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URL :http://thesuperficial.com
Filed Under:Pop Culture / Celebrity
Posts on Regator:13760
Posts / Week:40.5
Archived Since:April 22, 2008

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There’s The Snappening Now

After The Fappening realized it was leaking pictures of Nick Hogan and shot itself in the face (It’s a working theory.), the time was right for The Snappening, a new hack of SnapChat resulting in over 90,000 photos leaked online yesterday. Except one small problem, besides being illegal as fuck, SnapChat is widely used by Read More...

Kat Dennings’ Breasts Are Dating Josh Groban

Josh Groban‘s voice has the gift to unlock powerful emotions that you never thought you were capable of experiencing. Kat Dennings’ breasts do exactly the same thing only on a much deeper spiritual level that’s capable of bathing all of humanity in a warm golden light while ushering in a new age of peace and Read More...

You Take A Run At Martha Stewart, You Best Not Miss

Last month, Martha Stewart took an open crack at Gwyneth Paltrow which apparently was the opening salvo in a turf war because bitch just went to the mattresses, and holy shit, is it a good thing. From a recipe titled “Conscious Coupling” (above) in the latest issue of Martha Stewart Living: Every Thanksgiving table should Read More...

Amanda Bynes Put On 5150 Hold Because of Sam Lutfi. Again.

When Amanda Bynes was first put on a 5150 hold, it was because Sam Lutfi – Yup, the dude who was drugging Britney Spears. – bought her a plane ticket from New York to LA where she proceeded to light a woman’s driveway on fire using her dog for the wick. Turns out she’s been Read More...

Taylor Swift’s Cat Is Hitler And Everyone Hates It

During a recent appearance on The Graham Norton Show, John Cleese asked Taylor Swift right to her face if her cat was in an accident because it looked “damaged.” And I’ll be the first to say, who could ever possibly give a shit? Except this is the Internet, and the Internet is 90% cat photos Read More...

Heath Ledger’s Joker In A Bikini And Other News

- Some Benedict Cumberbatch suit porn? - Cameron Diaz might be engaged to Benji Madden. - Bad Girls Bend And Snap - Farrah Abraham‘s in a non-pornographic film? That can’t be right. - The Dumbest Things Steve Harvey Ever Said About Love And Vaginas - The girls of Read More...

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 4.27

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People On The Internet, our weekly roundup of the best horrible shit you people say in the comments. And this week is especially shit-tastic thanks to half of these being about Stephen Collins because souls are overrated. All they do is slow you down and make you Read More...

The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.10.14

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve already spent the morning setting up our dorm in Hell, then posted the live, updating tweets of a psychotic break, so welcome to the bottom. Down here it’s perfectly normal to look at Coco‘s butt cleavage, then move on to mock French politics and/or ass groping Read More...

Amanda Bynes: ‘Just Kidding! My Dad Didn’t Try And Have Sex With Me’

Earlier today, Amanda Bynes went on a lengthy Twitter rant accusing her father of sexual abuse which turned out to be on the heels of her parents finally arriving in New York to get her into a mental health facility. Since then, her mother issued the following statement to E! News: “I am heartbroken today Read More...

Shia LaBeouf Had An Existential Crisis, You Guys, He’s All Better

For roughly two years now, counting the Marilyn Manson and butterflies on his penis days, has been a walking performance art twatwaffle who mostly was just plagiarizing anything he could get his hands on. Eventually all of that culminated in him being arrested at a Broadway performance of Cabaret for slapping people’s asses because it Read More...

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants Obama To Get Up In That

Chris Martin has a super-cool new girlfriend, so it behooves Gwyneth Paltrow to one-up him because conscious uncoupling is some hardcore shit. Which brings us to the President of the United States who, granted, is married, but if there’s one thing Gwyneth has taught us it’s that you can cut monogamy out just like gluten. Read More...

Amanda Bynes Just Accused Her Dad of Sexual Abuse

Up until an hour ago, Amanda Bynes‘ Twitter was the usual grab-bag of escalating crazy: She really needs plastic surgery, the tabloids make her look ugly on purpose, people need to get off her nigga dick, etc. etc. And then things got really, really dark: My dad was verbally and physically abuse to me as Read More...

Stephen Hawking’s On The New Pink Floyd Album

And right out of the gate. I didn’t even hesitate. So BlackManUSA brought it to our attention that Stephen Hawking, world renowned physicist and unabashed pussyhound, is doing guest vocals on the new Pink Floyd album, and I shouldn’t have to tell you how we spent our entire morning. It’s a sickness. We need help. Read More...

Jan Hooks Died (1957 – 2014)

Growing up, we didn’t have cable until I was 12 or 13 which would’ve been around 1992-93. I remember geeking out every time we went to my grandparent’s house because they could afford it and I’d watch Nickelodeon for fucking hours. Anyway, with both my parents working this left me with unfettered access to Comedy Read More...

Good Morning, Ana Braga, And Other News

- Robert Downey Jr. misses Sarah Jessica Parker, is clearly addicted to horse-racing. - Ryan Gosling‘s child bears a name. - It’s A Talent Just Breathing In These Dresses - Gwyneth Paltrow wants to be besties with Jennifer Lawrence now. - Red Bull didn’t literally give people wings, so it Read More...

Shonda Rhimes Doesn’t Put Up With ‘Heigls’

In case you’re not sure how deeply and openly most Hollywood hates Katherine Heigl, or simply enjoy a reminder to lift your spirits like I do, here’s Scandal creator Shonda Rhimes telling The Hollywood Reporter the lessons she’s learned from working on Grey’s Anatomy: By all accounts, Rhimes runs a tighter ship today. Although her Read More...

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.9.14

Welcome to Thurday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ve once again lead the gallery with Emily Ratajkowski, which you wouldn’t judge if you’ve also contemplated murdering someone with salad dressing (we’re talking laughing out loud at the though of a death rattle produced by drowning someone in creamy Italian) because they happened to be the Read More...

Turn Kylie Jenner Into A Mini-Kim, Why Not?

Because every mother should carve their youngest daughter into an exact replica of their most profitable one for future sex tape sales, here’s Kylie Jenner showing off her new collagen lips on top of whatever the hell else is being done to her face. In the meantime, how isn’t PETA all over this? Clearly these Read More...

Amanda Bynes Caught Shoplifiting Twice In One Day

So the first time Amanda Bynes was caught shoplifting yesterday, it could’ve been an honest mistake because she’s crazy and easily distracted. Except not even a few hours later, she got caught again only this time because she doesn’t think she has to pay for goods and services which also checks out because have I Read More...

Rita Ora’s Butt Isn’t Stephen Collins

Yesterday, Hilary Duff‘s butt took our minds off Stephen Collins, and today it’s Rita Ora‘s which isn’t quite as awesome, but I’m pretty sure it’s never said it wants to fellate a baby, so shut up and look at it. Everything is happy. We’re in the happy place… THE SUPERFICIAL | About • Facebook • Read More...

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