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Hello. It's Me. I Was Wondering If I Could Ask You To Keep Adele From Feeling Happy

Dear Esteemed Adele's Physician: May I begin by congratulating you on the honor of being chosen as the professional privy to the world's most beloved performer. You must be so secretly proud. How I have come by this information of you is of no matter. Show More Summary

21 NBA Players That Seriously Pulled This Bullst

Last Thursday, inside the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio, something disturbing happened: Milwaukee Bucks' 6-foot-11 power forward John Henson was seemingly knocked over by a gust of wind. Of course, Henson wasn't actually blown over by a gust of wind. Show More Summary

The Thinker

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"No Thanks for the Memory"

By Jerry Zezima I am so technologically challenged that my granddaughter, Chloe, who isn't even 3 years old, is more advanced than I am. I know this because she can use an iPad. I don't have an iPad, or an iPod, or even an iWatch, although I do have an iPhone and, according to my dentist, iTeeth. Show More Summary

Podtime Stories

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Madonna: Like A Virgin or Is A Virgin

Madonna: Like A Virgin or Is A Virgin In what was described as the Miracle at Marie Calendars after a waitress's narcoleptic fit caused a major Boysenberry Pie stain to occur on one of the restaurant's walls. Immediately, customers began...Show More Summary

Iraq Again (With the Beach Boys)

"Do It Again" It's automatic when I Talk with neo-cons The conversation turns to Invasions we used to spawn When we were greeted as liberators And tortured Iraqi perpetrators And the Green Zone Was the place to go Mission Accomplished...Show More Summary

'Mystery Science Theater 3000' Is Officially Coming Back!

Last week, we told you about a "MST3K" Kickstarter campaign spearheaded by its creator Joel Hodgson. The goal was $2 million to start, which would be enough for three feature-length episodes.  Even Luke Skywalker himself Mark Hamill was on board. Show More Summary

Republican Pickup Lines The Republican Party is currently trying to capture the hearts of the American people. Hell, their debates have the appearance of some strange reality dating show. Yet being a part of the GOP isn't traditionally viewed as the sexiest option in town. Show More Summary

Colleges to Replace History With Soothing Images of Sunsets and Waterfalls

In response to a series of demands set forth by student protesters across the country, all United States colleges have agreed to replace history with soothing images of sunsets and waterfalls. "It's important that campuses be havensShow More Summary

I'm With Stupid: The Hell I Face When the Internet Goes Down

This morning, as I sit down and write this column, my worst fears have come true. The Internet is down and I am left with naught but my own imagination for inspiration. There will be no stories of morons doing their moronity, scientists passing off speculation as truth or college crybabies whining that their feelings got hurt. Show More Summary

Auto Potty. Now There's an Idea Whose Time Has Come.

I can't believe it, but I've reached the point in my life where whenever I get together with my girlfriends, the conversation ultimately turns to aging parents and poop. Not aging parents and their poop. No one wants to talk about that. Show More Summary

Live Tweet Your Dysfunctional Family Thanksgiving!

Comedy comes from pain, and there are few things more painful than gathering around the table on an increasingly politically incorrect holiday getting your buttons pushed by the people you rather reluctantly (and only under duress) refer...Show More Summary

Branko's Bottom

I heard tell of a tale of a child, aged five, a girl, was standing beside a grown man when he made the reckless move of stooping. His flat ass, in gray slacks, directly in front of the little girl's face. She lunged and sank in her baby teeth. Show More Summary

A Conversation With Red-Haired Richie

"You're not a social worker," said Gabe. We ran into each other at Sojourn as usual and were contemplating life. "I know," I said. "When it's right it will be easy," he said. "Yeah." "Hey, remember that time at the High Life when you stormed out on me?" I smiled big, averting my eyes. Show More Summary

A Rare Argument for Facebook (Or How I Learned to Stop Hating High School)

As anyone who's caught a glimpse of my biceps can surmise, I'm not a violent man. The closest I came to playing a contact sport was Model U.N. Yet, at risk of sounding too Degrassi, in 8th grade I was teased so mercilessly, I started carrying a knife to school. Show More Summary

Choose Your Own Misery: Happy Thanksgiving (SUCKER!)

Play along as a bitter, slightly dense office drone in this heaping Thanksgiving helping of misery I'm sorry, but that's not going to be possible. Several other individuals have already requested the day off, and we need you to be available, in-office, should any pressing situations arise. Show More Summary

Netflix and Chill vs. Netflix and Children

OK, I admit it: for the last year or so, I thought I was doing "Netflix and Chill," when all I was doing was queueing up endless episodes of "Caillou" so that I could take a sht and/or have a totally silent "Falling Down" moment at a sink of two-day-old dishes. Show More Summary

Just A Matter Of When

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Brilliant New Facebook Feature Shows Your Ex Losing The Breakup

Recently, Facebook launched "Take a Break," a feature that helps you deal with breaking up by limiting the amount of content shown between you and your ex. This is an essential tool in the unending nightmare that is getting over an old flame. Show More Summary

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