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Archived Since:April 22, 2008

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Kate Gosselin’s Already Milking Her Millionaire Boyfriend

“I’m so getting knocked up to spite her.” “Money?” “Why couldn’t she have eaten me in the womb?” Posted by Photo Boy It’s time for another round of ‘How Big Of A Bitch Is Kate Gosselin?’, because even though this is a rumor about who she’s dating, we’re going to end up just talking about Read More...

The People’s Choice Awards: A Post About Iggy Azalea’s Butt

Posted by Photo Boy Iggy Azalea performed last night at The People’s Choice Awards. It’s an event where the common folks’ taste in popular culture for the previous year gets aggregated and celebrated by the prominent celebrities within. Through that lens, Fish and I carefully chose our coverage by looking at pictures and going, “ASS!” Read More...

Justin Bieber’s Pubes Are A Lie

If you’re like me, you spent hours (that turned into days, weeks, months…) intently studying Justin Bieber‘s pubes from his Calvin Klein photo shoot and wondering how the hell they even got there. Hormones? Voodoo? Merkin plugs? Turns out it was Photoshop. Good ol’ fashioned Photoshop. Which means someone walked into work one day and Read More...

It’s Kylie Jenner’s Implants (Probably)

A few days ago, Kylie Jenner told Cosmo that she’s “not against plastic surgery,” but she doesn’t “desire it right now,” so right off the bat you know she’s had work done because of The Law of Kardashian: The opposite of whatever they say is true. And now here she is on Instagram showing off Read More...

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Pregnant Again

Posted by Photo Boy For most of her life, Jennifer Love Hewitt had a singular purpose. A purpose that made her believe telling guys she preselected three engagement rings for them to choose from wouldn’t send them sprinting back to exes who have drug problems. But through the magic of struggling actors who’ll do anything Read More...

Phylicia Rashad Was Misquoted Now

Pictured above: Phylicia Rashad learning there’s an Internet. Yesterday, Phylicia Rashad‘s interview with Showbiz 411 went viral thanks not only to her defense of Bill Cosby, but for the soundbite ready dismissal of his victims: “Forget these women.” Except now she’s telling ABC’s World News Tonight she was misquoted, but Read More...

Giada De Laurentiis Denies Banging Every Guy She’s Ever Been On TV With

Posted by Photo Boy Star magazine would publish a cover photo of you in a coffin if they thought you’d buy it, so it’s not a stretch to think when they heard Giada De Laurentiis‘ was getting divorced they went “Okay, let’s start with ‘she fucked everyone,’ then work our way backwards from there.” Via Read More...

Good Morning, Laura Cremaschi, And Other News

- THE CUMBERBABY IS OFFICIAL. Ready the Tumblrs! - Jessica Chastain basically tells Russell Crowe to eat a dick. - John Travolta is Robert Shapiro in that miniseries thing about O.J. Simpson. - Feminists made priests molest children? That’s your excuse? - Jared Leto wants you to buy his Read More...

Ela Rose In A Bikini Wants To Hear About Your Day

Welcome to Day 3 of our The Crap We Missed-less existence, and I’m not about to bore you to death with the details of our photo contract negotiations when there are still boobs to look at on the Internet and this shit might take a while. That said, I’m pretty sure I broke Photo Boy Read More...

Bryan Singer Is A Dad, What Could Go Wrong?

Posted by Photo Boy Apparently today is Make Photo Boy Look Like An Insensitive Asshole About Parenting Day since Fish took the two storiess involving kids whose parents might be lunatics and tossed them my way. So right after Gaby Hoffmann‘s Goji Berry Uterine Sac Blast, I get the dude who may or may not Read More...

Rose McGowan Is Topless

Here’s Rose McGowan posing topless on Facebook yesterday except unlike Chelsea Handler and Miley Cyrus, she’s not doing it to #FreeTheNipple, but for these other stupid hashtags that I don’t understand: #?NOWNESS #?art #?beauty WE ARE ALL STILL LIVES #?marlenemarino She also used a boombox emoticon which is either some sort of Illuminati thing or Read More...

The ‘Jurassic World’ & ‘Parks And Rec’ Mashup You Knew Was Coming

Posted by Photo Boy In my opinion, mashups should only exist if the soundtrack is entirely farts. I should know, I have a degree in Communications/Media and when I tell people that, they usually look at me like I just sharted. But since Chris Pratt is the Internet’s boyfriend until his squatting naked selfies leak, Read More...

Aw, Shit, It’s #BBare In His #CKs (#DatBulgeTho)

It’s been a New Jack City minute since we checked in on my boy #BBare as in ladies be gettin’ bare for my boy Justin #BBare, Blackest Son of Krypton. But mostly Canada. Anyway, here’s da smoofest mothafucka dis side of Smooftown gettin’ down to his drawers for Calvin & Hobbes because ain’t nuttin’ gay Read More...

The Adorable Little Girl From ‘Uncle Buck’ Drank Placenta Smoothies

“Ok Culkin, I’ll see your pizza band, and raise you dirty armpit hair, in fact shits in compost bucket I’m all in.” Posted by Photo Boy If you took bunch of shit from people for breastfeeding your kid til kindergarten, you need to shoot Gaby Hoffmann a thank you note for making you slightly less Read More...

Phylicia Rashad: ‘There’s A Conspiracy To Destroy Bill Cosby’

While former child Huxtable Keshia Knight Pulliam at least had the wherewithal not to call Bill Cosby‘s accusers liars albeit while asking people to focus on his carefully curated public image designed to rebuff said accusations, Phylicia Rashad has apparently gone full truther and somehow managed to make Camille Cosby‘s comments seem quaint by comparison. Read More...

The Official ‘Ant-Man’ Trailer Is Here

Posted by Photo Boy The first word spoken is this trailer is “Scott.” That’s pretty unremarkable considering a minute later you’re watching a dude fly around on an ant, but hear me out. If you’ve watched Behind the Candelabra – And my God, you should. There should be Constitutional Amendment requiring its viewing. — then Read More...

Good Morning, Caitlin O’Connor, And Other News

- Scarlett Johansson is doing the live-action Ghost In The Shell now. - Dear Tara Reid, every phone in America has an HD camera now. You’re not fooling anybody. - Here’s Jamie Dornan talking about his dick. - Princeton Mom thinks child molestation is just “bad manners.” - Big Read More...

Farrah Abraham Is More Kardashian Than Porn Star Now, Plastic And Evil

Here are Farrah Abraham‘s new lip injections that she tweeted from the ER for attention. Although, in her defense, at least it’s not anal porn for once. She uses it way too much as a crutch. “Ma’am, this coupon is expired.” “Oh, is it?” shoves entire shopping cart up anus “MY BABY! MY BABY WAS Read More...

Gather ‘Round Michelle Lewin’s Butt, Children

First off, huge thanks to all you thoughtful bastards for the ideas to keep The Crap We Missed alive yesterday. We’re definitely weighing our options, but in the meantime, you may have noticed Photo Boy man-handled all the writing today, and that’s because I just found out yesterday we’re getting a new site as early Read More...

Channing Tatum’s ‘Gambit’ Movie Has A Release Date

Posted by Photo Boy In 639 days, we’ll get to see Channing Tatum annihilate a regional dialect, but also maybe take his shirt off for a second. EVERYBODY FREAK OUT!! How do you say October 7, 2016 in Cajun? — Channing Tatum (@channingtatum) January 6, 2015 I think you just say the month, day, and Read More...

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