Blog Profile / Dooce


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Filed Under:Lifestyle / Parenting
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Posts / Week:6.7
Archived Since:April 22, 2008

Blog Post Archive

My ailing Butternut

6 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

Sharing my bed with the other kid this week.

UGHHHHHHH

6 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

I'm sure that there are at least fifty posts on my site with that title, but this one... this one really deserves it.

Gifts with a bit of loving touch

6 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

Gifts with a little more warmth than anything plastic or sporting a screen.

A portrait of fall

6 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

I know it's not as cold as it is in Minnesota, CAROL. But winter is over a month away and this weather is bullshit.

This village of ours

6 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

"I knew I couldn’t call the police because that would frighten him even more, and so the quickest and best solution for everyone involved was to get him inside his house."

Time after time

6 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

I am going out today and buying her fingerless gloves, jelly bracelets and an Atari.

Winter chores

6 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

If you need a place to hide a dead body, I'm sure I won't be raking this giant sea of leaves for at least another week.

Put me back on the guest list, Mom

6 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

My family's loyalties are serious, as is the magnificent spread they cook for Thanksgiving. Not going to risk missing out.

Stuff I found while looking around

6 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

I cannot believe I got this done today given the amount of absolute mayhem going on around me, but the tweets are my favorite part of this one.

Girls, they wanna

6 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

It is time for a crash course in Duran Duran, Prince, Bananarama, Culture Club and Eurythmics.

Fun for the whole family!

6 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

I know I said I would never run again, but have I mentioned that I'm fascinated by pain?

Dirty old man

6 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

Now this is just getting ridiculous and out of hand.

Thank god my signature already resembles chicken scratch

6 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

My doctor made a comedic reference to a "pain journal" not knowing that he just summed up an entire industry.

Our new shag carpet arrived

6 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

If anyone has a kid who is working on a leaf collection, I might have one or two lying around.

Someone has taken a liking to fall

6 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

Now that I think about it, I'm not sure if I had to insert a single modesty patch this summer.

Tis the season

6 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

Inspired by a nail color that I now want to climb into like a blanket and wrap around my body.

Way out there somewhere

6 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

Now I'm beginning to wonder how many people could find Utah on a map CASEY I'M LOOKING DIRECTLY AT YOU.

The beginning of an ironic yet worthwhile tradition

6 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

You could make the argument that it’s ironic that I’m starting a tradition around the mission of fighting hunger when both of my kids don’t like to eat. And you’d be right.

When the new frames came in

7 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

Would you have a look at this, those of you who have been reading me since she was born.

Professor Chuckles

7 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

Do not even think about answering your geography questions in incomplete sentences are you even kidding.

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