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Blog Post Archive
Inside the Head of a Female Being Hit On by a Douche
By SMBC Theater Published: June 14th, 2013
The 5 Most Insane Things Ever Accomplished in a Video Game
By Seanbaby Published: June 14th, 2013 Video games are many things to many people. You and I might use games to show our girlfriends where they are on our list of priorities, but scientists and psychologists are using them to cure depression, cancer, lazy eye syndrome, and gay bullying. J
4 Surefire Ways to Ruin the Mood During Any Sexual Encounter
By Felix Clay Published: June 14th, 2013 Stockbyte/Stockbyte/Getty Images There are as many ways to have sex as there are people in the world, which of course is incorrect, and I can back that statement up in no way whatsoever. I'd say maybe there are as many ways to have sex as there are P
The 6 Most Horrifying Health Foods in the World
By Chan Teik Onn Published: June 14th, 2013 We don't want to come off as ignorant of other cultures. After all, if we eat the eggs of chickens, can we still get grossed out by jellied moose nose? Yes. Yes we can. We can't help it. All of the following dishes are considered healthy in their nat
5 Bad Ideas for Dealing With Bullies You Learned in Movies
By CRACKED Staff Published: September 29th, 2011
4 Ways to Hold the Douchiest Wedding of All Time
By David Christopher Bell Published: June 13th, 2013 You probably know Sean Parker as the guy Justin Timberlake played in The Social Network. Remember him? He helped make Napster and was a huge dick to Spider-Man. Anyway, to demonstrate that he has zero interest in distancing himself from that doucheta
4 Commonplace Technologies That Every Movie Still Gets Wrong
By Luis Prada Published: June 13th, 2013 Hollywood has a long history of using cutting-edge technology to produce some of the most eye-popping visuals you'll ever see while simultaneously telling stories filled with a complete misunderstanding of everyday technology. For every incredible cr
5 Things Every Game Company Gets Wrong About Gamers
By David Wong Published: June 13th, 2013 Quick: Guess which one of these is the real LeBron James, and which is a state-of-the-art rendering as seen on the upcoming video game systems: YouTube I don't know, either. But that was just one of the amazing new games shown at the annual E3 show t
5 Hilarious Ways Corporate Twitter Accounts Go Wrong
By John Cheese Published: June 13th, 2013 How many times have you rolled your eyes this week at some dumbass corporate ad on Twitter or Facebook or any one of a billion other social media knockoffs? It's always the same plastic attempt to appear like they fit in with the Internet crowd, whil
5 (Thankfully) Extinct Giant Versions of Modern Animals
By Fred Zhu Published: June 13th, 2013 As we've pointed out before, a lot of the animals we see today used to be much larger in olden times. Like, a LOT larger. Also, a lot meaner, hungrier, and ripped-straight-from-our-nightmares-ier. So, in case you've been sleeping well these past few
4 Stories That Prove The Cracked Staff Fights Dirty
By CRACKED Staff Published: June 12th, 2013
20 Terrifying Facts Food Companies Don't Want You to Know
By CRACKED Readers Published: June 12th, 2013 You know all those fluorescent orange chips, and fruit shaped candy you stuff down your gullet aren't good for you. But what's mind-blowing is just how diabolical the people who sell you junk food are when it comes to getting you hooked. We asked our
4 Ways the Internet is About to Improve Entertainment
By Robert Brockway Published: June 12th, 2013 If you take the cultural temperature of the Internet (rectally, of course), you'll find it pretty cool on modern day media, overall. Movies are stale. TV is predictable. Games are repetitious. Books are, I don't know, inbred or something. The point i
The 5 Most Ludicrously Expensive Items in Online Gaming
By Luke McKinney Published: June 12th, 2013 Video games are pretending that their coins are real, and it's working. People are paying real money for pretend items. That's like catching STDs just from watching Jersey Shore. Paying for video game items is like paying child support for a wet drea
5 Beloved Celebrities Who Were Nothing Like You Think
By Dennis Fulton Published: June 12th, 2013 When famous people transcend famous-peoplehood and become icons, their personalities will often be reduced to one defining characteristic: Abraham Lincoln was as honest as he was tall, Mahatma Gandhi was as peaceful as he was short, etc. But famous p
4 Reasons To Be Angrier That The NSA is Tapping Your Phone
By David Christopher Bell Published: June 11th, 2013 In an outrageous attack on the privacy of the National Security Agency, last week ex-security contractor Edward Snowden leaked -- among many things -- a super secret court order in which the NSA asked to obtain millions of phone records from American
23 Things You'd REALLY Do if the World Was Ending Tomorrow
By CRACKED Readers Published: June 11th, 2013 We asked our readers to show us how they'd spend their last 24 hours on this planet. Not surprisingly, we are a little disturbed by the results. The winner is below, but first the runners-up...
4 Wise Proverbs That Need to Be Revised for the Modern World
By Soren Bowie Published: June 11th, 2013 Language needs a maid. It keeps accruing new words and phrases compulsively while never taking the time to throw out the old stuff, like a frenzied desperate hoarder who is doomed to be crushed one day by its own toppling stacks of ancient dictionari
4 'Classic' Albums That Get More Praise Than They Deserve
By Adam Tod Brown Published: June 11th, 2013 No matter how expansive and varied a musician or band's catalog of albums may be, for those at the highest levels of popularity, there's always that one album that everyone talks about more than others. In some cases, it's very much warranted. Purple
5 Huge Mistakes Nobody Noticed for a Shockingly Long Time
By Evan V. Symon Published: June 11th, 2013 Everyone makes mistakes. You misspell a word on an important assignment, you forget to put the gas cap back on before driving home from the Shell station, and Frank Langella agrees to play Skeletor in the Masters of the Universe movie. However, somet