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Archived Since:November 2, 2009

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Mmmm, Crunchy!

yesterdayHumor : Cake Wrecks

Hey, kids! Do you know what tomorrow is?! It's Chocolate Covered Anything Day! [Kermit flail] YAAAAAAAY! Yep, today is the day when you can take anything and everything and cover it in CHOCOLATE!!! And you thought chocolate-covered bacon...Show More Summary

When Gangsters Go "PC"

2 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

"Bugsy, whaddaya doin'?" "Just decoratin' this here Christmas cake, boss." "Bugsy, you can't write "Christmas" there - it's gonna offend somebody! An' don't call me 'boss'." "Sorry, boss. Can I write 'happy holidays'?" "Nah, dat'll offend...Show More Summary

7 Painfully Obvious Ways To Avoid A Wedding Wreck

3 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

You'd think everyone would know this stuff, but... nope. - Try to Spell It Right Do tell. - Don't Use A Fork To Smooth Out The Icing I'm as surprised as anyone that didn't work. - Do NOT Put Bloody Antlers On It Believe you me, I know how tempting it is. Show More Summary

Hanukkah Blues

4 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Usually around this time of year someone will always say to me, "Hey, you can't do that here!" So then I put my pants on and take my carton of eggnog back home, where I find people are asking why I haven't posted any Hanukkah cakes yet. The reasons are simple, my dear wreckies: Firstly, bakers don't make many Chanukah cakes to begin with. Show More Summary

Winter Blunderland

5 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Those bell things Are they listing? Yellow snow Stomach's twisting Unusual sight He's happy tonight Gawking in a winter blunderland. Gone awaaayis the bluebird In his plaaace is a reinturd My feeling is strong That this is all wrong Gawking...Show More Summary

11 Gingerbread Houses To Make You Drool

6 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Buckle up, Sweets fans, 'cuz I'm about to show you the best gingerbread house creations in all of the interwebz - and you're going to want all of them. (By Goodies By Anna) Sugar glass windows, candy cane porch pillars, and teeny-tiny chocolate sunflower seed flowers. Show More Summary

Well, MY Childhood Is Ruined

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

[singing] "M-I-C..." I see BOOBIES! "K-E-Y...." [sobbing] WHY? WHY? WHY?? "Mic-key, O-M-GEEEE!" [crickets chirping] So... While we all struggle to cope with this assault on our inner child, I have a few questions: 1. Is Mickey protecting...Show More Summary

La La Land

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

WRECK the halls with cows of folly Fa la la la laa, la la moo moo 'Tis the season to be sorry Fa la la la laa, la la boo hoo Con we now our client Darryl Fa la laa, la la laa, it comes that waaay! Troll the surly in-law, Carol Fa laShow More Summary

It's Almost Like He's Part Of The Family

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

"Of course I don't treat him any differently. Look, I even ordered him a graduation cake today!" Natalie B., knowing they just spelled Stetson's name wrong takes all the fun out of it for me. Can we stick with my version? No one has to know. ;) Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

Rear View Wreckage

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Loyal henchpersons, I won't lie to you: today's post scares the bejeepers out of me. You see, if ever a Wreck was cursed on this blog, it is the Baby Butt Cake: By Anything Artistic I first posted one waaaay back in the infant days of Wrecks, but I soon had to pull the photo when I learned the baker was not a pro. Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets: Your Holiday Happy Place

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

By now many of you are no doubt in that stress-filled haze of pre-Christmas panic - the one that results from too much shopping and too little eggnog. (Because, seriously, EGGNOG FIXES EVERYTHING.) So listen, I want you to just sit back, relax, and let allll that holiday stress go. Show More Summary

Sweet Dreams

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

As someone who's battled insomnia for most of my adult life, I know just how valuable a soothing bedtime story can be. So, my fellow sleepless-in-wherevers, this one's for you. [hem ahem hem] whispering Once upon a time... here was a...Show More Summary

Pipe Dreams

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

"Okay, Tiger, you can do this. It's just an engagement cake, nothing to be afraid of. "Here goes..." "Steady... steeeeady..." "Perfect! "Now to finish up the delicate vine-work on this wedding cake." [grunting] "This next one calls for 'Cornelli Lace'. Show More Summary

My New Favorite Thing Ever: STICK A STICK IN IT

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Ahh, black and white weddings. So classic. So chic. Why, just look at this beribboned beauty here: LOOK AT IT. That's what the bride wanted. This is what the bride got: CLASSIC. And how about this little number? Simple white tiers, drippy...Show More Summary

The Sign Post

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Better watch out for this bakery, henchpersons: I hear they'll hang you out to dry. "TELL US HoW WE ARE DOing.." "An O you co-A WIN... " uh, some assorted scribbles. Hey, uh, guys? YOU'RE ON CAKE WRECKS. What's that tell you? Now, tell...Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets GOES SHOPPING!

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

With everyone in a shopping frenzy this weekend, I figured hey, why not make it a FEEDING frenzy... of shopping! Only, you know, in cake. (This, uh, sounded better in my head.) So, let's say you're shopping for a sweet Vera Bradley purse: (Submitted by Jon A., made by Hall's Take The Cake) BAM! That's totally cake! So you'll have to keep looking. Show More Summary

Cake After People

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

What would happen if every baker on earth...[dramatic voice]...disappeared? This isn't the story of how they might vanish. It's what happens to the cakes they leave behind. This is just part of the journey that will take us to the future of once active bakeries, as well as haunting sites already devoid of taste. Show More Summary

12 Thanksgiving Cakes To Make You EXTRA Thankful

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

John and I actually had our Thanksgiving dinner with family on Monday, and we had ham instead of turkey, but it was still totally Thanksgiving dinner because we used cloth napkins and the phrases "What's that supposed to mean?" and "No, YOU'RE wrong!" were used. Show More Summary

If Cake Croutons Become A Thing, I WANT CREDIT

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

It's the day before Thanksgiving here in America, my friends, but ALL of us could stand to be more thankful for the little things in life. Like turkeys giving birth to pilgrim hats: And old Halloween flotsam: For floating scarecrow heads: Desperate...Show More Summary

Return Of The Poo-Wangs!

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

When you think about it, turkey cakes have a lot going against them. I mean, most of the time they either look like poo: Or...this: So...a little stiff. However, sometimes, if you're reeeally lucky, they look like both: And the turkey...Show More Summary

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