Blog Profile / Indecision Forever
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| Archived Since: | April 15, 2008 | |
Blog Post Archive
Mayor Bloomberg's War on Vibrators
Who elected Michael Bloomberg Mayor of What We Put Inside Our Bodies? Nobody. That's who. If you're not free to mainline sugar water then what good is freedom? If democracy means you have to play hide-and-seek with fake teat milk, then democracy can suck it! And now the good people of NYC can't even stand [...]
DNC Plans Saddest, Creepiest Romney-Stalking Bus Tour Imaginable
Oh, come on, Democratic National Committee! I know you've had self-esteem issues in the past, but both of us know that you're better than this. I mean, you have to be, because no one is this pathetic. I didn't want to say anything, but even the Ron Paul people are looking down at you for [...]
Tweet Untweet: Geezer Test
I'm so old I can remember when Romney was going to run exclusively on the economy and avoid hot-button social issues — Daniel Gross (@grossdm) August 9, 2012
Nancy Pelosi Sees Ghosts in the White House, Doesn't Call the Ghostbusters
Speaking in front of the Women's Political Committee, Nancy Pelosi — House Minority Leader and Bizarro Michele Bachmann — claimed she saw the spirits of Suffragette icons in the White House materialize before her and heard them say, "At last we have a seat at the table." Susan B. Anthony must be rolling over in [...]
Stephen Colbert Looks at Barack Obama's War on Pizza
"14 cents? 14 cents?! That's three times the value of a Papa John's pizza!" – Stephen Colbert on skyrocketing pizza costs The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30/10:30c.
Quote Unquote: Running on Fumes
Rudy Giuliani on Barack Obama's campaign strategy…. "You know, Clinton ran on welfare reform, producing 100,000 cops on the street. Reagan ran on Morning in America. He's running on: 'Gee, I haven't been president for the last four years, and Romney's a bum.' ". Yeah, but he's doing it with a pretty slick [...]
Newt Gingrich to Teach at "Newt University"
Newt Gingrich will not have a speaking role at this year's Republican National Convention, so if you derive satisfaction from being sternly talked down to by a tubby older gentleman, you are going to have to pay for that, you sickos. Unless, that is, you find yourself in a series of workshops the Romney campaign [...]
Tweet Untweet: Obama with an Eye Patch and Goatee
SuperPACs are the convenient evil twins of presidential campaigns. "It wasn't me! It was the guy who looks just like me who has no ethics!" — jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) August 9, 2012
Missouri Voters Finally Continue to Have "Right to Pray" in Public
Finally! After years and years of being allowed to pray at home, at work, at school, in the public square on television, the good God-fearing people of Missouri went to the polls and finally gave themselves the right to continue expressing their religious faith to their heart's content… The so-called "right to pray" amendment to the Missouri Constitution [...]
Romney Ad Outsources Footage of Ohio to Oklahoma
Last week Mitt Romney released an ad featuring a man telling a story of how General Motors ended his line of credit and shut down his dealership following the 2009 restructuring of the auto industry. Beyond the irony of Romney campaigning against the shutdown of dealerships after writing an op-ed headlined "Let Detroit Go Bankrupt," there's one [...]
Mitt Romney Crashes Jewish Wedding
You, like most people, may not find Mitt Romney cool. But just listen to one reporter's account of a wild ride in his motorcade… Hitting speeds of up to 90 mph at times, the motorcade made what had been scheduled as a 61-minute drive in roughly 45 minutes on a route that took us along [...]
Tweet Untweet: Romney Goes Green Jacket
Romney announces "Women For Mitt" coalition. The first event will be held at the men-only Augusta National Country Club. — Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) August 8, 2012
Mitt Romney Is as Unpopular as You Think He Is
Alas. The perils of nominating a candidate with a lot of experience as a business leader but very little experience behaving like a flesh person… Mitt Romney is laboring under the lowest personal popularity ratings for a presumptive presidential nominee in midsummer election-year polls back to 1984… Forty percent of Americans overall view Romney favorably, [...]
Our Endorsements: Some Barry We Used to Know
Funny or Die laments the Obama we used to know. Romney's spin room spins into oblivion. Hillary dropping it as though it were hot. Here's a compilation of politicians losing it. This makes me very happy that "Barbie" rhymes with "Romney." It's not at all uncanny how much this [...]
Stephen Colbert on Unprecedented Media Access to Mitt Romney's Life
"Unprecedented wall-to-wall coverage of the real Mitt Romney. Warning: If you have a heart condition or are pregnant… go ahead and watch." – Stephen Colbert The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30/10:30c.
Dancing Politicians [GALLERY]
The Internet's abuzz after seeing footage of Hillary Clinton dancing during a trip to South Africa. Of course, she's not the only politician who likes to get down, as William and Cheryl Marcus and Michele demonstrated. Click through for more!. See the full gallery here.. Photo by Tom Williams – Contributor/CQ-Roll Call Group/Getty [...]
Romney Campaign Alarms Conservatives by Admitting to Policy Accomplishment
Appearing on Fox News, Mitt Romney campaign spokesperson Andrea Saul pushed back against a Priorities USA ad that linked Bain Capital to the cancer death of a laid-off steelworker's wife (this is where we are in the campaign cycle, guys), which is a bit scurrilous, as there's no evidence to suggest that Romney has literally murdered anyone. Did Saul counterattack by [...]
Tweet Untweet: Republican Space Program
Barack Obama is in the White House and a robot is on Mars. Republicans hoping to pull off the ol' switcharoo. — JDCrowe2 (@Crowetoons) August 7, 2012
"Jersey Shore" Cast Discusses the Finer Points of Political Theory
Say what you will about this Funny or Die clip of MTV's Jersey Shore cast talking politics, but it's about the level of discourse you'll find on Fox News Sunday. And the acting is maybe a little more believable… In case you're not yet registered to vote — no judgement, maybe you've just been busy [...]
The Best/Worst YouTube Comments From Hillary Clinton's Dancing Video
The video of Hillary Clinton dancing in South Africa is the political equivalent of videos of kittens playing in boxes. It's a little silly, a little funny, but ultimately harmless and pleasant. See? It's like watching your incredibly accomplished mom take a break from making sure no one hates America more than usual, throwing on [...]