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Word on the Street, From Aging Millionaires in an Aging BMW Convertible: “BILLIONAIRES CAN’T BUY BERNIE” – Poor Hillary!

TweetJust assuming on the millionaire part, but this very clean 80’s-style orthogonal Beemer has been garaged for decades, obvs, so that suggests bay area house ownership, and all that suggests millionaires to me…

This is What It’s Like to Operate a Bike in Mayor Ed Lee’s San Francisco

TweetIt’s exactly like this: But Ed Lee has a plan for the West Coast Capital of Bike Theft. Here it is, going to Brasil to lecture about how to lose billions on the Olympics? Well, maybe not, but Flying South To Rio must be more fun than doing the job six people appointed this longtime […]

CCSF has Mad Respect for Cesar Chavez Day This Year – When is Spring Break NOT Spring Break? March 31st, 2016

TweetOur City College of San Francisco will have Spring Break for three days, then stop for Cesar Chavez Day, then start up again on April Fools: OK fine…

This Rolling Billboard-on-Wheels Truck is Unstoppable – SFGov is Powerless to Regulate – Guess Which Amendment Protects Them

TweetThat’s right, our First Amendment prevents local regulation, pretty much. Read it and weep, Frisco! So there’s nothing to stop the crush of these orange Boost ads from circling and circling during rush hour. Oh well We would circle and we’d circle and we’d circle to stop and consider and centered on the pavement stacked […]

Crazy NASA 502 Flight Eight Miles Over Frisco – The Bendiest Contrails You’ll Ever See – Science!

TweetPeople were wondering about this flight out of China Lake yesterday: Turns out it was this, or so they say. Courage.

Annual “4-20 Day” Irks SFGov Because It Can’t Make Money Off Of It – But Whole Foods Stanyan Just Looooves It

TweetIt’s funny how some of the white, wizened, wealthy homeowners of the Western Addition (you know, the Nopa, the NOPNA, the Alamo Square) used to try to lobby the corner liquor stores of the 94117 to shut down on their busiest day of the year, Bay to Breakers Sunday. Needless to say, the lika sto […]

Likely San Francisco Trump Voter Update: Mercury Milan Owner Tells World to “BUY AMERICAN” – Isn’t It Ironic?

TweetDont’cha think? Milan’s in Italy, right? Oh, and where was this particular ride made? At Hermosillo Stamping and Assembly in Hermosillo, Sonora, Mexico. Sorry, likely San Francisco Trump Voter…

Maple Syzzurp Bear, Divisadero – DivCo Street Life North of Northeast of Panhandle (NoPA)

Tweet Popping bottles in the ice, like a blizzard When we drink we do it right gettin slizzard Sippin honey bear sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6 Now I’m feeling so fly like a G650

Notorious Excavator, Kicked Out of the Upper Haight, Then Illegally Parked in the Outer Richmond – What’s Next?

TweetI’ve never seen an earth mover painted like this: Used to see it parked on Waller. It was involved with this fiasco last year. Oh well.

Now That It’s March, You Can Assume That the Blooming Cherry Trees You See Are Not Actually Plum – Oh, Here’s One

TweetThe fake cherry trees of January are now a deep purple, ’cause they’re plum trees. That means that the cherry trees you see these days are real cherry. Accept no substitutes…

The Pro-Bernie Sanders “BernBus” (Metaphorically) Runs Out of Gas at the Fell Street DMV, San Francisco, California, USA

TweetYou know, metaphorically: California doesn’t really have much input on presidential elections (and even this year, we participate more by giving money, rather than by voting). If only Bernie had had more fuel in the tank… All the deets.

Don’t Miss RoastSF’s “Comedy Roast of Donald Trump” on March 26th – At SoMa StrEat Food Park, 428 11th

Tweet “$10 – $12 GET TICKETS San Francisco based RoastSF returns on the heels of it’s first SF Sketchfest appearance bringing their own brand of heart stopping, fall-to-the-floor laughing, no-jokes barred comedy roasts! Featuring monthly shows around the Bay Area and one offs across the country. Join them as they bring 8 of the best INSULT […]

Man, These Residents of Fell Street are Hopping Mad About a Possible Facebook Employee Bus Stop / Terminal in Front of their Homes

TweetI don’t know how the SFMTA’s big meeting on March 18th, 2016 ended up, but this was the scene aforehand, on Fell near Masonic: There were multiple three-page flyers everywhere: What the Facebook Teamsters wanted last year was their own terminal in the 94117, so they wouldn’t have to sit around idling, and I’m srsly, […]

CWNEVIUS IS ALWAYS WRONG, 1 OF 1: “Clever Legal Maneuver” Against Penniless Tagger Cozy Terry has Cost Us $149K in Fees, So Far

TweetHere’s CWNevius in 2015: “San Francisco hitting up graffiti vandals with costly civil suits“ “In an innovative and clever legal maneuver, the city attorney’s office is asking the courts to treat the city like any other property owner and allow it to sue for damages to pay for graffiti cleanup.” And that process ended up […]

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