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Funko's Action Figure of Jaws Eating Quint Is Hilariously Awesome

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

As part of wave 5 of their umpteen-ish Comic-Con exclusives, Funko has really given us something to chew on - a blood-soaked Quint feeling down in the mouth as he meets his final demise, splatte...

Mad Max: Fury Road...on Tricycles

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

In a world where people fight wars over gasoline - using giant muscle cars that disproportionately burn said gasoline - this is the inevitable outcome. His name is Max Cartman. Respect his auth...

Lego Dimensions: Portal - The Trailer for the Game of the Toy of the Game

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Portal is no longer just for the Chell of it - now you can go through GLaDOS puzzles as Batman, Gandalf and presumably every other Lego Dimensions character (the roster, lest we remind you, incl...

The Secret Life of Pets Trailer Reveals Minions Makers' New Excuse to Print Money

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Scoff all you like that this teaser doesn't clearly articulate a plot (and remember, the first Despicable Me teaser was really pretty unclear too). The creators of the insanely marketable Minion...

12-Inch Talking Big Lebowski Figure to Be Heinously Limited at Comic-Con

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

I've been re-watching The Big Lebowski lately, and just like everyone else, I can't believe how much I dismissed it as a trifle and a minor entry in the Coen brothers pantheon when it came out....

New Comic Book Day: Flame Con!

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Hey, happy Pride Month everybody! To celebrate, a group called Geeks OUT threw the East Coast's first queer comic con last weekend in Brooklyn. Turnout was great, and the con was packed with grea...

E3: The 8 Types of Major Highlights And Lowlights So Far

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

[Kyle LeClair contributed to this article] We're only halfway through E3 week and we already have a lot to talk about. Kyle LeClair and I have compiled a list of some highs and lows from the m...

The American Gods TV Series Is Finally Happening, at Starz

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

It's hard to believe that both this project - which involves a pantheon of ancient gods both old and new, from Odin and Anubis to the newly minted god of technology - and Preacher are finally ha...

Now We See How the Peanuts Movie Incorporates the Original Drawings

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Quite literally and cleverly, it turns out. The rest of the trailer reveals A LOT of key bits, and relies on a weird mix of music that I hope (and think) is mostly temp for the trailer. Looks l...

Kotobukiya Exclusive "Chimichanga" Deadpool Poised for Comic-Con

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

To be honest, he also looks like he's poised for something else - like the immediate after-effects of a bad chimichanga. Slide a tiny commode in there and the pose would look a teensy bit more n...

New South Park Superhero RPG Has a Wonderfully Terrible Name

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

The Fractured But Whole, a sequel to The Stick of Truth, will feature the gang as superheroes rather than fantasy characters, though I presume your character will still be named "Douchebag." I...

Nintendo E3 Press Event Live Talkback Thread

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

As before, Kyle will be Tweeting for TR over there --------------------> You may speak below. ...

EXCLUSIVE COMIC-CON REVEAL: Ambiguously Gay Duo in Car Bobble-Head

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

I know Entertainment Earth works long and hard to firm up some exclusives with real staying power every year. Despite stiff competition, I think this car will do it... The way Ace and Gary see...

Blu-ray Today: Spirited Away Is All That Matters

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Spirited Away - Simply put, one of the greatest movies of all time, and if you don't own some form of it, your life thus far has been lacking. There's just nothing quite like this animated tale of...

10 Things in Batman V Superman XXX That Probably Won't Be in the WB Version (Besides the Obvious)

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

We're still a year away from Zack Snyder's Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, but that doesn't mean Batman and Superman can't still find ways to get into dick-measuring contests elsewhere. And...

PlayStation E3 Experience 2015 LIVE Talkback Thread

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

[Note to regular readers: "Top-Down Smackdown" is on hiatus this week due to E3 craziness, and the fact that we already did an appreciation for Dusty Rhodes] Sony earns major chutzpah points fo...

That Reboot of The Crow Isn't Actually Going to Happen, Is It?

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

I can't say I'm sad. Much as the original movie departed from the comic, I don't think it departed enough to require a whole new telling, and the Crow mythology allows for so much more than Eric...

Uh, Huh-Huh, Mad Max Video Game Trailer Reveals New Villain: Scrotus

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Let that sink in. SCROTUS. The name so nice they say it twenty or so times in the trailer itself, which is pretty ballsy. With a name like that, they'd be nuts to not wrap their jewels in it. I...

"Gambit Is Home!" Apes Director Will Get a Rise out of Channing Tatum Next

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

As misbegotten as the whole Wolverine origin movie was, it did contain several fun performances that I'm sorry to see completely retconned away. Ryan Reynolds still gets to be Deadpool, but I'm...

Microsoft E3 Press Conference LIVE Talkback

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Let's watch along below, and see what they have for us today. Kyle should also be posting on the TR Twitter, depending on how convention-awful the "robust" wi-fi ends up being, so check the sid...

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