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Archived Since:November 2, 2009

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Friday Favs 2/24/17

23 hours agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Some of my favorite new submissions this week: I won't tell you how long I thought this was a sideways H: I also won't tell you how long I stared at this one: ...before John finally pointed to the post-it. However, I will tell you John...Show More Summary

Horse (Non)Sense

yesterdayHumor : Cake Wrecks

Momma gave us this birthday tip Her face stern, her hand on her hip "When serving horse cake "With this kind of face "Well, sonny, don't give me no lip." Gumdrop was gloomy and tense Her flight was one filled with suspense With wings...Show More Summary

Armed To The Tea

2 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Have you ever wandered through a bakery and thought, "Man, I could really go for a cake shaped like an arm holding a cup of hair right now"? Well if so, then YOU are a very disturbed individual. Seriously. Maybe you should talk to someone. But also, you're in luck! Now, I know what you're thinking, and I completely agree. Show More Summary

Photographic Wreckery

3 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Thanks to Craig T., Katie F., Elizabeth D., Johanna, & Sparky M. for making us afraid to go into the bakery again. (Or maybe looking forward to it? I mean, that "shark" is kinda adorable.) Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

Was One Of The 10 Things "Cake Wrecks"?

4 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Madeline writes: Well sure, but in the bakery's defense, we don't know what was on Madeline's list. I mean, maybe it looked like this: Things Sunshine Likes: 1) Sadness 2) Plastic 3) Clashing Colors 4) Writing With Her Feet 5) Staring...Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets Goes FULL UNICORN

5 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Have you noticed unicorns and rainbows are all the rage again lately? There are unicorn cafes, unicorn drinks - heck, I even spotted a unicorn grilled cheese. o.0 Isn't enough enough? The answer, of course, is no. NO AMOUNT OF UNICORNS...Show More Summary

Friday Favs 2/17/17

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Some of my favorite new submissions this week: Ever get the feeling something's missing? Like the second cake Jessie ordered? Or any semblance of reading comprehension? LEGO Batman is all the rage right now, so here: ...something toShow More Summary

And THAT'S How Baby Zebras Are Made

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

It's time for another one of our chats, bakers. You know, the ones where I give well-reasoned arguments for why you shouldn't wreck things, and you completely ignore me? You're like my cats, only armed with piping bags instead of hairballs. No,...Show More Summary

What Happens In Vagueness

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Reading a wreck can be like deciphering code. Except it's a code where the sender doesn't necessarily know what she's saying, either. Some are easy: Yup. Others take a little more work: No. (Do we need to go over this again?) And some...Show More Summary

The Anti-Valentine

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Not feeling the love today? Then here, try these Valentines on for sighs. 'Cuz nothing says romance like necrotic tissue! Another sure-fire mood-killer? Faded pictures of screaming children on motorcycles: He's yelling, "EWW WHAT ARE...Show More Summary

Mostly Armless

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

John and I are celebrating Valentine's day a little differently this year, minions. See, John's having surgery this afternoon, so tomorrow he'll be trussed up sleep-drooling in the recliner, while I eat chocolate and plan elaborate scenarios...Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets Hearts Valentines Day

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

This post is going to be a little mushy, you guys: (By Sweet Delights Cakery) I mean, it's made out of CAKE. [bah dum CHA!] [What that was genius.] Ahem. Yes, Valentines day is coming, and that means lots of heart-to-hearts: (By CakeHeaven...Show More Summary

Friday Favs 2/10/17

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

A few of my favorite submissions this week: When you aim for a platitude, but end up at every cat-owner's reality: AIN'T IT THE TRUTH. Then there's this gem: I have nothing to add; that just cracked me up. (WHAT.) Let's see if you can guess this party's theme: (Oh how I wish those Ts were Ps...) Did you get it? Of course you didn't. Show More Summary

Our Weirdest Celebrity Mashups Yet

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

(Yes, we're quite proud.) + = + = + = Thanks to Brooke A., Michelle L., & Millers for keepin' it surreal. Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

Visual Birth Control

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

I think I finally figured it out, you guys: BAKERS WANT US TO STOP HAVING BABIES. How else do you explain the continuing popularity of chopped up baby halves, despite my many and well-reasoned protests? (This is from a shop display window. Show More Summary

This Is Why We Have Photoshop

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Thanks to Lyndsay S., Heather M., LL, Gary B., & Heather for the photo finish. Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

I Got A Super Bowl Fever, And The Only Prescription Is MORE CAKE

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Don't cry because it's over, minions: Be HAPPY because it's over. By "it" I of course mean that ludicrous display last night, wherein the team with the leaping cat logo: (Aw, he's wearing lil' red boxer shorts!) ...played some otherShow More Summary

Super Bowls & Superb Owls

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

The age-old battle is upon us once more, minions: Football vs Cute Owls Well today? YOU GET BOTH. (By Blue Sheep Bake Shop) Football. (By CakesDecor member Seda Molina) CUTE OWL. Here's one for you Falcons fans: (By The Art of Cake by...Show More Summary

The Top 10 Reactions To Your Facebook Feed This Week

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks cake form, of course. The Virtual Side-Eye: The "OH PLEASE." (When do we get an "eye roll" reaction, Facebook?) The "OH HAIL NO!" The "Everything is fine." The "I am a leaf on the wind." No one can damage this calm. Watching AShow More Summary

Camouflaged E.T. Balls

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Dawn ordered this Fall tree design for her wedding cake: But in the end, she couldn't see the forest OR the trees: I, for example, only see E.T. hands. The cake Adriana wanted was already kinda funky: ...but give that photo to a wreckerator,...Show More Summary

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