Blog Profile / Dooce

Filed Under:Lifestyle / Parenting
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Archived Since:April 22, 2008

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Mommy blogging, 101

If only those random strangers on Facebook could see THIS post. HOOOOOO!

Head first into the season ahead

Even a post about autumnal comfort gets derailed. It's okay, though. I saw my therapist and she said it's good that I don't own any weapons.


This one goes out to Miss Zoot, a source of personal inspiration. Thank you.

On a morning in October

3 weeks agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

I blame that goddamn Adele song for putting me in a mood of total appreciation and gratitude. Well, after it made me bawl for two days straight.

It’s the most horrible time of the year!

4 weeks agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

You could totally pin the shit out of this image, would you look at that.

Allergic to costume season

last monthLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

If you ever see me wearing a costume it will be inside an ER because the resulting rash will have crawled inside my throat and asphyxiated me.

Aging somewhat gracefully

last monthLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

"And was baptized by immersion, in Judea long ago..."

The women who inspire me to run

last monthLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

These are the faces of women who have set out to improve maternal mortality rates in this country.

I’m supposed to be raising money for a half marathon, but I had to do this one first

last monthLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

I'm going to lure you with this innocent picture of Coco into a deranged and diagnosable seven-minute span of my day. Let's do this.

I have wifi on a plane, have not slept in three days, and so this happened

2 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

I could have watched a movie on this flight but instead I had a few hours alone to write and it feels so amazing that I feel like I'm flying. OH WAIT.

In spite of so much

2 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

She'll chase baseballs and lacrosse balls and now BYU footballs which she is determined to figure out how to pick up with her mouth.

Jumping head first into October

2 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

Why I am looking forward to colder weather for the first time in... ever?

Did I ever tell you about that one time?

2 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

The pins I stick in a map of where I have traveled are starting to look like a severe case of acne.

I put words on my blog

2 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

It is yet again that time of year, I just realized. Which could explain why I feel like I just guzzled a pitcher of fire.


2 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

If you can't say, "Hairy vaginas," well then fuck 'em.

From my childhood to theirs

3 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

I now have figurines to help facilitate the lessons I will teach my children about certain online behavior.

I gotta go back

3 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

"Woe is me, all summer long I was happy and free. Save my soul, the board of education took away my parole."

A landscape 7,600 miles away

3 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

Touching base as I recover from one of the worse cases of jet lag I've ever experienced.

Up by Silver Fork

4 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

Having a rare Hansel and Gretel moment when I could have one every day if I'd just make the damn time.

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