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Blog Profile / Dooce

Filed Under:Lifestyle / Parenting
Posts on Regator:3464
Posts / Week:9.9
Archived Since:April 22, 2008

Blog Post Archive

A year in landscapes, 2014

3 days agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

The second installment of a new tradition: snapshots of Utah every month for a year.

Christmas mascot

4 days agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

This ornament is going to make my friend Leah so goddamn happy. Better than a gif of a naked baby bear dancing to the Bee Gees.

Last Minute Ideas, Holiday 2014

4 days agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

A gift guide that somehow ends up being about the obvious benefits of consensual homosexual polygamy.

Some people say there’s a golden light

Because I got really, really tired of explaining again and again that I do not get Minecraft, and no, I cannot help you.

Top fifteen tracks of 2014

My favorite songs of the very limited collection of new music I got to discover this year.

Well, what do you know

This season of illness is so not fucking around.

Things to consider if you really are considering adopting a dog

Just because she can't balance anything on her head doesn't mean she's completely useless.


I'm starting to change my mind about warning you to avoid adopting a herding dog.

Holiday for the Kids, 2014

If anyone gifts my 5-yr-old an object that makes or plays music, I will personally see to it that Santa takes a giant shit in their stocking.

Life lessons

Of course it snowed the morning that Marlo started feeling better. You could say that's just her luck, but I will say IT'S JUST UTAH.

James Dean daydream look in his eye

It's only because of his age that I am not making him model entire outfits.

Around the lodge

2 weeks agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

The tiny corner of the high desert that I managed to see during daylight.

My beat poet

2 weeks agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

This season has not been kind to my child in terms of illness, but she has so much content to pull from for her eventual award-winning collection of poetry.

Holiday for Him, 2014

2 weeks agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

This should also include a DVD of hundreds of episodes of "Scooby-Doo" in case he gets sick and needs you to help him sip Gatorade.

The ornamenting

2 weeks agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

A tradition with my girls that delights this dog year after year, this season in particular.

Annual holiday bokeh

2 weeks agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

When I asked the girls if we should get a real tree this year Leta said, "That seems like a lot of work." Only ask Leta her opinion if you really want to hear it.

Sunrise from the west

2 weeks agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

For Gail, Jeannie, Erin, Diane, Casey, Suzie and Shelley, the Badass Beauties.

Down, set, hut!

3 weeks agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

I'd actually encourage her to take this up over the violin any day of the week.

Wherein my child resembles her uncle

3 weeks agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

Before you judge me, remember that the other one I raised was deconstructing Shakespeare at her age and negotiating peace treaties between warring nations.

The Hogan girls

3 weeks agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

I don't get to spend nearly enough quality time with this part of my family, but when I do I'm reminded of the standard that has been set.

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