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Fugllions: Malin Akerman

I certainly appreciate the inherent sassiness in this. But she looks like a pirate who just really, really does not understand what belts do. Read More...

Fugtrospective: Taylor Swift’s Met Gala Gowns

T.Swizz here is the co-chair of Monday’s Met Gala, the theme of which this year is — ahem — “Manus x Machina: Fashion in an Age of Technology, highlighting the intersection of fashion and tech in today’s world.” (So get ready for a lot of LED dresses, basically.) Just for fun, as we prepare for whatever Taylor Read More...

Fug or Fun: Jessica Biel in Chanel

I went with “fug or fun” as the header here because while I don’t think this is a full-on Well Played, it’s at least incredibly cheerful: It’s separates, and I think I’d have liked them better if she’d, say, paired the shirt with some skinny pants, or tucked a crisp white shirt of some ilk into the Read More...

Fug or Fab: Greta Gerwig

As ever, I think her head looks great here, but I’m not sure what to make of the rest of it: I honestly don’t even know if this is separates or a dress — if it’s the former, I admit that I think the top would be super cute with jeans. If it’s the latter, Read More...

WTF: Anna Friel

I really do not get this. It looks like she’s wearing a cocktail table set atop a dining table: Wearing furniture being stacked to move after a charity function is very difficult to pull off. I don’t care how cute your shoes are. Read More...

Well Played, Hamilton Cast: The Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS performance

In which our intrepid Pulitzer winner and his cast reimagine the opening number of Hamilton to be about Sweeney Todd, Fleet Street’s worst hairdresser. It almost — almost – makes me wish everyone would use the Tonys to reinterpret each other’s musicals. Nobody does a loving ribbing of its own quite like Broadway. That’s why, for my money, the Read More...

Fug or Fab the Trailer: The Ab Fab Movie

Featuring Jon Hamm, Kate Moss, and a peek at the most likely future for me and Jessica — including Stella McCartney throwing a brick through the window. Read More...

Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else at the Time 100 Gala

I’m pleased to note how many women wore color to this event. Pleased, I tell you. Read More...

Well Played: Royal Fashion Exhibits of the UK

As you know if you followed me and Heather on a variety of social media during our recent Visit Britain trip, we saw two exhibits of royal fashion while we were in the UK, and I promised a full report. In short: Both were terrific. And both exhibits really delve into topics we discuss here Read More...

Fug or Fab: Elizabeth Olsen in Alexander McQueen

I feel like this is basically Well Played, and I’m not entirely sure why I’m even tossing it up in the air, other than just a general air of being an indecisive human: Is it because it feels very slightly Nightgown Bridal, and I might wish it were a color? (It’s also very slightly wrinkled, Read More...

Well Played: Ariana Grande in Christian Siriano at the Time 100 Gala

Well, we still have the ponytail, so that’s not ideal (she must not have gotten the Full Updo memo that went to Nicki Minaj and Priyanka Chopra). But I actually enjoy this on her. Ariana Grande is a tiny, tiny little tiny person, but she’s not allowing herself to get lost in that fudge cream Read More...

Unfug or Fab: Priyanka Chopra at the Time 100 Gala

I’m on board with this in the abstract. But does it seem like the devil is in the details here? The front of the blazer looks… fine? … but the cut of the sleeves, namely the one on the right, is Janky Supreme. The pants aren’t much better. They’re bunchy and creased and imprecise, like it’s Read More...

Fug the Show: Outlander recaps, “Not in Scotland Anymore” and “Useful Occupations and Deceptions” (S2 E2 and E3)

This is long, I know — it’s two episodes rolled together — but there is LOTS of eye candy thanks to the costuming. Not just That Red Dress, but also the nippletastic gown an extra wears at Versailles, a wet wig, and a great robe. Also, there are dildos. They appear on slide nine, and they’re not Read More...

Jane the Fuggin: Gina Rodriguez in Bibhu Mohapatra at the Time 100 Gala

I wish this were on backwards. That way, her poor chest wouldn’t be so compromised by the black leather honeycomb sitting above it – which is a very cool, geometric piece of flair that belongs on the rear side of a gown so that I don’t have to gripe about its lack of mammarial respect. Please nobody tell me Read More...

Kardly Played: Nicki Minaj in Givenchy at the Time 100

I understand that this photo does not mean what I want it to mean. I do. It’s just a moment in time, taken out of context. But I don’t care. I will go to my grave swearing Nicki Minaj is glaring up at the heavens and saying, “This is NOT THE REWARD I EXPECT FROM ALL THAT Read More...

Fug the Show: Nashville recap, S4 E16, “Didn’t Expect It To Go Down Like This”

Surprise! My jet lag is not bad, so I was able to bang out this recap in advance of tomorrow’s new episode. Juliette Barnes’s hair has never looked better; Layla Grant’s has never looked worse. If Avery judges by that, then this love triangle will be over before it starts. (That’s not a spoiler, by Read More...

Your Afternoon Man: Bantamweight Crinkleyes

If I know Fug Nation — and I think I do! — I know you will want to see Benedict Cumberbatch in his Sherlock costume accessorized with a serious-looking dog. Read More...

Fugger’s Game: Hailee Steinfeld

This is one of those outfits where I can easily envision people thinking her youth and moxie are making it work. Or even just that it’s an appropriately modern take on a retro style. But I just keep thinking it looks like The Real Housewives of A Coachella VIP Tent. Read More...

Fugson’s Creek: Katie Holmes

This is a “For Your Consideration” Emmy nomination plea/event for Ray Donovan. And yet all this says to me is, “I would rather be considering a Mad Men marathon in my bed, with a giant martini.” Read More...

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