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Blu-ray Today: WWE's Marine Life, Iranian Vampires and Electric Boogaloo

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The Marine 4: Moving Target - It's easy to forget now, but the first The Marine was a thoroughly tongue-in-cheek attempt to make John Cena into a wise-cracking movie star in the Dwayne Johnson mod...

Panic and Self-Flagellation at Star Wars Celebration

last weekHumor : Topless Robot

A First-Person Tale of Lines, Lost Cars, Lines, Ian McDiarmid, Lines, Fanboy Crowds, French Fries, Lines, Star Wars and More Lines. I started to curse myself right around the time I realized I...

The Full Batfleck - First Head-to-Toe Movie Still of the Batman v Superman Suit

last weekHumor : Topless Robot

Well, the costume looks good onscreen, as most of Zack Snyder's costumes do. At the very least, we should get some decent action figures out of the deal. And unfortunately, "the very least" se...

Looks Like the Agents of SHIELD Spin-off Will Be Mockingbird

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

It's going to star her, anyway, along with onscreen on-again, off-again ex Lance Hunter. I suppose it's possible the show will focus on the "real SHIELD" led by Edward James Olmos, but focusing...

Gotham SPOILER Thread - Edward Bound

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Pretend I thought of a clever joke here. It was super-funny, hypothetically. ...

Top-Down Smackdown: It's PPV Time Again Already

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

I know, they do pay-per-views every month, so I shouldn't be surprised. I've just gotten used to the idea of spacing out the gimmick shows. Post-WrestleMania used to be Backlash, with rematches...

iPhone Controlled BB-8 Force Awakens Toys Will Be out by Christmas

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

This is interesting: you probably know by now that BB-8 was a practical effect on set, but it turns out he was puppeteered. The fully functioning, remote-controlled BB-8 that came out onstage at...

Gal Gadot Will Have a More Classic Wonder Woman Outfit Too

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Now on display at the WB studio tour, this costume should be a bit more to fans' liking, featuring the blue shorts, lasso and gold WW logo more prominently. It comes from a video in which NBA p...

Ben and Jerry's 4-20 Commercial for an Ice Cream Burrito Knows Exactly Who'd Buy Such a Thing

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

This isn't as coy as the Jack in the Box ads for Munchie Meals that the company will and won't say are for stoners - it just comes right out and says there's a reason they're releasing it on 4-2...

New Jurassic World Trailer - "An Asset out of Containment"

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Gotta love those corporate euphemisms for "escaped dinosaur eating people." And pteranodons snatching up kids? Colin Tervorrow is already venturing where I'm not sure Spielberg would dare. I ho...

GoT Milked - Your Weekly Game of Thrones Recap Thread by a Dummy

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

(Reminder: I have watched only the first six episodes of Game of Thrones, and last week's episode. The goal is to see if I can make any sense of it with all I've missed.) Right, so we get a few...

This Weekend's Trailers for Fantastic 4 and Batman v Superman Make Me Very Nervous

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Releasing these online over the weekend of Star Wars Celebration was stupid. Releasing them after the Star Wars trailer was dumber still. Because while the Star Wars clips gave us moments of hop...

8 Nerdy Strains Of Weed To Smoke On 4/20

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Stereotypes permeate every kind of culture, and pot smokers are no different. Though there are plenty of us who love listening to Dark Side of The Moon while watching Wizard of Oz, there are als...

Star Wars Anthology: Rogue One - New Details on the First Spinoff Movie

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

An overhead tracking shot of a jungle, as Alec Guinness in voiceover delivers his speech about Jedi guarding the peace for a thousand generations. "Before the dark times" A solitary TIE screec...

I Have Seen the Star Wars Rebels Season 2 Premiere, and All of You Should Too

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

If you've never seen an episode of Rebels...if you've never thought the Star Wars cartoons could be for you, even though you liked the movies...if you had no faith anything on Disney XD could gi...

Weekend Open Thread: Give a Hoot

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

I'm still doing battle with Twitter versus the Wi-Fi - so for now I'll leave you with this pretty picture. Better ones are coming if I can get the social medias to work right. ...

Here's Hasbro's New 6-Inch Black Series Ahsoka Tano Figure

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Something tells me she'll be tough to find at retail. Keep checking out the Twitter today - it's where most of my work will be for the next couple of days. [edit: if I can get the damn thing t...

Topless Toy Chest: Masters of the Universe Hover Robots (Convention Exclusive)

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

In the current Masters of the Universe line, one of the ways used to maximize tooling budgets has been to release two-packs of "army builders," allowing for some unique sculpt pieces to be used...

Lego's Star Wars Celebration Exclusive Is a Teeny Tiny Tatooine

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Basic Lego not minimalist enough? This "purchase of the droids" set reduces Luke, Artoo and Threepio to the barest minimum of color suggestions, with super-mini-Landspeeder and, for some odd rea...

Archie's Met Everyone Else by Now; It's Sharknado's Turn

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Sharknado 1-3 director Anthony C. Ferrante will write this comic, in which Riverdale becomes the next city in the path of nature's most exploitative fanged phenomenon. It's set to hit comic stor...

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