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The Writer of Dredd and 28 Days Later Has New Movie Promoting Robosexual Agenda

Yep, Danny Boyle's frequent collaborator Alex Garland finally gets his shot at directing, and it's about Domhnall Gleeson falling for a fembot. That's her above. Would you? I mean, the trailer i...

Somebody Found a Way to Make Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland Even Creepier (Also Entertaining)

Take a character from the forced-weirdness, trying-too-hard, "quirky" retelling of Lewis Carroll...then recreate her with a soul-devouring puppet head, several Playing Card soldiers controlled b...

John Constantine's 10 Nastiest Moments from the Early Days Of Hellblazer

John Constantine is the best there is at what he does and what he does certainly ain't pretty. Known as a magician, conjurer, con man, helper of the innocent and a generally dangerous person to...

Fast Food Review: Jack in the Box Chick-N-Tater Melt Munchie Meal

It's part of their line of "totally not for stoners, except when we admit that they are" line of late-night Munchie Meals (fun fact: after I got a marketing guy to basically admit it on camera,...

Big Trouble in Little China Is the Latest Step in Funko's Pop Vinyl Dominance of Every Property

They gave it their best shot, pal...and we will take it. Good ol' Jack Burton and some of his friends and foes are getting the stylized treatment in the new Big Trouble in Little China line, and...

Tripping the Oculus Rift with Interstellar

Fun fact about me: I didn't understand the appeal of the View-Master toy for most of my life. The reason was that rather than trying to focus my eyes through the viewer, I would always shut one...

Optimus Prime's PlayStation 1 Disguise Is Decades Late but Still Cool

You wanna talk about ethics in gaming? Where are the ethics in my games system secretly being an alien robot, hmmmmm? ...

Netflix Apparently Hates You, Because They Just Bought a Richie Rich Reboot

Yes, Netflix has the Marvel stuff, which is cool. But by giving Adam Sandler a deal for new movies and greenlighting that douchey little brat in the picture above (from a production company call...

Ask Luke's Mother-in-Law - Disney Parades and Halloween Cats

Martha Boyd is not just Luke's mother-in-law - she's also an ex-cop, a landlord, a self-described crazy cat lady, a major Star Trek geek and the widow of a green beret. So go ahead: ask her anyt...

Michael Myers' 10 Craziest Kills From the Original Halloween Franchise

Ever since John Carpenter unleashed Michael Myers onto the world with 1978's Halloween, viewers and residents of Haddonfield, Illinois alike have lived in fear of October 31st. Wearing the iconi...

"Zombie Stars" Discovered Before Steven Moffat Could Invent Them

It's really just a sexy name, as far as I can tell, for a white dwarf that should have been obliterated in a supernova but remains partially alive. "Coma Star" doesn't sound as good. But I am s...

Sideshow Has New Tron-Style Stands for 12-Inch Figures

I have a novel concept for companies that make large action figures: design them so they can stand on their own, unassisted. No? Not happening? Well okay then. These stands are pretty cool in t...

Yes, a Guardians of the Galaxy Porno Starring Groot Is Coming

I might have guessed this would be inevitable, but I didn't think Groot would be the featured player, even if there are a million bad jokes about wood that promptly write themselves. Wood Rocket...

First Look at the New Terminator Feels (Appropriately) Like Halloween Cosplay

Um, yeah. So this happened. That's Sarah Connor and Kyle Reese on the left, and John Connor apparently meeting The Doctor on the right. Oh, and there's more:Sarah Connor isn't the innocent she...

GWAR's Tribute to Late Lead Singer Oderus Is a Pet Shop Boys Cover

What did you expect - "Tears in Heaven"? The AV Club has an ongoing feature where they invite bands in to do unlikely covers from a limited list, and GWAR were game - though they turn their met...

New Comic Book Day: Happy Halloween!

We've got two whole months of wholesome family holidays ahead of us, but first we get to celebrate the most ridiculous, inane day of the year: Election Day. Also Halloween! Just remember, every...

20 Disturbing and Funny Lemax Halloween Figurines for Train Sets and Dioramas

It's amazing the things you learn when you're married. As a single guy, I would never have set food inside Michael's, the arts/crafts/home decor mega-store chain that always looked like a way t...

Extended/Comic-Con Age of Ultron Trailer

If you missed it after Agents of SHIELD tonight, here you go - basically the teaser with a longer intro, featuring the party scene you've heard described since this past July. Love how Thor see...

Agents of SHIELD SPOILER Thread - New Age of Ultron Clip Edition

I'm a little bummed she doesn't have the yellow goggles. Safe to say a lot is at stake in this scene. Remember: NEW Age of Ultron footage tonight, and it won't be the clip I described from this...

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