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Archived Since:November 2, 2009

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Sunday Sweets Kicks It Old School

7 hours agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Let's talk piping, peeps. Because nothing shows off a baker's talent - or makes our jaws drop - quite like this business right here: (By Finespun Cakes) That's a style known as Lambeth, named for Joseph Lambeth, who popularized it back...Show More Summary

Fri Favs 7/22/16

2 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Some of my favorite new submissions this week: I think I'm ready to start eating more fruit, you guys. I'll, uh, have what she's having. Over at Epcot (the theme park, not our resident bunker) Disney recently replaced the old Maelstrom ride with a Frozen-themed one. Show More Summary

But What If The Customers Are Nuts?

3 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Bakers, I want you to know that I know. I KNOW. Sometimes your customers are... weird. I promise I'll keep this brief. And hey, if someone with cash in hand asks you to draw Lebron James as an anesthesiologist, then by golly, you draw...Show More Summary

The Ten Funniest Name Goofs

4 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Names are tough - there are just so many weird ones out there - so I tend to cut bakers a lot of slack when it comes to misspelling them. But I'm pretty sure these birthday kids weren't so understanding: "...and that's how Bobby gotShow More Summary

The Truth Hurts. Have Some Cake.

5 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Because this is the kind of thing I do to amuse myself. And this last one doesn't really fit, but it's the ultimate birthday Truth Bomb: Thanks to Candice J., Audra M., Katie W., Katherine K., Deborah F., the L family, & Kimberly B. for reminding us the truth hurts sometimes, but everything's better with cake. Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

The Cake Wrecks Ink Blot Test

6 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

We need modern tools for a modern age, minions. That's why I'm proposing we throw out the passé Rorschach ink blot test for psychological evaluation... and use cakes instead. "SO... [clicking pen, pushing up glasses, consulting clipboard]... "Tell...Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets For Disneyland's Birthday

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Disneyland turns 61 today! Let's celebrate! (By Cuteology Cakes) And while we're at it, who can name some of the original opening day attractions back in 1955? That topper has a nod to one already: Autopia. Now let's see how many cakes...Show More Summary

You KNOW This Power Point Presentation Exists Somewhere

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Technique A: The "Decorative Candy Drizzle Embellishment" Step 1. Hold container in hand: Step 2. Invert container: Technique B: The "Elegant Victorian Baroque Fine Lace Ornamentation" Step 1. Hold piping bag over cake: Step 2. Squeeze Technique C: The "Parisian Silk Corinthian Fancy Ribbon Embellishment" Step 1. Show More Summary

In Which Jen Tries To Keep The Ball Jokes To A Minimum

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Right off the bat, minions, I should tell you today's sportsball cakes are all par for the course. (Hey, HERE'S A TIP.) I mean, sure, some will seem out of left field... ...but these are right up your alley. (I'll spare you the gutter-minded...Show More Summary

How It Might Have Happened

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

"Hello? Yes, I'd like to order a cake that looks like my husband's Audi. That's right, an Audi. And could you make it a nice coppery brown? Thanks!" [Later that day] Alisha E., don't tell me that's not really what happened, because I choose to believe it is. So there. Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

Literally? LITERALLY.

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Gina's birthday is the 4th of July, so last week her hubby John ordered a patriotic cake for the occasion. The bakery had several jars of plastic decorations sitting around, so John pointed at one and asked the bakers to put "some of those stars in the jar" on the cake. Which... Show More Summary

Done In A Gif

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

And now, John's Handy Reaction Gifs. (You might want to give this post a moment to load) When I see a date like this on a cake: When I see bakers trying to write text speak: When I can't tell if the cake is supposed to be dirty or not: When...Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets: 10 Adorable Baby Shower Cakes

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

It's been far too long since we oohed and aahed over Sweet baby shower cakes, minions. I blame myself. And sometimes John. BUT NO MORE. Because lookie: (By De La Créme) What Sweet monkey business is this?! I want to pet that fuzzy little...Show More Summary

Friday Favs 7/8/16

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Some of my favorite new submissions this week: Just think: this is the fixed version. Which makes me feel like I should post this as a follow-up: If you made the same leap and "got" this, congraderatiocs, you're on the internet too much. Show More Summary

A Home Run For Parents

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

It's an immutable law of nature: parents have to embarrass their kids. HAVE TO. So to show how hep and "with it" she was, Michelle asked the baker to write, "Happy 10th Birthday, Dude!" on her son's birthday cake. And did that turn out well? Well, DUH. Oh hey, bonus poo palms! NOICE. (I still use 'Dude' all the time, too, Michelle. Show More Summary

Getting EXACTLY What You Ask For

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Ever wonder how a wreck gets ordered? "I'd like a dragon cake, and could you have it breathing flame onto the cake board?" "...And her name is Jayce. Like Joyce, but with an 'a,' not an 'o.'" (For the longest time I couldn't figure out what "a-noPanO" meant. Show More Summary

Bikini Waxing Poetic

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

It. Was. An. Itsy bitsy... Weirdly sheeny... Lumpy camouflage bikini... That I saw in the bakery display! An itsy slitsy... (ow) Armed and weedy: Yellow dirty dot bikini: O.o ...and I think that's enough for today! Happy Bikini Day to...Show More Summary

When July Is Forthcoming

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

It's America's birthday, e'erbody! Don't you hate it when you get to the party and/or bakery and everyone's started drinking without you? Of course, most folks know today simply as: 4th July of. Or July 4th of. Your choice. Yes, friends, today is a day to salute all nations, but mostly America. Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets: Disney Wedding Cakes

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

When you know you'll never be too old for Disney, but still want to keep it elegant: (By WDW Resorts) A beautifully subtle design for Lady and the Tramp lovers: (Baker Unknown - anyone recognize it?) Ever wanted Cinderella's feathered...Show More Summary

Friday Favs 7/1/16

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Some of my favorite new submissions this week. Hey bakers, you know how you all get together in shadowy back rooms and debate which new frosted horrors to unleash on your unsuspecting customers? Well, never thought I'd say this, but you've finally outdone yourselves. Blue Cake Tacos. Wow. That's like a whole new breed of wrong. Show More Summary

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