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Cannes WTF Yay: Noted Kook Elena Lenina

Elena Lenina’s kookery is, admittedly, chiefly only “noted” in Cannes, because I’ve never seen her anywhere else. But she packs enough wallop there to last a whole year, for sure. And this year, it’s not only antlers, but antlers that are HOLDING UP PART OF HER TRAIN. Her headpiece is also a dress-wrangler. If the Eurovision Read More...

Cannes Fug Carpet: Kristen Stewart in Chanel

Uh-oh, y’all. Someone left Donna Martin out in the rain. Read More...

Intriguingly Played: Kirsten Dunst in Schiaparelli and Chanel at Cannes

I have been DYING for someone to wear this Vintage Utensils dress ever since it hit the runway, and I don’t know why it didn’t occur to me that Kirsten might do it. Of COURSE Our Lady of the Star Wars Rodarte would think to go bold. And I still love this. My moment of pause Read More...

Cannes Fug Carpet: Julianne Moore in Louis Vuitton

This crinkly, underwhelming mess was custom Louis Vuitton for the Money Monster premiere. Unfortunately, it looks like she was attacked by a monster. Sigh. That gold skirt is really on the verge of greatness, but the top would be very nearly on-theme for a Met Gala all about clowns. Read More...

Cannes Fugs or Fabs: Naomi Watts and Susan Sarandon

I’ve decided these two got ready together in the hotel and crawled down three bottles of Champers. I have no particular reason for that, other than thinking it’d be entertaining for all the flies on the wall. “FEEL THE BERN, NAOMI,” Susan would say, pointing sharply at Naomi with the neck of the bottle. “FEEL IT NOW Read More...

Cannes Fug Carpet: Blake Lively in Chanel

What fabulous shoes. And what a cute maternity tunic. And then SWEET HELLFIRE SANDWICH it’s an entire crafting aisle from Michael’s. That red jacket might, at some point, have been all right on its own, but the length and the trim give it such an ’80s feel. She’s basically wearing a parade float from a direct-to-VHS sequel Read More...

Fug Nation’s Best and Worst of the Met Gala

In case you were wondering, with an overwhelming majority, the winner of Fug Nation’s Best of the Met Gala, with a landslide 37% of the vote is… Claire Danes! Make sure you see her entire light-up dress, if you missed it somehow. As for worst? I think she’ll get over it. Read More...

Your Afternoon Man: Daveed Diggs

Lots of accolades have been slung the way of the performers in Hamilton, but let’s also give a hearty cheer for the people who cast the show. Like, the whole group who participated in finding these actors, auditioning them, matching them to the right roles… Lin knew a lot of them from out and about, Read More...

Well Played: Gugu Mbatha-Raw in Rodarte

I’ve been saying this a lot lately, but it bears repeating: If the Mulleavys are capable of this, why haven’t they done all along?!? Read More...

Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Julia and George and Amal

The other day, we were talking about the Bitch Eating Crackers phenomenon, which is — in short — the concept that once you dislike someone, everything they do is enraging and terrible. I am sad to say that I might feel this for Julia Roberts. Because my reaction to her clutching Clooney and laughing (which Read More...

Cannes Fug or Fab: Vanessa Paradis in Chanel

This is peak Paradis time, I think. Her ex Johnny Depp has never looked weirder, and his current wife occasionally gives off a GOB Bluth-ian air of, “I’ve made a terrible mistake.” So WINK IT UP, Paradis. You’re gonna win this thing. Read More...

Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Anna Kendrick (with Justin Timberlake)

Anna Kendrick is listed at 5’2?, and Justin Timberlake at 6’1?. So either she’s wearing MAJOR shoes, or his Wikipedia page is grading on a curve. Right? Read More...

Cannes Fug or Fab: Naomi Watts in Armani

I am up and down on this thing like a see-saw. Nice Heather loves the color and the delicate tiered ruffles, and the fact that Naomi Watts always brings an INTENSE necklace game to these things. Cranky Heather is concerned the sparkles look like bits of shrapnel from an EXTREMELY expensive explosion. Read More...

Cannes Fug or Fab: Julianne Moore in Givenchy

Having just complained that Jessica Chastain left her nutballs in the pantry, or whatever, I should start by saying THANK YOU to Julianne Moore for picking up some of that slack. And congratulations to her for snagging that job as the new head of Slytherin. They could REALLY use someone who’s better at recruitment and hexing Read More...

Cannes Fairly Well Played: Jessica Chastain in Armani

The very first time Jessica Chastain appeared on GFY, it was in a canary dress not dissimilar to this one at Cannes five years ago. This feels like the more refined, glamourpuss version of the original. Read More...

Cannes Fugs or Fabs: Kristen Stewart and Blake Lively, So Far

These two — otherwise, rather strange bedfellows — are starring in the Woody Allen movie Cafe Society, which was the opening film at Cannes. I have created an entire story in my mind about how they were primed to hate one another, but Blake’s cake-pop-baking enthusiasm won Kristen over, and Kristen’s wry slouchiness gave Blake Read More...

Your Afternoon Men: Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe at “The Nice Guys” Premiere

“Hey, Russ.” “Yes, Ry?” “You think I could just pin this thing and blow us outta here straight to Las Vegas?” “No way, mate. People haven’t been this happy to see me since Les Miserables!” “Uh…” “Yes, Les Miserables!” “I don’t think…” “LES MISERABLES, I TELL YOU.” Read More...

Unfug It Up: Olivia Munn in Balmain

Balmain certainly has done worse. But Balmain could also have done better. I’d have made the top a plain halter, perhaps, instead of designing it to resemble two crossed neckties over a tube top. I’d also have lined the skirt and taken away the strip of midriff. And fit it correctly. The only thing here that’s correctly Read More...

Cannes Well Played: Kirsten Dunst in Gucci and Dior

I thought Kiki was Cate Blanchett when I saw her frock for the opening gala. That is a compliment. And, even, better, she is on the Cannes jury this year, which means we are going to get MAXIMUM KIRSTEN for the next week or so. I am here for it. Read More...

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