Blog Profile / Dooce

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Archived Since:April 22, 2008

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Flashback Friday

My little baby Bobo, innocent and perfect in every possible way.

Little details

There was this one time when I posed with a baby elephant on the side of the road in Thailand, and I'm still making monthly donations to a refuge in an effort to apologize.

Oh, you bet I was called in my youth

When quality "me" time goes horribly wrong at the hands of religious children's songs.

Drac Limelight

Oh god, I just read that this plant grows well in "low" light. Will be rearranging things shortly.

Smarter than a fifth grader

On behalf of all her classmates who probably whittled down seven pencils each trying to figure out that math problem.

Fog and rain and inversion, oh my!

Wherein I the cashier at the grocery store and I become best friends forever.

Oh, that’s right

Just one of the many items in her impressive arsenal.

For your weekend

He never knew how adventurous his life would be when that woman dropped him off at the ASPCA all those years ago.

“We want to run so that others don’t have to”

I've put on my running shoes again and am promising not to regale you with tales of inevitable injuries.

The secret sidekicks of history

Find out why Louis Armstrong wore a Star of David around his neck for most of his life.

Beautiful contradictions

One tiny exchange that exemplifies what it is like to live with this kid.

Mirror mirror

Changing up the decor a bit is clearly upsetting the locals.

Thou shalt not blog about thy dauther’s fifth grade class

When I get called into the principal's office for this I will become yet another cautionary tale.

For our good intentions

You went to the gym yesterday for the first time in a long time, admit it. You did.

And a happy new year

The rest of us are getting back to work, why shouldn't they?

An educational holiday

For the child who will look at the word "blue" and say, "That spells 'waffle with syrup.'"


May not be safe for younger audiences because I was all, to hell with a modesty patch.

2014 in photos

I found my tribe this year, and if I accomplished nothing else that one thing makes this year one of the most tremendous periods of my life.

Her Christmas present

Perhaps the most wonderful day of the year for this dog.

Second Christmases

There may be more Play-Doh paraphernalia under the tree tonight along with a giant bag of coal and a scrolling list of chores.

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