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Archived Since:April 22, 2008

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The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.21.14

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the logical conclusion to the 138 Water shoots we post almost daily. And now I’m re-looking at that link and noticing that she’s hasn’t actually been penetrated by the bottle, so nevermind, we’ve still got miles to go here. As for today’s TCWM, it’s almost exclusively women Read More...

The Bill Cosby Shitstorm With Special Guests Glenn Beck & Donald Trump

And now for today’s onslaught of Bill Cosby news which brings two more accusers on top of yesterday’s Therese Serignese and Lou Ferrigno’s wife Carla for a grand total of four woman in the past 24 hours and presumably more the second I hit “Publish.” But before I begin, let’s reiterate what we know about Read More...

Lindsay Lohan Thinks She’s Poised For A Hollywood Comeback

Posted by Photo Boy Lindsay Lohan‘s starring run in Speed-the-Plow will end November 29th, but before she heads back to the states finally giving England a change to delouse their capitol city, she’s of course already talking about how successful her career’s about to be. Via Radar Online: “Lindsay is doing better than she has Read More...

Kim Kardashian Is Already Prepared For Her Daughter To Pose Naked

Constantly doing porn has made Kim Kardashian‘s lots of money along with unprecedented fame for her and her family who literally did nothing but be related to a woman Ray J peed on. But enough about why America needs to burn, here’s Kim response to the prospect of her one-year-old daughter doing a similar photo Read More...

Gwyneth Paltrow Took A Run At Martha Stewart, She Missed

Back in October, Martha Stewart dropped a nuclear pie bomb on Gwyneth Paltrow with a recipe titled “Conscious Coupling” complete with a description that took the piss right out of Gwyneth’s divorce. It was a laser-guided strike expected of someone who owns a goddamn drone. But now, a month and a half later, Gwyneth Paltrow Read More...

Good Morning, Miranda Kerr, And Other News

- Chris Pratt will be Cowboy Ninja Viking. Whatever that means. - Refinery 29‘s shit-ass puff-piece on Scientology has some problems. - Nick Jonas really needs you to know he’s not a virgin anymore. - Jamie Oliver: Spanking: bad, secretly rubbing hot peppers on my children’s food: good. - Read More...

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.20.14

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily dose of random celebrities you thought were dead mixed with women’s butts in yoga pants and excited gay dudes. I honestly have no clue how these things combine so harmoniously that you guys happily devour them daily, but I choose not to question what I consider Read More...

Marilyn Manson Denies Making A Rape Video With Lana Del Rey

While I was busy writing about rape, another sort of rape was apparently happening on the Internet because this world needs to burn. Only this one was fictional and may be a complete hoax. Via Pitchfork: Footage from an project featuring Marilyn Manson and Lana Del Rey has surfaced online, Teco Apple points out. Eli Read More...

All The Shit Happening With Bill Cosby

Instead of writing 27 different posts about Bill Cosby like I did yesterday, here’s everything that’s happened since his lawyer called Janice Dickinson a liar in one handy post even though at this point at least three more accusers will probably come forward along with footage of Bill Cosby walking out of a pharmacy with Read More...

Kim Kardashian Tries To Adopt Orphan In Thailand, Orphan’s Like ‘Nah’

“I’m here now, child, your Fairy Buttmothe- why are you running?!” On a recent episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, supreme ass-clencher Kim Kardashian pretended to possess a soul capable of empathy and compassion by expressing interest in adopting a young girl from an orphanage in Thailand because every episode can’t be about shopping Read More...

Lady Gaga Has An Armpit Tattoo, Also Side Boob

Remember Lady Gaga? Used to be Paul from The Wonder Years? Eh, it doesn’t matter. Here she is showing off her new armpit tattoo in England which I’m posting because you can see her side boob, and side boob isn’t Bill Cosby raping people. “Allegedly.” A topic I’ll eventually have to write about later today Read More...

Stop Asking Serious Artist Baby Goose To Be ‘Sexiest Man Alive,’ Girl

Posted by Photo Boy Yesterday, we spent some time considering whether or not Thor could get us off harder than any other chiseled actor, and today, we’ll spend even more time thinking about one of the guys who didn’t get that honor. I want to make it perfectly clear that when we’re casually discussing who Read More...

Good Morning, Alexandra Eriksson, And Other News

- Benedict Cumberbatch wants to be Ryan Gosling. - This is what Kylie Jenner looks like without 800 pounds of war paint. - Donald Sutherland thinks Jennifer Lawrence is Jesus, so guess who saw the nudes. - Rip-Roaring Redheads Coming In Hot - Anna Wintour‘s backhanded reason for putting Kim Read More...

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.19.14

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the return of the big black microphone meme with the urine pig that started it all. We’ve also got Don Lemon who never gave me a reason to toss him at the mayhem of TCWM until he revealed himself to be a shit-stain of dumb, as well Read More...

Bill Cosby’s Lawyer: ‘Janice Dickinson Is A Liar’

Bill Cosby‘s lawyer already had to remove one statement denying rape allegations about his client, so let’s how well his response to Janice Dickinson‘s accusation that she was raped by Cosby in 1982 holds up. Via NBC 10 Philadelphia: “The only story she gave 12 years ago in her autobiography as well as her interview Read More...

Don’t Friend Taryn Manning On Facebook

Crossroads star (That was entirely relevant.) Taryn Manning has been arrested for threatening a former friend/maybe ex-girlfriend in violation of a previous restraining order, according to TMZ: Taryn had been ordered to stay away from Jeanine Heller, a former pal after the two ended up in court and a judge issued a mutual domestic restraining Read More...

Let’s Take A Break From Rapists, Child Molesters, And Everything Else

It’s been a heady few days of rape, more rape, and reporters basically asking “alleged” rape victims why they didn’t just not get raped. So before I start writing about child rape (which I may completely flake out on before my soul falls out), let’s just kick our feet up and look at Miss Bum Read More...

Thor Is People’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive’

Posted by Photo Boy Thor: The Dark World was a pile of shit, but definitely included a gratuitous shirtless scene of Chris Hemsworth because we really are a race of slightly smarter apes who still kill each other over shiny objects. Which is why every year the magazine who’s very namesake would indicate it represents Read More...

Don Lemon To Bill Cosby Accuser: ‘Did You Try Not Getting Raped?’

Seen here letting Bill Cosby know that he’s ready for him and without being drugged (Unless that ruins it. In which case, why yes, he would like a drink…) CNN anchor Don Lemon demonstrated why so many of these women – and rape victims in general – waited for decades to come forward, and it’s Read More...

Good Morning, Kat Torres, And Other News

- Gwyneth Paltrow is an Oscar-winning contextual commerce-person. And don’t you forget it! - The Duggars are still awful. - The Parents Television Council just now figured out there’s fucking on Sons of Anarchy? - Enjoy The Tan Lines Before They Fade Away - Benedict Cumberbatch apparently has trouble describing Read More...

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