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Archived Since:November 2, 2009

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The Bakery At The End Of The Universe

2 hours agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

[announcer voice] Here at The Bakery At The End Of The Universe, we want our intergalactic guests to have a personal connection with their cakes. That's why all our sugary creations are given sentience before serving, so they can introduce...Show More Summary


yesterdayHumor : Cake Wrecks

I once mentioned on Twitter how much I love rainy days, because I never have to go outside. Then I might have said something about going 5 or 6 days without leaving the house, and hellooooo, Judgey McJudgersons! Look, internet people, I don't need your pity. Show More Summary

A Reptile Dysfunction

2 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

In honor of World Turtle Day, let's take a moment to meet some of the lesser known turtle cake varieties. Because nature is beautiful, people. The Slimy Nope Tail: Also collects spores, molds, and fungus! Snootless Flipper Swaddles: They...Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets: Rockin' Rockabilly

3 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Pin some victory rolls in your hair and break out the red lipstick, ladies, 'cuz today we're going ROCKABILLY. (By Rock Cakes) AW YEAH. Rockabilly is a style from the 1950s that keeps coming back, hipper than ever. There's a big rockabilly community in California, of course, but sometimes I spot those stylish lovelies even down here in Orlando. Show More Summary

Friday Favs 5/20/16

5 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

A few of my favorite new submissions this week. We do rag on bakers quite a bit over here, so I say, every now and then, why not throw them a bone? Apparently he's a communal NO I CAN'T SAY IT. That is exactly what the customer asked...Show More Summary

Bakers Make Passes At Dinos With Glasses

6 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Ever wonder what's going on back there in the murky recesses behind the bakery counter? No? How 'bout now? I mean, do you suppose bakers sit around taking bets on who can write the weirdest thing on the stock cakes? (For the neighbor...Show More Summary


last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

[Note: Today's post contains a mildly bad word, because I put it in to make John laugh and then he said it was too funny to take out. Please parent accordingly.] According to Urban Dictionary, a unicorn chaser is anything that "serves...Show More Summary

All Hands On Wreck: Pirate Ship Wedding Cake A Sight For Sore "Ayes"

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Today's bride had an interesting request for her wedding: she wanted a pirate ship for the cake. The baker was totally onboard, though, [snerk] and even sent over this inspiration picture so the bride would know what to expect on her Big Day. You're seeing it now, right? All white, roses... Show More Summary

A Letter Wrong And A Holler Short

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

When you get like 99% of it right, but all anyone can talk about is that ONE LITTLE MISTAKE: Home bun! Her name is Lacy: Guess why she didn't go back to get it fixed. Because she was LATE, that's why. Sheesh, you people. A true testShow More Summary

Sunday Sweets: Oh. Em. GEODE.

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

There's a Sweet new wedding cake trend going around, you guys, and it totally rocks. (By Intricate Icings Cake Design) Geode cakes! This is the one that went viral a little while back, and it's easy to see why. Soooo sparkly. Ah, but...Show More Summary

Creepy Clowns vs Creepy Boobs: We Report, YOU DECIDE

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Fun Fact: I can't stand horror movies, but I love - LOOOOVE - creepy cakes. I'm not talking intentionally creepy stuff, like zombies or gore or "Baby Bump" cakes - no, I mean the ones that a baker finished, looked at, and thought, "Yeah,...Show More Summary

Nappy Blob Blob, Jen

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Today isn't like any other day, friends, because today is Jen's birthday. Today. So please join me in a hearty, boisterous, thundering rendition of this recently free-to-use song! ? Haaaaappy Bulhedoy... ? TO YOU! APP HIIIIIRTY BDAAAAAYH!!! TOOO YOU!!! Haaappy BIRTHDAAAAAY!!! Dear Sugar Briiiiitches... Show More Summary

Passive Aggression is a Dish Best Served Iced

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Passive aggression comes in many forms, but I prefer the subtle approach for added deniability. The message is still there, of course, but it's not so obvious as to get you immediately disowned. "Here's a big dead tree to represent your general state of witheredness. "Oh, and..." [jazz hands] "Happy birthday." If she asks, it's a crown. Show More Summary

This Means CIVIL WAR

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Rest assured, dear minions, I won't be spoiling the new Captain America movie for you... because I haven't seen it yet. HOWEVER. I'm seeing evidence of the Avenger's newest conflict throughout our nation's bakeries, and believe me, it's...Show More Summary

How (Not) To Practice Proper Etiquette With Cake

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

It's National Etiquette Week, a time of reflection on how we, too, can be more etiquettey. So let's start with our cakes, shall we? I mean, this is a cake blog, you like looking at cakes... it just all kinda works. So: 1) Don't talkShow More Summary

Sunday Sweets For My Mom

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

I'm not sure when it happened, exactly - maybe sometime in middle school? - but I'll always remember the day Mom told me I was skipping school, and we were going shopping instead. (Baker unknown. Anyone recognize it?) AW YEAH. We spent...Show More Summary

Happy Mothday, Moms!

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Minions, there are LOTS of ways to tell Mom you love her for Mother's Day. This isn't one of them. Now, if you wanted to say something like, "There's a hole in my heart Mother can never fill," then this one's got you covered: Or if you...Show More Summary

Baby Bears All

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Yesterday I offered to buy John some nipple pasties, but before you judge, it wasn't for anything "weird." It was just to cover his nipples. You know, when he goes running. Because they hurt. His nipples, I mean. When he runs. I like talking. Show More Summary

May The 4th Be Wrecky

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

"Dude, he was JUST HERE." Though strangely, the sound effects are still the same. SO SINISTER. "I find your lack of unicorns... DISTURBING." Maybe farce with unto you be Jen D., Rebecca F., Mihkaila, Ellen H., Peter R., Ralph J., Amber D., Heather P., and Mandi B. Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

Wreck Busters!

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

It's National Paranormal Day, which makes this an EXCELLENT time to check your bakery for paranormal activity, wreckerators. "You're right; no HUMAN BEING would decorate cakes like this." Just think, if you find any, you can blame your...Show More Summary

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