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Friday Favs: 7/3/15

8 hours agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Some of my favorite submissions this week: Wrecky minion Catie paid her bakery $150 to make a Death Star cake something like this: (Anyone else have a baaaad feeling about this?) Here's what she got: THAT'S NO DEATH STAR. I especially like the paper cut-outs of light sabers. Show More Summary

This, Not That

yesterdayHumor : Cake Wrecks

Attention, bakers! Just so you all know: We want this: (By Outta the Oven) Not that: This: (By Brenda's Cakes) Not that: This: (By Magical Cakes) Not that: This: (By McGreevy Cakes) SO NOT THAT: And this: (By Siberina) Not... BWAHAHAHAAA! [wiping eyes] Hoo WHEE! Yeah. Show More Summary

Big Bangs

2 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Note: Today's post contains a word that starts with "p" and rhymes with "Venus." Parents, please parent accordingly. Before you head out to stock up on fireworks this weekend, here's a handy tip from the folks over at Lamebook: Perhaps...Show More Summary

July Wrecks Forth

3 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

"Ok, staff, July 4th is coming and we need new cake designs. I'm talking stuff that screams, 'AMERICA.'" [pointing] "Jackie, GO." "Uh... butterflies?" "I like it. Pat?" "Maybe a gator-lookin' thing?" "Smart thinking; we'll ride the dinosaur craze. Show More Summary

These Wrecks Have Got Your Number

4 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

So there's this hilarious wrecky outbreak happening across our nation's bakeries, but it requires a little explanation before you can truly appreciate how funny it is. Here's the deal: See that? That's an edible image sheet. These sheets...Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets: Rainbow Connection

5 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Why are there so many songs... By Wild Orchid Baking Co ...about rainbows? By The Greedy Baker And what's on the other side? By Molly's Creative Cakes Rainbows are visions, but only illusions, By Art2eatCakes and rainbows have nothing...Show More Summary

Friday Favs 6/26/15

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Some of my favorite submissions this week: They asked for mountains: And never has "Good Luck" looked quite so sarcastic. Tessa tells me this wedding cake was supposed to look like bark: Bark, huh? Well, it DOES look pretty "ruff." Eh?...Show More Summary


last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Everyone's going nuts this week about the baby shower cake with bear vaginas on it. Not bare vaginas, mind you; BEAR vaginas: See? ENHANCE! The bakery claims those are NOT vaginas, of course; they're "seams." Crotch seams. On teddies. For a christening. [... Show More Summary

Ready, Aim...

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Pink slips are so last decade, employers. This time, why not spice up your "restructuring program" with an element of fun? Oooh, I love Quessing games! What?! He can't even be mad, 'cuz he gets a cake out of it. See? FUN. Er... Sorry,...Show More Summary

A Day Late And A Daddy Short

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

IN A WORLD Where NO ONE can spell "Father's day." 1 DAD Will get HAMMERED. To become he ULTIMATE... ...HEAD CASE. There WILL be puns. There WILL be... wait, what? But mostly... There WILL be really... REALLY Really bad ties. Hope your...Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets: A Dad's Day Ditty

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Let's get down to business! To defeat... er, celebrate THE DADS. (Posted here, but the baker isn't listed. Anyone know?) All together now! Be a man! (By Callicious Cakes) We must be swift as the coursing river! (By Jacques Fine European...Show More Summary

Friday Favs 6/19/15

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Some of my favorite new submissions this week: I call this one, "But not today." "Hey, why does your koi fish have ears?" "That's not a koi! Didn't you seee what I wrote on the cake board?" "Ohhhhhh! ".... but it still looks like a koi...Show More Summary

In Which We Try To Come Up With New Ways To Say "Nailed It"

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

The baker swore she could recreate this Mad Hatter cake: And yet... To quote Aimee, "Oh, and the cake was burnt." Well, somebody got burned, am I right?! HEYO! High five! Anyone? Don't leave me hanging... Fine. Amber wanted this Mickey...Show More Summary

Sure, Just Write That Anywhere

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

I'd ask you how you feel about this, Krystal K., but it's written all over your face. [bowing] Uh thank you. Thankyouverramuch. Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.


2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

How To Celebrate National Hermit Week (by a prefessional hermit) Step 1) Cancel all your plans I'm sure you can think of a good excuse. Step 2) Stock up on essential food items Step 3) Jazzercise Just kidding. Step 4) Raid the toy box...Show More Summary

Sorry, Betsy

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

You're a grand old flag, You're a high flying flag, And forever in peace pieces may you waaaave. You're the emblem of The land I love! The home of the free and the braaaave! [crickets] Happy Flag Week, y'all. Remember to save room for impaled doggy! Thanks to Michael H., Emily G., Dawn D., Denise, Alice D., & Chelsea W. Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets Celebrates Kids' Movies

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Anyone else out there addicted to kids' movies? 'Cuz I admit it: I love 'em. Especially since they keep making so many amazing ones. Besides, how can you NOT love Baymax? (By Catherine's Cakery) Seeing Big Hero 6 in the theater was a milestone for me, since I'd been avoiding theaters for years on account of my panic disorder. Show More Summary

Friday Favs 6/12/15

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Some of my favorite new submissions this week. They say she studied her head off for that diploma: Which is an excellent segue for... Brains, caps, heads - oh, yeah. It's allll comin' together. John couldn't stop snort-giggling over this one. Show More Summary

Defective Communication Month

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

It's Effective Communication Month! Which is an excellent excuse to share these: Dina asked for a "brown lawyer gavel" with "Good luck, Ms. Haile!" How now, brown lawyer? They explained the birthday boy's name was "Marc, with a C." Sounds...Show More Summary

Expectation vs Reality, Vol. 27

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Jamie ordered this zebra-stripe cake in blue and green: ...but she got this: Mmm. Squishy. (Anyone else seeing under-ripe banana peels?) I'm still not sure what happened to Deirdre's Nemo cake. She ordered this: ...but got... this? After...Show More Summary

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