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A Cake Wrecks Correspondence

yesterdayHumor : Cake Wrecks

"A Typical Day Of John Checking E-Mail" Dear [REDACTED], Thank you for choosing Cake Wrecks for such an important occasion! I'd be delighted to offer you a quote, but first let me show you a few of our most popular Sesame Street cakes,...Show More Summary

The Cake Head Diet Aid: Killing Appetites Since 2007

yesterdayHumor : Cake Wrecks

We've all been there: six weeks of rigorous dieting, all ruined by the sugar-paste encrusted morsels at cousin Jill's wedding. But what is today's bride to do? Is it possible to have the wedding cake of your dreams while still showing...Show More Summary

The Cherry (Blossoms) On Top

3 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

One of the hottest new trends in weddings today is the cherry blossom wedding cake: (By Diane's Cakes and More) This elegant design not only looks beautiful, but is a cinch to make, too! In fact, here are a few tips to ensure your own...Show More Summary

Tonight At The Lucky Stardust Lounge

5 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

"You... are... so beautiful..." " me." "Thank you. Thank you very much." [Leaning on piano] "You... are... soooo beautiful..." " meeee." "The Goldmans, everyone! Fifty years today! Aren't they adorable? "Can't you SEEE-EEE-EE?!?" [sliding to front of stage on knees] "You're... Show More Summary

Story Time Sweets

6 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Once Upon a Time... the Kingdom of Zuu, (By Artisan Cake Company) lived a helpful young owl his Mom had named Huu. Huu danced with Petunia when she did ballet, (By Dinky Doodle) and untangled Sloth when bars got in the way. (By...Show More Summary


last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

You're not going to believe this, minions, but Cake Wrecks is nine years old today. I know, I know; and here we don't look a day over threeth. Yes, against all odds, through dangers untold, and hardships unnumbered, Cake Wrecks has fought...Show More Summary

Bad Giraffe! BAAAAD!

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

When your last name is Hammer, there's really just one way to nail a baby shower cake. And that way... NOT LIKE THIS. Aw, crap. Still, at least everyone can get a chuckle over shtty "hamer"s. Imagine being the only one at a baby...Show More Summary

Confessions Of A Master Baker

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Welcome to another installment of... Confessions of a Master Baker! "Ordinary bakers. Extraordinary feats of bad judgment." [baker's silhouette speaking in disguised voice] "I guess I got a bit carried away with the chocolate drizzle...Show More Summary

Literally Helping

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Bakers, sometimes it helps to remember the 5 Ws: Who: What: Er, let's try that again. What? That's better. When: Where: WHY GAWD WHY: And then you can add an H, for "How?" See how helpful that was? Though next time we should probably...Show More Summary

Underwhelmingly Bad Wedding Cakes

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

You ever see a cake and have one of those reactions like: "Ooooh, that's not good. I mean, it could be worse, I guess, but still, really not good. What was it for?... A wedding?! OH THAT POOR BRIDE." That's today's cakes. They're all a bit sad... A bit lumpy-bumpy... A bit, "Oh. Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets for Wonder Women

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Happy Mother's Day, cake fans! And since we all know Mom is a superhero in disguise, CLEARLY we should celebrate with some Wonder Woman cakes: (By California Cake Ldy) After all, bullet-proof tiaras never go out of style, and I bet the...Show More Summary

Friday Favs - 5/12/17

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Some of my favorite new submissions this week: Amy guessed "spleen." I'm thinking... croissant? ...that's shaped like a spleen? Either way, it's a red-letter day for organ-loving birthday celebrants everywhere. When Mom's trying toShow More Summary

How Do We Love Teachers? LET US "COUNT" THE "WAYS"

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Teachers, we appreciate you. So very, VERY much. Thanks to Alanna R., Cristina M., Jennifer I., Lori V., J.C., Karen K., Michele D., & Kelly S. for the Teachers' Wheek Whell Whishes. Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

Because Everything's Better With The Muppets

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

It's time to bake the music, It's time to write the slights! It's time to make some carnage, At the bakery tonight! [bahdum dum dum] It's time to put on makeup, It's time to dress up right, By the incredibly talented Say it with Cake! It's...Show More Summary

Wedding Missed Marks, Vol #348

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

I'll be honest, I'm not a huge fan of "naked" cakes - ie, the ones with no frosting on the outside. Because first, NO FROSTING, and second, this is literally the best they can possibly look: Which on the one hand is fine, but on the other, looks like the baker ran out of time, panicked, then pulled an Emperor With No Clothes. Show More Summary

The Sinking of De Mayo

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

One Week Ago: "Ok, gang, Cinco de Mayo is coming up and we need cake ideas. Jerry?" Jerry: "Uh... clowns?" "I like it. Priscilla? "Heads on platters?" "Priscilla, according to Wikipedia this is a holiday that 'celebrates Mexican-American heritage.' C'mon." "Brown heads on platters?" "That's better. "Daryl! Whattaya got?" "Uh, how about a cactus... Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets: Kawaii Cakes

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

"Kawaii" is the Japanese word for "cute" - used as both an adjective and a noun - but it's much more than that. It's a style, a culture, a land of lollipop dreams and squishy pastel hugs and everything sweet and squee-worthy. Like this! (By...Show More Summary

Now THESE Are Cakes You Send To Internet Trolls

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

A lot of folks are sending me this story of a baker turning mean internet comments into "tasty troll cakes." In a nutshell, you pay her to write someone's mean comment on a cake, and then send that person the cake. That's right, you punish an internet troll... Show More Summary

Who's In Trouble? It's Gonna Be MAY

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

There's a very important phrase you need to know today, minions. No, that's not quite right. Still not there. This... doesn't even make sense. [silently banging head on keyboard] (Nay, I say. NEIGH!) C'mon, what's the one phrase every...Show More Summary

5 Times It Didn't Pay To Be Polite

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Some people think common courtesy is dead. To these people I say, "Hey, do you mind? I CAN'T HEAR THIS PHONE CONVERSATION OVER THE MOVIE WHILE YOU'RE SHUSHING ME." (Yes, I'm joking.) (I have exceptionally good hearing.) And bakers, it...Show More Summary

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