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Newest Samurai Star Wars Figure by Tamashii Nations is Boba Fett

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

We've seen them take amazing samurai liberties with Darth Vader and Stormtroopers - now witness the power of this fully armed and operational bounty hunter. Given Boba's general incompetence o...

Ernie Cline To Cut & Paste Write New Book

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Great news from THR last night: Crown Publishing, a crown being a thing worn by the person sitting the Iron Throne in popular book and television series The Game of Thrones, is sending a bunch of...

Blu-ray Today: Wes Craven, Batmans and Anticlimactic Fantasy Books

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell Big week for Blu ray this week, but I think the biggest release has got to be the Beeb's adaptation of Susana Clarke's almost-universally loved fantasy story about t...

7 Reasons The Wet Hot American Summer Series Is A Must-See...So Is The Mediocre Movie

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Fourteen years after the release of Wet Hot American Summer, Netflix is streaming an original series based on the film. All the major cast members have returned, including: Janeane Garofalo, Bra...

Top-Down Smackdown: Arrow S3.5

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Tonight, I trick my wife into watching wrestling. ...

Choose Your Own Joke Adventure: Startup Raises $120 Million for Gene Therapy Pill

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

MIT Technology Review reports that the startup behind CRISPR, a gene therapy technology, raised $120 million in venture funds. Let's play choose your own joke adventure! For a joke about the cri...

New Guardians of the Galaxy Shorts Show Groot's Origin

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

I COULD spend this entire post complaining about cancelling Earth's Mightiest Heroes for a brutally uninspiring first season of Ultimate Spider-Man and the new terrible Avengers cartoon, but how...

Why A Shared Universe Might Be What Saves the Fantastic Four

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

So Fantastic Four is finally out, and the universally held opinion of the movie is that it's the cinematic equivalent of the dinosaur turd pile from Jurassic Park, only if it was lit on fire als...

Suicide Squad: Gathering of the Jokealos

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Jared Leto Instagrammed a video teasing some more Killing Joke references in the upcoming Suicide Squad. I don't remember the Joker ever wearing JNCOs, though. Head on down for the video. ...

New Korean TV Spot for The Force Awakens

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Worst Korea got a new tv spot for Star Wars: The Force Awakens, and now we have it after the jump. ...

Topless Toy Chest: First Order Stormtrooper - Star Wars Black Series

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Here he is - the first Force Awakens action figure, and one who caused acts of violence on Comic-Con's preview night. The privilege of the Comic-Con version is really just having him first, as y...

HBO's Westworld Teaser Is Supremely Creepy

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

A forerunner of both Jurassic Park and The Terminator, Michael Crichton's Westworld was an obvious property for re-adapting. But getting creative with it? The hell you say? Who saw that coming? ...

10 Creepy-Cool Halloween Things We Did at the ScareLA Convention

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

It's never too early to start planning for Halloween. There are costumes to make, parties to plan and haunts to build. At ScareLA, an annual convention that takes place every August, Halloween f...

Weekend Open Thread - When Wife Becomes Boss

3 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Two years ago this weekend, I got married, after more than 30 years convinced I never would. (Though Julia had been calling herself "lytswifeslashboss" at least 9 months longer than that.) If i...

Mr. Peabody and Sherman Are Back! (Yay!) With a Fake Talk Show (Yay?)

3 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Mr. Peabody and Sherman was one of Dreamworks' better animated features, probably because the source material was so strong and the Jay Ward estate so protective. Though it did feature the usual...

Fantastic 4 SPOILER Thread: Did Any of You Like It More Than Josh Trank?

3 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

The movie's own director didn't seem to care for it too much, in a Tweet he took down after 9 minutes... I find it hard to believe that any version of this particular take would have led to a g...

Official Lego Ghostbusters Stay-Puft Minifig With Terror Dog!

3 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

As a form of the Destructor, this guy's just a tiny bit out of scale, so I like to imagine he's some dude in a corporate mascot costume who goes to stores promoting the actual marshmallow brand...

A Nightmare on Elm Street Is Being Remade Again, Because Fk It

3 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

The first Nightmare remake is one I don't entirely hate. I think it features one major misstep - making Freddy Krueger more explicitly a sex offender and having him attracted to both young Nancy...

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Announces Theatrical Animated Movie

3 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Lionsgate will distribute, which gives me hope that maybe they'll crossover with The Hunger Games in a shared universe. In the movie, a new dark force threatens Ponyville, and the Mane 6 - Twili...

Audio of Chris Farley as SHREK Resurfaces; Was He Better?

3 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

He's different, for sure. More low-key, and more like Chris Farley being basically himself, but green, which, contra Kermit, seems to come pretty easy. When Mike Myers had to replace the late a...

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