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URL :http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/
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Posts on Regator:946
Posts / Week:2.3
Archived Since:November 2, 2009

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Let's Play Telephone

3 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Ever wonder what could possibly go wrong with a simple inscription on a basic cake? Well, WONDER NO MORE. Below I've listed the inscriptions some of my trusty Wreckporters ordered from professional bakeries, followed by the cakes they...Show More Summary

Now That's A Bad Day

4 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Where is the moment we needed the most? You kick up the leaves and the Volvo is lost... You tell me your blue skies fade to grey Your baker still hates you, too, they say But I don't need no carryin' on! You fall in the line just toShow More Summary

Sunday Sweets: Fraggles and Dragons and Groot, Oh My!

5 days agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Whether you're a kid or just feel like one, nothing beats seeing one of your favorite characters in cake, am I right? And if you've already seen Guardians of the Galaxy 2, I bet this is one of your new favorites: (By Tattooed Bakers) HE...Show More Summary

Fade To Wreck

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Just when you thought Fridays couldn't get any better, along comes... WEDDING WRECKS! Molly S. ordered this lovely ombré design for her wedding cake: But instead, she got this: Molly paid $500 for it. It was still frozen solid in the middle. Show More Summary

Happy Womb Expulsion Day!

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

All together, now! Happy bathday to you... Happy birdhday to you... sigh [ahem] Happy BLIMDAY dear... [whimper] Brithty sooo-oong... [sound of head banging on desktop] HAAAAPPY... (For a 90-yr-old grandmother) (Supposed to be "Matthew.") OH...Show More Summary

John's Final Straw

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

Thanks to Natalia R., Anony M., Sandra B., Lisa S., and Vicky G. for sparking the idea. Do you shop Amazon? Then how about clicking through my affiliate link to shop? Visiting Amazon through that link will help support the site, and costs you nothing. Thanks, guys!

Stick A Pick In It

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

"...and to avoid any possible mistakes, instead of any writing on the cake I'd like you to just use one of those plastic 'Happy Birthday' picks, please." "No, no, I don't want you to write it, I want you to use one. You know, the 'Happy Birthday' sticks? Yes. Show More Summary

Tickle Tickle

last weekHumor : Cake Wrecks

And just like that, all of Josh's long years in therapy were undone. Thanks, Dani E. That's one more memory I'll have to repress. Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

Confectionary Compensating

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Men, we need to talk. Ladies, if you could just give us a minute? Thanks. [tapping foot while 99.6% of readership leaves the room] [whispering] Right, then. Listen, guys. I know some of you might be "concerned" that your bride-to-be has had wedding cake in the past. Show More Summary

I Think I Get The Picture

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

"Hi, I'd like to order a monkey cake for my son, but I want to make sure there won't be any mix-ups like what happened last week." "Oh? What happened last week?" "Well, I brought in a reference for my nephew's monkey cake - a paper party plate - and you guys just took a picture of it and glued the picture to the cake!" "I see. Show More Summary

Royally Wrecked

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Remember that cake with a perfectly drawn Gerber Baby on it that was supposed to be a Gerber daisy? Yeah, I love that one. So needless to say, my day has just been made by this "Princess Crown": So. Not. Kidding. And according to Anthony N., his sister Gia is actually terrified of clowns, so this "did not go over well." Awww. Show More Summary

The Far Side Of The Cake, Vol.3

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Of course, the irony of Phil's phobia was never completely lost on him. Inside the Department of "All Fun & Games." "The inspector listened to the woman's tale with suspicion. Sure, the dame SEEMED to be telling the truth about her husband's death, but he still suspected fowl play." Thanks to Erin W., Lisa H., & Kimberly P. Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets Just Wants To Bang On The Drum All Day

2 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

It's your weekend, everybody! That's right, whether you're a nurse: (By High Five Cakes) Or an orchestra conductor: (By Sweetfix) Or a photographer: (By Truly Scrumptious Cakes) Whether you build houses: (By Confetti Cakes) Or burritos: (By...Show More Summary

PLEASE TELL ME THOSE ARE DEAD SQUIRRELS

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Sometimes you want your wedding cake to tell a story. Just not this one. He was a small game hunter who liked to drink. She was an amateur taxidermist who collected tiny hats. (And also liked to drink.) Together, they would create: THE...Show More Summary

Guest Post For You!

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

[fade to dream sequence] "We all know the importance of a water filter. It is an important part of every household." This cake is very ugly! Water Filters For Less "There are many brands of water filters. Many are good brands." ThisShow More Summary

Who You Callin' 'Pro'?

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

You all know I only feature professionally made Wrecks here on CW. The irony, of course, is that I mistake pro for amateur way more often than the other way around! Heh. So anyway, while I've been told that today's Wrecks are indeedShow More Summary

Hey, Bebeh

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

"Girl, you lookin' fine. Why don't you come over here, and give daddy a lil' sugar?" "Check it. I've got a spiky polar-bear-skin rug for us to lounge on, and some suh-weet champagne glasses the size of water coolers. I even put on my...Show More Summary

Sunday Sweets: Fabulous Faux Flowers

3 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Hey all! john (the hubby of Jen) here. The next time you see "fresh flowers" on a cake, look more closely. They might actually be gumpaste. (Made by LynnInSingapore) I love the yellow and purple flowers on this one. I'm not very good with all the names, but I think they're daisies. Show More Summary

9 Oddly Specific Apology Cakes

4 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

Far be it from me to ever condemn an apology made with cake. However.... Today's cakes do make me question being quite so specific about it. Hey, I just realized this should have been the #1 apology cake for my Go-Go song! And maybeShow More Summary

Pan-Tastic!

4 weeks agoHumor : Cake Wrecks

peppy infomercial music [yelling in a high-pitched monotone] HI JOHNNY YATES HERE FOR THE ORIGINAL PAN-TASTIC ALL-IN-ONE CAKE PAN. THE FASTEST, EASIEST, SAFEST WAY TO BAKE AND DECORATE ANY CAKE YOU CAN IMAGINE... GUARANTEED! JUST LOOK...Show More Summary

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