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Blog Profile / Hipster Runoff


URL :http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/
Filed Under:Lifestyle Choices / Hipsters
Posts on Regator:4895
Posts / Week:14
Archived Since:April 11, 2008

Blog Post Archive

Do all festival lineups EVER CREATED effing suck?

Every festival lineup ever TOTALLY EFFING SUCKS. FROM THIS DAY FORWARD AND EVERY LINEUP THAT WAS EVER RELEASED MUSIC FESTIVALS HAVE NEVER 'NAILED IT' NOR DO THEY EVER HAVE A CHANCE 2. ARE MUSIC FESTIVAL LINEUPS 'EFFING DOOMED'? The lineup...Show More Summary

I am depressed that there will be no holograms at Coachella 2013.

I remember last year Every1 was buzzing abt 2pac still being alive [via hologram] [via the Coachella] Now I see the 2k13 lineup Sure, there's plenty of relevant buzzbands playing live tunes in the picturesque city of Indio, CA But unfortunately There...Show More Summary

Is Giovanna Plowman the ultimate embodiment of tween fame perception? [The Girl Who Sucked Her Tampon]

One of the disorienting aspects about 'growing up' is how your perception of 'fame' evolves. If you are relatively smart/self-aware, you begin to deconstruct the contextual mechanisms that create and sustain 'fame.' Eventually, you find yourself feeling a little bit silly for worshipping athletes, singers, and humans with notoriety. Show More Summary

How do u break thru the noise of the internet?

How do u break thru the noise of the internet? Not 4 the sake of $$$$$$ [via mad hitz] but returning to the pure vibes of Feelings on the Internet Do voices on the internet still resonate with ppl? Or do we now only follow ppl to 'hate...Show More Summary

TREND WATCH 2k13: Michelle Obama cuts her bangs. Are BANGS still alt or lamestream?

HIPSTER RUNOFF used 2 document relevant alt trends U know, like BANGS RECORD HATS perfect alt breasts and bros who are unchill and AZN Does n e 1 remember 'bangs'? Girls used 2 cut them so their hair sat in a straight line on their forehead. Some...Show More Summary

Skrillex's hair catches on fire. Is this an omen 4 the dubstep EDM scene?

Happy Birthday dear #Sonny (That is what his real friends call him) Happy Birthday tooo youuu (OH MY GOD!) [via the sample from 'Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites'] Skrillex, bb! Ur hair caught on fire! If only all of ur close friendsShow More Summary

Do bros only go 2 concerts in hopes of rubbing their erect penises on girls?

Sometimes I wonder 'Is live music REALLY that special?' 'Why do we care abt seeing songs live?' 'Do we even rlly want 2 see bands?' The answer is most likely, "NO." o all of those questions but we go 2 concerts not 2 be lonely and we...Show More Summary

Does Anne Hathaway want 2 be Lena Dunham or does Lena Dunham want 2 be Anne Hathaway?

Do u evr wonder Who wants 2 be who? Does Anne Hathaway want 2 be Lena Dunham? Or does Lena Dunham want 2 be Anne Hathaway? 2 women hated/loved 4 different reasons but r we looking @ the same woman? Does Anne Hathaway want 2 be Lena Dunham? Or...Show More Summary

Why all female bloggers & oversharers should h8 Lena Dunham

Since 2k8, the alt internet has been plagued by excessive oversharing masquerading as some sort of hyper-revelatory think-piece which serves as a larger metaphor for a Gen-Y existence. Young females write about 'feeling awkward' the first time they gave a blowjob. Show More Summary

NSFW: Alt Slutwaver Brooke Candy hits rock bottom, forced 2 get naked in new music video

Brooke Candy burst on 2 the scene in some dumb Grimes video because she looked like a futuristic slutwaver. Now she is trying to become some sort of slutwave rapper. A complete disgrace to 'the game' if I believed that hiphop/rap was...Show More Summary

Beyonce ToTaLLy rides SLUTWAVES with sexi UNDERBOOB photoshoot!

Beyonce BB! If I had 2 guess, I would say u NEVER had a BB! Blue Ivey Carter CANNOT be real! Defanately an ALIEN BABY bc I can't see stretch marks ANYWHERE! Ur gonna have 2 share ur post-baby weight loss secrets with me even though I never had a baby and I probably weight 2x as much as u without a second human inside of me. Show More Summary

Wild Nothing was the most relevant & authentic band of 2k12

In 2k12, I fell out of love with the indie music scene. My mind became clouded with the rise of the undeserving buzzbands, the broken way that blogs think they are supposed to post as much bullshit as possible, and my own drive to 'stay alive' by blogging abt shit that I don't even care about. Show More Summary

If ur not willing 2 #cut4 n e thing, ur not living 4 n e thing. #cut4bieber

Sometimes I wonder how much i rlly care abt n e thing If I truly feel 'passionate' abt n e thing If I would die 4 n e thing or n e 1 Am I truly willing #cut4 anything? Bleed myself slowly 2 death Bc I believe in something? Bc I Maybe...Show More Summary

FUCK The Lumineers (and all that other Mumford & Sons Civil-War-Wave sounding bullshit)

WHO THE EFF ARE THE LUMINEERS? EFF THE LUMINEERS AND ALL THESE GODDAMN POST-COUNTRY-TWEE-HONKIE-DRANKIN-BEER-AT-A-FESTIVAL BANDS OOOHHH BOY! Let's go down to that music festival and listen to dat der bango and those young'ns sure doShow More Summary

Does 'alt' even exist n e more?

Sometimes I wonder Does 'alt' even exist n e more? What happened 2 'counterculture'? Did it die bc we thought it was a global scene connected on the internet and now the internet is mnstrm? How do we survive being on the last chapter...Show More Summary

Good nite, Sweet 2k12.

Sigh... 2k12... Where did u go? I have not evolved I am not a better person I have accomplished nothing Will 2k13 'save' me? Will 2k13 'save' indie? Will 2k13 'save' culture? Will 2k13 'save' alt? Or are we all dying? 2k13: Documenting...Show More Summary

Jared Leto is still a woman, still skinny... still close 2 dying?

Jared BB. I'm still worried abt u. U've lost so much weight and u turned in2 a woman It's like ur turning from a rock god o some druggie-wave BB It's like ur turning from ? o ? Ur mother is worried abt u. We're all worried abt u. Jared,...Show More Summary

Zooey Deschanel makes cheesy duckface, tries to look like sexting tween

Quack Quack Selfie Quack ZoZo Quack Quack Selfie Quack ZoZo Duckface Quack Quack Selfie Quack ZoZo Quack Quack Selfie Quack ZoZo Duckface Quack Quack Selfie Quack ZoZo Quack Quack Selfie Quack ZoZo Duckface Quack Quack Selfie Quack Show More Summary

COMPLETE RECAP of the 121212 Benefit Concert [Gathering of the Honkies]

First of all, #RestoreTheShore. Having said that, a group of elderly honkies who 'represent American Music' got 2gether 2 have a benefit show 2 raise money 4 restoring the shore. I guess they raised money, which is good, but at the same...Show More Summary

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