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Archived Since:November 2, 2009

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Dirty-Minded Decorators

3 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Aw, look at the sweet cake for Sarah-Maude's second birthday: [squinting] Although, those balloons look a little odd, don't they? Let's take a closer look... [eyes bulging] Great Scott! Hide the children!! And I KNOW you see what I see, people, so don't even try to accuse me of having my mind in the gutter. Show More Summary

Initial Discomfort

4 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Monograms can add that perfect crowning touch of elegance to your wedding cake. Or, they can look like this: Proof that sometimes it's better to quit before letting your five-year-old write on the cake. Still, it could be worse. TheShow More Summary

As You Wish

5 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

"Okey dokey, let's just double check that order form." Flavor: Chocolate "Check!" Decoration: Chocolate dipped strawberry, ganache swirl and chocolate shavings over buttercream. "Check, check, and check!" Inscription: Leave blank "Check!" Thanks to Ross E., the bakery manager who managed to catch this before the customer arrived. Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets: Drama Queens

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

In a world... where it seemed... hat most cakes were chewed first and THEN sold... one cake dared... o stand alone. Made by Sylvia Weinstock Cakes for Jennifer Lopez's birthday This summer... Sunday Sweets presents... the story of an...Show More Summary

Face, Meet Palm

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Thanks to Ellen K., Kathryn E., Julie V., Louise H., Alexander O., Jessica D., and Lauren H. for today's self-confidence booster. Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

Make Mine Crafty

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Oh, so you want your cake to look like this? Nooo problem. Thanks to Tish B. for proving, yet again, that a picture is worth a thousand facepalms. IMPORTANT ELEVEN O'CLOCK UPDATE: (Because John was really bored.) WE CAN GO DEEPER! It's...Show More Summary

Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Sometimes when a cake makes no sense, it's helpful to ask yourself, "What do you suppose the customer asked for?" Insults 101: When calling a girl a dog, it's always helpful to be breed-specific. (For what it's worth, I'm pretty sure that's not how Mrs. Show More Summary

Fairy Tale Endings

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

WARNING: Today's post is not family friendly, on account of it being a little TOO "family friendly." IF you knowwuddamean. Ah, children. So innocent. So sweet. So blissfully unaware of how much their castle cakes look like a gaggle of man cannons. I believe this is from the Netherlands. Show More Summary

You Say Tomato, I Say Turnip

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Hey, everybody! Do you know what time it is?! That's right, it's "You write the &%# post, john!!" time! So, uh, yeah. Let's see... I need something really easy to write so I can go back to playing my video game. (Those aliens aren'tShow More Summary

The Apostrophe Is Silent

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

(ATTN PARENTS: This post contains material somewhat "adult" in nature.) Once upon a time there was a girl named Amber. Amber decided that school was not for her. Fortunately, she had loving and supportive parents. One day Amber was offered an exciting new job. Show More Summary


2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

[adjusting headset mic][gelling hair] Hi, it's john with Pan-Wow. This pan is shaped like a heart but it's also a pan so you can make cakes that are shaped like a heart. A regular pan can only make cakes that look like a circle or a square, but the Pan-Wow can make a cake that looks like anything. Show More Summary

Sprinkled With Pride

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

America! Here in America...[dramatic pause]...we believe in... patriotism! Integrity! Courage! We believe that Old Glory should cover not only our hearts... ...but our stomachs as well. [swelling music] We believe that education andShow More Summary

Sheep Who Must Not Be Named

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

+ = Thanks to Kellee W. for making the dark lord look sheepish. Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

Simply Smashing

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

This is a cake I posted back in 2009: "Because crime doesn't pay, kids." And this one I posted in 2011: "It's kind of a mix between 'shushing' and 'churning.'" Well, today Deirdre M. sent me this cake: Three wrecks of the exact sameShow More Summary

Men Of Marvel

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Note: This post is not appropriate for young children. And the older ones will be all, "Ooooohh! I'm gonna tell DADDY!!" so you might lock them out, too. Spider-Man's dirty little secret revealed: Now that's a Dynamic Duo. Here's one...Show More Summary

A Mary Sing-Along

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

(In case you need a refresher:) Iiiiit's.... Stupid-gobs-of-frosting-turned-into-a-scene-of-grossness Can’t the wreckerators tell when something looks atrocious? This is not a cake that would be served by any hostess! Stupid-gobs-of-frosting-turned-into-a-scene-of-grossness! So...Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets: Wedding Wonders

4 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Shaped and themed cakes are awesome, of course, but I still drool and dream over more traditional wedding cakes, too. After all, they've come a long way from just simple tiers with flowers - even the simple tiers with flowers! (By Sweet...Show More Summary


4 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Have you heard of the Croquembouche [CROCK-you-EAM-butchy]? It's a French thing. Well, if not, here's what it's supposed to look like: So kinda like old, cobweb-wrapped monkey bread. But in a yummy way. Well, a certain anonymous person...Show More Summary

New Discoveries in the Animal Kingdom

last monthHumor : Cake Wrecks

I believe that all new scientific discoveries should be announced via cake, don't you? [pushing back glasses and consulting clipboard] Ladies and gentlemen, I'm proud to present... The Majestic Bagel-Nosed Falcon of Uganda! Or it might be a fish. Show More Summary

Picture This

last monthHumor : Cake Wrecks

So Shawna A. asked her bakery to make a cake just like this one from Pink Cake Box: To make it easier, she even brought in a print-out of this picture. And, since she wanted her cake to say "Welcome Little Monkey" instead of "Happy Birthday," she was sure to cross that bit out. Show More Summary

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