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|Archived Since:||April 22, 2008|
If only those random strangers on Facebook could see THIS post. HOOOOOO!
Even a post about autumnal comfort gets derailed. It's okay, though. I saw my therapist and she said it's good that I don't own any weapons.
This one goes out to Miss Zoot, a source of personal inspiration. Thank you.
The cautionary tale strikes again.
I blame that goddamn Adele song for putting me in a mood of total appreciation and gratitude. Well, after it made me bawl for two days straight.
You could totally pin the shit out of this image, would you look at that.
If you ever see me wearing a costume it will be inside an ER because the resulting rash will have crawled inside my throat and asphyxiated me.
"And was baptized by immersion, in Judea long ago..."
These are the faces of women who have set out to improve maternal mortality rates in this country.
I'm going to lure you with this innocent picture of Coco into a deranged and diagnosable seven-minute span of my day. Let's do this.
I could have watched a movie on this flight but instead I had a few hours alone to write and it feels so amazing that I feel like I'm flying. OH WAIT.
She'll chase baseballs and lacrosse balls and now BYU footballs which she is determined to figure out how to pick up with her mouth.
Why I am looking forward to colder weather for the first time in... ever?
The pins I stick in a map of where I have traveled are starting to look like a severe case of acne.
It is yet again that time of year, I just realized. Which could explain why I feel like I just guzzled a pitcher of fire.
If you can't say, "Hairy vaginas," well then fuck 'em.
I now have figurines to help facilitate the lessons I will teach my children about certain online behavior.
"Woe is me, all summer long I was happy and free. Save my soul, the board of education took away my parole."
Touching base as I recover from one of the worse cases of jet lag I've ever experienced.
Having a rare Hansel and Gretel moment when I could have one every day if I'd just make the damn time.