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URL :http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/
Filed Under:Humor
Posts on Regator:816
Posts / Week:2.1
Archived Since:November 2, 2009

Blog Post Archive

Oooh, Hard One

1 hour agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

YOU GUYS. I found it: the ultimate litmus test for a pure mind. Here's how it works: If you can look at the following cake without immediately side-eying the person next to you and/or laughing like a scandalized hyena, you pass. Ready? GO: Oh,...Show More Summary

Get Used To (More) Disappointment

yesterdayHumor : Cake Wrecks

What's that? You want more "Missed Marks" wrecks? AS YOU WISH. First up, Randee C. ordered this simple zebra-stripe cake from her local bakery: ... and ended up with something only a finger-painting preschooler could love: Zebras ofShow More Summary

The Mickey Mouse Clubbing

yesterdayHumor : Cake Wrecks

Thanks to Geneva W., Amy C., & Anony M., for the Mm, I see, k, EEK WHY? Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

The Long And Short Of It

3 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

[WARNING: It's been far too long since I told you to hide the kids, right? Well, today's the day, peeps. No kids or bosses beyond this point, unless you enjoy awkward conversations. :D] You know those commercials where you can't figure...Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets Springs In

3 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

It's officially Spring!! Which, I know, doesn't mean much when you're still buried in snow or already rockin' the flip-flops. (GUILTY.) Still, Spring means flowers and happy colors, so today, that's what you get. And you're gonna like...Show More Summary

Friday Favs 3/24

6 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Today's post is dedicated to the American Hero who added a bottle of Jim Beam to this display: Bless you, sir/madam. Bless you. Um... Please tell me I'm not the only one who immediately saw this: Just me? Bakers, I imagine parenthood is tough enough. Show More Summary

The Pink Trim Was a Nice Touch

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Heidi wanted a pizza cake, and so asked her local bakery to make one. The encounter went something like this: Heidi: "Hi, I'd like to order a pizza cake, please." Baker: "A pizza... cake?" Heidi: "Yes, you know, a cake that looks like a pizza." Baker: "I'm not following." Heidi: "It's a round cake, decorated like a pizza... Show More Summary

Completely Inappropriate First Birthday Cakes

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

I'm pretty sure most one-year-olds will never remember their first birthday cakes, which is why I'm here to provide an invaluable service: reminding little E.J. that her (yes, her) parents got her this: Any guesses on what EJ will be...Show More Summary

What Can I Say, Except, "You're Welcome"?

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Be honest, minions: am I taking this Moana obsession too far? The constant singing, the aggressive YOU'RE WELCOME-ing, the unrequited mooning over a cross-eyed rooster? No? OH GOOD. Then check this out: Brandy ordered this Moana cake for her 9-year old, and I think we can all agree it was a wise move. Show More Summary

SPRING ME

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

It's the first day of Spring, minions, so forget the forecast, throw on some flip-flops, and break out the finger flowers! AW YEAH FINGER FLOWERS. (At least it beats a knuckle sandwich? Yes? No? Shall I show myself out?) Yep, there's...Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets: Beauty And The Best Cakes

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

It's opening weekend for the new live-action Beauty and the Beast movie, so guess what I've got for you today! That's right, cakes from the animated version! (By Sugar & Spice) Woot woot! Don't get me wrong, peeps, Emma Watson is amazing. Show More Summary

AND DON'T CALL HIM "PATTY"

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Today we come together as a nation to celebrate St. Patrick's Day in the most thoughtful, respectful manner possible... ...while insinuating Irish people are a bunch of drunk leprechauns. As a person of Irish heritage myself, I'm actually...Show More Summary

On The Plus Side, It's Never Too Soon To Introduce Your Five-Year-Old To Power Point

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

If you've been hanging around this blog for a while, then you probably remember the infamous Flash Drive wreck. That's the one where someone brought in a photo on a flash drive, but instead of using the photo, the bakery recreated the flash drive itself on the cake. Show More Summary

With Apologies To Julie Andrews

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

? Bulbous-nosed witches who probably eat kittens Messages piped out that should be rewritten (Supposed to read "Congratulations Wojtek From Thunder Road") Cakes decorated with smeared silly string Bakers make some of the wreckiest things! Is...Show More Summary

Snickering Really Satisfies

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Finally, minions - at long last! A candy cake wreck to rival the great Hershey Kiss-And-Yell debacle of 2013! Here, let me set this up for you. This is what Jill wanted for her friend Becky's retirement party: Only, you know, as a cake. It...Show More Summary

Ken Day Come-Ons: The Squelching

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

[dimming lights] [queuing up sexy saxophone music] [adjusting Speedo] Hey, Bebeh. How YOU doin'? Today is Ken Day, bebeh doll, and that means I'm here to make all your sexy, sexy dreams come true. Except maybe that one. (Never again, Cancun. Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets: 10 Kids' Cakes The Adults Will Want, Too

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

John's been on a baking kick lately, so I've just had strawberry cake for breakfast, minions. Not pancakes, mind you, or donuts or muffins are other socially acceptable morning desserts. I'm talking homemade-buttercream-slathered, jam-filled, multi-tiered CAKE. Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets: 10 Kids' Cake The Adults Will Want, Too

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

John's been on a baking kick lately, so I've just had strawberry cake for breakfast, minions. Not pancakes, mind you, or donuts or muffins are other socially acceptable morning desserts. I'm talking homemade-buttercream-slathered, jam-filled, multi-tiered CAKE. Show More Summary

Friday Favs 3/10/17

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

A few of my favorite submissions this week: I feel like this could apply to a few of you: It's for your own safety, really. A cake a day keeps the road rage away! Bakers are forever amazing me with their new decorating techniques. For...Show More Summary

Barbie Hurl

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

In honor of Barbie Day, here are a few tips for making the "perfect" doll cake. - This is totally acceptable for a Groom's Cake: No, really. She's got panties on, so it's cool. - When making a doll dress cake, go for icing colors every...Show More Summary

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