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I READ YOUR FANFIC! "A Song of Fire and Iron"

If you want to submit fan fiction for me to read, please send it - or a link to it - to toplessrobot-at-gmail-dot-com with subject line "Read my Fanfic!" Title: "A song of fire and iron" by Gab...

8 Ways Addams Family Values Is An Underappreciated Comedy Gem

This week, the 1991 movie adaptation of the classic cartoon and television series The Addams Family hit Blu-ray. Sadly, nowhere to be found is its superior sequel from 1993, Addams Family Values...

Aw Hell...Batman and Robin Writer Akiva Goldsman Is Maybe Doing a Teen Titans Show

Hey, guess what else? It's just going to be called "Titans." Presumably so they can all be 20-something and get drunk and have sex without any of it being, y'know, illegal. Or maybe Akiva Gold...

Some Figures Just Want to Watch Your Money Burn: NECA Heath Ledger Joker in Package

Oh yeah - when it comes to making toys, they are so serious. What doesn't kill your bank account will make your toy collection stranger, and, in a curious twist, allow the scar-faced clown to b...

Peter Capaldi is Leonardo da Vinci in a 3D Movie From the History Channel

As much as Capaldi/da Vinci/History Channel is a bit of a nerd trifecta, I think we all are probably asking the same question - Capaldi as da Vinci? You don't need to know anything about history...

TR Review: Kevin Smith's Tusk Shows the Director at His Best and Worst

It seems like you're not allowed to be a Kevin Smith moderate these days. His fans take any negative comment whatsoever as a mortal wound and proof that you have a biased agenda. His non-fans j...

99 Red Balloons, as Performed With Balloons as Instruments

This one guy, on a little YouTube Covers this song 'cause he's not a rube Knows it's loved, won't get a yawn As one by one, viewers log on Blows up balloons for irony To play like instruments,...

"Oh Hymen Mark!" There Is Now a Porn Parody of The Room

It hardly seems necessary, given the original movie's explicit and gratuitous sex scenes, bad acting, and bizarrely banal subplots about adultery, pizza delivery and underwears, but yes, the fol...

Ask Luke's Mother-in-Law: When and Why to Throw a Ham at Someone

Martha Boyd is not just Luke's mother-in-law - she's also an ex-cop, a landlord, a self-described crazy cat lady, a major Star Trek geek and the widow of a green beret. So go ahead: ask her anyt...

8 September 11th Allegories That Science Fiction Just Got Wrong

When something goes wrong, particularly events that are almost too tragic to fathom, we seek solace though our media. After September 11th, 2001, likely the most tragic event any U.S. reader of...

New Official, Detailed Pic of Batman v Superman Batmobile

As Tweeted by Zack Snyder earlier tonight. It looks to me a whole lot like the Arkham Knight version, which I bet would have sold better at Comic-Con had people only known. h/t troi ...

How the Simpsons/Family Guy Crossover Should Really Go Down

Jonathan Gran and Danielle Kogan boil the crossover down to its essential subtext in this fan film that may well end up being more interesting than the real deal. Just like the time I something...

That Time Howard Johnson's Made a 2001: A Space Odyssey Tie-in Kids' Comic & Menu

When you think Stanley Kubrick, you don't necessarily think "chain restaurant kiddie meal." But that's exactly what happened, and the folks at Dangerous Minds have scanned, in its entirety, the...

Don't Read Too Much Into JJ Abrams' Latest Episode VII Twitpic

Here's the picture... And due to the light pattern behind the note, others are loudly proclaiming that this confirms the Empire is in Star Wars Episode VII, because it's similar to the wall lig...

We've Had Enough '50s Sci-Fi Spoofs; Time for the '70s to Get Theirs in Space Station 76

Smoking in space, extremely limited personal robots and power gloves of the kind that would appear in the then-far-future '80s, great sideburns, gratuitous yoga references, motherfucking PRACTIC...

Dum Dum Dugan, Jim Morita to Appear With Peggy Carter on Agents of SHIELD

Well, it only makes sense - when you have a new show that's tangentially related, you spin it off with a guest appearance on the existing show. TV Guide debuted the above image, which makes it c...

Lego Batman 3 DLC Lets You Play as Movie Bane and Jor-El

I hesitate to say "Tom Hardy Bane" because presumably Tom Hardy himself won't be doing the garbled voice. But minifigs based on him, Gary Oldman, Heath Ledger, Anne Hathaway and Russell Crowe wi...

New Comic Book Day: The Promethean Adventures of A Beastly Batgirl

Prometheus is not as bad as we pretend it is. Okay, it's a pretty crappy, made-by-committee clustercuss, but damn if the movie wasn't a triumph of production design and hastily scribbled notes o...

7 Ways Apple Is Becoming Nintendo (For Better or Worse)

Full disclosure: I've owned an iPhone since the smartphone launched back in 2007. I've jumped from the first generation hardware, to the 3G, to the 4, to the 5. And with each upgrade, I've gone...

TR Readers Remake This Summer's Movies: Voltron T-Shirt Contest Winner

Who goes home with this handsome pair of Voltron T-shirts? I'll tell you in a moment. But first, the assignment: it was to pitch me an alternate version of any of this summer's big movies (usin...

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