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I'd actually encourage her to take this up over the violin any day of the week.
Before you judge me, remember that the other one I raised was deconstructing Shakespeare at her age and negotiating peace treaties between warring nations.
I don't get to spend nearly enough quality time with this part of my family, but when I do I'm reminded of the standard that has been set.
No surprise that a certain someone is also very much on board with this cause.
My child is at school which means she is not attached to my body which means I can take a moment to entertain myself.
Would you look at these guys. You can practically hear the banjos dueling in the background.
Luckily no one brought up race at the dinner table, otherwise there would have been a somewhat delicious food fight.
"Last night I sat there struggling with the duty I have to destroy that innocent notion of hers, a notion born of my ignorance and my privilege, the privilege shared by so many other well-intentioned but naive white parents."
No, Paleolithic humans did not drink lattes, and they were grumpy and aggressive as shit.
Glad tidings of great joy Coco brings to her ailing sheep.
Sharing my bed with the other kid this week.
I'm sure that there are at least fifty posts on my site with that title, but this one... this one really deserves it.
Gifts with a little more warmth than anything plastic or sporting a screen.
I know it's not as cold as it is in Minnesota, CAROL. But winter is over a month away and this weather is bullshit.
"I knew I couldn’t call the police because that would frighten him even more, and so the quickest and best solution for everyone involved was to get him inside his house."
I am going out today and buying her fingerless gloves, jelly bracelets and an Atari.
If you need a place to hide a dead body, I'm sure I won't be raking this giant sea of leaves for at least another week.
My family's loyalties are serious, as is the magnificent spread they cook for Thanksgiving. Not going to risk missing out.
I cannot believe I got this done today given the amount of absolute mayhem going on around me, but the tweets are my favorite part of this one.
It is time for a crash course in Duran Duran, Prince, Bananarama, Culture Club and Eurythmics.