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|Archived Since:||April 22, 2008|
"Last night I sat there struggling with the duty I have to destroy that innocent notion of hers, a notion born of my ignorance and my privilege, the privilege shared by so many other well-intentioned but naive white parents."
No, Paleolithic humans did not drink lattes, and they were grumpy and aggressive as shit.
Glad tidings of great joy Coco brings to her ailing sheep.
Sharing my bed with the other kid this week.
I'm sure that there are at least fifty posts on my site with that title, but this one... this one really deserves it.
Gifts with a little more warmth than anything plastic or sporting a screen.
I know it's not as cold as it is in Minnesota, CAROL. But winter is over a month away and this weather is bullshit.
"I knew I couldn’t call the police because that would frighten him even more, and so the quickest and best solution for everyone involved was to get him inside his house."
I am going out today and buying her fingerless gloves, jelly bracelets and an Atari.
If you need a place to hide a dead body, I'm sure I won't be raking this giant sea of leaves for at least another week.
My family's loyalties are serious, as is the magnificent spread they cook for Thanksgiving. Not going to risk missing out.
I cannot believe I got this done today given the amount of absolute mayhem going on around me, but the tweets are my favorite part of this one.
It is time for a crash course in Duran Duran, Prince, Bananarama, Culture Club and Eurythmics.
I know I said I would never run again, but have I mentioned that I'm fascinated by pain?
Now this is just getting ridiculous and out of hand.
My doctor made a comedic reference to a "pain journal" not knowing that he just summed up an entire industry.
If anyone has a kid who is working on a leaf collection, I might have one or two lying around.
Now that I think about it, I'm not sure if I had to insert a single modesty patch this summer.
Inspired by a nail color that I now want to climb into like a blanket and wrap around my body.
Now I'm beginning to wonder how many people could find Utah on a map CASEY I'M LOOKING DIRECTLY AT YOU.