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That One Kid In High School Who Had A Hearing Aid: We Check And See How Bad His Hearing Is Now
47 U. MAJORIS STAR SYSTEM—Roughly 18 months after discovering the collection of common Earth sounds contained on the golden record placed aboard the Voyager probe NASA launched in 1977, extraterrestrial Richard Ellinger, 237, admitted Friday...
A new DVR sold by the Dish Network comes with the capability to pass over ads and is sending shockwaves through the television industry.
MIAMI—After straining his abdominal muscles, Miami power forward Chris Bosh will be out indefinitely in what appears to be a severe case of poetic justice for his arrogant and presumptive team, sources close to the Heat confirmed Tuesday. An MRI per...
Local Man Shot With Girly Pistol
New Vikings Stadium's Retractable Base Moves Structure To Los Angeles As Needed
Man Wearing Red Glasses, Pink Pants Probably Dutch Or Something
CHICAGO—Defending their newly acquired wideout Brandon Marshall, multiple members of the Chicago Bears organization came forward this week claiming they would want him on their side in a barroom brawl with a woman.
Kristen Anderson and James Greene, both of Austin, TX, were married Friday at the city's newest wedding truck.
Last week, President Obama announced he is now in favor of gay marriage and said his stance had evolved over the past two years. Here are some of the evolutionary stages of Obama's opinion: Nov. 30, 2008:
Democrats charge that Republican members of Congress are preventing the passage of the bills by moving very slowly.
LOS ANGELES—Veteran LAPD detective James Russo, 49, reluctantly admitted to reporters Thursday that the pedophile he is currently on the trail of is the best he's seen in his 30 years on the force.
For the first time in U.S. history, the number of minority babies outstripped the number of white babies.
Top Names For Skrillex's Haircut
Following a speech in Washington, former president George W. Bush offered an impromptu endorsement of candidate Mitt Romney to reporters.
PIKEVILLE, TN—According to Hormel-plant breakroom sources, if the Puerto Ricans and the Mexicans and the Orientals and the blacks don't stop having all those babies, whites will be a minority in their own goddamn country as early as 2010.
BALTIMORE—Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood went off on a 22-centimeter-wide, 8-centimeter-deep pothole Wednesday, calling it a "goddamn disgrace" and a "real piece of work that's out to make [him] look like a fool."...
German Luftwaffle Chain Offers Waffles, Overwhelming Air Superiority
Spurs, Celtics Begin Stiff-Legged Lurch to the Finals
Dear The Onion, Your review of The Avengers movie is completely off base. Jeremy Renner totally nailed Hawkeye. Jeff Hauser, Hermiston, O