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Archived Since:April 22, 2008

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Ela Rose Topless in a Bikini is The Crap I Missed – Tuesday 11.25.14

Posted by Photo Boy It’s been a long day filling in for Fish that contained two rape posts, one of which playfully suggested maybe everyone in Ferguson is knee-jerk crazy and took a swipe at football worship, so I’m going to find a bunker to hide in. But before I go, I wanted to correct Read More...

Everyone’s Throwing Bill Cosby Under The Bus Now

Posted by Photo Boy While rioting has broken out once again in Ferguson, MO after protesters thoughtfully reviewed and found fault with the nearly 5,000 page grand jury report that was released only hours ago and led to the decision not to indict Darren Wilson (Yep, I’m just leaving that there.) Read More...

Katherine Heigl Used John Mayer’s Penis To Get Engaged

I stand by that headline entirely. Posted by Photo Boy John Mayer‘s penis has done all sorts of reckless shit. It went crazy after being in Jessica Simpson and made him say the n-word. It refused to marry Taylor Swift after they did it under the bleachers. It even dumped Katy Perry. The Katy Perry Read More...

Hopefully Lady Gaga Just Accidentally Pulled A Hannibal Buress

Posted by Photo Boy Remember Lady Gaga? Merkin Lady…ran around naked in the woods that time? Not ringing any bells? Well, she used to be a pop singer, but now she just does naked onstage costume changes, blows polka dot penises, and dry humps her backup dancers. Anyway, this one time, she made a super Read More...

Bette Midler Told Ariana Grande Not To Whore Herself

Posted by Photo Boy Ariana Grande looks like a child, but in reality she’s a grown woman who loves to dress like a prostitute and perform sultry dances to the terrible, terrible music she makes. To lecherous old men, this type of thing is irresistible. To idiotic young girls, it’s a career aspiration. To the Read More...

Christian Bale Wanted To Play Batman Again

Posted by Photo Boy Before the Internet collectively shat itself over Ben Affleck being cast as Batman, there was fleeting hope that Christian Bale was going to return for a Justice League movie until he effectively shot that shit down. But now, to the gnashing teeth of nerds everywhere who already decided to pretend that Read More...

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Jennifer Aniston still has to talk about the Rachel haircut. - Demi Lovato says she has nothing in common with Miley Cyrus, but I believe penis cake would tell a whole different tale. - Amber Heard is tired of old penis is how I read this. Read More...

The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.24.14

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which is a post awards show weekend, stuffed-to-the-gills bonanza of celebrity fuckery and stuff my near delirious mind made happen. Oh, and it’s also got almost all of the Baldwins, including Daniel who even the family thought was dead, but not Ireland, so you’re right, I don’t know Read More...

Bill Cosby’s ‘Fixer’ Comes Forward: A Pudding Pop of Rape Report

It’s been 72 hours since I last wrote about Bill Cosby, so naturally five more accusers have come forward along with a former NBC employee who claims that he stood guard outside of Cosby’s dressing room door The Cosby Show years while Dr. Huxtable brought in model after model, some allegedly as young as 16 Read More...

The 2014 American Music Awards

Now that we’ve seen Nakedsaurus, Rise of The Sasquatch Nip Guardians, Cry For Me, Justintina, and BUTTFORCE 9000, here’s the rest of The 2014 American Music Awards which you’ll probably notice contains a disproportionate amount of Kate Beckinsale pics even though she’s not a musical artist. Like anyone else there was. Check your privilege. THE Read More...

AMAs: Jennifer Lopez & Iggy Azalea Touched Butts

ABC explicitly warned Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea not to touch butts while performing “Booty” for the AMAs because it’s a family show. Which is funny because on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., another “family show” designed to promote Disney’s Marvel universe, I watched a man murder a woman before carving alien hieroglyphics into her corpse. Then Read More...

AMAs: Selena Gomez Didn’t Wear A Bra

I wasn’t joking about gunning through these, so here’s Selena Gomez at the AMAs where she wore a braless dress and cry-sang about Justin Bieber because 22-year-olds are dumb. Congratulations, you are now the foremost expert on all things Selena Gomez and may now demand the severed, gilded hands of your co-workers’ children as tribute. Read More...

AMAs: Kendall & Kylie Brought The ‘Squatch

Full Disclosure: I’ve got another giant-ass post to write about Bill Cosby, so I’m literally just throwing AMA pics in your face starting with the least relevant and working my way up. Which is probably the greatest compliment I’ll ever give the Kardashians because I posted Kylie, Kendall and Khloe after Bleona Qereti and immediately Read More...

What The Hell Is A Bleona Qereti?

According to Wikipedia, Bleona Qereti is the “Madonna of Albania” and a reality TV person on Bravo’s Euros of Hollywood. I honestly don’t know what I’m supposed to do with that information, but let the record show that I tried to get to know a woman first before yelling, “You sure got nice bewbs!” inevitably Read More...

‘Burt Macklin Fights Dinosaurs’ Trailer For A Trailer And Other News

- Angelina Jolie slipped and let people see her smoking. TO THE DIVORCE-O-TRON! - LeAnn Rimes to step-sons: “Why don’t you have a record deal at 11 like I did?!” - Kirk Cameron will tell you how to talk to gay people now. - Fingers Crossed, Our Night Ends With Lingerie Read More...

Katy Perry’s Giant Breasts Twerking In A Bikini

Katy Perry got into some sort of fight with the paparazzi in Sydney on Friday and made fun of their tiny penises, but everybody seems to be friends now because here are bikini photos of her giant breasts that I’m posting now so they don’t get buried beneath AMA red carpet photos, or worse, the Read More...

The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.21.14

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the logical conclusion to the 138 Water shoots we post almost daily. And now I’m re-looking at that link and noticing that she’s hasn’t actually been penetrated by the bottle, so nevermind, we’ve still got miles to go here. As for today’s TCWM, it’s almost exclusively women Read More...

The Bill Cosby Shitstorm With Special Guests Glenn Beck & Donald Trump

And now for today’s onslaught of Bill Cosby news which brings two more accusers on top of yesterday’s Therese Serignese and Lou Ferrigno’s wife Carla for a grand total of four woman in the past 24 hours and presumably more the second I hit “Publish.” But before I begin, let’s reiterate what we know about Read More...

Lindsay Lohan Thinks She’s Poised For A Hollywood Comeback

Posted by Photo Boy Lindsay Lohan‘s starring run in Speed-the-Plow will end November 29th, but before she heads back to the states finally giving England a change to delouse their capitol city, she’s of course already talking about how successful her career’s about to be. Via Radar Online: “Lindsay is doing better than she has Read More...

Kim Kardashian Is Already Prepared For Her Daughter To Pose Naked

Constantly doing porn has made Kim Kardashian‘s lots of money along with unprecedented fame for her and her family who literally did nothing but be related to a woman Ray J peed on. But enough about why America needs to burn, here’s Kim response to the prospect of her one-year-old daughter doing a similar photo Read More...

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