Blog Profile / Dooce

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Archived Since:April 22, 2008

Blog Post Archive

What institutionalized racism looks like inside our system of education

last monthLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

"She trusted us to have his best interest at heart and she trusted us to know the care he required. Calling the police for him was wrong, it was a mistake, and it was racist."

The sun’s so bright, I gotta wear shades

last monthLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

It's my most favorite season of the year (to bundle up and show up to the pool dressed as if I'm about to shovel snow).

Something, anything

last monthLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

Even if you're doing it wrong, you're doing it. So do it.

Father’s Day 2016

2 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

Not included in this list of ideas is a the nudge certain fathers need to adopt modern technology. Although I will give my father credit: he finally caved and is using his dishwasher.

I ran the 2016 Boston Marathon and all I got was a unicorn

3 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

I didn't even notice that a unicorn was on the medal until Marlo pointed this out to me IS HOW DEPLETED I AM.

Some feelings about a movie that will get me writing again, perhaps

3 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

I'd call this Part One of my Boston Marathon experience, but that part started the day I did my first long run.

Hello from the other side

3 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

That March Equinox has had a very long and debilitating shadow.

You wouldn’t like me when I’m hungry

4 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

Various answers to questions about the boatloads of fuel I've used to train for a marathon WAIT. I'm running a marathon again?! WTF.

Team Wheatcroft

5 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

Meet Simon Wheatcroft, my companion in the 2016 Boston Marathon, he who runs for the pursuit of the challenge. And donuts.

T-Minus 20 days

5 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

They refer to next few weeks as "tapering," but I call it "holy shit it's time to freak the fuck out."

“A manic rambling spiral into a not great place”

5 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

When the Internet concern trolls you and calls you crazy, you turn that shit into a podcast.

A list of three things that are a list

5 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

The headline of this post should lead you to believe that I have finally put "fear of writing titles" far behind me.

Three friendships you need to reconsider when traveling to Australia

6 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

My friends are reading this and going, "Wait, she's not referring me, is she?" All except one. That friend is nodding smugly.

“I wear my heart on my mouth”

7 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

Three ways to tell the woman in your life, "Look! I don't take you for granted ALL of the time!"


7 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

I was ging to write a short feature about a friend's book I really love, and this is what happened.

From here to the finish line in Boston

7 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

I said I'd never do this again, that this was by far worse than an unmedicated childbirth, but some things are far more important than a few hours of concentrated pain.

The life-changing magic of shut the hell up

7 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

If I asked, "Does this bring me joy" about every item in my home, a good 40-50% of the time my kids would end up in the recycling bin.

My favorite book of 2015

8 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

Make reading this one of your resolutions for the new year. If you don't believe in resolutions, this is worth changing your mind.

Other than seeing Star Wars, what else could he possibly want?

8 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

Most guys are going out to see that damn movie today, so just shove yours out the door and go, "Have some popcorn. It's on me."

Where’s winter? Here’s your winter

8 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

I spent four hours of my day shoveling snow out of my driveway and clearing the sidewalks, so those who are super happy about this storm can suck it.

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