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Filed Under:United States / San Francisco
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Archived Since:August 9, 2009

Blog Post Archive

Why Is It That Only Sugar Sellers are Coming Out Against San Francisco’s Prop E?

TweetAre all these billboards a joke from Coke, and Pepsi? Is this real life? What it is is the strangest No On Prop ___ campaign I’ve ever seen. But is it good enough to get 33% to vote No? IDK.

Masonic Update: San Francisco’s Useless (But Quite Profitable) Street-Sweeping System Tickets This Car Every Week

TweetThis Hyundai was abandoned months ago, so our SFMTA dutifully tickets it every week on street cleaning day. Recently, a Denver boot was put on, see? This is right across the street from the TJ’s. Either the owner will pay the boot fee soon or else a tow truck will come and then the owner will […]

Wiccan Miata, 94117

TweetBoy, that’s commitment to witchery from the owner of this Mazda: Merry part.

The San Francisco Bicycle Coalition’s Dishonest Approach for Supporting Props A and B and Opposing Prop L

TweetHere we go: “Understanding This Year’s Transportation Ballot Measures by Tyler Frisbee“ Proposition A, Proposition B and Proposition L present stark contrasts for our city’s future, and the November elections will give voters a chance to weigh in on whether they want to move our transportation system forwards or backwards. EVERYTHING IN SF WILL BE PRETTY […]

The SFMTA’s New MUNI Blog Urges You to Raise Your Rent by Voting YES on the Half Billion Dollar Prop A, More or Less

TweetWhy did the people at the SFMTA just happen to start up a PR blog three months before an election that it really, really care$ about, you know, so it can continue to pay its employees their six-figure salaries? Mmmm… Their latest effort: “Going Green – SF’s Taxis Can Help You Go Green by Gary […]

Octavia Boulevard Update: Woman Pokes Head Out of Car to Take Selfies of Bat-Dog Posing in SF

TweetDo you you think the rise of selfie photos suggests something negative about “today’s generation?” I don’t.

Assignment Desk: Q. What was Putin’s Buddy Andrey Melnichenko Doing in SF the Past Week? [A. Nothing Good]

TweetEvil coming at you: Evil hitting the road How long would you say this ship is – how about way more than a football field? It’s so big it takes half a million bucks worth of petroleum to fill up its tanks. It’s so big it needs a bar pilot to board to guide it […]

If You Think This Rec & Park Pickup Moved a Foot and a Half in These Two Photos, Then It Was Speeding in GGP

TweetIs there a 5 MPH speed limit for RPD vehicles on paved paths in the parks of SF? I think so. All right, here are the two photos – they were taken at least a sixth of a second apart, you kids do the math: Oh wait, Gentle Reader, I’ll do the math and I’ll do […]

Our Long Parochial Nightmare is Over: The Vandalized Slides at Panhandle Playground 94117 have been Replaced by RPD

TweetWell it took three months but the slides at the Panhandle Playground have been replaced after three months of absence. 1. Perhaps the RPD spokesmodel meant that the entire slide complex was being repaired, as opposed to the $2000 plastic slide itself. I don’t think it would have made sense to repair the slide itself, […]

SFGov’s “Friday Night Market” at UN Plaza is Surprisingly Expensive – But At Least It Has Coors Light “Craft Beer”

TweetJSpiderSF made it down to the inaugural Friday Night Market down in Civic Center. Here’s his report: “Friday Night Markets in Civic Center! Because what mid-market needs is $13 cocktails, $8 cans of beer, $6 coors light” And here’s his photo: Of course “craft beer” is defined as either: 1. Beer not brewed by one […]

San Mateo County Architecture 2014: “[Expensive] Little Boxes on the Hillside/ [Expensive] Little Boxes Made of Ticky Tacky”

TweetLittle boxes on the hillside, Little boxes made of ticky tacky, Little boxes on the hillside, Little boxes all the same. See? Click to expand There’s a green one and a pink one  And a blue one and a yellow one, And they’re all made out of ticky tacky And they all look just the […]

News: “Increased Internet Access at the Library!” – Plus, Our SFPL is Waiving Lost Card Fee – Plus Free WiFi

TweetHere’s a fresh press release from Our San Francisco Public Library: “Increased Internet Access at the Library! Effective Sept. 5, library computer users will have greater access to Internet-enabled computers throughout the library system. Computer users will be able to reserve up to two one-hour sessions per day, as opposed to the current limit of […]

Shocker: SEIU Local 1021 Endorses Prop L to “Restore Transportation Balance?” – SFPD, SFFD Unions Too

TweetUh, what?  Johnny Lunchpail is opposing the SFMTA?  What will Joe Meatball and Sally Housecoat think about that? Anyway, this is how Sean Facebook spends his money, on un-permitted weddings and nonbinding propositions…

Good News, Everybody! That “$3 Million Farmhouse” at 10th and Balboa Sold for LESS Than Asking Price in 2014

TweetOh, wait a sec, maybe that’s BAD news – it depends on who you are. Anyway, here’s proof that it’s possible to buy a place in Frisco for less than asking price in the Year Of Our Lord 2014: One of the asking prices was 2,888,888.88, IIRC. Fin.

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