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Melania's Policy On Bullying

Melania Trump has assured us that, as First Lady, she will work tirelessly to end the scourge of bullying. It's an undertaking fraught with arduous challenges, but as demonstrated by the below leaked draft she's clearly ready to move...Show More Summary

3 Tips For Dealing With Trump's Tweets

Trump uses Twitter to taunt, goad, mock, attack, and mislead people. He did this with great success all throughout the GOP primary campaign, and then through the general election. Now that George Bush is campaigning for Jeb(!), is he fair game for questions about World Trade Center, Iraq War and eco collapse? Careful! — Donald J. Show More Summary

What One Of America's 'Most Talented Kids' Is Up To A Decade After His TV Debut

A “corny” joke started it all for a young Dante Brown. The Chicago native was 5 years old when he caught the attention of Jay Leno during an open mic audition to find America’s most talented, hilarious children. The search brought Dante (and two other children) to “The Oprah Winfrey Show” in 2005, where he got a lesson in joke-telling from Leno. Show More Summary

Sperm Count: Should You Give Your Child Viagra?

Remember those films they used to show you about cavities when you were a kid. The teeth were pictured as white knights who were in danger of being attacked by decay. The result was like one of those medieval pageants where the crusades are reenacted. Show More Summary

Stevie Wonder And Wonder Woman's Rap Battle Is Legendary

Who’s the better rapper: a superhero or a Motown legend? Wonder no more. Epic Rap Battles of History pits Wonder Woman against Stevie Wonder, and it’s up to us to declare the winner. In one choice exchange, Stevie Wonder (T-Pain) sings,...Show More Summary

National Guard Will Be Deployed to Every U.S. Family's Thanksgiving Dinner

As protests continue in the wake of Donald Trump's election as President, plans have been made for deploying the National Guard to every United States family's Thanksgiving Day dinner, in order to prevent inevitable violence. "This is...Show More Summary

Destructive Children

I always want to lose my shit when I walk into someone's house and it is immaculate with white furniture and breakable decor below waist level...AND they have young children. HOW? HOW?! HOW?!?! My home looks more like a frat house or...Show More Summary

What the flock?!

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Urban Renewal, Trump Style

On the heels of the high-visibility grand opening of the Trump International Hotel in Washington, DC's Old Post Office building, the international chain of luxury hotel properties has announced plans to open a second location in theShow More Summary


Well. That happened. Donald J. Trump didn't just perplex the pundits, pollsters and his own progeny with a stunning electoral pummeling of Hillary Clinton, he pelted them with showbiz shock and awe. It was a wake-up call that surely rolled Beethoven, who was deaf, and is now dead. Show More Summary


"Billionaires have been flocking to Wyoming, attracted by its outdoor lifestyle and low taxes." - New York Times. Oh snap, how much do I love my outdoor lifestyle in Wyoming? Sometimes, during the 357 days a year I happen to be in New...Show More Summary

Here's What To Buy The 'Home Alone' Superfan In Your Life

The name “Kevin” has never been quite the same since 1990, when Macaulay Culkin, playing a character of the same name, spilled Pepsi all over some fresh pizzas, got stuck sleeping in the hide-a-bed with Fuller, and made his family disappear...Show More Summary

Supremacy Now! Things White People Do Well

In light of the fact that a huge swath of white nationalists and separatists in the U.S. — from the hoary old KKK to neo-Confederates to garden-variety racists and assorted Bannonistas — are positively giddy at the prospect of a Donald...Show More Summary

Bill Burr Hates Black Friday And You Should, Too

Well, all the carnage that is Black Friday has passed. After Thanksgiving dinner with my family, it’s tradition for us all to retreat to the living room, get comfortable, and imagine the poor saps lined up for post-turkey deals. In a...Show More Summary

The Final Solution: What Endearment Will Donald Trump Use For Kim Jong-un?

Donald Trump has said that he will talk to Kim Jong-un ("Donald Trump would speak with North Korea's Kim Jong un," CNN, 5/18/16). But what will he say? Will he call him "Mr. Piggy" and attack him for his weight the way he did AliciaShow More Summary

"You Must Have Been a Beautiful Baby"

By Jerry Zezima Ever since my second grandchild, Lilly, was born in October, people have been asking who she looks like. It's hard to say because babies change by the hour, and need to be changed just as often, but I can tell you this:...Show More Summary

Trump Tower Gets Renamed 'Dump Tower' On Google Maps

Donald Trump had an unusual place to call home Saturday. Trump Tower, the president-elect’s New York City residence, was briefly renamed “Dump Tower” on Google Maps, to the amusement of eagle-eyed Internet users. DUMP TOWER! More Summary

Black Friday Sale on Trump Officials 'A Yuge Success'

Washington DC: Goodyear Satire Co.-- Eighty-seven ambassadorships were sold by the incoming Trump Administration on Black Friday, shattering the record held by the 2004 George W. Bush transition team. "The sale raised $750 million, which...Show More Summary

Dog With Human Hands Eating Peanut Butter Is What You Need Right Now

Look, it’s been a rough week. It’s been a rough year. So why don’t you take a couple minutes off and watch this nice video of a dog eating peanut butter with human hands? If you're like me, you could use a laugh after this past week....Show More Summary

CNN Mistakenly Circulates Prewritten Fidel Castro Text. Again.

CNN blew it for the TKTKTK time this week. [[NOTE: Insert number of blunders on Monday.]] OK, so the network probably didn’t actually air 30 minutes of pornography on Thanksgiving night, but it did accidentally publish a few editor’s...Show More Summary

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