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URL :http://thesuperficial.com
Filed Under:Pop Culture / Celebrity
Posts on Regator:13461
Posts / Week:40.5
Archived Since:April 22, 2008

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Error Establishing A Database Connection?

And I’m taking a breather. See you guys later tonight, maybe tomorrow. It’s a mystery. THE SUPERFICIAL | About • Facebook • TwitterRead More...

CeeLo Green Is The Raping Machine

After Kanye and Bieber, I hate to rag on a third black guy in a row, but Jesus Christ, CeeLo. Barely 72 hours after pleading no contest to slipping ecstasy into a woman’s drink in 2012, he apparently thought it’d be a great idea to go on Twitter and say rape doesn’t count if the Read More...

Take Pictures Of My Boy #BBare And You Get Your Shit Crashed Into, Son

Picture dis: You’re riding your ATV across da Canadian sunset wit #YoBestHo behind you, rubbin’ her fake titties all over yo back when outta nowhere, mothafuckin paparazzi show up in a minivan and start takin’ pictures! Now do you: A. Keep ridin’ dat ho in da sunset. 2. Tell them mothafuckas to step off. Or Read More...

Kanye West Went Off On Jay Pharoah About His VMAs Jokes, Of Course

During the VMAs, comedian Jay Pharoah did an impression of Kanye West, so naturally Kanye got all kinds of fucked off because he’s the most serious subject in the world and his “vision” should never be distracted from or some stupid horseshit. So here he is bitching to the crowd at the Made in America Read More...

Marky Mark Skipped Donnie Wahlberg & Jenny McCarthy’s Wedding

Probably coz Jenny McCarthy’s gawddamn tits make you wanna mastahbate, and when you mastahabate you ain’t gawt enough strength to stawp 9/11, frickin’ Mahky Mahk didn’t even go to his brotha Donnie’s weddin’ in frickin’ Hollywood. But he did send him this wickid pissah video on Instagram which the cheap bastahd prawbly counted as a Read More...

Nicole Scherzinger’s In A Bikini And Other News

- A Message From The Superficial - Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are banging in Canada. - It’s Angelina Jolie‘s wedding dres- HOLY SHIT WHAT’S WRONG WITH HER HANDS? - Labor Day Bikinis - No, she’s not right. Fuck you, Demi Lovato! - Frisky Rant: I Don’t Understand Why Read More...

Kate Upton Has Leaked Nude Photos, Too

So remember that scene in Ghostbusters when Peck shuts down the containment unit and floods the entire city with ghosts? Well, today’s been like that except with every single celebrity naked instead of the undead. I’m doing my best to stay away from them (WHICH I HAVE ALL DAY YOU CAN’T PROVE ANYTHING) because I’d Read More...

Jennifer Lawrence Has Leaked Nudes (Yes, That Jennifer Lawrence)

UPDATE: Naked pictures? What naked pictures? I don’t know what you’re talking about. Baby Jesus’ birthday isn’t until December, but apparently his dad looked down upon the Internet and went, “Eh, fuck it, Labor Day’s close enough,” because here are leaked nude photos that popped up on reddit and are ALLEGEDLY (If I could make Read More...

Here’s Coco’s Giant Anus Because Fck It

So it took me at least two hours to get Rihanna up, and I practically forced these Coco bikini pics into the site using a crowbar because apparently our database has “corrupt tables,” and I can’t even tell you who the hell’s bribing them. Couple that with a distinct lack of Photo Boy, and I’m Read More...

Joan Rivers Is Probably Dead (Update: Or Not)

Seen here making fun of Anne Hathaway‘s vagina as I’ll always remember her, Joan Rivers was rushed to the hospital this morning after she stopped breathing during surgery on her vocal chords. According to TMZ, her heart also stopped beating with no word on whether it started again, so… yeah. In related news, Lindsay Lohan Read More...

And Now Jon Stewart Going Off On Ferguson

The Daily Show has been on summer hiatus for the past few weeks, but it’s back and last night Jon Stewart got to work tearing apart the media coverage of Ferguson which I’m posting for three reasons: 1. It’s awesome. 2. Apparently the police in Ferguson are letting dogs piss on Michael Brown‘s memorial whenever Read More...

Kate Upton Has Leaked Nude Photos, Too

Remember that scene in Ghostbusters when Peck shuts down the containment unit and floods the entire city with ghosts essentially causing the apocalypse? Well, today’s been like that but with celebrity tits instead of ghosts. I’m doing my best to stay away from them (WHICH I HAVE ALL DAY YOU CAN’T PROVE ANYTHING) because I’d Read More...

Jennifer Lawrence Has Leaked Nudes (Yes, That Jennifer Lawrence)

Baby Jesus’ birthday isn’t until December, but apparently his dad looked down upon the Internet and went, “Eh, fuck it, Labor Day’s close enough,” because here are leaked nude photos that just popped on imgur and are ALLEGEDLY (If I could make that blink, I would.) of Jennifer Lawrence. Although none of them are confirmed, Read More...

Here’s Coco’s Giant Anus Because Fck It

So it took me at least two hours just to get Rihanna up, and I practically forced these Coco bikini pics into the site using a crowbar because apparently our database has “corrupt tables,” and I can’t even tell you who the hell’s bribing them. Couple that with a distinct lack of Photo Boy, and Read More...

Rihanna’s In A Bikini And Other News

- Jessica Alba‘s organic diaper company is worth a billion dollars. A BILLION. - I’m going to assume James Haven‘s response will be “Muuuurrder…” - A Bikini A Day Keeps The Doctor Away - Ariana Grande‘s brother is a fucking douchebag. - I love how the solution here was basically, Read More...

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.28.14

Welcome to Thurday’s The Crap We Missed which will be your last one for the week, because I’m off tomorrow and no, not to wash Fish’s car in a bikini. Again. Anyway, you’ll also notice the gallery is a little light, because when I blow off work, I go big. So, enjoy almost seeing Halle Read More...

Diane Sawyer Is Out There Blowing People

Appropriate pictures: I haz them. Whenever I teach my non-accredited journalism course “Internet Money Make You I Can” at the local Sheraton, the first thing I teach my students is that 95% of all reporting is dicks in mouths. Later, I’ll ask for a volunteer which usually ends in me yelling, “Well, maybe if everyone Read More...

Beyonce’s Dad: ‘The Divorce Rumors Were A Hoax To Sell Tickets’

So one of two things are happening here: 1. Matthew Knowles reads the Internet and saw of all your conspiracy theories about Beyonce and Jay Z‘s divorce. 2. You’re all fucking detectives who probably solve murders in Hawaii without even inviting me. Goddammit. Page Six reports: Sometimes rumors “ignite” tours, he explained. “The Jedi mind Read More...

BREAKING: Joan Rivers Is Probably Dead

Seen here making fun of Anne Hathaway‘s vagina as I’ll always choose to remember her, Joan Rivers was rushed to the hospital this morning after she stopped breathing during surgery on her vocal chords. According to TMZ, her heart also stopped beating with no word on whether it started again, so… yeah. In related news, Read More...

Lara Bingle Is Topless

Remember Sam Worthington? That guy who was in every single movie that came out between 2009 and 2010? It’s not important. Here’s his girlfriend Lara Bingle‘s giant naked breasts just like I promised you in the Jon Stewart post which makes me more accurate than The Bible. Not that I wasn’t already, but sometimes it’s Read More...

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