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My wife’s friend’s son is missing. Please keep and eye out for him. Information can be found here.
I’m in the break room writing my notes while my coworker Jorge fiddles with his iPhone. “Check this shit out,” he says. I look up from my paperwork. My younger colleagues are very enamored with their smartphones. “What?” I say. … Continue reading ?
Waiter Rant is ten years old today. If you told me when I wrote that first post that it would lead to book deals, the NYT Bestseller List, Oprah, The Today Show and hundreds of radio and print interviews I … Continue reading ?
It’s a cold December night and I’m taking my co-worker Tamisha home. She missed her bus and I don’t want her waiting at a bus stop freezing and alone. What can I say? I’m a nice guy. “You sure you … Continue reading ?
It’s 10:00 PM and I’m sitting in the day room of the psych unit writing my patient notes. Because the hospital’s somewhat antediluvian, I have to scribble them out by hand. Unfortunately a Medicare auditor recently complained she couldn’t read … Continue reading ?
I’m driving down a busy street when Natalie starts screaming. At this point I’ve discovered my daughter’s wailing doesn’t always constitute an emergency so I keep going. But when her cries hit migraine inducing decibel levels I start to worry. … Continue reading ?
It’s Saturday afternoon when I pull into the drive-thru of my local Burger King with my baby in tow. Not the best nutritional choice, I know, but Natalie’s been a hot mess all morning and I haven’t eaten a morsel. … Continue readin...
It’s twenty-four hours after my daughter was born and our hospital room is filled with balloons, stuffed animals and well wishers coming to see that yes, I had finally managed to reproduce. As Annie basks in her new mother glory … Continue reading ?
Born January 16th at 8:06 PM. 7 pounds, 13 ounces and twenty inches long. Home now and running quite the sleep deficit. Mother and baby doing well.
For our last “free” Christmas, my wife and I are going to the movies and having Chinese food! Happy Holidays!
In addition to buying car seats, bassinets, clothes, carriages, thermometers, infant tubs, diapers, mobiles, blankets, toys; thinking of names, going to birthing classes, finding pediatricians and gaming daycare scenarios, another issue is pressing on my harried consciousness – will I … Continue reading ?
These texts greeted me when I checked my cell-phone this morning. “You’re all on the internet!! For your Biden’s blunder about the Superbowl! Caught it on Fox News last night!” “Way to make the VP look stupid, bro. LOL!!!” Groaning … Continue reading ?
Love the line at the end!
I’ll be participating in an online Q&A with Vice-President Biden on December 11th at http://www.bing.com/whitehouse. It should be around 1PM. If you have questions of your own, send them on in via Skype!
I had the good fortune to participate in Leonard Lopate’s panel discussion about waiters at The Greene Space the other day. You can watch it here. Thanks for the invite guys!
Just found out that Annie and I are having a girl. Great news!
It’s late Monday morning when I finally hit the shower. After the usual battle of soap versus stink, I towel off and start shaving. Ever since I switched to an old-fashioned double edged razor, I’ve developed a bit of a … Continue reading ?
My driver’s license is about to expire so I grudgingly head over to the most feared bureaucracy in New Jersey – the Department of Motor Vehicles. The DMV. When I get there, I discover the line just to get into … Continue reading ?
Or maybe Juniorette! Due date late January, 2014. How about that!
A friend of mine’s son went missing last week. (Click to enlarge photo) Missing: Nycal Velasquez Filipino, 21 years old Height: 5’10 Weight: 140 lbs. Slender, brown complexion Short black hair Black eyes If seen, contact Detective Lou Viello at … Continue reading ?