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Archived Since:November 2, 2009

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United Wrecks of America

12 hours agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Gimmie a U! "U!" Gimmie an S! "S!" Gimmie a... nother U? Huh. Looks like sticking this cookie cake to the ceiling has addled some brains. After all, what red-blooded American could forget how to spell the good ol' USA? I mean, besides...Show More Summary

Ode To The Long Weekend

yesterdayHumor : Cake Wrecks

Ooooh, long weekend, baby! So, whaddaya figure: Grill up some hot dogs? (By Mariam Michael Cakes) [site appears to be down] Hamburgers? (By Sen Cakes) Or go straight for the mini pies? (By Karen Tack & Alan Richardson, tutorial here) Mini-pie cupcakes, that is. Show More Summary

Friday Favs 5/22/15

3 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Some of my favorite new submissions this week. Graduation cakes are still comin' in hot and wrecky, as evidenced by this Facebook sub from Maggie: So. Many. Facepalms. Plus, note all the extra enthusiasm that ending period conveys. I...Show More Summary

Comb The Dessert!

4 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Like so many brides, Robyn M. found the perfect cake for her wedding on Pinterest: Now, let's be real, Robyn. That cake? THAT cake? There are like 4 bakers on the planet who can make that cake, with all its tiny, perfectly-pleated ruffles and its flawless ombré fade. Show More Summary

Seven Years of Wreckage

5 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Seven years, wrecky minions. John and I have been doing this "silly cake blog" thing for SEVEN YEARS. No one is more surprised than me; I figured we'd have to get "real jobs" way before now. HI-FIVE, JOHN! Awww YEEEAH. Ahem. So. Lemme explain. No, no. Show More Summary

News Bites 5/19

6 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

And now, this week's top headlines. Illustrated with cake. "Crocodile Dundeeeek! Sharp-toothed reptile bites Australian man's TESTICLE." And you should have seen the look on the GUY. "School For Strippers Shut Down After Neighbors Complain" I...Show More Summary

Cungrate.. Condrag... GUT JOB!

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Wahooo! SCOOL'S OUT! Or.... is it? Not gonna lie: kinda confused right now. Well, assuming you students aced all your subjects: (If only they taught USEFUL stuff in school, am I right?) ...then I hear some Congradularons are in order! Unless you prefer a "Congralulalio" - 'cuz I've got one of those, too: Eesh. Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets: (Video) GAME ON!

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Anyone else out there love video games?? (By Un Jeu d'Enfant) 'Cuz if so, this post's for you. Mortal Kombat: (By Maridell's Cakes) Disney Infinity: (Baker unknown. Anyone recognize it?) Seriously love this idea: you can set the character...Show More Summary

Friday Favs 5/15/15

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Some of my favorite new submissions this week. If you have a daughter named Brandon, guess what you get asked the most? I'm kind of loving the piping gymnastics the baker had to go through to fit all that on there. Do you think at any point she stopped to wonder... Show More Summary

Bohemian Wrecksody

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Is she a real wife, ...without the letter E? Post-marital strife? Buy a cake from the bakery! Open your eyes, Watch the monster cry, "Cookieeee!" He's just an old man! He needs baked sympathy. Because he's easy come, Easy go, LittleShow More Summary

Cake Secrets

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Because sometimes Wreckerators need to confess anonymously, too. "My boss made me sweep the floor, even though I didn't make the mess. So I swept up, and then made her a special cake... "...which somehow got set out for sale." "You know...Show More Summary

8 Disgusting Medical Cakes Only A Nurse Could Love

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

WARNING: In case the title didn't tip you off, GROSS STUFF AHEAD. Some of you pointed out that we missed Nurses' Week last week, but as luck would have it, today is International Nurses Day! So allow me to rectify last week's omission... ...with...Show More Summary

Life With Jen

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Thanks to Laura R., Jessica D., & Robin S. for helping us divide this readership into "the confused" and the "not-going-to-admit-why-they're-laughing." Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

Sunday Sweets: Story Time With Mom

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Since it's also Children's Book Week, I thought we'd celebrate Mom's Day with an ode to all the stories she read us when we were little. Anyone else remember that delicious moment when YOU got to pick the book? (Posted here, but the baker isn't listed. Show More Summary

Ode To Moms' Body of Work

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

WARNING: Today's cakes depict childbirth, and are therefore not appropriate for children. Enjoy the irony. (And I'm guessing your boss won't approve, either.) Today, my dear minions, we look at the beauty of motherhood. all its...Show More Summary

Lose Or Draw: There Is No "Win"

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

You've heard of "Win, Lose, or Draw?" Well, I think I found the cake version: Write, Wreck, or Win! Ok, so it doesn't have the same ring to it, but allow me to demonstrate. Write: Wreck: Win! Pretty fun, right? Let's try another one. Write: Wreck: Win! Ok,...Show More Summary

The Teacher Tearjerker

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Educators of the world, get those hankies out. Because this...[dramatic pause] your story. Yes, every year you need some good "louck" as you embark upon that harrowing journey: Back "toschol." Here you will continue on for an indeterminate...Show More Summary

Settle A Bet For Me

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

CW reader Tati snapped a photo of something... interesting... on display in a local bakery's window. Now, John and I have studied this thing at length (FOR SCIENCE!!), and unfortunately we can't seem to agree on what, exactly, it's supposed to be. Here's where you guys come in. Show More Summary

From This Day Fourth

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

It's May the Fourth, my friends, and you know what that means. Time to cut up some old Star Wars posters and jam 'em in icing!! Just look how excited algae-dusted Jabba is. (Or... wait, is that not his mouth? I mean, I think I see nostrils below it, so... Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets: More Star Wars!

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

With the future of Star Wars looking better than it has in, lessee, when did Episode 1 come out, again? [evil grin] Well, anyway, it is definitely time to celebrate! And when it comes to Star Wars, you just can't get any more classic...Show More Summary

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