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Filed Under:Pop Culture / Celebrity
Posts on Regator:14047
Posts / Week:40.4
Archived Since:April 22, 2008

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Kate Upton Is Topless

Here’s Kate Upton posing topless for the “Kate Upton Gets Intimate” behind-the-scenes video for Sports Illustrated because I’m guessing God needed a way to apologize for letting a child molester win the lottery, and this will work. This’ll do the trick. Accidents happen. THE SUPERFICIAL | About • Facebook • Twitter Photos: Sports Illustrated SwimsuitRead More...

Ariana Grande Makes People Carry Her Like A Baby

Ariana Grande‘s reputation for being a tiny Mariah Carey is no secret except now’s the part where the rumors of her demands have reached almost Tracy Jordan-like levels. And I believe every single one of them. Life & Style reports: “Her new rule is that she has to be carried — literally carried like a Read More...

‘Guardians of The Galaxy’ Has An Honest Trailer

For those of you who don’t remember, I got crazy sick when I went to see Guardians of The Galaxy in the theater and promised to see it again to write a review. Except I never got around to watching it until it hit Blu-Ray two days ago because my ways are incredible. So here’s Read More...

Good Morning, Kat Torres, And Other News

- George Clooney predicted the Sony email leaks. - The Duggars are actually effecting legislation. This is why there’s 100 of them. - Benedict Cumberbatch sucking face with Reese Witherspoon, anyone? - Girls On The Naughty List Bend At The Waist - God made Kim Kardashian fat, you guys. Read More...

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.10.14

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily repository for all the things we won’t write a whole post about like Evangeline Lilly‘s double armpit vaginas, Tim Tebow as a Jedi, and Angelina Jolie‘s true lizard form about to breach her human skin veneer, which upon review actually makes me think we need to Read More...

Everyone’s Losing Their Shit Over The New ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Trailer

Back in July, people lost their shit over the Comic-Con trailer for Mad Max: Fury Road, and now here’s the official trailer (above) where an equal to if not greater than amount of shit is being lost even though I’m pretty sure we just had a discussion about Hollywood’s lack of creativity, and how suckers Read More...

It’s Robert Pattinson’s New Girlfriend In A Bikini

Robert Pattinson‘s previous girlfriend avoided direct sunlight unless it was to get her vagina licked by another man, so it must be a nice to finally date someone he can take to the beach and who doesn’t even complain when the paparazzi take detailed photographs of her taint. And people said it was downhill for Read More...

Angelina Jolie Is A ‘Minimally Talented Spoiled Brat’: The Sony Leaked Emails

I work in the media, so it’s easy to forget that people actually live rich, full lives (Sometimes even outdoors. The actual outside!) where they don’t obsess over the tiniest minutiae like studio infighting and how badly Aaron Sorkin wants to feel Tom Cruise shove an iPhone 6 up his ass. Which brings me to Read More...

Toni Garrn Broke The First Rule of Leo Club: Don’t Talk About Leo Club

Over the weekend, Leonardo DiCaprio left a club with 20 women even though he was supposedly still dating Toni Garrn, and I have no idea why I just acted like that means something. – schedules MRI for brain tumor – Anyway, now things are starting to add up because before his night of being Leonardo Read More...

Dan Bilzerian Arrested For Attempting To Make His Own Explosives

After spending his weekend kicking women in the face, trust fund shitbag Dan Bilzerian was arrested at LAX last night on charges of attempting to make his own explosives and held without bail. In fairness, he was probably just going to use them to blow up porn stars, so it’s not like he’s one of Read More...

Good Morning, Jenna Chapple, And Other News

- Kate Middleton has mastered the side-eye. - Who the fuck is Azealia Banks? - Julia Roberts shills for Givenchy now. - Real Pornhub Comments Posted On Stock Images - Lena Dunham‘s book got the wrong person publicly outed as her alleged rapist. - FOX News‘ response to Read More...

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.9.14

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which leads with Charlotte McKinney again, this time on the set of Joe Dirt 2, which you can either take as a not-very-subtle indictment of Hollywood’s inability to produce anything original, or just boobs. We’ve also got Sam Micelli because I know most of you don’t really care Read More...

Mark Walhberg Wants To Be A Cop. In Real Life.

Over the past few days, Mark Walhberg has been trying to get a pardon for his 1988 assault conviction when he beat a Vietnamese man in the head with a wooden stick leaving him blind in one eye. But Marky Mark goes to church every day now and opened a restaurant with his bruddas, so Read More...

Olivia Wilde’s In A Bikini

It’s been a contentious time of race relations, the horrible alleged crimes of once-beloved idols, and the long-simmering debate of whether or not little people should be given a gun and a badge. So here’s Olivia Wilde in a bikini for no other reason than she’s in a bikini. I’m not even mentioning that she Read More...

Kate Hudson’s Single

I’ll use any excuse, even ones with ghosts, to put Kate Hudson‘s butt in a bikini in a post, so here’s PEOPLE announcing she’s called off her engagement to Matt Bellamy: “Kate and Matt have been separated for some time now,” Hudson’s rep tells PEOPLE. “Despite this, they remain very close friends and committed co-parents.” Read More...

Ariana Grande Loves ‘Big Black Balls’

While performing during the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, America’s favorite eighth grader Ariana Grande apparently told Ed Sheeran that she enjoys bouncy balls which he turned into a perverted joke about giant black testicles because the British are always trying to make scrotum jokes involving children. I’ve watched your BBC, sir! Via E! News: “It Read More...

Karrueche Tran In A Bikini

The last post was some god awful shit, so here’s the inspiring tale of Karrueche Tran, a young girl who basically stuck her head in a lion’s mouth to get famous and somehow survived long enough to pose for bikini photos as soon they broke up to keep her Q factor high. That’s way more Read More...

Floyd Mayweather Jr. Witnesses A Murder/Suicide, Goes To Clippers Game

Yesterday morning, rapper Earl Hayes shot his wife Stephanie Moseley then himself over an alleged affair with Trey Songz which already is fucked up by itself. Except apparently he did it while FaceTime-ing – not just talking on the phone – with Floyd Mayweather Jr. who heard everything. TMZ reports: Sources tell us … rapper Read More...

Good Morning, Ela Rose, And Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Scarlett Johansson freestyle rapped at Vice’s Hipster Pilgrimage. - Chris Pratt will soak all the Internet panties now. - Taylor Lautner went to a gay bar. - Tugging on your clothes is an automatic pass to the nice list. - Someone took the time to Read More...

The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.8.14

Welcome to the proper return of The Crap We Missed after being gone for over a week, and what better way than with Charlotte McKinney‘s underboob? Did I climb to the top of a Mayan ruin to find this for you? Uh, yes…yes I did. It was exactly like Raiders of the Lost Ark but Read More...

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