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NECA's Aliens Figures to Include New Ripley and Torn-in-Half Bishop

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

They've nailed Sigourney Weaver's likeness (image via Figures.com, who have more pics), but the chance to own a dismembered Lance Henriksen? PRICELESS. Series 5 will debut with: Ellen Ripley -...

TR Review: Kingsman: The Secret Service Is an Offensive Tonal Mess

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Kingsman: The Secret Service is not the movie you probably think it is. Like many of you, I love that first trailer that's basically a complete sequence of Colin Firth beating up a gang of pub...

The 7 Least Romantic Video Game Romances

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Video games and love have a long and often awkward history. There's the classic quarter-century courtship of Mario and Peach, and games like Mass Effect and Dragon Age have (generally) well-writ...

Holy Pricetag! DC Collectibles Will Make a 6-Inch Scale Animated Series Batmobile

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

So, for those of you worried about weak ankles on this line - does having a vehicle two of them can sit down in sweeten the pot a little? Oh, and they're also doing a figure of Phantasm. And un...

Geek Apparel of the Week: The Lego Movie Oscar Snub Shirt

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Okay, now I actually want to sand down the hand on an Emmet minifg to reproduce this. But what happened to his legs? h/t Jeff Sneider ...

Movie Deadpool Mask Looks Like Deadpool. Was That so Hard?

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

"Sepia tone disguises the fact the mask is ballerina pink. It's early. 365 sleeps early." Ryan Reynolds could just be kidding about the color, or referring to it having only base coats of dye...

In Iceland, They Make Beer From Sheep Shit and Whale Testicles

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

This is interesting marketing, to say the least:Hvalur 2 Þorraöl Steðja is an ale we brew for the season of Þorri. What makes this beer special is that, it´s ingredients is Pure icelandic water...

Mock-ups of Funko Legacy Firefly and Rocketeer Figures Revealed

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Via the Facebook Funko Toys Legacy page, we have our first looks at two long-demanded licenses. The Rocketeer figure appears to be a near-finished design (I really hope his head can pivot to loo...

Law and Order: SVU's GamerGate Episode: I Don't Know Whether to Laugh or Cry

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Firstly, to head off the most obvious rebuttal: the episode is clearly only going to focus on the potentially criminal aspects of the GamerGate issue, because Ubisoft sending crappy embargoed pr...

Ask Luke's Mother-in-Law: Threesomes Etiquette, Arena Football and Clown-Nose Guns

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

In which ex-cop/crazy cat lady/mom-in-law Martha Boyd answers your questions from the coziness of the Joshua Tree desert. Hey de ho, everyone. Well, this weekend is Valentine's Day. If you have...

The 33 Stupidest Things About Fifty Shades of Grey

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

"Why cover this movie at all? It's not nerdy!" Good question, Mister (or Ms.) hypothetical commenter. Although not really. The answer should be obvious: since day one, Topless Robot has been as...

Huh. I'm Actually Kinda Liking the Man From UNCLE Trailer

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

It looks like the sort of movie that Kingsman: the Secret Service was only pretending to be (but more on that later). Henry Cavill and Armie Hammer have decent enough fake accents, and it doesn'...

God Damn It, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer Are Still Making Terrible Parody Movies

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

I thought we'd seen the last of this hacktacular team when The Starving Games debuted as VOD to almost no fanfare, but alas, they're back with Car Movie, er, I mean, Super Fast! (The exclamation...

Mattel Teases Lord Ceratus Figure, 200x Mini-Subscription for Masters of the Universe

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

This was a surprise - and backs up the rumors of a mini-subscription based on the 2002 cartoon characters ("news about a new subscription club"). Lest there be any confusion as to who they're t...

Here's the Hitman Reboot, Because Who Did That Hack Timothy Olyphant Think He Was Anyway?

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

I never saw the original nor cared to, but trading out the star of Justified for some guy we never heard of who isn't even especially physically imposing doesn't seem like the right move. Nor d...

Nerdiest Sith Lord Ever Tries to Justify the Crossguard Lightsaber

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

It's an argument that doesn't entirely make sense at first...and yet, it kinda does, concluding with a point you can't really debate. And still YouTube commenters wanna argue, hilariously. "I'...

Official Chewbacca Furby Is Like Something out of My Nightmares

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

The last Furby purchased in this household, because my wife wanted it SOOOOO badly, is now stuffed under a cabinet, out of reach of hands and out of range of any strays of light, lest it activa...

Hot Toys Movie Ultron has No Strings Attached...Except the Price Tag

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

"I've got no cash To buy this toy For bragging rights To bring me joy I had cash but now I'm broke My assets up in smoke Hi-ho, I'm nerdy-o Wanna wanna own this toy I want rich friends to know ...

Trailer for a New German Movie Called Alien Tampon, Because Germany

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Original ideas are hard to come by, but I feel fairly secure in saying Alien Tampon hasn't been done before. Probably because no sane person would want to do it, but that's why we have to look t...

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