Blog Profile / The Superficial
| URL : | http://thesuperficial.com | |
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| Filed Under: | Pop Culture / Celebrity | |
| Posts on Regator: | 11075 | |
| Posts / Week: | 41.2 | |
| Archived Since: | April 22, 2008 | |
Blog Post Archive
Paula Deen: ‘Why, Of Course, I Say The N-Word, Sugar. Doesn’t Everybody?’
“A ha! Ahaha! wipes tears I’m sorry, sugah, I coulda sworn you said the one behind me was going to read. Could you imagine?” When we last left Paula Deen, she was being sued after her brother and Uncle Bubba’s Oyster House co-owner allegedly sexually harassed Lisa Jackson one of the managers when he wasn’t Read More...
It’s Courtney Stodden’s New Implants In A Bikini
Because making a sex tape requires work and might confirm she was born a man, Courtney Stodden needed a new plan quickly before Farrah Abraham squirted her into obscurity. And to her credit, she came up with “Watch me get new tits!” which somehow worked because we’re all looking right at them. It’s practically witchcraft. Read More...
I’m Not Joking Anymore. What The Hell Happened To Miley Cyrus?
Remember when Miley Cyrus was a sweet, little country singer and folks would come into FYE asking if you have them “Hanner Montanner DBDs ’cause it’s such an adorable daddy/daughter show and my granddaughter just loves it?” She’s Rihanna now. Miley Cyrus is Rihanna. Although, on the bright side, your granddaughter can smack her ass Read More...
This Is Why Kim Kardashian Lied About Her Due Date
Right around two weeks ago, Kim Kardashian suddenly didn’t want the paparazzi taking pictures of her anymore despite that being the one thing that defines her that isn’t a sex tape. Except the obvious reason is she was the size of a house and looked exactly like a woman at the natural end of her Read More...
John Mayer Wrote A Song About Taylor Swift
John Mayer threw a hissy fit when Taylor Swift wrote “Dear John’ about him because, according to him, writing songs about your ex is bush league. Except at some point when he should’ve been spending every waking minute suffocating between Katy Perry‘s breasts, he decided to get Taylor back by writing his own song about Read More...
Clarissa Needs To Explain That Ass
You know in Star Trek whenever the Enterprise gets attacked and there’s the same old stock footage of crew members flying around while sparks fly out of fake computers? That’s almost exactly what it’s like here whenever something like the Kelly Brook topless pics hits. William Shatner even shows up. So in that confusion, I Read More...
‘She’s More Chris Brown Than Rihanna Now, Punchy And Evil…’
Here’s Rihanna performing in Birmingham yesterday where apparently her fans were getting a bit too grabby, so she beat them with a microphone. And if you’re thinking, well, she probably did it to get free, nope. She was already walking away before listening to Angel Chris Brown while Devil Chris bit her ear because nobody Read More...
Julianne Hough’s Ass Looks Amazing After Breaking Up With Ryan Seacrest And Other News
- Courtney Stodden got a boob job and filmed the whole thing? What are the odds? - Jennifer Love Hewitt isn’t satisfied with her baby daddy only being her baby daddy in real life. - Mariah Carey defines elegance and taste. - The Dark, Twisted, Sexy World of LeeAnna Vamp Read More...
The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.18.13
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is above a gallery of topless Kelly Brook pics that I’m in no way attempting to shamelessly redirect you to. Please, do not go back to these topless Kelly Brook pics, or you won’t see Adrian Grenier and some awful off-camera parents, Taylor Lautner practicing the “Wife Read More...
Kim Kardashian’s Baby Was So Early She Didn’t Have A Name Ready Is The Latest Horseshit
Kim Kardashian‘s baby was born three days ago, yet the child’s name still hasn’t graced our ears because look at all this suspense. Except if you ask a Kardashian, it’s because it was a miracle delivery from the baby arriving early (It didn’t.), and Kim didn’t have a name picked out yet. People reports: “She Read More...
We Have The Kelly Brook Topless Pics
Yesterday, a bunch of you asked why we didn’t have the Kelly Brook topless pics up, and the simple answer is we couldn’t buy them until today. Which we did, so the words you’re looking for right now are “Thank you,” and, “We threw our first-born in a dumpster because his name is not yours. Read More...
Melissa Etheridge Doesn’t Think Angelina Jolie’s Double Mastectomy Was Brave
While most of the world fawned over Angelina Jolie‘s bravery for cutting off her breasts then getting nice new ones just in case she might get cancer, Melissa Etheridge has a different opinion. Although, she is a lesbian and therefore predisposed to protecting awesome titties, and so together on this hill we shall stand and Read More...
Amanda Bynes’ Rap Album Is Something That’s Happening In Real Life
Seen here in Atlantic City over the weekend (h/t TMZ), Amanda Bynes‘ rap album is apparently happening in real life which has to be a first time for something she’s Tweeted. I always thought it’d be the vagina slapping, but that’s probably my natural bias for unorthodox crime fighting. E! News reports: Amanda Bynes is Read More...
Kanye West’s ‘American Psycho’ Short Film Starring Scott Disick Is Fcking Awful
It seems like only seven days ago, Kanye West announced a new American Psycho promo short starring Scott Disick as Patrick Bateman, and yet here it is already. Which will stop being surprising once you watch it because Yeezus Christ. You’d think that after years of memorizing scripts of the Kardashian’s fake life, Scott Disick Read More...
Good Morning, Heidi Klum, And Other News
- The Canadian Brangelina’s wedding song will be a duet. Of course. - I’m not gonna lie, there is nothing more annoying than this. - Bare Backs Are Some Kind of Magic - Who keeps putting Jessica Simpson in their weddings while she’s pregnant? - The Insane Destruction Final “Man Read More...
The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.17.13
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Saddle Up, the new buddy chick flick by the producers of Bridesmaids, starring Sarah Jessica Parker and Katherine Heigl. We’ve also got Joe Jonas in the bravest performance of his career, Prince Harry showing Kate Middleton how many of her friends have cellphone pics Read More...
Roberto Cavalli Is Still Awesome
When we last left famed fashion designer Roberto Cavalli, he was playing the odds exactly right by hitting on Elin Nordegren, and I’ll still never understand how that didn’t work out. Fortunately, Roberto is a self-made man who builds from the ashes of his failures, if building from the ashes of your failures means making Read More...
It’s Very Serious Actor Jonah Hill With A New York Accent, He Don’t Know Nuddin’ About No Fahtin’
Here’s the first trailer for The Wolf of Wall Street starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill, the first actor to ever transition from comedy to drama so stop calling him an angry fucking kid, alright? God. It also features dwarf-tossing which I felt was gratuitous, and one of my life’s ambitions is to carry Peter Read More...
Putting Cameron Diaz & Kate Upton Next To Each Other In Bikinis Is A Great Idea
Based on my limited knowledge of a movie I’ll never watch because I’m already looking at Kate Upton‘s breasts for free, The Other Woman is about Cameron Diaz finding out her boyfriend Jamie Lannister is not only married, but is also banging Kate Upton behind his wife Leslie Mann‘s back. So eventually the girls team Read More...
Paris Jackson Hates Justin Bieber Now
Justin Bieber was granted unprecedented access to the Jackson family presumably per Michael’s last dying words. “Make sure… cough cough shamone!… my ghost.. hee hoo! hack hack can look at his penis… cough cough what about, what about us, girl?” Except now Paris Jackson hates the man Justin Bieber’s become and not just because her Read More...