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Women Spoke Just 27% of the Words in 2016's Top Ten Movies

2 minutes agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

Well this is disheartening. In a year female characters so outraged men on Twitter, you'd think progress was being made. I mean, we had a female-led Star Wars! And that was the problem. We had a female-led Star Wars. As...

Meet Pretty Big, The Dance Troupe That Defies Body-Shamers

27 minutes agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

After booking the Beyonce music videos "Get Me Bodied" and "Green Light", professional dancer Akira Armstrong should have been on top of the world. But when trying to find more work and representation in Los Angeles, the full-figured performer was...

The Trump Administration is Stealing the WRONG Idea from 'The West Wing'

1 hour agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

Yesterday, Esquire posted an exclusive that The Trump Administration may evict the press from the White House." Specifically, there is "serious consideration" to move the press corp from the White House press room to the White House Conference Center or...

Donald Trump Has an Obamacare Replacement Plan and Is Going to Use Twitter To Pass It

3 hours agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

In an interview with The Washington Post yesterday, President-elect Donald Trump stated that he was putting the finishing touches on his plan to replace Obamacare, and that it would provide "insurance for everybody." He also said that deductibles would be...

Young Popes Vs. Young Queens

15 hours agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

Sherlock on PBS at 7:30pm ET. Fourth season finale. Alert! This is on much earlier than usual! Make sure your evening plans/DVRs have been adjusted accordingly. AFC Divisional Game: Pittsburgh at Kansas City on NBC at 8:20pm ET. So we...

Felicity Jones Hosted 'SNL' This Week And She Wasn't Very Good At It

23 hours agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

It's a new year, so before we get started, a quick reminder of how we do it around here: We can't post every sketch, because the page will crash, so I provide video embeds only for the best sketches, which...

This Week's 'SNL' Cold Open Rains Down a Golden Shower of Mockery on Donald Trump

yesterdayFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

Baldwin returns to tackle this week's press conference. It's just as we hoped and expected: "Pee pee" questions and urine puns. And shirtless Putin also brings out the tape and threatens Trump with it. They're hitting all the necessary highlights,...

Every Republican Should Be Aware of These Facts, Which Donald Trump Does Not Dispute

yesterdayFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

There is little doubt by this point that there are significant ties between Russia and Donald Trump. Given Russia's human rights record, its authoritarian government, and Putin's history of killing political enemies and journalist, this is a deal breaker for...

In Defense of 'Underworld: Rise of the Lycans,' The Greatest Movie Ever Made

2 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

Earlier this week, in his review of Underworld: Blood Wars (a terrible and yet objectively good film where Kate Beckinsale rips a dude's spine out), TK made the unfounded and frankly scurrilous accusation that 2009's Underworld: Rise of the Lycans...

Charlie Sheen on the Way to Curing HIV

2 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

It's time for our annual check in on everyone's favorite warlock, Charlie Sheen. When we last heard from Sheen, he disclosed in November of 2015 that he had been diagnosed with HIV. Since that time, Sheen had been vocal about...

Marie Osmond Is a Little Bit Country, But Not That Country

2 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

Marie Osmond has clarified that, while she thinks America should "unite" regardless of who won the presidency, she did NOT say she'd play the inauguration. It's a move that feels very "don't be mean to people with dick algae. NOT...

HBO's 'The Young Pope' Is ... Well, It's Something

2 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

I will keep this brief because I've only had time to watch one episode, so far, and I want to watch a few more before I make a real assessment on the show, although I suspect that some of our...

Milwaukee Brewers Player Has a Helpful Tip for Those of Us Terrified about Losing Birth Control Access: Abstinence

2 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

Jessica Chastain, a proud and vocal feminist who speaks the good word on a regular basis, lamented the decision by Republicans to cover birth control under the Affordable Care Act. Because it's terrible and horrifying. #BirthControl is no longer covered...

'The Bye Bye Man' Is Bad Bad, Man

2 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

You see my face up there? Yeah. That's my face when I force myself to think about the shitsack horrorbortion that is The Bye Bye Man for more than three seconds at a stretch. A horror movie released during the...

Profiles In Secret Balling: Porfirio Rubirosa Edition

2 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

Way back in simpler times, I wrote a post called 'Profiles In Secret Balling: Rex Harrison Edition.' I loved the shit out of writing that post, and always meant to write more. But I had a hard time finding the...

'Patriot's Day' Review: An Important Reminder Never to Fck with Boston

2 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

I genuinely appreciate what Peter Berg and Mark Wahlberg have done with their last three films, Lone Survivor, Deepwater Horizon, and now Patriot's Day. They're dramatizing real-life events involving ordinary people in extraordinary situations, and in doing so, highlighting the...

Sterling K. Brown Offers Himself Up for 'Green Lantern Corps' and We Offer Up Our Lions in Support

2 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

News broke yesterday that Warner Bros. is moving forward on a new Green Lantern movie. Green Lantern Corps is in the script stage and is being called "Lethal Weapon in space." It's set to feature both Hal Jordan and John...

Trump Reportedly Finally Landed a Pseudo-Celebrity for His Inauguration (But It's Not R. Kelly)

2 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

Though it has not yet been confirmed, it appears that Donald Trump has been able to dig up the old bones of a pseudo-celebrity and roll him out to sing at his inauguration. Paul Anka, who is mostly known for...

L'Oreal Has Been Celebrating Blake Lively's 'Diversity' for Years

2 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

L'Oreal's True Match makeup line has recently been celebrated, deservedly so, for including models like Hari Nef, Sabina Karlsson, and others of a variety of backgrounds. Including Blake Lively. Great! A makeup line that can be used by the picture...

'Live by Night' Review: Ben Affleck Made a Really Bad Movie

2 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

Live by Night -- written, directed, and starring Ben Affleck -- is the kind of movie that will make you question whether we were wrong about Ben Affleck's directing talents. It's so bad that I found myself second-guessing how much.....

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