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URL :http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/
Filed Under:Humor
Posts on Regator:532
Posts / Week:1.6
Archived Since:November 2, 2009

Blog Post Archive

Wreck Busters!

23 hours agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

It's National Paranormal Day, which makes this an EXCELLENT time to check your bakery for paranormal activity, wreckerators. "You're right; no HUMAN BEING would decorate cakes like this." Just think, if you find any, you can blame your...Show More Summary

Get Your Red Pens Ready, Teachers

yesterdayHumor : Cake Wrecks

Teachers, this is your week - but what can I say about you unsung heroes that hasn't already been said? I mean, in relation to teaching? Ahahahahhahahaha! Ahah. Ha. Yeeeah. Ahem. Look, teachers, you know how much we need you. Heck, just...Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets Celebrates Mother Goose Day!

2 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Baby Showers are getting pretty weird these days, but lucky for us, not every mom-to-be relishes the thought of fondant nipples and edible C-sections at her party. In fact - and this may blow your mind if you're a regular CW reader -...Show More Summary

Friday Favs 4/29/16

4 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Some of my favorite new submissions this week. Let's all take a moment to appreciate the good Samaritan who fixed this label: Muuuuch better. I'm just glad I'm not the only one who noticed: The good news is you can always rip their pudgy...Show More Summary

Doilies and Squiggles and Spray Paint, Oh My!

5 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

It's time again for everyone's favorite: WEDDING WRECKS! (Well, everyone but the bride.) (And possibly the baker who may or may not have been assaulted by the aforementioned bride) What the bride wanted: What the bride got: Hey, JenShow More Summary

Remember, Whatever Happens Out There, We Are Total Prefessionals

6 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

It's Administrative Professionals' day, minions, a time to A) thank your professional assistants, and B) force local bakers to write ridiculously long, hard-to-spell words on cakes. SO LET'S GET TO IT. Oooh, so close. If they only had...Show More Summary

THE GREAT HUMAN MYSTERY... plus cake!

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

There is no greater human mystery than our ability to communicate. To take a picture or concept and implant it perfectly into the mind of another - what wonder! What marvel! Nay, what miracle, even! So the next time you're ordering a...Show More Summary

And Now A Word From Princess Godzilla

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

HOW TO BE A PRINCESS Cake Wrecks style 1) First things first: you'll need a wardrobe fit for royalty. Because even a straight jacket can be princessy when paired with the right skirt/circus tent. 2) Have your hair and makeup done professionally...Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets: Robots Rock

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Here's a little known fact: Nothing makes Jen as happy as adorable robots. (Except our cat Lily. And Disney. And chocolate cake. Okay, so a lot of things make Jen happy.) So this week, I thought we'd look at adorable robot cakes. Because I love my wife. Show More Summary

From The Baker Formerly Known As Prince

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Note- We'll return to our regularly scheduled Friday Favs next week. I just needed to put this up today. Goodnight, sweet Prince. I was working part time in a bakery line My boss was Mr. Wreckie He told me several times that he didn't...Show More Summary

Friday Favs 4/22/16

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Some of my favorite new submissions this week. Let's all take a moment to appreciate the good Samaritan who fixed this label: Muuuuch better. I'm just glad I'm not the only one who noticed: The good news is you can always rip their pudgy...Show More Summary

How Bizarre

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

One of my high school teachers told us to always ask why with our writing. Why does this character do what she does? Why is this political issue so divisive? Why are poop jokes so darn funny? Well I may not have answers today, minions,...Show More Summary

9 Of The World's Dirtiest Cakes

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Baaaaby, now that I've found you I'll just LET you mold: With Christmas stuff around you And UGLY bows: Barbie, EVEN though You're so creepy So dang creeeeee-pay!! BAAAAY-BAY! Without a sound you scream, "I'll CUT you, bro!" Dead bugs...Show More Summary

That's My Wreck, NACHOS

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

If you frequent Pinterest you've probably seen these Sweet campfire cakes going around: These are relatively simple, fun designs made with chocolate icing, Pirouette cookies, and hard sugar "flames." Some folks also add toasted marshmallows: (By...Show More Summary

It's Worse Than That, They're Dead, Jen

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

So Jen wants you to think our national parks are all fun and games and kayaking and snuggling baby otters and stuff. Well, we live in Florida, man! We have the Everglades where literally everything wants to kill and eat you. Or kill you and leave your body for something ELSE to eat you. Show More Summary

Parks & No Wreck: Sunday Sweets To TREAT YO'SELF

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

This week is National Park Week, so I decided to round up 10 Sweet nature cakes that would make Leslie Knope proud. (By Intricate Icings Cake Design) Preeeeettty. Now, I'm a hermit blogger with what my doctor described as a "shocking" vitamin D deficiency, so I think it's safe to say I'm not the outdoorsy type. Show More Summary

Don't Worry, Look At Cake Wrecks

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

It's tax day here in the U.S., but did you know April 15th is also the day President Lincoln died? And the Titanic sank? And McDonald's was founded?! Maybe that's why today is also known as "That Sucks Day." But don't worry, minions; I'm here to make it better. Ahem hem hem. Show More Summary

It's So Hard To Say... That Word There

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Ooh, so close. Less close. The irony. It burns. [head on desk] Noooo.... [rolling head on keyboard] Nooogw89w;kahoeoiujoowirmooooo What?! OK. THATS IT. You give me a properly spelled goodbye cake, bakers, or so help me, I WILL start ranting about CCCs again. Show More Summary

Darth Vader Gets Wrecked

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

A few days ago, the new trailer for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story came out and people are speculating that Darth Vader may be in it. (Woohoo!) So of course I have to honor the occasion the best way I know how: ...by mercilessly mocking...Show More Summary

10 Easy Ways To Completely Wreck Your Icing Balloons

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

It's almost TOO simple: a round blob with a string. So how can you wreck the humble icing balloon? Oh, my sweet, naive little baker friends. LET ME COUNT THE WAYS. 1) Embrace The Airbrush: I'm talking full-on bear hug territory here, folks. Show More Summary

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