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Archived Since:April 22, 2008

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Janay Rice: ‘You Ruined Our Life For Ratings’

Yesterday, Ray Rice was cut from the Baltimore Ravens and suspended indefinitely from the NFL after an elevator video was released showing him knocking out his fiance before dragging her unconscious body and leaving it on the floor. Unfortunately, she still went on to marry him and helped beg the NFL to let him keep Read More...

No, No, No, Shia LaBeouf’s Penis And Other News

- Kristen Wiig might have banged Scott Speedman. - Fran Drescher‘s new husband didn’t invent email by the way. - Future Lower Back Problems > Fantasy Football - Miley Cyrus bought a hot glue gun and thinks she’s an artist now. - Mark Driscoll‘s frat boy Jesus empire is crumbling. Read More...

The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.8.14

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, located directly under Nina Agdal in a bikini, because I need your help, science. In the natural world, that picture should never be followed by the another reminder that we’re all laughing at Jonah Hill eating himself to death, yet here we are. I’ve always considered this post Read More...

Kesha Still Shouldn’t Wear Bathing Suits

So remember back in May when Kesha looked sort of decent for a minute? That’s all over now. But before I go any further, is it too soon to say these are almost as bad as the Ray Rice video? Because I definitely told Photo Boy to stop saying that, but he just looked right Read More...

Ray Rice Suspended From The NFL ‘Indefinitely’

As part of a coordinated effort to make both organizations look like they’ve never seen the video of him knocking out his fiance until today (which contradicts several reports), the Baltimore Ravens officially cut Ray Rice while the NFL has suspended him indefinitely because, again, the elevator video is really that bad, and even worse, Read More...

Beyonce Crashed A Wedding In A Bikini

While Gwyneth Paltrow wouldn’t give a commoner’s wedding the time of day let alone her royal Jewish presence and all the gifts that would bestow, Beyonce at least has the decency to pose with a bride even while acting unnecessarily terrified of her face. The poor girl’s just excited to be married and not yet Read More...

Lindsay Lohan’s Stealing Apps Now

Lindsay Lohan will steal anything that isn’t nailed down, and even then, there’s still a 50/50 chance she’ll melt through the nail with her freckle acid. But I’m not here to talk science, I’m here to talk about Lindsay stealing some dude’s idea for an app and getting sued into next week for it. Page Read More...

Kendall Jenner Is Your New Fappening Because The Kardashians Are Satan

With The Fappening now being completely banned on reddit, the air is right for the Kardashians to step into that vacuum by making Kendall continue to pull her weight in naked pictures. “She’s 19 now. It won’t kill her to show some asscrack,” are words I like to imagine were spoken because we’re talking about Read More...

Behold! The Royal Uterus Has Been Resperminated! God Save The Queen!

“But, dear, what if it’s.. what if it’s a ginger?” “Then you shall do what your father lacked the stones to do.” “Kill mother and grandmother with his own two hands?” “Haha! Heavens no, but that was a good one. Well done. I’m thinking more along the lines of a cliff and a child flying Read More...

Miley Cyrus Went Topless To A Fashion Show

Hey, remember Miley Cyrus? Chick with the vagina? Her dad was that country singer? It’s not important. Anyway, here she is at some Alexander Wang fashion show party thing wearing basically nothing but pants and pasties which she’s probably hoping will distract everyone from the fact she brought a fake homeless person to the VMAs Read More...

Ray Rice Knocks Out Fiance In Elevator Video The NFL Definitely Saw

When Ray Rice was suspended for only two games after video surfaced of him dragging his then-fiance, now wife (Yeah…) out of an Atlantic City casino elevator, most reasonable people went, “Uh, WTF?” even as the NFL tried to downplay the severity of what happened to cause a woman to be unconscious and distancing Roger Read More...

Rita Ora’s Breasts Won’t Go To Waste And Other News

- Jennifer Lopez‘s ass has teasers now. - Here’s the alternate ending for How I Met Your Mother everyone on Facebook won’t shut up Read More...

The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.5.14

Welcome to the return of The Crap We Missed! It’s been over a week and if you’re like me, you’ve been thinking What the hell has Prince Charles been pointing at this whole time?! I NEED TO KNOW ITS LIKE OXYGEN TO ME!!! holy shit I get a lot done when I’m not staring into Read More...

The Hilary Duff Fappening Pics Are A Sick, Twisted Mind Game. I Have Feelings, Dammit!

So several of you have written in to alert me about new The Fappening (NSFW) pics that are supposedly of Hilary Duff which is weird because it’s not like I’m obsessed with her or anything. Obsessed with her so hard. Anyway, these quote-unquote “leaked pics” are sketchy as fuck because they’re entirely vagina shots and Read More...

Once You Get Lindsay Lohan, There’s No Cure

Yesterday was Throwback Thursday, and if you have no idea what Throwback Thursday is, it’s the day of the week when I find out how many of my Facebook friends have way too many old pictures and free time on their hands. On that note, here’s Lindsay Lohan‘s contribution which reminds everyone that in 2006, Read More...

Elisabeth Moss Is In A Bikini

If you’re like me, you wake up pretty much every morning wondering what Peggy Olson would look like in a bikini. Except here she is wearing one in Italy, so now we can move onto new thoughts like, “I wonder what would happen if I lit everyone my enemy loves on fire?” Or, “Should I Read More...

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Gone Full Jew

After once referring to herself as a “Jewish princess” due to her family belonging to a Eastern European rabbinical dynasty, Gwyneth Paltrow has apparently stopped dicking around with Kabbalah and fully converted to Judaism. And before someone makes a joke about how she just wants to keep working in Hollywood, I’ll have you know Gwyneth Read More...

War Machine Is Innocent Because War Machine Is A Fictional Character, Dummies

Last month, MMA fighter War Machine allegedly beat the holy living shit out of his ex-girlfriend porn star Christy Mack before attempting to rape her. He quickly went on the run only to be captured by police after a witness saw him allegedly beating another woman outside of a Simi Valley hotel. He’s now in Read More...

Joan Rivers: An Awesome Old Cunt Who Didn’t Give A Fuck (1933 – 2014)

Let’s pay some respects: Legendary comedian Joan Rivers died yesterday one week after going into cardiac arrest during surgery on her vocal chords. She was 81 years old and lived a fucking hell of a life. A life I’m now going to debase by citing her career as the groundwork for this site even though Read More...

Jesus Christ, Yasmine Colt, And Other News

- Justin Timberlake is probably cheating on Jessica Biel again. - Kanye ain’t gonna like this. - I have not paid nearly enough attention to Jen Selter‘s ass. - James Franco apparently shaved his head. - Will Smith dancing on a Segway at Burning Man, anyone? - Poop Read More...

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