Martha Boyd is not just Luke's mother-in-law - she's also an ex-cop, a landlord, a self-described crazy cat lady, a major Star Trek geek and the widow of a green beret. So go ahead: ask her anyt...

The Twelfth Doctor's 12 Most Jerkass Moments (So Far)

Ever since Peter Capaldi was announced as the latest incarnation of the Doctor, word on the street was that he was going to be "darker." Anyone who was even remotely familiar with his previous ro...

New Into the Woods Trailer Admits It's a Musical, Still Looks Bad

Here's something totally anecdotal: at a recent screening of Big Hero 6, there was an elderly man behind me who apparently worked for Disney, bragging to his companion that he'd seen Into the Wo...

It's Time to Get Vertigo with Tonight's Arrow

I was gonna stop with the Arrow open threads after last week's tepid response - then I saw this and figured y'all might have an interest. Yep, Goth Origins Felicity sure does resemble another f...

Detailed Assassin's Creed Unity Trailer Mentions Beastiality, so Yay?

It comes courtesy of the Marquis De Sade, a character you can and do have many interactions with - though probably not THAT kind, on-camera anyway. Group co-op, 5000 characters onscreen at one t...

Comedian Andie Bolt Making a Documentary About Fighting Cancer With...Warcraft!

Not precisely literally, of course - she'd be insane to say, "Hey, forget those meds, I'm gonna rub a Warcraft disc on the tumor!" But WoW MoM is about how her mother dealt with battling cancer...

Trailer for National Geographic Movie Robots 3D Will Reassure You They're Not Ultron

You've feared Ultron. You've felt for Chappie. But in this new trailer for an actual documentary about humanoid robots, you'll see that what they mostly do is paint, cut through stuff and fall d...

Jaxxon Returns to Star Wars! But Only on a Variant Comic Cover

Often the butt of fanboy jokes back in the day, Marvel's green space-rabbit Jaxxon has only gained in esteem since George Lucas managed to create a floppy eared character even more annoying than...

Okay, Now You're Just Rubbing It in, Bill Murray

Really? You're gonna do this NOW? Mr. Doesn't-Return-Calls-About-Ghostbusters took the one from EW? Sigh. Nice picture, though. ...

Man Turns Rear Windshield Wiper Into Animated Nicolas Cage

As the man in question is a Redditor, his rear window of course went viral immediately. Because any time you can stick Nicolas Cage up on your backside, it is newsworthy. And also about 100x bet...

New Comic Book Day: Grammar Rules for Your Own Language

What's the group consensus on turning character names into descriptors? When describing something as "a trait commonly attributed to Batman," what is the generally accepted modification to the wo...

8 Parallel Earths That Need To Come Back For DC's Convergence Series

After what seems like months of speculation, this week DC formally announced a two-month mega event starting in April 2015 called Convergence, that would bring back all the formally thought-lost...

New Agent Carter Scene From Tonight's Marvel TV Special

Apparently something else was happening in this country today that may have preempted the special on your local station. If that's the case, now's your time to revisit a quiet moment with Peggy...

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