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Neil deGrasse Tyson Takes up Voice-Acting...as a Cartoon Pig

Way back when I interviewed Neil deGrasse Tyson, he insisted that he wasn't interested in being a celebrity, and that the public spokesperson role wasn't really something he asked for; he'd glad...

Kickstarter Seeks to Add Fart Noises to Star Wars Prequel Trilogy

A long time ago, in a colon far, far away... Hey, a lot of people think the prequels are full of hot air already, so why not prove it? Can Hayden Christensen's rear end actually give a better p...

Twin Peaks Is BACK...on Showtime

I personally never felt like Twin Peaks needed more closure - the ending was perfect as it was. But references to things resurfacing in 25 years were too good not to pass up, and David Lynch cou...

The Other Rapture Movie "in Theaters" Might Be the Camp Classic You Wanted From Left Behind

According to the official website of Final, this movie is actually in theaters now - though I suspect it needs an updating. I have never heard of it, but I suppose it's possible. Filmed in seven...

Week-Starter: Vinyl Guardians, Cowboy Game of Thrones, Bob's Burgers Porn and More!

If you-ooooo-oooo...are hooked on the vinyl! Then there's a version of the Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack for you. Here are some other stories you might have missed, if not for the compilin...

Friday Odds & Ends/Weekend Open Thread: Happy Liefeld Day!

-Happy birthday to friend-of-TR Rob Liefeld! Here's a big hug. -Learn why Harry Potter foe Dolores Umbridge is so miserable...in Lego. -Rush Hour: The TV Show can probably afford Chris Tucker...

Early Animation for Ralph Bakshi's Last Days of Coney Island Revealed by Animator

Ever wonder what it's like to work for Ralph Bakshi? Animator Mark Phillips reveals all, and shows off some of the rough scenes from Bakshi's new Kickstarter-funded feature. The phrase "each fr...

James Franco (the Real One) Is Batman in a Beetlejuice Mash-up

This is the sort of mash-up you'd expect a comedy troupe to do, usually with an impersonator who's just grinning and smoking weed a lot. But no - this is the actual James Franco as Christian Bal...

I READ YOUR FANFIC! "Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles" Part 2 by proudhousewife

If you want to submit fan fiction for me to read, please send it - or a link to it - to toplessrobot-at-gmail-dot-com with subject line "Read my Fanfic!" I now definitely think this fanfic is t...

TR Review: Left Behind's a Sermon Without Substance

Recent ads for the new Left Behind movie - about the Rapture and End Times - featured a quote attributed to Satan, exhorting people not to take nonbelievers to see it. If it weren't already plai...

TR Review: Annabelle Burns With the Passion of Tommy Wiseau

Oh hai audience! I am Amurrican director. I make typical Amurrican horror film about how normal people like you and me use sewing machine and buy dolls, haha. We are all so normal! But sometime...

New Pixar Trailer for Inside Out Shows...Young Marge Simpson?

Odd design choice there, Pixar. In this movie about the emotions inside a young girl's head, Amy Poehler plays Joy... ...and she looks like young Marge Simpson with a pixie cut. Yellow skin, gr...

How Supernatural's 10 Seasons Represent Buddhist Stages of Reincarnation

Supernatural is a show that is entering its tenth year. This is a heady accomplishment, especially in a world where Firefly and Brisco County Jr. both only got one season. It's also unique in th...

CGI Martians Invade Actual WWI Footage in The Great Martian War

According to Wikipedia, this ran on BBC America this summer, but if so I certainly missed it. Canadian-made for the UK History Channel, it's a mock-doc about the World War we had with invaders f...

Mezco 1/12 Scale Dark Knight Returns Batman Full Specs and Preorder

Yet another toy company has a piece of the Batman pie, and while this figure was announced a while back, we now have all the details on the goddamn new figure of the goddamn Batman... ...

GIVEAWAY: Sharknado 2 Blu-ray and Autographed Shark Fin!

Actually, the headline doesn't tell the whole story, but we can only fit so much into it. This prize package is almost as stuffed with goodness as a mass of swirling air filled with carnivores....

NECA Reveals 1988 Nintendo-Style Rambo Action Figure

Considering that the Nintendo depiction of Rambo looked as much like Ricky "the Dragon" Steamboat as it does Sylvester Stallone, NECA could have gone with almost anything here. But why would th...

EXCLUSIVE ABCs of Death 2 Reveal - "R"

The first ABCs of Death was the perfect movie for twisted, deranged individuals like all of us to watch while drunk - requiring no attention span whatsoever, it featured 26 shorts that all ended...

Ask Luke's Mother-in-Law: The Perils of Protest Peeing

Martha Boyd is not just Luke's mother-in-law - she's also an ex-cop, a landlord, a self-described crazy cat lady, a major Star Trek geek and the widow of a green beret. So go ahead: ask her anyt...

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