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URL :http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/
Filed Under:Entertainment / Humor
Posts on Regator:653
Posts / Week:2.5
Archived Since:November 2, 2009

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We Moved!!!

Cake Wrecks has moved! Click here to go to our new site, and make sure all your bookmarks point to CakeWrecks.com. UPDATE: If for some reason you can't access CakeWrecks.com, try CakeWrecks.SquareSpace.com. Both lead to the same site. Promise.

To Our Blogroll Followers

Hi everyone,Some of you may have noticed that you haven't seen any updates from Cake Wrecks in a few days and I wanted to give you a heads up. On Friday night, Cake Wrecks moved to a new host and will no longer be publishing on blogspot. Show More Summary

Available Exclusively at the Geiger Counter!

When it comes to powerfully good cake, the choice is (nu)clear: And here's some fuel for thought: this wasn't a special order. It was just out in the display case, on the off chance someone was having a nuclear power plant themed occasion worth celebrating. HOW WELL THEY KNOW ME. Thanks to Clare M. for the rad wreckporting.

Our Days Are Numbered

After all the doom and gloom on the news lately, and watching the roller coaster ride that is our stock market (Ok, less "roller coaster," and more "log flume drop") yesterday John and I were happy to receive a "cheer up, it could be...Show More Summary

And They Say Motherhood Has No Rewards

Despite all the trials and heartaches, the lack of sleep, the whining, the runny noses, the LEGO tripping hazards, and the occasional visit from the local fire department, moms know that it's moments like these that make parenting all worthwhile: "Sorry, Mom. Show More Summary

The World's Most Unfortunate Wedding Monogram

Some couples look for a sign that their marriage will last. This isn't it. Thanks to Ruth H. for the initial discomfort.

D'OH!

It took me forever to realize this wedding cake was supposed to have a Simpson's theme: Mmmmm. Paaaaaper. And yes, you read that right: this was a WEDDING CAKE. I especially like the way the sides transition seamlessly from edible paper to airbrushed fondant: SEAMLESS. Oh, and Bart's chalkboard reads, "I will not lick the wedding cake. Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets: Taste The Rainbow

Who says you have to have a white wedding? These bright beauties are proof you can have your color and eat it, too. Daisies are red, violets are blue... By Sweet Disposition Cakes Okay, before we head to the Epcot bunker: they're actually...Show More Summary

Killer Thrillers (HEEhee!)

[howling wind] [howling dog] [howling wind and dog together] [plus a sprinkling of light rattling chains] Darkness falls across the land... Prince Humperdink: SKIP to the end! Oh. Ok. [ahem] The fowl-est stench is in the air... "Quack." The FUNK of forty thousand years! Give or take an eon. Show More Summary

We Moved!

Congratuliatison! If you can read this, that means you've successfully navigated to our new website. And if you didn't even realize you had navigated to our new website, then we'll just be congratulating ourselves, uh thankyouverramuch. Show More Summary

Available Exclusively at the Geiger Counter!

When it comes to powerfully good cake, the choice is (nu)clear: And here's some fuel for thought: this wasn't a special order. It was just out in the display case, on the off chance someone was having a nuclear power plant themed occasion worth celebrating. HOW WELL THEY KNOW ME. Thanks to Clare M. for the rad wreckporting.

Moving

Greetings, loyal RSS wreckies! We're in the process of moving Cake Wrecks to a new server tonight, which is why your feed may have suddenly gone a bit wonky. Sorry for that! With luck this will be the only noticeable change you'll see by tomorrow morning - so wish us luck! Under Neat Dat, Jen

The Search for the World's Most Disturbing Shower Cake ENDS HERE

You know how I'm always telling you baby butt cakes could be so much worse? Things are about to get so much worse. Heads up! Wow. This is so stinkin' sexy, I almost didn't even notice the outie belly button. Because fetus cookies are SO last year: Goes great with mother's milk. Show More Summary

Atlantis, We Have a Problem

When celebrating ten years with the space program, remember: One wrecker's space shuttle is another's castle. With a giant dong on it. Thanks to Rochelle W. for reminding us that women in space have come a long way.

They're Gonna Need 'Em

Ask where the second "e" went all you want; I want to know what's in that icing. [shudder] Sorry, Ash, you only get one. Aw, this is my fav "favewell" cake ever. It's the bes ! I'm a little unclear on the message here. Is it: "Best wishes!...Show More Summary

Aw, Poo

Let this be a warning to anyone nicknamed "Peanut." " Howdy ho!" "Let's see...we've got a big pitted clump of chocolate icing, and lots of red gel leaking out the cracks. What else does this cake need ? "Oh! I know!" "More roughage!"...Show More Summary

A Harry Situation

My friends, today marks a tragic milestone for Harry Potter fans. It's the day I feature more Harry Potter wrecks. Ten points from Bakingdor ! And you're to stay after class and chop up every single High School Musical cellphone deco kit. Show More Summary

National yawn Golf Month

Contrary to popular belief, golf is not a complete waste of time. Many people, for example, use golf as a means to rid themselves of cumbersome money. Other, more talented players, actually use it as a means to rid themselves of cumbersome marriages. Show More Summary

Vehicular Cakeslaughter

Every now and then - and I'm not saying this happens often - professional bakers have a little trouble making cakes that look like...well, anything. (See examples here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here.)Perhaps hardest of all is the vehicle cake. Show More Summary

Killer Thrillers (HEEhee!)

[howling wind] [howling dog][howling wind and dog together][plus a sprinkling of light rattling chains] Darkness falls across the land...Prince Humperdink: SKIP to the end! Oh. Ok. [ahem] The fowl-est stench is in the air... "Quack." The FUNK of forty thousand years! Give or take an eon. Show More Summary

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