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Filed Under:Pop Culture / Celebrity
Posts on Regator:13800
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Archived Since:April 22, 2008

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The Crap We Missed: Halloween Edition

Welcome to The Crap We Missed: Halloween Edition which by all rights should begin and end with that Mel Gibson pic up there. If you can think of a scarier villain than a probably off the wagon, raging Mel Gibson within arms reach of you, congratulations, you’re the new Stephen King. Don’t forget to toss Read More...

Lena Dunham’s Topless, Too, Goddammit

Christian conservatives like to flail their arms around and say America is becoming Nazi Germany because people sometimes disagree them and don’t go, “Why, yes, we should become a theocracy based on a 2,000 year old book that says you can stone women and gays to death. How do we make that happen?” However, if Read More...

Amanda Bynes Is Accusing Her Dad of Being A ‘Sexual Predator’ Again

And here we go again. I’d like to personally dedicate this shitstorm that took less than 24 hours to form to the judge who released Amanda Bynes even after her doctors said she was “severely ill.” Well played, your honor. This couldn’t be going better. Via Twitter: It is not illegal to talk about my Read More...

Lindsay Lohan’s Being Sued For $60 Million

So remember when Lindsay Lohan and her brother stole that dude’s app? He actually thinks he’s getting $60 million out of them. C’mon, she’s not sucking that many dicks. — Is she? Page Six reports: Actress Lindsay Lohan’s younger brother, once the scandal-scarred clan’s white sheep, is facing a $60 million lawsuit by a former Read More...

Jessica Biel’s Probably Pregnant

The biggest rumor going around right now is that Jessica Biel is probably pregnant which was only fueled more by the editor of InStyle publicly congratulating her on her “impending motherhood,” and Justin Timberlake showing up to the amfAR Gala without her. On top of that, you’ve got these photos that cost way more than Read More...

Amanda Bynes Is On The Loose Again

Things were looking good for Amanda Bynes this week. Doctors were looking to place her on an extended 30-day hold, her parents got another conservatorship and this time with a much better understanding of what happens if they let this one expire. Except without warning she was released last night and immediately started wandering the Read More...

Good Morning, Vivica Mitra, And Other News

- Twas not Gwyneth who bowed to Justin Timberlake, but the other way around… - You’re getting another Pee-wee Herman movie. - Things That Bounce Thursday: Experience it again for the very first time. - Alessandra Ambrosio is naked. - #GamerGate is going to bring down Viacom now. Good luck Read More...

Chelsea Handler Is Completely Topless Now

The last time Chelsea Handler showed everyone a naked breast, it was to promote her SiriusXM interview with Dave Grohl. This time she’s doing it to fuck with Instagram. And possibly all of us. It is the Devil’s Eve. Anyway, here’s the caption for the first topless pic: Taking this down is sexist. I have Read More...

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.30.14

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where I’ve lead today’s gallery with Kelly Osbourne‘s breasts, which I’ve shamefully looked up on with lust. From there, I basically stuffed this thing full of the leftovers from amfAR Inspiration Gala, then tried to get the image of Paris Hilton‘s dog-hair-covered camel toe out of my head, Read More...

Queen Latifah Cancels Bill Cosby Interview Because of Rape Allegations

And now back to awful. Last week, Hannibal Buress managed to remind the entire Internet that Bill Cosby has a long history of rape allegations. Except just like the last time this happened, it was already looking it would blow over again because Bill Cosby tells black people to pull up their pants and hates Read More...

At Least Jenny McCarthy’s Breasts Aren’t Horribly Damaging Kids- Wait

Usually this is the part where I post T&A pics to rinse everybody’s brains from the child-destroying garbage that came before it. It’s a small service I provide for the community, but I don’t like to brag about it. Except I kind of fucked up and forgot to leave out the part where kids get Read More...

Mama June: ‘The Truth Will Come Out On My Side’

Mama June Shannon gave an exclusive interview to E! News yesterday to let everyone know that the protection of her kids is her “number one priority” which she’ll now demonstrate by giving indirect answers about whether she’s dating a child molester who raped one daughter in front of another one. She honestly should’ve been a Read More...

Rihanna’s Breasts Fought AIDS, Too

Here’s Rihanna at yesterday’s amfAR Inspiration Gala where she spent the whole night saying things like, “Damn! Miley Cyrus and that mouse with an Australian accent just shot a guy with a plunger!” And, “Oh snap, that fly’s wearing a red shirt!” It really was an incredible evening. You should’ve been there. THE SUPERFICIAL | Read More...

Miley Cyrus Wore This To Fight AIDS

Because every post about misogynistic reactions to the academic discussion of sexist tropes should be followed by pics of Miley Cyrus‘ cleavage, here she is at last night’s amfAR Inspiration Gala where she helped Dale and the other Rescue Rangers stop Fat Cat with a plane made out of a bleach bottle. People could hardly Read More...

Stephen Colbert Took On #GamerGate

As some of you might’ve noticed, the Edit feature is no longer available in the comments which is all thanks to #GamerGaters and their inability to gracefully lose an argument without exploiting flaws to change other users’ comments. So to celebrate that momentous turn of events, here’s Stephen Colbert joining the month-long debunking of the Read More...

Good Morning, Cassie Cardelle, And Other News

- How long was Katie Holmes in that reeducation trailer? It’s time to start asking. - Amanda Bynes parents got another conservatorship. Try not to fuck it up this time. - Redheads Are Really Bringing The Love This Week - Brandi Glanville bashes everyone on Real Housewives. - Lactating breasts Read More...

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.29.14

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I could only find this one pic of Emily Ratajkowski at whatever dumb event this is, so she got relegated to TCWM. It’s an indignity she doesn’t deserve, I know, to be lumped in with the likes of Floyd Mayweather Jr. wearing women’s boots, the reanimated corpse Read More...

No Shit Gwyneth Paltrow Broke Up Chris Martin & Jennifer Lawrence

The very second Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin broke up, it didn’t take a rocket science to figure out it probably had to do with the woman he’s technically still married to who also has a giant ego that’s about to get her face baked into a quiche. So let’s get this other with. Via Read More...

And Now Wacky Hijinks With The Avengers

For a change of scenery after two posts about how fucked we are as a society, here’s the extra footage from The Avengers: Age of Ultron that Marvel scrambled together for last night’s Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. after the full trailer leaked last week leaving with them nothing to trick people into watching the show with. Read More...

Kim Kardashian Compared Herself To ‘I Love Lucy’

Once you’ve written about one reality show and the empty, mammoth husks of humanity that star in them, you kind of want to write about them all. So here’s Kim Kardashian literally comparing Keeping Up With The Kardashians to I Love Lucy with a straight face. Although, it’s not like she could move it if Read More...

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