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What Happened to Alex Cruz in the 'Lethal Weapon' TV Series Anyway?

yesterdayFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

I love Fox's television reboot of Lethal Weapon. It is not a "great" series, it typically gets creamed in the ratings, but I adore it. As I have mentioned in the past, I make room for one procedural at a...

Have You Heard the One About The Poop Knife?

yesterdayFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

Reddit: The cause and solution to all of our problems. This time we have the story of a very special knife used in the home of LearnedButt and how he learned that not every household has one at their, um,...

The CW's New Superhero is Not a Former Abercrombie & Fitch Model and Thank TV Jebus for That

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America's Next Top Model on VH1 at 8:00pm ET. This show came up the other day when I was talking to my sister about how terrible I'd be at reality television, which I realized when a college roommate told me...

Dear Hollywood: There’s No Excuse For Doing Woody Allen Films Now

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Jude Law will soon star in the upcoming Woody Allen film, A Rainy Day in New York. His co-stars include Timothee Chalamet, Elle Fanning, Diego Luna, Selena Gomez, Griffin Newman and Rebecca Hall. These actors, big and small, mainstream and...

Matt Damon's Off Our 'Shut The Fck Up Already' List, And Alec Baldwin Has Already Taken His Spot

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It looks like Matt Damon is starting 2018 off on the right foot! After a year spent saying the wrong damn thing consistently, he's rebounding by saying the 100% correct thing for a change. And what is that correct thing?...

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: How To Ex-Pat In The Age Of Trump

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Happy Tuesday, friends! Or as I like to think of it, Happy Ask Pajiba Day! Or even more accurately: Happy "oh shit, the advice column is due today, isn't it?" Frantic Typing Day! Though I confess, this week was easier...

Gus Van Sant Re-Teams With Joaquin Phoenix for 'Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far On Foot'

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Seeing the phrase "A Gus Van Sant Film" on a movie poster is a real mixed blessing. Sometimes it means you're looking at the next Milk or My Own Private Idaho. And sometimes you're looking at Gerry, the one about...

If You Were In High School In the '90s, Netflix Has Your Nostalgia Right Here

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Netflix is really making the most of that price hike, aren't they? They're putting out original content at such speed that it's hard to keep up with them. Today the streaming behemoth has dropped a trailer for yet another original.....

Let's Get on the Same Page with Regards to #MeToo, Shtty Media Men and Consent, aka, Calm the Hell Down, Men

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With allegations against Aziz Ansari creating controversy online, there are those who feel strongly that the #MeToo movement has gone off the rails, envisioning this dystopia of enraged women and nonbinary people burning down the world using dry shampoo for...

Trump's Porn-Star Girlfriend Answers the Question No One Wanted to Know: Boxers or Briefs?

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There's no reason whatsoever for me to post this news. 1) It has nothing to do with policy, or anything even remotely substantive. 2) It comes from an episode of Megyn Kelly, which just makes it worse; and 3) no...

What the Hell is a Huntsman Spider But Even More Importantly: WHY is it?!

yesterdayFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

Hello! Do you ever plan to visit Australia? Well before you do you should know that you shouldn't. Not just because it's a short sprint's distance away from the Sun and the colossal boiling desert that makes up 99.999999999999999% o...

That Thing When You Find A Probable Murder Hole In Your House

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It was the middle of the night, just after 4.A.M. when they heard it. A loud, horrible sound that pitched Brittany Bush and her husband out of their slumber and into a panic. They assumed someone had broken into their...

We Can't Imagine Why James Franco's Twitter Stripper Movie Isn't Happening Anymore

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Remember Zola? Back in 2015, a completely bonkers Twitter story went viral, as @_zolarmoon regaled us with the torrid tale of a 'hoe trip' that included guns, drugs, sex work, betrayal, friendship and Florida. Imagine Showgirls for the social media...

Morning Briefing: GOP Senators Who Claim They Didn't Hear Trump Say 'Shthole' Have One Hell of a Cover Story

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Good morning! Let's do an old-fashioned political briefing. + After years of seeing the insurance rates in America steadily grow, you probably won't be surprised to learn that the number of uninsured actually ticked up in 2017. There are now...

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Tom Arnold Respond To Eliza Dushku's Accusation

2 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

Over the weekend, Eliza Dushku accused stunt co-ordinator Joel Kramer of the sexual misconduct and assault, which occurred when they worked together on 1994's True Lies. Since then, the film's director, James Cameron, and Dushku's onscreen mother, Jamie Lee Curtis,...

Spoilers: What’s The Deal With The '47 Meters Down' Ending?

2 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

In 47 Meters Down (now on Netflix), Mandy Moore and Claire Holt star as vacationing sisters whose shark-watching day-trip turns into a living nightmare. Once the winch break, they are plummeted to the gulf's bottom, trapped in a cage, running...

Any Pizza Can Be A Personal Pizza, And Other Deep Pizza Thoughts

2 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

News becomes old news quickly on the internet. It may seem like a Sisyphean task, trying to keep up with the constant output of memes and articles and tweets, but it's one the Overlords relish. Or tolerate. Or... well, some...

Let's Talk about Joel Edgerton's Horror Film 'It Comes at Night'

2 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

I found It Comes at Night to be almost unbearably slow and its intent murky at best. After that ending, SPOILERS AHOY, I couldn't decide if director Trey Edward Shults was trying to warn us about trusting other people in...

There are Now Four Films with a 100 Percent Rating on Rotten Tomatoes

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Former USA Gymnastics team doctor Larry Nassar will be sentenced tomorrow for the sexual abuse of the girls in his care. Today Simone Biles confirmed that she too was a victim. I wish I had something eloquent or scathing to...

Every Generation Leaves Behind a Legacy

2 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

The Gifted on Fox at 8:00pm ET. Two-hour first season finale. Supergirl on The CW at 8:00pm ET. Third season winter premiere. Chain of Command on National Geographic Channel at 9:00pm ET. Series premiere. This is a new series that.....

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