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Archived Since:November 2, 2009

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Do The Floppy Flips

19 hours agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Ahh, flip-flops. The quintessential, mandatory summer footwear of summer-dwelling people who also have feet. Look closely. You're about to forget what these look like. Here in Florida, you'd be hard pressed to find a person NOT wearing flip-flops right now. Show More Summary

That's A Phallus - See?

yesterdayHumor : Cake Wrecks

"Hey, Barb, the customers are complaining your butterfly design looks too childish." "So if you can try to make it more appealing to adults, and not just to three-year-olds, that'd be great. K? Thaaanks." [later that day] "Uh, Barb? WE NEED TO TALK." Thanks to Ashlee B. for the cock-up. Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

Sunday Sweets For Summer Weddings

2 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

I suppose technically summer is almost over, minions, but ermergersh, it sure doesn't feel it. So let's look at some cool summer wedding cakes, and imagine all of these with a heaping scoop of ice cream on the side. :D Starting with the classiest dragonflies this side of the 1920s: (By Mira Que Tarta) I want to wear this whole cake in my hair. Show More Summary

The 40-Year-Old Burn

4 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Hey, you know how some women kinda dread turning 40? Here's how to make it worse. "Yeah, you know, REALLY emphasize that 40. So she doesn't need her glasses to see it." "Whoops! Ah, well, same difference, am I right? HAHAHAHAHAHAwhyShow More Summary

Worst Wrecks In The 'Verse

5 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Bad poetry is like a really bad analogy. And super fun to write. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?? Chomp We were all so sorry To hear of your fate, We still don't know How it escaped from the crate, But... Movement In P...Show More Summary

6 Wedding Wrecks That Make Me Glad I'm Already Married

6 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Now here's a couple who really loves their Fruity Pebbles: I don't know what the groom's supposed to be doing, but whatever it is, I'm pretty sure he's doing it wrong. I am a HUGE steampunk fan. Ask anyone. They'll probably back away...Show More Summary

The Giving Spree

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

It's been six months since Valentines day, minions, so CLEARLY you need a refresher in romance. And CLEARLY I am the one to give it. Because CLEARLY I am a giver. (Shush, John.) So. Maybe try one of these? - Play some sexy music When in doubt, go with the classics. - Recite a romantic poem Why are there only 2 ducks? I'm so glad you asked. Show More Summary

I Hear These Migrated About A Foot And A Half

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Today is National "No SpongeBob" Day, a day when all the residents of Bikini Bottom left to enjoy a day... without SpongeBob. Womp Womp. I think they were on to something. And my personal favorite: I have a sudden, irrational desire to make this my new profile pic on everything. Just me? Thanks to Kit F., Darcy G., Heidi S., Lizzy, Susan, & Joseph N. Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets For Harley Quinn

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Can't get enough of Harley Quinn? Then puddin', these Sweets are for you! (By Teneal Ambers Cakes) Have you seen Suicide Squad yet? (By D Liche) If so, be honest: you just went to see Harley, didn't you? :D Well here's a fun factoid: Harley is not from a comic book. Show More Summary

Friday Favs 8/12/16

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Some of my favorite new submissions this week: Sure, it's August. But why not? LET'S BUILD A SADWMAN. That moment when you're pretty sure this isn't what they wanted: (There was supposed to be a "department" on the end.) This comma is me at every party I've ever been to: Out of place, kinda confusing, doing it wrong... Show More Summary

On The Plus Side, Disney Probably Won't Sue

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

And my favorite: No, really. They asked for Mickey Mouse... and got this. I honestly don't know if I should headdesk or applaud. Well played, baker. WELL PLAYED. Thanks to Mike C., Adrian, Celeste C., & Jennifer T. for taking the Mickey out of us. Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

The Best Return For Your Money

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Spacing: The FINAL frontier. These are the travesties of the bakers-who-don't-plan-ahead-well. Plus the ones who like to center-justify their text so each line only has four letters each, because, yeah, THAT makes sense. (Great. NowShow More Summary

Dang, Cakes. YOU UGLY.

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Minions, if you want an occasion to be TRULY memorable, then only the worst will do. Do you think S.L. will be forgetting her wedding cake anytime soon? NUH-UH. So if you can't beat 'em, I say, join 'em! From baby showers: Valentines: More Summary

Ermergerd Tirgers!!

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

It's International Cat Day, so let's celebrate John's favorite animal EVER: TIEGERS!! Wait, no, I mean: TIRGERS!! (ERMERGHERD!) You know, the things that can sit(?) on their own heads? ("This feels grrrrrREAT!") And have three jaws,Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets: Modern Geometry

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

There's a geometric trend sweeping the wedding cake world, peeps, and I APPROVE: (By Erica Obrien Cake Design) What sweet sorcery is this? It feels retro and modern at the same time. It's pure modern elegance in these sea-swept tiles,...Show More Summary

Friday Favs 8/5/16

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Some of my favorite new submissions this week: A former patient wanted to thank the nursing staff at her hospital, so she had a cake sent over. Clearly, she learned at least one thing during her stay: AMEN. So it's taken forever andShow More Summary

Cake Wrecks Gets A Reboot

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

With all the reboots hitting theaters lately, we here at Cake Wrecks have decided it's time to release our own reboots of beloved classics. Starting with the oh-so iconic, "I Want Sprinkles!" This reboot features a modern twist to the...Show More Summary

The Incredible, Non-Edible, Plastic Clown Head

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

It's time to talk about the most versatile tool in a baker's cake-decorating arsenal: The plastic clown head. Devotees of the Wilton brand know this staple of cakey flotsam has a long and colorful history: A history made even more colorful...Show More Summary

Wedding Missed Marks, Vol. 458

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Ever seen Cornelli lace? It's this pretty icing technique Jennifer wanted on her wedding cake: But instead, her baker got a little really drunk and had a silly string party: Bottom Tier: "Hey, I think I'm actually better after a fewShow More Summary

Peter Parker Would NOT Be Proud

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

? Spider-Man, Spider-Man ? Does whatever a spider can! Spins a web Any size! Catches thieves Between his thighs LOOK OUT! ? Here comes the Spider-Maaaan! Is he strong? Listen, Bud Spider-Man is a total stud He can float, he can fly! Just...Show More Summary

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