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0:02 - OK for starters the opening credits are a full two minutes and just play the entire score of the first movie. 0:02 - The family McCallister is readying for another trip all together even though they are all...
Plus Michael Keaton is NOT having a comeback and how dare you say so, and is Reese Witherspoon living in a perpetual shampoo commercial?
1. You hate yourself.
A bittersweet reflection on the death of "Stephen Colbert."
"I'm not going to be told we can't see the movie."
100% unequivocally not truthfully less than false.
Have you ever wanted to watch a film noir marathon while surfing the most polluted California waves you can find, high on at least three different kinds of hallucinogens? That's this movie.
There is no God, Santa Clause, Easter Bunny, or any other benevolent force in the universe.
"The saddest oatmeal."
The director's busy with a little something for everyone.
Universal studios is bringing out the big guns.
The first sword of Bravos does not run. Nor should we.
Before watching the trailer, please ensure that your therapist is close by.
Your 12 days of hotness.
The writer of Sunshine and Never Let Me Go makes his directorial debut with an intriguing look at AI.
Featuring every celebrity. All of them.
These are not the Sam and Dianes. They are the Coach and Coach's Wifes.
No, really. The Zellner brothers made a film of the true story about "a true story."
True Story: This movie looks terrible.
Let's turn away from those that wish to make us all feel terrible.