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|Archived Since:||November 2, 2009|
It's Thanksgiving! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE INTERNET?! Just kidding. I know we're all on our phones, Facebooking about our racist relatives and how many times the smoke alarm's gone off. Or maybe you don't even live in the U.S., and you're just here for our ridiculous American turkey cakes. Show More Summary
According to Wikipedia, the cornucopia - or "horn of plenty" - is typically a hollow, horn-shaped wicker basket filled with various kinds of festive fruit and vegetables. According to Wreckerators, this is a cornucopia: Where "festive...Show More Summary
And now... Cats Reacting To Simple Misspellings And finally: BONUS BUNNY DOUBLE FACE PALM!!! Thanys to Sariah S., Kristi W., Erica S., Iryna S., Ginny M., Kelly R., & Kelsey K. for giving us some bunny to love. Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.
Ahhh, Thanksgiving. A time of giving. A time of thanks. A time of family, food, and, of course... DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS ...inappropriate turkey cakes. By now Turkey Poo Wangs are as much a part of Thanksgiving as candied...Show More Summary
Tomorrow is Doctor Who Day so of course we had to post some amazing Doctor Who Sweets today. Sadly, we're at a convention so we ran out of time and couldn't write our usual commentary. Sorry about that. Please enjoy today's cakes and imagine we're saying something witty and/or profound. Show More Summary
Some of my favorite new submissions this week. Tonight we're gonna party like it is 1960's Hippie Party Theme! "Ahola, Tim!" "Ahol.. what?" "AHOLATTA BEACH TURDS." "That... doesn't really make sense." "It makes aholatta sense, Tim. AHOLATTA." Remember...Show More Summary
A wedding dress: A paw print: Another paw print: A... butterfly? And lest you had any faith in humanity left, A balloon: Thanks to Carol A., Dave K., Carrie L., Shari S., Anony M., Rosemary H., Pam S., Katherine H., & Kate J. for the latest reminder that CCCs (patooie!) are still an abomination. Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.
"There! On the horizon! Is it some foul messenger of Emperor Zurg, here to destroy all life in this galaxy??" Thanks to Rachel M., who adds, "This was the second attempt and the cake maker was shocked I was not happy. The manager, however, had to hold back his laughter and started calling all the employees over!" Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.
Warning: Adult subject matter. Kinda. Not really. It's Unfriend Day over on Facebook, a day to sit down, reflect, and finally ask ourselves, "Who the heck is that guy, and why am I friends with him?" Now, I can't tell you EXACTLY who...Show More Summary
Ahem. MEMEMEMMEMEMEEEEE. Thanks to David N., Jill H., Jennifer P., Felicity G., Leslie O., and Liz A. for the werk dern mermery lern. Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.
"Vous aurez beau faire, vous n’anéantirez pas cet éternel reste du cœur de l’homme, l’amour." Try as you will, you cannot annihilate that eternal relic of the human heart, love.- Victor Hugo (By Bistra Dean) "C'est intolérable, c'est...Show More Summary
I see a bad moon rising! I see trouble on the way. I see blood-spattered icin'. I see bad times today. Don't go shoppin' tonight, Well, it's bound to take your life, Theeeere's a bad moon on the rise. Thanks to Amy M., Lauren L., Megan K., Lola, & Cybill D., who swears those were sprinkles. Show More Summary
The order form had a space for "message", so Alexandra R. wrote "Happy Birthday" beside it. Yes, the bakery misspelled the completely unnecessary word... from their own form. Hey, remember in grade school when everyone wrote stuff in bubble letters? Yeah, neither does this baker: For the record, Jodi wanted a #1, bubble style. Kelley W. Show More Summary
It's Veterans' Day, and once again our nation's bakeries have prepared only the best for those brave men and woman who've served our country in the armed forces. Right, bakers? Uh... Guys? What the... ? Well, that about sums it up. Happy Veteran's Day, everyone. Show More Summary
Today's post is brought to you by the letter AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA... huh? Those are adorable! Oh. That's more like it. [huge breath] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAIEEYAYAYAYAAA!! That's eight! EIGHT Nightmares on Sesame Street! AH. Show More Summary
Oprah just released her annual list of Favorite Things for the holidays, and at least one of them is getting a rise out of folks: If your Hanukkah celebration lasts more than 8 nights, see your doctor. If this perky pastry looks familiar,...Show More Summary
There's a place for casual elegance, but sometimes you want something a little more... elaborate. Something bold, something over-the-top. Something that grabs your eyeballs by the collar and slaps 'em around a bit - in a good way. You...Show More Summary
Some of my favorite submissions this week. Oh what a difference a missing "e" can make: [sound of bomb dropping] [followed by a THUMP] QUICK GUESS WHAT THIS IS: Or, if you're like me, first get distracted trying to read the writing, then wonder why there are Hello Kitty boobs over "E linzsbath", and then refuse to believe Amy W. Show More Summary
+ = Thanks for the new addition, Karen C. Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.
Common sense. Such a dictator, am I right? Well, some bakers aren't going to take it anymore! Some bakers are like, "DOWN WITH COMMON SENSE! WE REFUSE TO BE COMMON OR SENSICAL!" Except they yell it in their bathrooms, because they don't...Show More Summary