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The All-Caps Aftermath: What Happens When You Go Viral

3 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

As I write this, I have spent the last five days dealing with two jobs, two sick children, and a brand new puppy. And I am still nowhere near matching anything even close to the level of overwhelm that came...

Why Parents' Hate, Hate, HATE that God-Forsaken Monster Caillou

3 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

Caillou. Bald little fucker. He's become a bit of a shorthand for parents. We all hate him. In a world of breast vs. bottle, cloth vs. Pampers, organic vs. who-gives-a-shit, he's the one thing we can agree on, waging us...

Is Shia LaBeouf Actually Trying to Get Himself Murdered?

3 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

If you want to rifle through the various sad (everyone hated Amber Heard), confusing (NO PRENUP??), and seriously fucked up (filing for divorce THREE DAYS after his mother died?) details of Johnny Depp's divorce, here you go. (Celebitchy) Emilia...

Raise Your Boom Mics to These Blisteringly Hot Directors, Part 2

3 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

We talk a lot about hot actors here on the Pajibz--because we are intellectual, sensitive souls who are A Smrt people with A Smrt thoughts, but we recognize that it's OK to be superficial sometimes, too--but it's been a while...

Sharon Carter Is an Imposter. I Am Not a Crackpot

3 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

I finally managed to see Captain America: War for Steve's Heart this past weekend, several weeks behind everyone else. But everything you all said was completely true! Every last bit of it, even the parts that contradicted each other, but...

5 Movies That Failed To Live Up To Their Spectacular Trailers

3 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

Battle Los Angeles If you're lucky, the only thing you remember about Battle Los Angeles is the trailer, which was compelling enough to rob $35 million worth of moviegoers out of their money on its opening weekend, on its way...

Classics We Haven't Seen Because Everyone Else Won't Shut Up About Them (And The Sht People Say That Puts Us Off)

3 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

You know the drill: at some point you miss out on seeing something. A movie, a TV show. You don't do it intentionally. In fact you heard nothing but good things, and you fully intended to see it. But you...

What Would Happen If Amy Schumer Hijacked Your Tinder Account

4 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

In the words of my Mister: "WHY would you let Amy Schumer have your phone!?" Find out why and how that went in the video below, thanks to Vanity Fair and their adventurous associate Andrea. So what did we learn?...

Three Quick, Obligatory Television Notes

4 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

Three bits of television news arrived yesterday, and none warranted their own stand-alone post, but in our efforts to keep you informed, you should know the following: -- The Americans has been picked up for two more seasons. Those will...

Twitter Reacts To Shocking Captain America Twist

4 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

Rest easy, CapAss fans. The following will in no way impact our beloved Captain America of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. All that follows concerns the comic book series Captain America: Steve Rogers.Spoilers ahead concerning why its premiere issue had thrown...

Based Only On The Trailer, Which Of These 5 Movies Should We See This Weekend?

4 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

Forget being outside with friends this weekend. There are movies to judge.

You Can Never Unfeel the Absolute Stunning Perfection That Is #HamOfThrones

4 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

If the complaints of the internet are to be believed, most of us reached our crossover saturation point a while back. So no one would blame you if you heard that #HamofThrones, a mashup of Game of Thrones and...

With Two Seasons to Go, What Is the 'Perfect Conclusion' For 'The Americans'?

4 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

It was announced today that The Americans has been renewed for two final seasons. Despite the fact that I don't know a single person IRL who doesn't live in my home who watches this, it's one of the very...

On That Important 'Game of Thrones' Moment We All Forgot to Talk About

4 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

SPOILERS FOR LAST WEEK'S GAME OF THRONES. JUST GO WATCH IT SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT ALREADY, OKAY? Obviously, there was one huge event from this week's episode "The Door" that we all fixated on. It was, you...

Those Pines Just Will Not Settle Down

4 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

Arrow on The CW at 8:00pm ET. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit on NBC at 9:00pm ET. 17th season finale. You know what this means; season 18 is just around the corner! What further indignities can they put Olivia...

What If 'Game Of Thrones' Wasn't So Goddamn White?

4 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

I'M JUST SAYIN', cast these people instead. (But, uh, maybe ignore some of the ethnicity variation between siblings. In this version of Westeros everyone's super cool with adoption.) Arya Stark - Amandla Stenberg Jon Snow - John Cho Ned Stark...

The Man Behind the Celebrity Photo Hack Has Pleaded Guilty & Neo-Nazis Sure Do Love Taylor Swift

4 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

Did you guys know that it's "an established fact that Taylor Swift is secretly a Nazi and is simply waiting for the time when Donald Trump makes it safe for her to come out and announce her Aryan agenda...

In Honor of #NationalWineDay, TV's Finest Whiners

4 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

Wine on and whine on, my friends. These characters are why we drink.

Three Tearjerkers To Put On Your Moving-Going Radar

4 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

A few years ago, a longtime reader asked me, "Why do you post so many trailers?" I thought it was an odd question. "We're a movie site. That's what we're supposed to do, right?" However, after that conversation, I began...

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