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So, this happened. And Dani in Texas…thanks for sharing? related: A nasty twist on “Man Bites Dog” extra credit: Nance Bodean’s Guide to Power Walking [youtube]
Writes our submitter, Amy: “In going through my late great-grandmother’s memorabilia trunk, I saw that she apparently kept a ‘thank you’ letter I wrote her when I was eight years old.” (Said Amy’s mother, of the discovery: ”I clearly did not supervise the writing of this note.”) related: Grandma saves granddaughter the trouble; writes thank [...]
So, which jumble o’ jargon would you rip off the wall first? Exhibit A? or Exhibit B? Coincidentally, both of these notes come to us from Colorado, apparently the least creative state in the union. Go ahead and post those speculative explanations regarding The Centennial State’s staggering dearth of originality in the comments below. Then [...]
Writes Jean in Minneapolis: “Apparently some cool college girls decided to leave their mark on the wall of this pizza joint, just out of eye shot from the kitchen. The entire hallway is sprinkled with lipstick kisses.” related: Do not kiss on someone else’s kiss
Our submitter spotted this behind a building on a college campus in Maine — a college that apparently does not tolerate outside-the-utility-box thinking among its employees. Poor Ed. If only he worked in a jurisdiction where his style of painting could truly be appreciated, like, say, San Francisco… Or Boston… Or Salem, Massachusetts… …or dozens [...]
“There’s a shelf in our office, where, every couple of days someone will contribute some sort of sugary/fatty treat,” writes Laura in Seattle. Luckily, one of her coworkers stepped up to enlighten everyone about the death trap they’ve created.” related: Cupcakes are a gateway drug!
Writes Peter in the UK: ”My 12-year-old son is angry we won’t let him buy and Xbox One, mostly because he spends too much time online already. On the day this discussion happened, we found this note on the computer. (Clearly he has learned about different government systems from the newspaper, not in school…)” P.S. [...]
Writes Joshua in Salt Lake City: “This past year I’ve been trying to lose weight. It’s been up and down. Apparently my mother knows that.” related: Mom is my favorite passive-aggressive Valentine
Our submitter says that his office in Phoenix, Arizona has a charming little tradition, namely, “If you’re gone for a few days, your office gets trashed.” (I’m guessing something along these lines.) It looks like this notewriter was hoping for a reprieve, under the circumstances. So, Sean, listen up! related: If there were every a [...]
Apparently the employees of this retail establishment in North Carolina didn’t take it seriously when the ladies from the shop next door asked them to stop blocking their employee entrance with garbage cans. (Perhaps they didn’t understand what was meant by Don’t make us bedazzle your asses?) One day, our submitter says, one of the [...]
Writes Candice in Kansas: “I woke up to this on my car this morning. I don’t not know if I should be pissed they are creepin’ on my man or to just laugh uncontrollably.” (Dear notewriter: Notice she didn’t say “…or stop parking there.”) related: She’s mine. All mine!
Who knew? Just add water to your ramen, and you end up with…ramen. But leave it alone and you get…a hot ramen dance party! This just in: According to our Seattle submitter, two of his office mates have started fires trying to microwave dry ramen. (NO PARTY FOR YOU!) related: Four horsemen…and a microwave
In honor of that special time of year when New Year’s resolutions are made abandoned, Laughton in the U.K. draws our attention to this particularly apropos selection from Awful Library Books. related: And a Happy New Year to you!
Writes Claire in Cincinnati: “This individual moved in a month ago and is already getting into a note war with the neighbors!” related: An eyesore for an eyesore
“Craigslist can be a shifty place to find a room to rent,” writes Iris in Portland, Oregon, who speaks from experience. “I found a beautiful house renting from a 40-something professional,” but shortly after moving in, things got weird. (Like, meth-fueled mood swings weird.) “One night,” Iris says, “he decided to take EVERYTHING out of [...]
So, how many on-the-clock hours do you reckon this piece of word art took to create? related: The “more is more” principle of design
Writes Robert in Redmond, Washington: “In our office, in this particular bathroom, at this particular urinal, there strikes a phantom pisser, who finds joy in covering the floor in front of the urinal 1/8 inch deep in piss — every single day. One coworker got fed up with this and posted the following series of [...]
Writes Steve in Boston: “This note cracks me up because it is, on the one hand, a request for more civility and, on the other hand, a not so thinly veiled threat.” (How so very Boston!) related: Can you dig it? extra credit: Boston’s “parking chair” law [washingtonpost.com]
Rob and Karen in the U.K. both passed along this note, recently covered in the Manchester Evening News, that was found posted on seats at the Stockport County FC’s home stadium. (Is this what hooliganism looks like in the lower divisions nowadays?) related: Are you ready for some football?!