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Filed Under:Pop Culture / Celebrity
Posts on Regator:13793
Posts / Week:40.5
Archived Since:April 22, 2008

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The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.17.14

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed or adrianne+curry+nude and a bunch of other shit that won’t get near that with regards to SEO. Seriously, Google that, then compare it to brett+ratner+shrimp+grease+boner, or shia+labeouf+isis+top+recruiting+tool, or cara+delevigne+ebola. If this site came up in the top five returns for any of that, huge thanks and we value Read More...

Kelly Brook Took David McIntosh Back

At the end of September, Kelly Brook dumped David McIntosh for cheating on her. Two weeks later, he was already with a new girlfriend, and it wasn’t even the woman he cheated on Kelly with. Which is apparently the key to winning her back because here are the two of them trying to sneak into Read More...

Blake Griffin’s Parting Shot On Donald Sterling

I’m aware this isn’t Blake Griffin, but goddamnit I love this picture. Posted by Photo Boy While Fish was away last year serving a brief stint after being found in Jon Hamm‘s dresser posing as an athletic supporter, I was fortunate enough...Show More Summary

Blake Lively’s Website Loves Slaveowners, Plagiarism

While Martha Stewart has declared all-out war on Gwyneth Paltrow, pretentious, young upstart Blake Lively is successfully torpedoing herself by publishing articles about the Antebellum South that would give Paula Deen a butter boner and then threatening to sue Gawker for epically calling her on it. Which should’ve stopped there, but Lainey Gossip took notice Read More...

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.23.14

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that’s kind of a sausage fest and I’m not just talking about how Seth Rogen‘s torso was made, Joe Jonas‘ new concept restaurant, or how to make Ariana Grande‘s brother’s head explode with a simple invite. Seriously, this thing is crammed full of dudes. Somebody should let Ryan Read More...

Teresa Giudice Got The ‘OITNB’ Prison, Doesn’t Want To Now

Yesterday, we learned that Teresa Giudice‘s crisis manager fired her after Teresa went behind her back and filed a request to serve her time at Danbury Federal Prison in Connecticut which was the inspiration for Orange Is The New Black. And according to TMZ, she actually got approved except, just kidding, how about a nice Read More...

North West Will Have To Work For What She Wants

Posted by Photo Boy The Superficial’s Theory of Kardashian, which states “Upon the opening of the mouth, utter bullshit shall spew forth until said mouth closes or is rendered unintelligible by oral processes related to the filming of interracial pornography,” so we already know that when Bos Optimum, or Kim Kardashian, as the humans who Read More...

Mama June Is Dating A Convicted Child Molester

“Will this’n here help you catch more keeds? I love you!” Last month, we found out that somehow Sugar Bear done cheated on Mama June (I really stop joking about all of this as you’ll see in a minute.) because if Jon Gosselin has taught us anything, it’s that reality TV is a questionable pussy Read More...

‘Brazilian Candidate? Look At Me Topless In My Underwear!’

Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan was all over the place after she tweeted then untweeted an endorsement for a Brazilian presidential candidate with ties to cocaine smuggling because of course. So what quicker way to change the subject than by posting a topless photo of yourself to Instagram? Which might work if the entire Internet hasn’t seen Read More...

Brad Pitt Seems Like A Good Sport

Full Disclosure: I’ve never watched an entire episode of Between Two Ferns. In fact, I think the only one I ever clicked on was the Natalie Portman one and bailed after a minute. And yet for some reason this morning, I decided to watch the new Brad Pitt episode in its entirety which surprisingly pays Read More...

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

- Captain America‘s probably banging Minka Kelly again. - Jennifer Lopez is following in Britney Spears‘ footsteps. The Britney Spears. - These Girls Know How To Work A Dress - LeAnn Rimes will destroy Christmas now. - Toys R Us caved to the Florida mom bitching about Breaking Bad figures. Read More...

‘The Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Official Trailer Is Here And Good God

So Marvel had made a private video for its girlfriend Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. to see next week, but this is the Internet, so somebody leaked that shit last night detonating millions of nerd boners who clearly have no respect for privacy. That wasn’t meant for you. — At least not until an hour later when Read More...

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.22.14

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, an installment I’m not particularly proud of considering it has both Nicky and Paris Hilton in it. If this post was me in college it would be jolting awake right now, rolling over, checking for a pulse, thanking God one more time, and drunkenly finding its way home. Read More...

Lindsay Lohan Endorses Brazilian Politician With Chopper Full of Coke

In a now-deleted tweet, Lindsay Lohan endorsed Brazilian presidential candidate Aécio Neves yesterday because if there’s one person the people of South America look to for political advice, it’s Roja Diabla de la Whitenose, Holy Mother of DongBongs. And now for the part about coke because of course this is about coke and probably the Read More...

Tina Fey Just Burned Rob Schneider

Because Rob Schneider‘s film career really has no business existing, Tina Fey decided to point that out during her acceptance speech at the Elle Women In Hollywood Awards where she paid tribute to the late Jan Hooks who alongside Nora Dunn paved the way for Tina and Amy on SNL. Via Uproxx: “She was another Read More...

‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’ Really Was Just ‘Terminator 2?

Bryan Singer is apparently going to be a father via surrogate, but because I’ve seen enough Hollywood awful that I don’t even want to think about what’ll happen if that kid is a boy (“I do!” Shut up, Stephen Collins.), here’s the Honest Trailer for X-Men: Days of Future Past which does a way more Read More...

Kris Jenner Probably Shouldn’t Photoshop Other Celebrities

It’s no secret that the Kardashians Photoshop their Instagram pics to fuck and back. But since they always deny it, it’s fun to see them blatantly get caught doing it. Which is exactly what happened to Kris Jenner after she posted a shopped photo with Gordon Ramsay without realizing that he already shared his own Read More...

Teresa Giudice Fired By Crisis Manager For Trying To Book Her Own Jail

To catch everybody up, Teresa Giudice was sentenced to 15 months in prison for fraud. Her husband got 41 months, and the tears of their children will be reality fuel, but that’s not the most ridiculous part. The most ridiculous part is Teresa getting fired by her crisis manager for fucking up the entire sentencing Read More...

Shia LaBeouf’s A Metamodernist Christian Now

Posted by Photo Boy If you’re wondering what the fuck that headline means, let me get the answer right out of the way. Nothing. It means absolutely nothing other than it’s one of the rambling, navel-gazing responses Shia LaBeouf mouth-farted to Interview Magazine during what felt like an endless diatribe on art, life, and how Read More...

Good Morning, Maitland Ward, And Other News

- Selena Gomez might be banging Orlando Bloom again. - Ryan Phillippe: “I’ve only made five good movies.” - Presenting The Internet’s Booty Hall of Fame - Dean McDermott used to jerk off to Tori Spelling when she was on 90210. - Adobe sides with #GamerGate because the poor wiener Read More...

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