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Redditors Tell Their 'I Know It Sounds Weird, But Just Try It' Tips

24 minutes agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

Hello, Pajiba, it's me again: your friendly neighborhood Reddit-trawler, swimming around and plunging into the mercurial pool that is Reddit for your benefit! Today, we answer the question: What is your 'I know it sounds weird, but trust me, just...

James Woods Pulled Off Patton Oswalt's Shoe at the WGA Awards Over Trump Jokes

54 minutes agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

Patton Oswalt hosted the Writers Guild Awards ceremony this weekend, and among the highlights in his monologue was Oswalt's desire that Deadpool win best picture; a shout-out to Jewish producers, the real heroes who greenlit the year's celebrated African-American led...

So Let's Talk About Russia

1 hour agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

A couple of big things from last night's episode: 1) Does John have just the slightest hint of a mustache? Are you growing a gross lip warmer, John? 2) Russia. And as much as I'd like to focus on that...

SOMETIMES GOOD THINGS: Donald Glover And James Earl Jones Join 'Lion King' Remake

1 hour agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

The critical and box office success of Jon Favreau's The Jungle Book has landed the lovable helmer another big budget "live action" remake of a beloved Disney classic: The Lion King. And the Iron Man director took to Twitter...

Here's the Thing That Will Hopefully Kill Milo Yiannopoulos' Career

3 hours agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

On Friday night, Larry Wilmore told Milo Yiannopoulos to go fck himself twice on the Real Time with Bill Maher after show, but it did not erase what Bill Maher had done. By having him on his HBO show, Maher...

That Look When You're the Lead on a CBS Streaming-Only Series

14 hours agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

The Good Fight on CBS at 8:00pm ET. Series premiere. This is the only episode of this show that will air on CBS proper, the rest are only available through their streaming service. I am not sure how well it...

Liveblogging Lifetime's Britravesty 'Britney Ever After'

yesterdayFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

6:58 - Tonight I am drinking Bridlewood Cabernet Sauvignon. It retails at $28.95 but is always on sale for $13.99 because I am a classy, classy girl. Like an elegant swamp demon. 6:56 - I did not need to kick...

Larry Wilmore Tells Milo Yiannopoulos to Go Fck Himself on 'Real Time Bill Maher'

2 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

Writing about Milo Yiannopoulos on this site is kind of like writing about Joe Rogan five years ago: There's like 5,000 people on the Internet with a Milo Yiannopoulos Google alert waiting for him to be mentioned so that they...

So Chris Christie Spent Valentines Day How You'd Expect Him To

2 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

Ah, yes, Valentines Day -- a holiday to spend with your beloved, or, if you're part-time New Jersey Gov. and full-time Trump lapdog Chris Christie, a holiday to spend with your master, as usual, doing whatever the fck he tells...

Jake Tapper Casually Reminds Breitbart He Owns Twitter

2 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

On Thursday evening, Jake Tapper, CNN poster-boy and rising champion for the free press, delivered a blistering response to President Donald Trump's comically unhinged press conference. As a quick review, Trump called the "leaks" about his aides' contact with Russian...

Bill Maher Is Interviewing Milo Yiannopoulos, Because Racist Assholes Deserve More Attention

2 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

Earlier this week, it was announced that Bill Maher had invited Breitbart technology editor/conservative commentator/dingleberry hanging from a zombie's nutsack Milo Yiannopoulos (who looks like Spike from Buffy The Vampire Slayer, minus the sex appeal, charming personality, and decent wardrobe)...

At What Exact Point Did Dev Patel Get Hot?: A Pajiba Investigation

2 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

With the Oscars a week and change away, the Internet's #hottake machine has churned out assessments of the nominated films from just about every conceivable angle. La La Land is the best and also the worst, blah blah white savior...

Betsy DeVos and Ruby Bridges Are Absolutely Nothing Alike

2 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

This is Betsy DeVos, the newly-confirmed Secretary of Education chosen by President Agent Orange and Vice President Littlefinger for the position. She is a former member of the Michigan Republican Party, is a vocal proponent of private and charter...

Review: 'XX' Explores Horror From The Female Perspective

2 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

I've long had nightmares about being a mother. In some, I am abruptly pregnant, my belly a beachball before me, threatening to burst. In others, my stomach would spasm into strange shapes, its unseen inhabitant threatening me from beneath my...

Sean Spicer Calls Out the AP for False Reporting, but the AP Kept the Goddamn Receipts

2 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

Earlier today, the AP reported that the White House was considering deploying 100,000 National Guardsman to act as immigration officers and round up and deport immigrants. Sean Spicer, however, denied it, called the AP "irresponsible" for reporting it, and then...

Thank God Sesame Street Has Some HBO Money To Use On Helping Refugees

2 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

Today in Surprisingly Feelgood News, did you know that Sesame Street is going to bring early education to displaced Syrian refugee children? Because they are, and they're committed to it no matter how much money they get (or don't get)...

'Fist Fight' Review: Charlie Day's Hero's Journey from Mouse to Man

2 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

Director Richie Keen's examination of manhoood, Fist Fight, concerns the hero's journey of high-school English teacher, Andy Campbell (Charlie Day). Andy Campbell embarks upon his last day of the school year as a weak-willed "pussy" -- as he is often...

Review: 'The Great Wall' Tries To Be Great, But It's Boring Nonsense

2 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

I don't understand what just happened. The Great Wall, the newest film from the renowned Chinese director Zhang Yimou (Raise The Red Lantern) is everything a great fantasy should be. It's a redemption story, about two mercenaries -- William (Matt...

Review: HBO's 'Big Little Lies' Starring Nicole Kidman, Shailene Woodley, and Reese Witherspoon

2 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

It's clear why many movie stars want to work in television. The stigma of working in the medium is all but gone at this point, and Peak TV has led to peak opportunity for the types of projects that used...

A Eulogy for Monopoly's Worst Game Piece

2 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

After eighty-two years, the folks behind Monopoly have decided -- after a worldwide fan poll -- to ditch the least popular game piece, the thimble. The thimble. The game piece of those who decided to get a drink while the...

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