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Sunday Sweets Gets Crafty

18 hours agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Any crafters out there? Since I spend most of my time working online, I go a little crazy if I don't take time out each week to physically make something. It can be so satisfying working with your hands, and flexing those creative muscles,...Show More Summary

Friday Favs 7/31/15

2 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Some of my favorite new submissions this week. It took me entirely too long to realize this IS in English: Spacing: the Final Frontier of Wreckerating Judging by the CW Facebook page, I see I've trained you wrecky minions well: Ahh,Show More Summary

Good Luck Wrecking The Castle!

3 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Joanna H. ordered this cake for her 30th birthday: The horse shoe is for luck. BECAUSE SHE'S GONNA NEED IT, AMIRITE? Ahem. Here's what Joanna got instead: Insert "the trots" joke here. BAHAA TOILET HUMOR. Whitney M. wanted a cake that...Show More Summary

5 Terrifying Kids' Cakes To Make You Poop A Little

5 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Parents, are the kids making too much noise? Need to quiet them down a bit? Maybe get them rocking themselves in the fetal position for the next few hours, followed by a life-long enrollment in therapy? THEN DO WE HAVE THE CAKES FORShow More Summary


6 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Warning: A supposedly naughty cake ahead. (But good luck seeing it.) "We asked for Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc." "This was our Hello Kitty cake:" "They told us those were flames." "Believe it or not, it's supposed to be a penis." Thanks...Show More Summary

Southwestern Sweets

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

When I was a teenager I visited Taos, New Mexico, and immediately fell in love with all the local art. The colors! The jewelry! The weaving and pottery and paintings! So today I thought we'd celebrate all things South West, Native American, and totally awesome: (By Cake Heart) This cake is singing my song, you guys. Show More Summary

Friday Favs, 7/24/15

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

A few of my favorite new submissions this week. Could we pause for a moment to appreciate the fact that someone was PAID to do this? Paid. Actual money. Like, it's their JOB... to do that. [sob] Sure, you might think the baker would...Show More Summary

I Can See Clearly Now... And... EW

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

I don't remember my 2012 slang very well - was this an actual thing people said? "You're eggs is prego." There are so many things wrong with that sentence, my brain just imploded. Still, at least it was a "closed belly" shower. WhatShow More Summary

Nothing To See Here

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Parental Note: This post contains extreme childishness not at all appropriate for children. Move along. He blinded me Who's up for a snowball fight? (I can't tell if the middle guy is volunteering or flipping me off.) A...Show More Summary

11 Utterly Bizarre Display Cakes Just Hangin' Out Like It's NBD

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Today's cakes are not special orders. No one asked for them this way. In fact, they were all found ready-made in bakery display cases, just waiting for the right customer and/or occasion to come along. Like maybe...!! Building a compost Or...Show More Summary

That's One Small Leap For Jen...

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

John: "What are you working on?" Jen: "Finding cakes for National Moon Day." John: "Ok... so what's that, and what does it have to do with Moon Day?" Jen: [clicking] "Hang on, you'll see." John: "This still doesn't..." Jen: "Waaaait for it..." John: "OH. Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets Goes Under The Sea

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Today Sunday Sweets really takes a dive... (By Shani's Sweet Creations) ...into undersea sweetness! Yep, we're going to celebrate all things beneath the waves, like colorful coral and friendly octopodes: (By Jacqueline Marie's Custom...Show More Summary

Friday Favs 7/17/15

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Some of my favorite new submissions this week. Look out, "Mom." They're on to you. They asked for "Happy Birthday Levi" in red icing, written in the top center of the cake: NAILED IT. "John without the H?" NAILED IT. Ever wonder what...Show More Summary

Getting To Know You...

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

It's Getting To Know Your Customers Day! So, bakers, I thought I'd introduce you to a few from the CW audience: That little boy's face = me when I see a Whoopie Pie. (That's the bride in green.) Oh, and the next time you decide to cover a cake with black icing, bakers, please: THINK OF THE TONGUES. It's not all bad, though. Show More Summary

The Far Side of the Bakery

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

During the traditional "Ongo Longo" dance, the natives express thanks for the year's crops, the tribe's health, and for the glandular defect running rampant in the island's pigs. The scientists found that results were mixed. Some mice...Show More Summary

Doctor What

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

What better way to express ourselves than to let others express... ourselves? (Is that right? No? I'm going with it.) Thanks to Shelley K., Linsey S., Michelle S., Collen M., & Katy B. for the bits and pieces. Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

Embrace Your Geekness Day

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

There are many flavors of geekdom, my friends, but not to worry; these bakers can wreck 'em all. "Oh, you want a Minecraft cake in green and black? "NOOO PROBLEM. "I don't see what other bakers are complaining about. These things are...Show More Summary

Superhero Sweets For SDCC

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

This weekend many of My People, aka geeks, have converged on San Diego Comic-Con - and I'm not there. [sob] BUT! The rest of us can still look at awesome comic book cakes and dream, right? (By Bella Cakes) Look at this gorgeous Wonder Woman cake! LOOK AT IT. Ok, you can stop now. Because na na na na na na... Show More Summary

No Excuses? Here, Try These

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Dear Jen, Help! It's July and there are no good holidays coming up, plus no birthdays in my family, and I WANT CAKE. Can you help? - Cakeless in Cincinnati Dear Cakeless, My dear wrecky minion, you've come to the right place. Fact is,...Show More Summary

Directionally Challenged

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

What happened to these wrecks? I'LL NEVER TELL. But I bet you can figure it out. :D And now, your wrecky moment of Zen: Dawn actually wanted a cake wreck for her friend's birthday, so she asked her bakery to misspell the name and write, "Hearts and sprinkles" on the edges - but with NO hearts or sprinkles on the cake. Show More Summary

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