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Terrifying Comic-Con Exclusive George R.R. Martin Plush Is the Last Thing I'd Want to Snuggle With

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Summer is coming! Apparently, Factory Entertainment's first attempt at a George R. R. Martin talking plush (which said things like "It's a nice day...for a red wedding!") wasn't sufficiently un...

Smurfs Reboot Movie Has Terrible New Title, Decent Cast, Classic Approach

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

"GET SMURFY" That's what it's called now. Meaning somebody at Sony animation is either a big Elmore Leonard fan, or tittering away Beavis and Butt-head style that s/he got away with titling a k...

9 "Generic" Lego Minifigures Obviously Based on Real People

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

If I say the word "Lego," odds are the first words that cross your mind will be "bricks", "studs", or "little yellow people." It's those last ones that drive a lot of Lego enthusiasts, myself...

Weekend Open Thread: Familial Nerdery

3 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

My great-uncle John wrote newspaper crossword puzzles for a living. For some 55 years, he was known as "Araucaria" to readers of The Guardian in England. (If anyone asked why he chose that name,...

Lego Comic-Con Exclusive You Won't Be Able to Get: Ultron on Throne

3 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Normally, this would be a cool little army builder set for Ultron drones, but unlike its main character, there are some strings on this - as a Comic-Con exclusive, it'll be sold out in about 30...

France Develops Smart Bikini That Tells You When to Add Sunscreen

3 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Good job, France. Now develop one that alerts people when to bathe and shave. It'll revolutionize your image. ...

NECA's Mego-Style Pamela Voorhees With Li'l Jason Is an Awkward Family Photo on Crack

3 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

It may be Friday the 12th today, but this convention exclusive from the original Friday the 13th is perhaps the most amazingly disturbing Voorhees family collectible to date. It's reminiscent of...

Jurassic World SPOILER Talkback Thread

3 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

I know from our Facebook pages that many of you have already seen the movie, and you know by now what I think - so now it's your turn. What did you think? Also, do let us know what format you sa...

Fast Food Review: Carl's/Hardee's Most American Burger

3 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

I have always wondered if Carl's Jr. actually paid for their mention in the movie Idiocracy, which theorizes that in the future, their marketing slogan will be "Fuck you! I'm eating!" I'm pretty...

GIVEAWAY: Be Mine 20 Game Bundle From Groupees.com

3 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Shadowgate, Hektor, Morningstar: Descent to Deadrock, and more make up this game bundle, for which we've embedded a trailer below. And you can get a free download code super-easily, starting now...

Sex-Bot Builder Wants His Dolls to Talk Back, Negating The Purpose of Sex-Bots

3 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

There are so many gems in this video feature from the New York Times about a sex-bot maker, above and beyond that terrifying still above of a doll with her face peeled off. Like the fact that he...

The 10 Things I Noticed Most at Hello Kitty's Supercute Friendship Festival

3 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Not quite a concert and not quite a convention, Hello Kitty's Supercute Friendship Festival hit Los Angeles last night. It was, shall we say, a unique experience. Like many other male humans on...

An American Dream Dies - RIP Dusty Rhodes

3 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Eat. Sleep. Write obituary. Repeat? Dammit, I didn't want to have to do two in a row. Even if you're not a fan of wrestling, Dusty Rhodes is a name that might be familiar. In a world of muscle...

This Homemade 40-Watt Laser Shotgun Pops Balloons Real Good

3 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Says the maker, "The massive diode array is powered by a huge lithium polymer battery pack (capable up dumping 250A) and the laser array is regulated by a whopping 24 LM317 drivers." I hope some...

Chiwetel Ejiofor Is Baron Mordo in Dr. Strange

3 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

I was never a big Dr. Strange reader, but I imagine some feathers somewhere will be ruffled by the fact that Mordo is Transylvanian, which would imply that he's more likely to be Caucasian or Ro...

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Stormtrooper Action Figure Revealed

3 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

These First Order Stormtroopers will likely be available everywhere come September, but if you want to own one FIRST! in EXCLUSIVE! packaging, Comic-Con is where you can do that, presuming you'r...

Christopher Lee: He Did It His Way

3 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

As deaths go, it's hard to be too sad about a man who became an icon, lived to the age of 93, and achieved pretty much everything one could hope in the field. Yet perhaps because of all he did,...

Obsessive Browncoats Parody Cher Lloyd's "Want U Back" to Demand Firefly Return

3 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

I'd put the odds of an actual new Firefly series at just slightly less than those of a full on Star Trek: The Next Generation reboot on network TV with all the original cast, but by all means, f...

EXCLUSIVE COMIC-CON REVEAL: Legend of Zelda 20" Skyward Sword Link Variant Figure

3 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

We have discovered the missing Link between Entertainment Earth and your well-earned rupees. You may have saved Hyrule, but have you done it with the best possible weapons and armor? Now you c...

Ask Luke's Mother-in-Law: Good Gravy, Baked in a Pie

3 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Martha Boyd is not just Luke's mother-in-law - she's also an ex-cop, a landlord, a self-described crazy cat lady, a major Star Trek geek and the widow of a green beret. So go ahead: ask her anyt...

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