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thirtysomething: Born To Be Mild (Season Finale)

3 years agoEntertainment / Film : Videogum

[Originally posted on February 24th, 2010.] [Ed. note: In the New York Times a couple weeksmonths ago, there was an article about the much-anticipated DVD release of thirtysomething, a "groundbreaking" (not my word) television drama from the late '80s. By most measures, the show was not a huge success (according to that article, its highest ratings [...]

Do You Guys Want To Talk About Sherlock?

3 years agoEntertainment / Film : Videogum

Listen, I hate to interrupt the funeral, but how about let’s open a few windows in here and let some of this death stink out. (Good tip: people LOVE when you say this at actual funerals.) (I would hate to leave you without imparting all of the knowledge that I can, so, that is tip [...]

Taking One For The Team: The Brokencyde Concert Challenge

3 years agoEntertainment / Film : Videogum

[Originally posted on November 23rd, 2010.] Hello, monsters. I know it’s been a while since I last took one for the team. I imagine some of you are disappointed with me, which is valid. I feel ashamed about it. But, please try to understand that I do have a life outside of Videogum. And sometimes [...]

Eventually The World Will Be Covered In Ash And Silence

3 years agoEntertainment / Film : Videogum

[Originally posted on September 17, 2010.] There used to be a restaurant in my neighborhood that I would go to a lot. One of my fondest New York memories is of taking a cab from the airport late at night and going straight to the restaurant with my suitcase and eating a late night dinner [...]

Double Dog: My First And Last Survivor Audition Tape

3 years agoEntertainment / Film : Videogum

[Originally posted on June 3rd, 2008.] The Challenge: Despite being averse to cameras, teamwork, exotic foods, travel, haircuts, and physical exertion, I have to submit an audition tape to Survivor. The Result: As with the Saw marathon challenge, once again I find myself rocking back and forth in a corner while simultaneously Googling “Microsoft Word [...]

Yes, We Are Going To Watch “MORE SAND!” At Least One More Time

3 years agoEntertainment / Film : Videogum

Very often when I would tell people what I do for a living, they would pause and say something like, “Man. Watching viral videos all day? That’s the best job ever!” Or something. Because generally people are nice and you literally have to fill conversation somehow, because standing and staring blankly at someone after they [...]

Holy Shit: Gwyneth Paltrow Gives “Helpful Advice” To Busy “Working Moms” Like Herself

3 years agoEntertainment / Film : Videogum

[Originally posted on January 13th, 2011.] Look, at the end of the day it’s OK that Gwyneth Paltrow hires a bunch of college freshmen to write a lifestyle newsletter under her name about platinum mid-century bathroom fixtures. It’s not actually HURTING anyone. But does she have to be SUCH. A FUCKING. LIAR about it? The [...]

Downton Abbey S01E01: All’s Bates That Ends Bates

3 years agoEntertainment / Film : Videogum

[Originally posted on February 21st, 2012.] Ah, we’re finally watching Downton Abbey! Right as everyone else is just slightly past caring about whether or not their friends actually start watching it. Are many of you guys joining me in seeing this series for the first time? Boy I hope so because, I have to tell [...]


3 years agoEntertainment / Film : Videogum

[Originally posted on January 17th, 2013.] This website has had a long and difficult history with America’s Mediocrity, Al Roker, but all of that is forgiven today. He is now an American Hero. Let’s just get right to it. From TMZ: When you undergo gastric bypass surgery, NEVER TRUST A FART — and Al Roker [...]

Lost S06E07: The “Banana Leaf”

3 years agoEntertainment / Film : Videogum

[Originally posted on March 10th, 2010.] Last night I received the following email from my mom: so, i’ve missed many episodes (years) of LOST…so, what the hell is the smoke monster? where did the temple come from all of a sudden? i cannot do this TV thing…can’t keep up. xomom Whoa, mom. Language! Here’s the [...]

Friday Fight: Are Vampires Stupid And Boring?

3 years agoEntertainment / Film : Videogum

[Originally posted on August 15th, 2008.] lindsay: So there’s a trailer for the HBO vampire show TrueBlood… lindsay: Which serves as the ultimate and final proof that nothing involving vampires can ever be good. gabe: aw gabe: you just insulted our teenage girl readership gabe: (all our readership) gabe: also bunicula was pretty good lindsay: [...]

A Fake Interview With Nicolas Cage

3 years agoEntertainment / Film : Videogum

[Originally posted on September 15th, 2011.] [American actor Nicolas Cage is an international superstar who is currently attending the Toronto Film Festival in support of his new movie Trespass. He doesn't have, and will never have, time in his busy schedule to sit down for an interview with us. So this interview is FAKE.] Videogum: [...]

I Am Love: A Foreign Film for People with Working Crotches

3 years agoEntertainment / Film : Videogum

[Originally posted on June 30th, 2010.] A dear friend of mine and I used to have a SUPER INTELLIGENT, SOPHISTICATED, and NORMAL game called “People’s Pussies,” where we’d imagine what famous ladies’ genitals would be like if they themselves were people. What were their favorite snacks, favorite songs, personality traits, etc.? Tilda Swinton was one [...]

Double Dog: The Today Show Challenge

3 years agoEntertainment / Film : Videogum

[Originally posted on April 1st, 2008.] THE CHALLENGE: To go to The Today Show and stand in the audience with a sign of Lindsay’s design. THE RESULT: My alarm is set for 4:15 in the morning because my challenge is to be in the crowd on the Today Show, and I read on a website [...]

Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?

3 years agoEntertainment / Film : Videogum

[In this feature, we will periodically check in to see what is up with Topher Grace.] If you’re unfamiliar with the long-running Videogum column “Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?,” what is wrong with you? Here we are, on our sort of deathbed, and you’re going to insult us by feigning ignorance about one of [...]

Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something

3 years agoEntertainment / Film : Videogum

Well, this is difficult. For nearly six years, Videogum has been the best blog on the Internet. (Oh no, here we go.) A friend introduced me to Videogum about five years ago after I mentioned to him, without overstating anything, that I could not find one blog on the entire Internet that wasn’t a stupid [...]

Child Needs To Be Left Alone With His Feelings, Dad

3 years agoEntertainment / Film : Videogum


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