Blog Profile / The Superficial
| URL : | http://thesuperficial.com | |
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| Filed Under: | Pop Culture / Celebrity | |
| Posts on Regator: | 11060 | |
| Posts / Week: | 41.1 | |
| Archived Since: | April 22, 2008 | |
Blog Post Archive
Taylor Swift Is All You Need About The CMT Awards
I usually don’t bother covering The CMT Music Awards because most of you can read which rules you out as country music fans, but here’s Taylor Swift‘s performance outfit that I felt was worth posting on our sexy picture site. I don’t know how, or why, but she keeps winning me over the more I Read More...
There’s A Naked Statue of Kim Kardashian Pregnant
After attempting to blight the eyes of God with such creations as The Underage Armadillo Gang-Bang Will Be Televised and Hey, Remember Looney Tunes? I Turned Them Into Justin Bieber’s Dick, here’s Daniel Edwards‘ latest artistic endeavor which is, at last, his true golden calf, and I’m specifically saying that because it’s a naked statue Read More...
Good Morning, Claudia Romani, And Other News
- Jessica Alba is a furniture designer now. - What’s up, Lil Kim‘s Tri-Boob? - Chivettes Bored At Work - Kim Zolciak‘s pregnant again. - Some guy tried to stab himself out The TODAY Show, did not scream, “Kanye West says hello, Lauer.” - Deborah Mace is your new Read More...
The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.5.13
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m sure you guys are going to jump all over Shia LaBeouf‘s Che Guevara t-shirt until you realize how truly revolutionary it is to continue to rake in millions from the system you supposedly despise only to subvert the whole thing with a piece of clothing manufactured Read More...
Just A Dang Ol’ Bit Higher, Miley Cyrus
So Photo Boy just said you people probably prefer celebrity breasts over blurry pics of comic book villains which there’s no way that’s right (Winter Soldier, bitch!), but to shut him up, here’s Miley Cyrus trying to discourage the paparazzi from taking pictures of her by holding her purse up to her face exposing her Read More...
Hey, It’s That Winter Soldier Captain America’s Always Going On About
It got a little heavy around here, so let’s geek out for a minute at these latest set photos from Captain America: The Winter Soldier where we actually get to see the Winter Soldier who’s Bucky if you didn’t know that already. Which hopefully Marvel was banking on being a huge spoiler considering how badly Read More...
Paris Jackson Attempted Suicide
So this happened. ET Online reports: Debbie Rowe has confirmed exclusively to Entertainment Tonight that Paris Jackson tried to commit suicide and is currently in a Los Angeles hospital. She was rushed to the hospital with cuts on her wrist in the early morning hours. Rowe tells ET that Jackson has had “a lot going Read More...
Kanye Won’t Be In The Delivery Room When Kim Kardashian Gives Birth
Just to make my joke about Kanye West and Kim Kardashian from earlier today extra poignanty, here’s In Touch reporting he won’t be in the delivery room because blood is icky: In Touch can exclusively reveal that although Kanye has assured his pregnant girlfriend Kim Kardashian he plans to be at the hospital when she Read More...
Wait. Isn’t Joe Francis’ Whole Life A Sex Tape?
I didn’t know Reese Witherspoon had an illegitimate daughter… For almost as long as Girls Gone Wild, Joe Francis has been ensnared in legal battle after legal battle culminating in his most recent one where he was found guilty of assault after taking three women back to his house, not letting them leave and then Read More...
Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Engaged Now, Too
Apparently this announcement was a two-parter because now Us Weekly is reporting Jennifer Love Hewitt and Brian Hallisay are engaged which is kind of the whole point of using your vagina as a bear trap. Not to mention, Jennifer Love Hewitt has never had a problem landing an engagement, it’s everything between that decision and Read More...
Good Morning, Melissa Riso, And Other News
- Jessica Biel just fired all of her management. - So Miguel might have given that chick he kicked in the head brain damage. - It’s The Season For Tan Lines - Colin Farrell shirtless and sweaty after doing yoga, ladies and Photo Boy? - The Super-Cute Inspiration For The Read More...
The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.4.13
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by Reality™ – Hi! I no longer exist. And to drive that point home even further, here’s Victoria Silvstedt updating her Craigslist ad, Miley Cyrus up there, who continues to be fabulously wealthy, and Ashton Kutcher continuing to be bored with banging Mila Kunis and Read More...
Hayden Panettiere Will Bring Country Music To Ze Germans
Here’s Hayden Panettiere in Munich yesterday to promote the German premiere of Nashville, her ABC drama about midgets trying to break into country music and the giant penises that threaten to puncture their liver. Which is great because if there’s one thing Germans could use, it’s music promoting a blind, jingoistic love of one’s country. Read More...
Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Pregnant
Welp, she finally trapped a man. There’s no running away now, mister! MUAHAHAH- Oh, right planes exist. Us Weekly reports: “We’re so thrilled and happy to start a family,” the Client List costars tell Us in a statement. A source says Hewitt is about three months along. The couple began dating 15 months ago after Read More...
This Is What Happens When Miranda Kerr Goes On ‘Fox & Friends’
Sorry to post about Republicans twice in a row, but here’s Miranda Kerr on Fox & Friends this morning where she probably said words about something, but more importantly decided to show off how flexible she was until Bill O’Reilly burst into the room and pelted her with loofahs. The man has a distinct mating Read More...
Steven Seagal Is A Russian Arms Dealer Now
A little background: Last week, Republican senator Dana Rohrbacher was really hoping to find some clues to the Boston Marathon Bombing that would ideally show the Tsarnaev brothers were Obama‘s illegitimate sons (You know, black guys.) or at the very least, smuggled into the country with his Kenyan Muslim magic. So Rohrbacher enlisted the aid Read More...
Hey, Alec Baldwin, This Dude’s Banging Your Daughter In The Ocean
Slater Trout is really Spencer Pratt? KHAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!! Alec Baldwin didn’t seem to give a shit when I posted a semen-themed Instagram pic of his daughter Ireland and her boyfriend Pickerel Bass, so here’s the two of them pretty much banging in the ocean. And unless Alec Baldwin is surprisingly cool with older dudes plowing his Read More...
Justin Bieber Got Burned By Topanga
“Goddammit, Jennifer Love Hewitt. For the last time, he won’t marry you.” Here’s Justin Bieber at last night’s Game 7 in Miami where not only did get he booed after his face was shown on the Jumbotron, but he also got burned by Topanga for his stupid, front-running hat. And if you have no idea Read More...
Michael Douglas Would Like To Take Back That Cunnilingus Stuff Now
Yesterday, Michael Douglas set the Internet a flutter by telling The Guardian he got throat cancer from cunnilingus. A statement that was shockingly medically possible – chugs third bottle of Listerine – but also insinuated that the bipolar woman who lets him have sex with her has an infected vagina. An insinuation made even stronger Read More...
Heather Graham’s In A Bikini Again And Other News
- Michael Fassbender knows how to treat a lady he doesn’t want another lady to know he’s banging behind her lady-back. - What the hell is Adrienne Maloof wearing? - Against my pansy liberal judgement, hot chicks with guns. - Kanye West actually bought a very sweet baby shower gift for Read More...