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Filed Under:Pop Culture / Celebrity
Posts on Regator:14072
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Archived Since:April 22, 2008

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BEST OF 2014: Jennette McCurdy Leaked Photos

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense. Read More...

BEST OF 2014: Miley Cyrus’ Bangerz Tour

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense. Read More...

BEST OF 2014: Courtney Stodden Plays The Field

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense. Read More...

Happy Holidays, Everybody!

Alright, folks, it’s that time of the year again. We’ll return Monday for a few days of light blogging, but look for the first three Best of 2014 posts to start rolling out on Friday. (I already put the runner-ups for January, February, and March under the tag, so don’t say I didn’t get you Read More...

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.23.14

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which might be your last one before Christmas since it was basically nothing, or pics like Orlando Bloom holding a watermelon and Jim Belushi on a Vespa. Yes, of course, it has butts, but I’m not going to lie, I sort of wish this gallery was never born. Read More...

Sony Is Releasing ‘The Interview’ Now

“What? Like you didn’t know this was a dicknose.” As more and more people start to realize there’s no fucking way North Korea could’ve hacked Sony and signs pointing to an inside job, it behooves Sony to get out of this shit as quickly as possible before someone starts calling for senate hearings on marketing Read More...

Jay Leno Did Something Funny. WE’RE ALL DEAD!

Jay Leno gets a ton of shit from comedians, and rightfully so, but if he sat around trashing terrible The Tonight Show guests, I’d watch every goddamn second of it until my neighbors called the cops because of the smell. So here he is talking to Craig Ferguson about The Bachelorette star Trista Sutter who Read More...

Bill Cosby Raped Sammy Davis Jr.’s Girlfriend ‘Allegedly’

At this point, it’d be safe to assume that anyone who had a vagina in the 70s was raped by Bill Cosby, but that would downplay the gravity of these women’s stories, and I wouldn’t want to steal Camille Cosby‘s job. So here’s Katherine McKee, a former actress, Vegas showgirl, and Sammy Davis Jr.‘s “road Read More...

‘Today’ Cancels Amy Adams Because She Wouldn’t Talk About Sony Hack

Amy Adams is a solid actress who does her best to sell the shit out of whatever movie she’s in whether it’s The Muppets or American Hustle with minimal to zero drama. She also does things like quietly give her first class seat to soldiers without fanfare. Which is why I’m going to completely buy Read More...

Kat Torres Has The Holiday Spirit And Other News

- When Rihanna gets bored over the holidays, she starts Instagramming. - Miley Cyrus‘ artistic expression is golden showers now. - Cristiano Ronaldo‘s statue is Hamm-esque. - You Sure Do Look Good In That Ugly Christmas Sweater - Nobody’s even trying to hide that the Darren Wilson grand jury was Read More...

The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.22.14

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where we continue spiraling the holiday drain and what’s a better anchor to pull us down than Nicki Minaj‘s giant clown ass? That’s why you’re getting multiple Kardashians, as well as the illegitimate offspring of Prince and Ricky Martin with Joanna Krupa‘s cleavage, and finally, Bai Ling and Read More...

Somebody Made A ‘Marvel Vs. DC’ Movie Trailer (Merry Christmas, Nerds)

Because sometimes, but not often (Think every other vernal equinox.), the Internet produces something that isn’t breast and/or cat-related, so here’s a fan-made trailer for a fictional “Marvel Vs. DC” movie that starts out shit, but gets better provide you’re easily amused by cleverly-edited clips of movies you’ve seen a hundred times which I am. Read More...

Lactating Mila Kunis Is The Best Mila Kunis

Mila Kunis gave birth barely two months ago, so here are 14 pics of her lactating breasts at Friday’s night Lakers game that every one of us is going to stare at even though I just mentioned they’re producing milk for an infant to drink. That shit’s going in one eye out and out the Read More...

Iggy Azalea Has To Be Nice To Azealia Banks Or Her Sex Tape Will Leak

Iggy Azalea and Azealia Banks (Who are surprisingly not the same person. God, I’m old.) have been having some sort of online shit-to-cuffs over Iggy’s appropriation of hip-hop culture without paying respect to the black community which is apparently a legitimate criticism because Q-Tip wrote a giant Twitter essay telling Iggy about herself. On top Read More...

It’s Laurel From ‘Arrow’ In A Bikini

In case you didn’t get the hint from the Jessica Simpson post, there’s jackshit happening, so here’s Arrow star Katie Cassidy in Miami where I hope to God a seagull flies off with her stupid chin implant that should’ve been grounds to write her off the second season because SARAH WAS THE BEST BLACK CANARY Read More...

Jessica Simpson Has Legs? HOLY SHIT

Just to give you an idea of how rough it’s going to be over the next few days, Jessica Simpson’s legs are a top story right now. A human woman possessing two lower limbs. That’s the news right now. Not the fact that Jessica Simpson’s letting everyone know she’s Batman and will rain justice down Read More...

Kourtney Kardashian’s Baby Is Our King Apparently

Because she’s the hot one, I like to pretend Kourtney Kardashian is better than the rest of her family except that requires ignoring the fact she keeps letting Scott Disick put babies in her. Which gets harder and harder to do after each kid because they’re up to three now, and this one Kourtney named Read More...

Good Morning, Cassie Cardelle, And Other News

- Gwyneth Paltrow‘s into Tantra now. - Scott Disick seems really, really awesome to be the person you can’t stop having kids with. - Elton John and Lance Bass had competing weddings. I’ll let an expert handle this. - The Strong And Flexible Caitlin Rice - Vaccines are making kids Read More...

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 4.33

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and possibly the last one for the year unless you fuckers bring it over the holiday like you did this week which I’m not at all ruling out. On that note, huge thanks for one of the best assortments we’ve had in Read More...

The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.19.14

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, a surprisingly large collection not only for a Friday, but the LAST SHOPPING FRIDAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!1 runs naked into mall, punches Santa Am I handling holiday stress correctly? Anyway, today’s TCWM is mostly just all the boobies from last night’s People Magazine Awards which I assume are given Read More...

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