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"Ooh...Ahhh..." That's How Lego Jeff Goldblum Starts in Jurassic World Game Trailer

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

LEGOldblum is here, and nothing will ever be the same again. I think it's time to make some memes. Not just because you could...nay, in this case you definitely should. Chris Pratt's cool, but t...

If You Thought an Actual Reality Show With Zombies Couldn't Happen, Think Again

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

CONtv, a network name that inspires no faith whatsoever (especially once you learn that the Wizard World people are behind it), is an online subscription service designed to provide original ent...

10 Things We Learned From the 1986 Transformers Movie's Original Cast & Crew

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

It's hard to exaggerate the impact that The Transformers: The Movie had on those of us who saw it in the summer of '86. Back then, all I expected was a snazzier version of the TV series. Instead...

It Follows That This Is the Weekend Open Thread

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

I urge horror fans to see It Follows this weekend if it's playing near you. Good directing, good scares and an original creature that's creepy as hell. You may remember my festival review from N...

Bonus Podcast Recording This Weekend: Luke's Mother-in-Law!

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Normally we do the podcast every two weeks, but Martha's coming to town and we figured we'd grab her while we could. In lieu of the usual advice questions, if you have any topics you'd like us...

Paula Deen Has a Mobile App Game for People Who Hate Themselves

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Yikes. It looks like a typical color matching game, except I think we all know Ms. Deen isn't too fond of mixing up colors. So instead you match pieces of food. Presumably instead of a Sugar Cru...

Superhero Nightlight Looks Like Cap Just Threw His Shield at You

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

This actually made me do a double-take at first, but it is apparently a thing now across several licenses - a battery-powered nightlight that looks like something either crashing through your wa...

Good News, Everyone! Penis Transplants Are Possible Now

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Five years in the planning, nine hours of surgery and four months to regain function - but now a South African man who lost his penis in a botched childhood circumcision is no longer dicked over...

New CG Thunderbirds Are Go Trailer - Better Than the Original?

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Like Rob Bricken's persistent phobia of E.T., this is a drum I'm going to keep beating: for all the talk about "uncanny valley" and CG characters that we hear nowadays, nothing about digital car...

Rob Corddry Has a Challenge for Topless Robot Readers

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Earlier this morning, I appeared on an episode of HuffPost live, on which Rob Corddry was the guest. I had a burning question for him that needed answering. He responded with a challenge. I do...

Happy Friday the 13th! Baby Jason and Pam Voorhees Figures Revealed

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Ki-ki-ki, ma-ma-ma! It's a family reunion that will presumably encourage some horror fan somewhere to create the most twisted Nativity scene imaginable. NECA made Pamela Voorhees once before, b...

A Comedy of Racial Politics and The Walking Dead

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

If you came to this site hoping for an intellectual discussion of color-blind paradigms in the United States, and the semiotics of such on popular television events - I'm sorry. For the most par...

TOPLESS ROBOT LIVE! "Sexism or Slander?" Feat. Ariel Schudson and Scott Mendelson

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

On the latest podcast, we discuss: -Scott's history as a writer and box-office analyst, and how Ariel came to be a film archivist and scholar. -How movie marketing today differs - or not - fro...

6 Disney Animation Features I'd Actually Like to See Remade in Live-Action

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

I haven't seen the new Cinderella yet, but friends who have tell me that, against most conceivable odds, it does not suck. This sounds downright shocking, but when I consider that Kenneth Branag...

An International Masculinity Conference Hosted a My Little Pony-Fetish Panel

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

My late great-uncle John, who lived into his nineties, made a career of creating crossword puzzles for The Guardian. It was the newspaper of choice for my English grandparents, and a family tra...

Nothing to Snort at: Powdered Alcohol Just Got Approved by the FDA

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

It sounds so friendly, doesn't it? "Pal-cohol." There are obviously some concerns, with many states moving to ban it preemptively. The product's official website attempts to allay most of them,...

More Lego Simpsons Minifigs! Willie! Comic Book Guy! Professor Frink!

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Comic Book Guy looks very strange without the fat torso overlay, and just a belly painted on the regular body. I'm not going to be hyperbolic and call it Worst Design Choice Ever, but it's...lac...

Singles' Fake Band "Citizen Dick" Will Finally Release a Record

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

Yes, I said record, and semantics matter here - on April 18th, "Record Store Day 2015," the band - made up of Matt Dillon and Pearl Jam's Eddie Vedder, Stone Gossard and Jeff Ament - will releas...

Gareth Edwards Star Wars Standalone Movie Is Called Rogue One; Episode VIII Gets a Date

2 weeks agoHumor : Topless Robot

So, given what we know about the Star Wars universe, best guess is that Rogue One, which will indeed star Felicity Jones, is about a Rebel pilot - though Rogue Squadron is presumably out the wi...

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