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Archived Since:November 2, 2009

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Ain't No Party Like A Cake Wrecks Woman-Giving-Birth-In-A-Bathtub Par-TAY

44 minutes agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

John tells me it's Bathtub Party Day, and John ALSO tells me this is the perfect opportunity to remind you of our second-ever censored Cake Wreck, posted several Internet ice ages ago back in 2008. SO... Who's ready for some life-sized,...Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets: Hand in the Cookie Jar

yesterdayHumor : Cake Wrecks

It's National Cookie Day! Let's celebrate it by taking a look at some wonderful cookies. We'll start with a cookie of Cookie Monster eating a cookie. (It's like Muppet Inception.) (By Raspberri Cupcakes) Cookie Monster's a macaron, a...Show More Summary

This Is NOT Your Grandma's Gravy

3 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

You know how people say the best part about Thanksgiving is the leftovers? I'm guessing those people haven't seen these cakes. Short straw gets the "gravy" slice! o.0 Ooh, now here's a vision: [squinting] I see a dill pickle voodoo doll,...Show More Summary

The Dino Days Of "Bummer"

4 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

THREE IS THE NUMBER THOU SHALT COUNT. And this three is the number thou shalt bake. (It is a nice three; I like the cake board especially.) Now.... GO! NI! I mean, NOOOO! Ok, enough Monty Python references. Now on to the Firefly ones! Curse...Show More Summary

Is There No "Just Us"?

4 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

After you see the word "just" written on a cake enough times, you start to ask yourself, "How does this keep happening?" I don't know. I honestly don't. But it still cracks me up. Sometimes I can't help imagining the conversation: "What...Show More Summary

Peppa Porker

6 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Meet Peppa Pig: She's the star of a kid's show in Britain, and looks like a toddler's drawing of a pink hairdryer with ears - or an anatomically incorrect gallbladder. Anyway, people send me pictures of Peppa cakes all the time, mostly...Show More Summary

Militarized Pool Noodles

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Some folks ordered a cake shaped like the Pentagon, and to be safe, even brought in a picture: They got this: (The misspelling is what I call "adding insult to a headdesk-induced injury.") Next Jas ordered this bright and beautiful design: But instead, she got liquefied pool noodles: Mmm. Show More Summary

Enough Shopping, Let's Have Some Sweets!

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

"Get your gift shopping done on Black Friday," they said. "It'll be fun!" they said. So you set ALL the alarms... (By Sweet Sugarbelle) ...because early is HARD. I get it. You grabbed a nutritious breakfast, (By The Sugar Syndicate,Show More Summary

Friday Favs 11/25/16

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

A few of my favorite submissions this week: Chrystal brought in two photos for her friend's birthday cake, and asked the baker to put one pic on either side of the 32. Which is exactly what the baker did: ::sigh:: Mickey and MinnieShow More Summary

Fun And Poo-Wangs For The Whole Family!

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Happy Thanksgiving, minions! Since you're probably hanging with family today, I've decided to give you the gift that keeps on giving: Turkey Poo-Wangs. Lots and lots of Turkey Poo-Wangs. Ahh, but not just ANY Turkey Poo-Wangs; today I give you Turkey Poo-Wangs that look like your family members. Was there a lot of stiff competition? Of course. Show More Summary

No Mean Feet

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

If you want a simple theme for a baby shower, it's hard to go wrong with cute little footprints. Unless the baker misses the "little" part, of course: Good grief, MY feet are smaller than that. Are you trying to give the mom-to-be aShow More Summary


last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Last week someone in a Facebook group I belong to asked a question that made the rest of us sit up and take notice. The question was, "Does my arm look like a turkey leg?" And you guys, it totally did. It turns out this is intentional; Rachel here is dressing up as Thanksgiving Dinner for an upcoming marathon. Show More Summary

Almost, But Not Quite, Entirely Unlike Turkey Cakes

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Let's face it, bakers: turkeys look silly. Real turkeys, I mean. SO SILLY. So in that spirit, why NOT make your turkey cakes look like a snake on a Mexican poncho? Or a volcano with a chicken beak? Or a ruffled... er... [long pause] [gratuitous side-eye]...decorative... Show More Summary

Fantastic Sweets And Where To Find Them

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Have you seen Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them yet? If so, LUCKY!...and no spoilers, if you please. John and I are planning to see it this Wednesday, so while I count down the days, let look at some of the more delicious Fantastic...Show More Summary

The Mickey Mouse Mind Trick

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

In honor of Mickey Mouse's birthday I'm about to give you a crazy cool gift: I'm about to make you forget what Mickey Mouse looks like. Impossible, you say? Then WATCH THIS: It's slipping away, isn't it? Is this right? Can you tell? IS...Show More Summary

Pretty Sure This Is How It Happened

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Thanks to Sarah O. for helping us stick figure that one out. Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

Seeing Double

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Sometimes, when ordering a cake, you have to play Pictionary with your baker. Except instead of just telling them what to draw, you show them a picture. And instead of actually drawing anything, they make a cake. So really it's nothing like Pictionary. Show More Summary

Keep It Simple, Keep It Safe

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Much like land wars in Asia and dealing with your in-laws, ordering a cake is all about keeping certain information to yourself. You don't leak state secrets, you don't say you hated last Sunday's casserole, and you never, EVER, tell...Show More Summary

They Should Have Ordered a Semper Pie

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Um, if it helps any, here's a picture of a Marine squirrel I found while looking for angry Sarge pictures: See? I knew it would help. Thanks Jessica, G! And I think I speak for everyone here when I say, "happy two00 & four tea onest birthday, Marine Corps!" Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

Sunday Sweets For American Education Week

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

For American Education Week, I want to talk to all the people who help our kids grow and learn and eventually figure out the difference between "its" and "it's." Dear Educators, I think this cookie says it all: (By Sweet Art Sweets) But...Show More Summary

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