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Universal Studios Florida to get New King Kong Ride

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Much as the old "Kongfrontation" ride took the germ of its idea from the mechanical Kong on the Universal Hollywood backlot tour, so too will "Skull Island: Reign of Kong" take the current backl...

Topless Toy Chest: Transformers Combiner Wars Brake-Neck and Quickslinger

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

When I was a kid, Transformers were simply out of my price range. In Irish pounds (approximately $1.50 back then), a Star Wars or Action Force/G.I. Joe figure was $2.99, a Masters of the Univers...

New Comic Book Day: Just Nominate Everyone

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

This year's Eisner nominees were announced a couple of weeks back, and the more I think about it, the biggest travesty in the entire process is that they just don't have enough slots for nominees...

ROBOTIC GAMING MONTHLY - The Cancelation of The Mod Squad

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Welcome to yet another edition of Robotic Gaming Monthly, Topless Robot's look into whatever accolades and troubles the gaming world has gotten itself into this time around! For this go-around,...

Agents of SHIELD SPOILER Thread - See Avengers 2 First Edition

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Ah, the hazards of TV shows that tie in to current movies. I'll say this, RE: spoiler fears - Ultron's individual storyline shouldn't have anything much to do with Agents of SHIELD. But Wanda a...

The Flash SPOILER Thread: OMG - Oh My, Grodd!

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Looks like it's time for some gorilla warfare. ...

Syfy to Adapt Aldous Huxley's Brave New World, Despite Probably Not Being up to the Task

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

I presume everyone else is as skeptical as I am about Syfy suddenly deciding they want to adapt classic books like this and Childhood's End, right? I mean, even my very favorite thing on the net...

Hot Toys Unmasks Batman Returns

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

One of the best dialogue exchanges in ANY superhero movie: "Selina Kyle! You're fired. And Bruce...Wayne? What are you doing dressed as Batman?" "He is Batman, you moron!" "WAS Batman." BANG! A...

Heather Henson and Toby Froud Present Full-Length Puppet Fantasy Yamasong (w/Amazing Cast)

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

From the children of the guys who brought you The Dark Crystal and Labyrinth, with apparent influences from steampunk and Neil Gaiman/Dave Mckean stuff, behold the first trailer and poster for S...

Star Wars, Ultron and Actual Tron Join Disney Infinity 3.0

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Amusingly, the Star Wars content will be focusing on the original trilogy and the Clone Wars era, with NO prequel movie-specific stuff (except obviously that which was in Clone Wars). So Jango F...

New Mr. Holmes Trailer Is a Lot More Sherlock Holmes-y

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Go figure - somebody in marketing finally realized, in a deduction less than worthy of the world's greatest detective, that selling a movie about Sherlock Holmes as a Sherlock Holmes mystery is...

Arnold Schwarzenegger Goes Full Shatner in 6-Minute Parody of His Career Highlights

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Just ask the creators of Skynet - too much self-awareness can be a bad thing. The best moments of Arnold Schwarzenegger's career are hilariously awesome not because he ever had much of a gift f...

If The Walking Dead's Father Gabriel Wasn't Already Set to Die, Actor's DUI Should Guarantee It

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Didn't any actors pay attention to Lost? If you're on a show where regular characters can die, and you want to stay on said show, don't get a freakin' DUI. (If you're the lead, and named Charlie...

Blu-ray Today: Mad Max, Ford Fairlane, Ladyhawke and That Stupid Twilight Fanfic

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Mad Max - The relatively low-key franchise starter that launched both star Mel Gibson and director George Miller's careers gets less attention than the sequels, which created larger post-apocalypt...

6 Nerdy Cool Things We Saw at the Tribeca Film Festival

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Founded in 2002 because Robert De Niro hated flying to France (Editor's note: That is not even remotely close to true - it was founded in response to the expanding film and TV presence in NYC and...

Gotham SPOILER Thread: Woo-Hoo

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

A little John Woo double-fisting action tonight, I see. ...

Next Star Wars Movie Is About Boba Fett, Because Duh

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

The movie Josh Trank will no longer be directing features everybody's once-favorite-till-he-got-ridiculously-overhyped bounty hunter. That's one rumor finally confirmed. Another, which I hope wi...

Top-Down Smackdown: KOTR, WTF?

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

When the first round of the King of the Ring tournament happened last week on Raw, I thought to myself, great, now I can talk about who should win it in next week's column. Then they finished...

Next Podcast Guest: Malice, of the Mandalorian Mercs

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

From Skirata Aliit, the Southern California chapter of the Mandalorian Mercs (think 501st, but for Mandalorians), we're getting a bounty-ful guest. Also, my mother-in-law will be on the same sh...

The Force Awakens, if It Starred Jar Jar Binks

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

I would laugh so hard if the final movie turned out to be this. Except when JJ Abrams would inevitably show up dead as a result. Some nice editing here by Michael Murdock. ...

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