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|Archived Since:||April 22, 2008|
You went to the gym yesterday for the first time in a long time, admit it. You did.
The rest of us are getting back to work, why shouldn't they?
For the child who will look at the word "blue" and say, "That spells 'waffle with syrup.'"
May not be safe for younger audiences because I was all, to hell with a modesty patch.
I found my tribe this year, and if I accomplished nothing else that one thing makes this year one of the most tremendous periods of my life.
Perhaps the most wonderful day of the year for this dog.
There may be more Play-Doh paraphernalia under the tree tonight along with a giant bag of coal and a scrolling list of chores.
The second installment of a new tradition: snapshots of Utah every month for a year.
This ornament is going to make my friend Leah so goddamn happy. Better than a gif of a naked baby bear dancing to the Bee Gees.
A gift guide that somehow ends up being about the obvious benefits of consensual homosexual polygamy.
Because I got really, really tired of explaining again and again that I do not get Minecraft, and no, I cannot help you.
My favorite songs of the very limited collection of new music I got to discover this year.
This season of illness is so not fucking around.
Just because she can't balance anything on her head doesn't mean she's completely useless.
I'm starting to change my mind about warning you to avoid adopting a herding dog.
If anyone gifts my 5-yr-old an object that makes or plays music, I will personally see to it that Santa takes a giant shit in their stocking.
Of course it snowed the morning that Marlo started feeling better. You could say that's just her luck, but I will say IT'S JUST UTAH.
It's only because of his age that I am not making him model entire outfits.
The tiny corner of the high desert that I managed to see during daylight.
This season has not been kind to my child in terms of illness, but she has so much content to pull from for her eventual award-winning collection of poetry.