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Archived Since:March 20, 2008

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Gotham SPOILER Thread - "Selina Kyle"

I have a suggestion. Or maybe, more of a question: is she gonna use that milk to make one hell of a cup of coffee? ...

No, Batman "Forever" Postage Stamps Don't Depict Val Kilmer

It's about time the most marketable comic-book hero ever appeared on a product hardly any of us buys any more. Batman stamps will debut in the U.S. on October 9th, kicking off New York Comic Con...

Geek Apparel of the Week: Kiki's Delivery Service Tank Top by Her Universe

Here's how I know this shirt is total win: I was staring at the design before I even realized the person modeling it is probably quite attractive. And even now that I do, I still want to stare a...

George Takei Narrates the Twisted Adventures of a Squirrel in "The Missing Scarf"

Meet Albert the squirrel, a cute little cartoon woodland critter whose scarf has disappeared. Along the way to find it, he encounters various other animals who are stymied by fear. Using philos...

Baby Groot Wants You Back (in Your Wallet, to Purchase Him)

Funko may have been the first to realize the merchandising possibilities of baby Groot in a pot, but if you prefer more screen-accurate and don't want to pay the exorbitant fee for Hot Toys' Roc...

I Love William Shatner, but I Don't Want Him in Star Trek 3

These are my Shatner bona-fides: I had the 3-3/4" Kirk figure from the first movie, when it first came out. I cried - literally - when my local station replaced Star Trek reruns (I didn't know...

Talk and Relevant Discusssions in Snark: Doctor Who "The Caretaker" SPOILER Thread

Thanks to stupid Time-Warner changing the stupid channels to stupid HD where I can't bring up menu options and changing the stupid channels on stupid me - my pre-set season-record did not, in fa...

16 Stories You Might Have Missed This Weekend, From Chris Pratt's He-Man Fanfic to Banana Garfield

Can you beat a sentient Garfield banana? We'll give it a try, with these amusing tidbits culled form your weekend submissions and collected with the help of Kyle LeClair. Tipsters this week inc...

Floatie Landspeeder Friday: Newsbits and Weekend Open Thread

It's just mean to taunt the people of Tatooine with all that water, when they have so much sand that's rough, and coarse, and gets everywhere. But hey, some things are soft. More fun li'l tidbi...

Contest Winners: Your Best Fake '80s Sequel and Kevin Smith Scene

If you are a winner, please email me your real name and address along with your screen name. Because this is a twofer, and the Kevin Smith contest has multiple winners, I'm not going to list ru...

It's D'awww or Die for Assassin's Creed WITH KITTENS

Press paws...and die! I've always suspected kittens knew parkour. ...

EXCLUSIVE: Talking Stop-Motion and Story With The BoxTrolls Directors

That's Graham Annable on the left, and Anthony Stacchi on the right. Together, they've brought you The BoxTrolls, a slightly edgy stop-motion family film that keeps Laika animation three-for-thr...

Viral Video du Jour: "Envoy" Reimagines E.T. With a Modern Videogame-Style Alien

Even adults have a hard time nowadays understanding the government's position in E.T. The alien's a harmless botanist who heals things and has an anatomy as ill-suited to combat as you'll ever s...

I READ YOUR FANFIC! "Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles" by proudhousewife

If you want to submit fan fiction for me to read, please send it - or a link to it - to toplessrobot-at-gmail-dot-com with subject line "Read my Fanfic!" This week, because of the immense popul...

Super Terrific Japanese Thing: Figurines of Cats Wrapped in Sushi

You know, I see these Japanese vending machine toys of cats as sushi, and all comedy suddenly escapes me. What possible humor could I find in the notion of eating pussycats? Where's the hilari...

Bad Lip Reading Makes The Walking Dead Amazing

Okay, so when I started watching this video, I was like, "This is a cheat. Too many shots of people with their heads turned away." Then I was like, "Damn, the walkers be walking and talking. In...

The 7 Most Amusing Reactions and Possibilities to Come From Microsoft Buying Minecraft

Last week, a whole lot of people who aren't into video games, but like reading financial news, suddenly heard about Minecraft for the first time when it was announced that the game is being acqu...

TR Review: Star Wars Rebels

So yeah, I had a chance to take a look at a handful of episodes a little while back. As they were edited together it's hard to say exactly how many - the first two or three that comprise the pil...

Justin Bieber Will Voice KITT in the Upcoming Killing Hasselhoff

Hey, remember that "Untitled Celebrity Death Pool Movie" starring Ken Jeong, the Hoff and Hulk Hogan? It just got even more unBeliebable. It seems David's old Knight Rider co-car KITT is in the...

Nimble, New Thimble-Like Game Device, Wants to Give Controllers the Finger

Now Harrison Ford will be the champion of all games. Nimble is a device you can put on your fingertip and use as a wireless game controller, remote or mouse. The press release I got emphasized t...

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