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Photoshop Round-Up: Links We Love
Welcome to the weekend! As usual, we've been scouring the web every day looking for the most disastrous disasters, which is how in the past two weeks we've learned that the Pope is magical, the people at WonderBra think underwear should be painted on, and Victoria's Secret has a terrible case of potty mouth. Show More Summary
Cycling Wellington: PATH-ETIC
Upcoming games to be released this year include “Cyclist Tycoon 4,” which allows gamers to place bike paths in photo-realistic locations across the globe while computer-generated “sim-cyclists” traverse your creations with enthusiastic abandon. Show More Summary
MILANOO: STRING THEORY
These daring new leggings can only be found online as part of “The Olive Oyl Collection.”
I guess there could be a girl or two out there with legs both that long and that skinny… Naahhh!
Thanks Ben. You can see the original on the Milanoo site.
IL GIORNALE: PAPAL PUSS
The power of mice compels you! The power of mice compels you! This is no PSD, nor is that cat levitating in mid-air. The Holy Father happens to be a huge Flavor Flav fan. Upon being asked by his staff what he’d like for his birthday,...Show More Summary
JOURNAL de MONTREAL: DUBIOUS DISCOURSE
Pierre’s heroic charge toward the riot police lost some steam when he realized his brick was actually a spoiled two-pound package of cream cheese.
Is that brick from a novelty shop, or is this guy hurling a loaf of pumpernickel? Also,...Show More Summary
FOTOKOCH: APPALLING APPENDAGES
The smart money’s on Norah to bring home Olympic gold in most of the swimming events this summer in London.
Besides the obvious, what is going on with this woman’s right wrist? It looks like it’s bent back and the palm should be up to me. In any case, I’ll wager this girl can flip a perfect omelet every time!
Thanks Robin. You can see the original on the Fotokoch site.
VICTORIA'S SECRET: PROFANITY CALAMITY
If a girl like this ever walked out of the water towards me with that look on her face, yes, that's exactly what I would probably do.
So easily fixed. One wonders if this wasn't without complete purpose on the part of the GA. You know, like the secret penis on the cover of "The Little Mermaid" video. Show More Summary
ASOS: Wonderbra Deceptive Dainties
These look a little too sheer, Francois. Perhaps we should have added a primer coat.
With all the light reflecting off this girl's skin, how is it that those bottoms reflect none whatsoever? Or shadow, for that matter. Maybe it's the same stuff they paint the stealth fighters with.
Thanks Erin. You can see the original on the ASOS Facebook site.
Daily Mail: Seychelles Game
Daily inspections of your very own island go much quicker with the help of your very own hoverboard.
There’s absolutely no excuse for this PSD other than the editor of The Mail wanted a different background than what was in the photo from which Mr. Show More Summary
30 ROCK: ALLEGEDLY ALEC
Baldwin’s character on 30ROCK is indeed hilarious, but still lacks the depth and dimension of his earlier roles in films such as The Shadow and The Edge.
For the record, I think Tina Fey is just as shopped into this background as is our friend Alec, but it’s the lack of color correction on Alec that gives this disaster away. Show More Summary
THE SHOE BOX: SNUG FIT
I know it’s only been a couple of months since I bought Ashlee new sneakers, but she keeps growing out of them.
I’m confused. Is this store trying to market gigantic shoe-shaped sleeping bags, or perhaps alternative bedding for hobbit children? Either way, I’m guessing they won’t let you purchase just the one. Show More Summary
TORCIANO WINERY: TRIPPY TOAST
I don’t know why I feel so tipsy. I’ve only had a single glass. Not sure why the only things that are in focus in this image are the girl and the bicycle, but I’m getting a migraine the longer I look at it. Gonna go out on a limb here...Show More Summary
Photoshop Round-Up: Links We Love
We had an eventful couple of weeks here at Photoshop Disasters, spotting everything from giant smartphones to a chicken-legged Jessica Simpson. We even had another Thing sighting, which always makes our day! Now it's time to turn our attention to the many ways in which our beloved Photoshop has been making headlines 'round the web. Show More Summary
The Five Year Engagement: That Ain't Workin’ !
Hands up if you've been abused by Photoshop? Eww.... Darn.
Thanks to the dozens who've sent this in. You can see the original on the The Five Year Engagement site.
Vaseline: Finger Fumble
Darnell’s gullibility was his worst enemy, most recently landing him in the arena leagues for believing his teammate’s ruse that skin lotion doubled as a superior gripping agent.
Is that a thumb or an index finger? Because if it’s a thumb, then that’s a stump where his ring finger should be. Show More Summary
Der Marathon Mann: Faulty Footwork
Commerzbank CEO Martin Blessing pauses his discussion of the weakening Euro to answer a question regarding his recent bungee jumping mishap. This is no German banker. This is Sideshow Bob come to life! Either that, or somebody planted his Testonis a smidge too close to a moving steamroller. Show More Summary
Daily Mail: iPhony
I don’t wanna play Peek-a-boo. I wanna play Angry Birds!
Either somebody came up with an app that turns the iPhone into a holographic baby monitor, or somebody requires some remedial training in relative scale. And while it’s quite possible...Show More Summary
ASOS: Wasted Waist
This daring new style designed with the
more-discerning mutant in mind was all the rage at the recent Milan Fashion
Show.
Thanks Raffaella. You can see the original on the ASOS site.
John Lewis: Skills On Strike
Seems like John Lewis is a little confused as to when they
should and shouldn’t use Photoshop.
Have we missed any disasters here? I currently see 1 instance where they failed using Photoshop and 2 where they should have used it. Should those red chairs be there or did they forget to Photoshop them out?
Thanks Rob for the great find. Show More Summary
Möbelpiraten: Breach of Reach
Vorteil 3: All medical expenses covered should one of your own limbs be horribly disfigured as a result of attempting to install our cheap mismatched cabinet parts yourself.
Without question, this young lady’s arm cannot be so freakishly long. Show More Summary