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Simple Kitchen Tool That Turns Radishes Into Super Mario Mushrooms

last weekHumor / odd : Geekologie

This is the $12 Ravanello kitchen tool. It turns radishes into little Super Mario mushrooms. You use the center to shave the stem of the mushroom, then a small gouger to poke out the spotted top. It's so simple even a child can do it, provided that child is nothing like me when I was growing up. Show More Summary

'Broquets', Flower Arrangements Made From Jerky

last weekHumor / odd : Geekologie

These are the 'broquets' available from online jerky-that-look-like-flowers purveyor Say It With Beef (personally I like saying it with tuna salad). They come in rose and daisy varieties and cost $35 per dozen meat flowers and pint glass vase. Show More Summary

Valiant Effort: Woman Tries To Sneak Boyfriend Out Of Prison In A Suitcase

last weekHumor / odd : Geekologie

25-year-old Antonieta Robles Souda recently tried to sneak her boyfriend José Antonio Anzoátegui out of the Puente Ayala prison in Barcelona, Venezuela, in a suitcase. Relationship goals. It did not work, despite a valiant effort by both participants. Show More Summary

So That's What That Sounds Like: 'All Star' By Smash Mouth, With All Notes In C

last weekHumor / odd : Geekologie

This is a Soundcloud clip of Smash Mouth's 'All Star' with all the notes altered to a C (aka All Ctar just kidding nobody's calling it that but me in my mind). Man, that song brings mack memories, doesn't it? Not very good ones, mind you. Show More Summary

Bluetooth Connected Jeans Vibrate To Give Directions

last weekHumor / odd : Geekologie

Seen here attending a topless denim festival, a group of women model their Spinali Design Essential jeans (and shorts and skirt, $76 - $109). The jeans can connect to a phone's GPS app via Bluetooth and vibrate either the left or right leg to let you know which way to turn so you don't have to look at your phone. Show More Summary

$2,000 Pizza Covered In Fancy Ingredients, 24K Gold

last weekHumor / odd : Geekologie

Jesus, lady, just eat your rings instead. This is a video of the $2,000 pizza available from the Industry Kitchen restaurant in Manhattan. It has a black squid ink crust and "Stilton cheese imported from England, Foie Gras and truffles...Show More Summary

A Kit For Knitting Your Own Unicorn Head Wall Mount

last weekHumor / odd : Geekologie

This is the $52 Knit Your Own Unicorn Trophy kit designed by Sincerely Louise and available from Firebox. The kit is aimed at intermediate knitters (sorry beginners, but yours will turn out poorly) and comes with everything you needShow More Summary

I Want One: An Officially Licensed, Full-Size Replica Of Majora's Mask

last weekHumor / odd : Geekologie

This is the $385 life-size Majora's Mask replica available for pre-order (shipping "Q3 2017") from First 4 Figures. The officially licensed mask stands 25-inches tall from the tip of the horns to the base and weighs almost 18 pounds....Show More Summary

A Commercial For Los Pollos Hermanos

last weekHumor / odd : Geekologie

This is 'Taste The Family', a commercial for Los Pollos Hermanos and a teaser to promote Better Call Saul's third season. Man, they made that chicken look good in the show, didn't they? Right up there with Popeye's. I love Popeye's. You know what my favorite thing about Popeye's is? "The chicken?" The red beans and rice. Show More Summary

There Can Be Only One: Furby Vs A Red-Hot Ball Of Nickel

last weekHumor / odd : Geekologie

Cool earrings. Claire's? This is a video of a red-hot ball of nickel burning through the head of a Furby while smoke pours out of its eyes and it does its best to pretend everything is going to be alright. Everything is not going to be alright though, because a red-hot ball of nickel just burned through its entire head. Show More Summary

Show A Little Backbone, Will Ya?: Man Gets Terrified Of Girlfriend's Hairclip

last weekHumor / odd : Geekologie

This is the hairclip that Twitter user unclehxlmes claims almost gave him a heart attack when he spotted it after his girlfriend clipped it to the back of the bed. Admittedly, it does look an awful lot like a cobra. Thanks to JD, who's only afraid of scrunchies.

Tabletop Fermenter Turns Fruit Into Wine

last weekHumor / odd : Geekologie

"This is my robot baby, I love it with all my heart." Alchema is a $430 kitchen countertop fermenter that can turn fruit into wine, cider or mead. You just pick a recipe on your smartphone, add the necessary ingredients, and a week or two later you've got some craft brew to incessantly talk about and annoy your friends. Show More Summary

So A Bunny Joins A Game Of Jenga

last weekHumor / odd : Geekologie

This is a video of Simba the bunny (I knew that wasn't a lion) joining a friendly game of Jenga. I'm not sure it was the bunny's turn, but if you're going to play the game you should at least play by the rules. I'm kidding, cheating always makes games more fun. Show More Summary

Own Your Own 3-Foot Long Alien Xenomorph Skull Replica

last weekHumor / odd : Geekologie

What do you get the person who has everything? "Apparently a Xenomorph skull replica." Incorrect, you get them nothing, not even a card. This is the $230 NECA Aliens Xenomorph Alien Skull Foam Replica available for pre-order. It measures 36-inches long, weighs 18-pounds, and is handpainted to resemble a Xenomorph skull. Show More Summary

Monopoly Opens Internet Voting To Replace All The Game Tokens

last weekHumor / odd : Geekologie

Note: Larger version HERE in case you were having trouble seeing just how ridiculous most of them are. After replacing the iron with a cat in 2013 after an internet vote, Hasbro has announced a new vote to potentially replace all eight game tokens with a pool of over 50 new ones (although the old ones can also be voted to remain). Show More Summary

Congratulations?: First Documented Account Of A Tarantula Eating A Snake In The Wild

last weekHumor / odd : Geekologie

These are shots from what is believed to be the first scientific account of a wild tarantula eating a snake, which actually occurred in southern Brazil in October of 2015 but was just published last month, presumably because that tarantula...Show More Summary

Mesmerizing Lathe Cuts Straight Pipe Into Wavy Pipe

last weekHumor / odd : Geekologie

This is a hypnotizing video (be careful watching if you're easily hypnotized because somebody could snap their fingers and next thing you know you're quacking like a duck in front of your entire school and you get so embarrassed when...Show More Summary

Bambi?!: 47-Point Buck To Become New World Record

last weekHumor / odd : Geekologie

This is a shot of the 47-point deer antlers that 26-year old Stephen Tucker of Tennessee hunted in November, presumably in a nuclear exclusion zone, because I'm pretty sure that's a mutant. The deer rack scored 312 3/8 by Boone and Crockett officials. Show More Summary

Man Arrested For Driving With Hands Behind Head

last weekHumor / odd : Geekologie

36-year old British driver Richard Newton was recently arrested after officers caught him on video driving for more than thirty seconds with his hands behind his head. For reference, you're never supposed to drive with your hands behind...Show More Summary

Chairs That Transform From Flat To Functional In One Second

last weekHumor / odd : Geekologie

Seen here looking like an prehistoric Transformer, this is a short video demonstration of the chairs constructed by FEWorks of Massachusetts. They transform from a flat sheet of boards into chairs in just one second. So basically they're really fancy folding chairs. Show More Summary

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