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Friday Favs 4/24/15

14 hours agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Some of my favorite new submissions this week. What we have here is a failure to grasp the concept: [head desk] And speaking of revealing: Is that what they're calling it now? At least this wedding wreck came with tissues for the bride to cry into: Although the chocolate smears may bring to mind a different kind of tissue. Show More Summary

What They Wanted, What They Got: Princess Edition

yesterdayHumor : Cake Wrecks

Ever wonder what you'll really get when you order a princess cake like this? Well, I have good news! You're almost certain to get the same toys. Or maybe you want to spring for the big castle version: You totally should! How else will your baker get any airbrush practice? Mmmm. Show More Summary

Where Dreams Come Through

2 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Welcome to BisneyLand, the amusement park that's in no way affiliated with Disneyland, but is just as good - and cheaper, too! Once you enter the gates of our mystical castle-land of joy, you'll be greeted by our lovely royal ladies: Cinderallie...Show More Summary

Rejected Princess Movies

3 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

New, in honor of Princess Week! Rejected Princess Movies... in cake. Snow White And The Swamps of Sadness "Arrrrrtaaaaaax!!" Sleeping With The Fishes A terrible curse. A fishy tail. And a super long nap. ("Is she still pink?" "No, BLUE!") Fairy...Show More Summary

These Wedding Wrecks Could Use A Fairy Godmother

4 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

So this is love Mmm hmm mm mmm So this... is love? So this is what makes life "divine" I'm all aglow Mmm hmm mm mmm And now I know... The key to all heaven is mine! So this is the miracle That I've been dreaming of! Mmm hmm mm mmm Mmm hmm mm mmm So this... Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets: 12 Cakes To Make You Feel Like A Kid Again

5 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Cakes were pretty simple back when we thirty-somethings were kids - which is why my inner 6-year-old is so jealous right now: (By Patisserie Jaja) Smurfette! And check out this gorgeous hand painted Strawberry Shortcake: (By The Painted...Show More Summary

Friday Favs 4/17/15

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Some of my favorite new submissions this week. Further proof that talent and common sense aren't always a package deal: Now if only it said "CREST HERE" on the left. John's taken over e-mail submission duties here at CW, and speaking of "duties..."... Show More Summary

The Question Mark Is In Case You're Just Getting Fat

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Love, Your Co-Workers (And also Jamie M., who thinks you're positively glowing. Or that you need to lay off the break room donuts.) Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

Take A Wild Guess Day

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Eat your heart out, Rorschach. ? Fishy suspenders ? ... and helmets for space rays, Wilson ball swimmers ... and movies shown sideways! White mushroom cloud as the city goes BOOM: These are my guesses - now how about you? Thanks to Denise...Show More Summary

Now THAT'S Putting A Face on Wreckage

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Yesterday a couple of you posted this on the Cake Wrecks' Facebook page: I'll give you a moment. [whistling] Now, I have no idea where it came from, but that's not gonna stop me from jumping on this hilariously traumatizing bandwagon! Like...Show More Summary

The Hunt Is Over

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART And you're to blame! Wreckers, you give love A BAD NAME. How did this start? They look all the same! You give love a bad name (bad name!) You give love... A BAD NAME. Thanks to Anony M., Elizabeth, K.J., Jodee, Christy R., Anony M., Shari A., & Amy O., who really needs to explain those last wedding toppers to me. Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets: 12 Happy Spring Cakes

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Are you Northerners thawing out up there? 'Cuz if so, I think we should celebrate with some Spring time Sweets! Woot woot! (By Galia Hristova GuGi) Would you LOOK at that gorgeous basket of flowers? Makes me wanna skip through fields of tall grass, or go strawberry-picking, or maybe even leave the house sometime this week. Show More Summary

Parent Appreciation Day

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Think you have a shot at "most embarrassing parents?" Not anymore. The fact that "period" is spelled wrong pales in comparison with, you know, everything else. Still, it could've been worse. Lucy's parents could have put her pictureShow More Summary

Friday Favs 4/10/15

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Some of my favorite new submissions this week: You'll never guess what kind of party this cake was for. NEVER. Unless maybe you can read. Eric A. reports that someone is taking a bite INTO crime at his local grocery store: And I shouldn't be finding this quite so funny, should I. (Hey, we've all been there, random drive-by cake eater. Show More Summary

Not So Much "Rules" As "Guidelines"

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Believe it or not, when you ask the internet to send you pictures, you sometimes get stuff you can't use. ("Wha WHAAA?!" Yes, really.) So to better help you wrecky minions both take and send CW-appropriate snaps, I've compiled a fewShow More Summary

Drink Up, Me Hearties, Yo Ho!

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Happy National Beer Day, everybody!!! Or, yeah, that. Please decorate responsibly. A toast to Lisa Q., Bambi W., Haylee H., Nancy M., Hayven, Amy J., Kathy B., Leah P., & Yenni, the best wreckin' buddies a guy could ask for. Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

Wedding Wrecks: Just Leave It

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

It's the latest budget-friendly sensation sweeping the nation - or at least a couple of weddings: Leaves and twigs! Not only are they "beautiful," they're a great way to upcycle those lawn clippings! Just grab a leaf blower, and bam! The...Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets Hops To It

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Happy Easter, everyone! Is your basket overflowing with candy eggs today? Because here's a Sweet idea: (By The Gunny Sack) Love those colors! Or perhaps you like your cake with a little more character: (By Montreal Confections, featured here) I know bunny butt cakes are popular, but I gotta say, I prefer this end. Show More Summary

Somebody, PLEASE, Explain The Green Beans

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

'Twas the week before Easter, and all through the bakery Bakers plopped plastic and all kinds of fakery The chicks were wrapped snugly, each in her shell "Too tight. TOO TIGHT!" While visions of killer buns turned sleep... into hell "SOOOOOON." Then...Show More Summary

7 Reasons To Avoid The Bakery This Easter

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

7 Reasons To Avoid The Bakery This Easter: - Those annoyingly cheerful Easter colors: It's like they managed to bottle Spring. - Saint Harry's Tinsel Toupees: "For when your hair hasn't got a prayer!" - REALLY Bad Eggs: Drink up, meShow More Summary

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