Blog Profile / Dooce


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Filed Under:Lifestyle / Parenting
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Posts / Week:6.8
Archived Since:April 22, 2008

Blog Post Archive

Time after time

5 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

I am going out today and buying her fingerless gloves, jelly bracelets and an Atari.

Winter chores

5 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

If you need a place to hide a dead body, I'm sure I won't be raking this giant sea of leaves for at least another week.

Put me back on the guest list, Mom

5 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

My family's loyalties are serious, as is the magnificent spread they cook for Thanksgiving. Not going to risk missing out.

Stuff I found while looking around

5 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

I cannot believe I got this done today given the amount of absolute mayhem going on around me, but the tweets are my favorite part of this one.

Girls, they wanna

5 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

It is time for a crash course in Duran Duran, Prince, Bananarama, Culture Club and Eurythmics.

Fun for the whole family!

5 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

I know I said I would never run again, but have I mentioned that I'm fascinated by pain?

Dirty old man

5 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

Now this is just getting ridiculous and out of hand.

Thank god my signature already resembles chicken scratch

5 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

My doctor made a comedic reference to a "pain journal" not knowing that he just summed up an entire industry.

Our new shag carpet arrived

5 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

If anyone has a kid who is working on a leaf collection, I might have one or two lying around.

Someone has taken a liking to fall

5 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

Now that I think about it, I'm not sure if I had to insert a single modesty patch this summer.

Tis the season

5 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

Inspired by a nail color that I now want to climb into like a blanket and wrap around my body.

Way out there somewhere

5 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

Now I'm beginning to wonder how many people could find Utah on a map CASEY I'M LOOKING DIRECTLY AT YOU.

The beginning of an ironic yet worthwhile tradition

5 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

You could make the argument that it’s ironic that I’m starting a tradition around the mission of fighting hunger when both of my kids don’t like to eat. And you’d be right.

When the new frames came in

5 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

Would you have a look at this, those of you who have been reading me since she was born.

Professor Chuckles

5 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

Do not even think about answering your geography questions in incomplete sentences are you even kidding.

A little bit rock ‘n roll

5 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

Hear this post in your head as if I am reading it out loud while smacking my gum.

Matters of the eyes

5 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

A two-week crash course in vision charts, phoropters, lenses and frames, and perhaps a gentle nudge to get your kids' eyes tested.

At the trailhead

5 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

Paradise served up for my dogs and they have no idea.

Join the bark side

5 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

Here is the twelve-year-old Former Congressman participating in our Halloween festivities.

Legalese

5 months agoLifestyle / Parenting : Dooce

All dressed up with an actual place to go.

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