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Archived Since:November 2, 2009

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Looks Like SOMEONE's Seen "Spamalot"

13 hours agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

CW reader Tina's daughter was in a production of 42nd Street, so she ordered a cake for the cast & crew with "a few stars decorations, for Broadway sparkle!" She got this: HAY! Thanks to Tina T. for the ear worm - and for helping me confuse everyone who's never seen David Hyde Pierce sing. Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

Sunday Sweets: Fun and Fondant Free

yesterdayHumor : Cake Wrecks

Believe it or not, you CAN have a gorgeous cake without fondant! And I have proof! (By The White Flower Cake Shoppe) Glass-smooth icing, perfect piping, and buttery soft flowers that make you want to dive in face-first? YES PLEASE. A...Show More Summary

Between A Wreck And A Hard Place

3 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Gents, are you feeling a bit... droopy... lately? Because whether you want to rock out with your turkey out: Do a little dribbling: Or just feel on fire again: The answer is as plain as the "nose" on Elmo's face! Even little BrandonShow More Summary

Thursday Favs 3/26/15

4 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

I'll be celebrating a special holiday here tomorrow, so Friday Favs has been bumped up to Thursday! Isn't that great news, "Demon Dog For A Five-Year-Old?" ::gutteral snarling:: Aw, I guess he can't hear me over all the screaming. Actually,...Show More Summary

8 Insult Cakes That Backfired

6 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

They tried to be mean. They failed. This was supposed to say, "You're a traitor!" "Drunken Loser" "You Old Buzzard" This one's almost accurate, if you think about it: Like, "You get older, THEN dirt." No? Aw, thanks! What's a riddens? And...Show More Summary

"Near-Miss Day" Hits Home

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

It's Near-Miss Day, minions, and I know just how to celebrate: [singsong] With a UNICOOORN! [head tilt] Is... is that a beak? K, icks-nay on the unicorns.How 'bout a cute butterfly? Er... Elephant cupcakes? Glass of wine? (Please?) Arg. C'mon,...Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets Glues Some Gears On It

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Has it been long enough since my last Steampunk Sweets? Yes? WOOHOO!!! So it's no secret I'm a huge fan of steampunk, and I love that bakers continue to churn out rivet-licious, copper-clad, and clockwork styled beauties - like this! (By...Show More Summary

Friday Favs 3/20/15

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Some of my favorite new submissions this week: There's this new Winnie-the-Pooh deco kit going around, and, uh... That's right. Take it alllll in: The ship's anchor, slithering through the grass. Next to the balloon, also slithering through the grass. Show More Summary

Sorry, Kermit

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Someday we'll find it The rainbow... Erection The lovers [SMIRK] The dreamers And me! Thanks to Myra D. for proving rainbows really do have nothing to hide. Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

The Ballad of Sam Patrick

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Ahh, St. Paddy's day. A day of rainbows: A day of trash cans(?) filled with popcorn(??): And, of course, a day of traditional Irish padlocks: Which is where "St. Paddy's" comes from, of course. Make sure you never call it St. Patty's,...Show More Summary

Cloverfield Scares

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Tomorrow's the day, everyone! Yep, the day when bakers try - and mostly fail - to remember what a shamrock looks like. Here, guys, I'll give you a hint: NOT THIS. OR THIS. They're also not lumpy Xs: Broccoli stalks: Wonky crosses: Or cacti! Got all that? Ok... Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets Goes Green!

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

With St. Patrick's coming up this week, I thought we'd celebrate gorgeous shades of green: (By Dream Day Cakes) Yep, whether you're looking for some Irish wedding inspiration: (By Honey Crumb Cake Studio) Or you're just a sucker forShow More Summary

What's Wrong With This Picture?

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Have you had your coffee yet? Let's find out: What's Wrong With These Pictures? This next one's tough: Here's a hint: SO WRONG. And my favorite, which has double the problems, double the fun(ny): Thanks to Laurie C., Stefani G., Carlos C., Sarah M., Amanda L., Amy L., & Christina C. for lending an extra hand. Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

Name That Name!

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Kids these days, with their funky names and their extra weird spellings: I bet this gets confusing around other holidays. I hear Lt. Pink really likes light pink icing: Coincidence? Oh, great, now ALL the kids will want parentheses in...Show More Summary

See, Alanis, THIS Is Ironic

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

It's like "celabrate" On your literacy day: It's a "great job" On a depressing cake. It's the good advice That you just didn't take couldn't spell! And who would have thought? It figures! Thanks to Melissa S., Wilma S., M.K., Teresa, & Jennifer B. for our daily recommended dose of irony. Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

Barbie's Birthday Bash

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Barbie doll, you've come a loooong way, baby. Too far. TOO FAR! What I mean is, you've inspired a whole generation of smaller doll cakes... [side eye] And you're not just limited to boring ol' dress cakes anymore, NO SIR. Now you'reShow More Summary

Sunday Sweets: 10 Heavenly Hot Air Balloon Cakes

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

You've heard of pie in the sky? Well, cake in the sky is even better. (By Tessa Tina Cakes) Especially when it's with Hello Kitty in an adorable patchwork balloon! D'aww. Or how about some patchwork clouds? (By Star Cakes) So. Much.Show More Summary

Friday Favs 3/6/15

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Some of my favorite new submissions this week: Briana S. asked the baker to make her cookie cake "look cute." BIG MISTAKE. And when Lynnette's baker asked what color frosting she wanted, she said, "Whatever pops out of the icing tube;...Show More Summary

Flower Power

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

When it comes to wedding cakes, there's a right amount of flowers... [Note: this is not the right amount] ...and a WRONG amount of flowers: If you listen verrry closely, you can actually hear the cake screaming. Bakers know a hefty blanket...Show More Summary

In The Daze of "Your"

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

It's National Grammar Day, everyone! A day when we, the grammar police, can roll our eyes with abandon, argue over the Oxford comma, and let our irritated snorts of disdain echo from the rooftops! So today, I thought it might be funShow More Summary

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