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Hats Off To Betty Boop's Trunks

yesterdayHumor : Cake Wrecks

Minions, it thrills my geeky little heart to see you Agent Carter fans ordering her iconic red hat as a cake: Ooooh. Aaaah. But I must admit, it's also a thrill to pull a new pun out of my hat, so.... Looks like someone... [SUNGLASSES]...busted a cap. Thank you, thank you verramuch. Show More Summary

Birch, Please.

yesterdayHumor : Cake Wrecks

Me: AAAUUGH! BWAHAHAAA! John: What? [seeing cake] What IS that? Me: [laughing] John: Is it a cow? Buried face down? Me: [still laughing] John: Wait, no, I think it's a tree. A birch tree. Me: [shrill cackling punctuated by honking, bugle-like...Show More Summary

Hiya, CHUM (Cake Wrecks "Celebrates" Shark Week)

2 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

[pacing] Here's the thing, minions: I don't like sharks. "Candygram?" "NOPE." Why not? Well, they're all cold-blooded - all of them! - and they like, LIVE at the beach, and then there's always gross stuff in their teeth you have to PRETEND you don't see and it just gets awkward, you know? "Sorry, but you've got a... Show More Summary

Happy Birthday Happy Birthday

3 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Happy birthday, Happy Birthday song! You know what's coming next. [loudly and off key] ? Haaaaaappy... ? BIRDAY you! Haaaaaapppy BISLHAY you! Haaaaaaaaaapppy... Well, you get the idea. ('Butthday' is my favorite.) Anyhoo: Thanks...Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets: Pretty Little Things

5 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

They say good things come in small packages, and today we're going to see if that applies to cake. Because I'll be honest, I have my doubts. (More cake is always better, right?) (By Eva Salazar) OoooOOooooh. Ok, this is some picture perfect draping, right here. Show More Summary

Friday Favs 6/24/16

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Some of my favorite new submissions this week: They asked for a sportsball cake that said "Way To Go!" They GOT a wedding cake that said: "Way you go" I love the lack of punctuation. It's basically the cake version of that unflappable old guy on a front porch watching the big action fight tumble down the street in front of him. Show More Summary

Barking Up The Wrong Cake

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

So there I was, looking through thousands of awful wedding cake pics - as one does on a typical Friday night (WHAT) - when I started to notice an odd trend: tree cakes. I don't mean the beautiful blossoming vines we see so often: Loverly. And...Show More Summary

I've Got Some Good News, And I've Got Some BAD News...

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

The good news is it's your birthday, and you get cake! ............. The plan was considered a success, until Dylan's parents remembered the four-year-old still hadn't learned to read. Thanks to Anony M. for putting every horrible birthday ever into perspective. Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

Tell The Doctor To Bring His Sonic Screwdriver

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

I understand, bakers. Sometimes it's an innocent mistake! Maybe you really tried to make a basketball court: And it turned out a little wangish. We get it. Maybe this was literally the 327th cake you've made today, and maybe your space...Show More Summary

World's Greatest Cake Wreck Gets Drop-Kicked In Our Lap

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

You may have heard about the Michigan woman who allegedly "drop-kicked" a Kroger birthday cake last week. Apparently she "was not satisfied" (ya think?) with the Batman vs Superman cake she ordered, and tried to go behind the bakeryShow More Summary

Sunday Sweets For Dear Ol' Dad

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

How do you capture the essence of every dad in 11 Sweet cakes? Well, you don't. But this is a great excuse for me to post some pretties I think a lot of guys would like - and a few that I know my own Dad will dig. Like a big steak dinner... (By...Show More Summary

A Happy Dad's Dad

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Right, bakers, this one's not too bad. All we need is "Happy Father's Day." Aaaaand... GO. No no, Happy FATHER'S day. Close... A little farther... What is even happening right now. Tell you what, just write, "#1 Dad." Easy-peasy, pudding...Show More Summary

Mist Marx

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

And now, everyone's favorite: MISSED MARKS!!! (May not be your favorite. You may prefer cakes that look like wangs. Which is totally cool. Weirdo.) Ashton H. wanted a pretty princess carriage like this: ...but I think she picked it up after midnight. Womp WOMP. Felicia F. Show More Summary

A Cake Wrecks Guide For Nervous Brides

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Every time we publish wedding wrecks, we get comments from worried brides afraid their cake will be the next one featured on Cake Wrecks. This is both understandable and terribly selfish, since the rest of us depend on your misfortune for our daily chuckles. Show More Summary

Wrecky Exhibitionists

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Sometimes I think of wrecks not as really, really bad cakes, but really, really bad art. And to make them seem more arty (and to amuse myself, because let's be honest, that's a priority) I'll give them hoity-toity art names, like: "Blanket...Show More Summary

Hamilton Gets (Cake) Wrecked

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

I'm a bit dehydrated after last night's Tony Awards (PS, John, we need more tissues), but it was so worth it. Almost as many laughs as tears, great music, and my newest obsession, Hamilton, swept up 11 awards. I realize many of you have...Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets: CAKE-CEPTION!

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

From the moment I first saw a cartoony cake, I knew I would forever love cartoony cakes. (By Andrea's SweetCakes) The big rounded edges, the wonky angles, the bright colors...! You guys, I wish all my food looked like cartoon food. Of course no one calls them "cartoony cakes", which is why they're impossible to search for online. Show More Summary

Reprehensible, Immoral, Also Hilarious

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Warning: "Seriously, John? You want me to put a warning on this?! This is the internet, man!" "Fine." You have been warned. Minions, I don't want you going off half-cocked today. You should always be FULLY cocked, when possible. Especially...Show More Summary

A Matter Of Degrees

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Graduates, this one's for you: And hey, I MEAN THAT. [wink wink][finger guns][honking red clown nose] What, you can't read it? Have you tried brushing it with lemon juice and holding it over a candle? 'Cuz I think that's how it works. Of course, every baker knows plastic is the easiest way to send a message. Show More Summary

I'm Guessing They Didn't Have a Matching Card

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Well, at least it didn't say "Happy". (And you have to admit: the glowsticks are an inspired touch.) Mmmm, cancer rat. Slice of dead Lenin, anyone? I mean, it looks just like Lenin's perfectly preserved corpse, so I know you're salivating already. Show More Summary

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