|Filed Under:||Lifestyle / Happiness|
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|Archived Since:||February 25, 2010|
Baby, you can drive my car. At least sometimes I feel that way when I’m caught in a yellow-light staredown and suddenly find myself death-gripping the wheel while make that split-second decision to fly through or slam the brakes. It’s very stressful. Show More Summary
And that weird smushy brown thing on the bottom. AWESOME! Photo from: here The post #147 When those little stringy things come off with the banana peel appeared first on 1000 Awesome Things.
I went to the airport yesterday. Obviously, I got jacked on parking and my little pick up trip turned into a twelve-dollar fine for swerving around the maze-like lot for twenty minutes. On my way out I stopped at the Pay For Parking machines and, sure enough, all of them were packed with people. Show More Summary
And that weird smushy brown thing on the bottom. AWESOME! — Hey everyone, Thank you so much for supporting the launch of the first awesome book in four years! I’m really excited to announce that right here, right now, we are launching the first ever fully interactive, hyper-photorealistic children’s book in the entire world. Show More Summary
Down with reality shows. Tossing strangers on a beach in Costa Rica, surrounding them with boom mics, and overdubbing dramatic music is starting to get old. I’m not saying sweaty cooking competitions, suspenseful scale weigh-ins, or watching people who think they can dance dance isn’t always fun. Show More Summary
Okay, you know what’s awkward? That ten to fifteen minutes before the movie starts on opening night. Seriously, it’s a jumpy whisper-fest in red plushy tundra as everyone runs in, jockeys for prime seats, and elbows for armrests. Saving...Show More Summary
AWESOME! Illustration from: here The post #156 A really strange or useful object popping out of someone’s purse right when you need it appeared first on 1000 Awesome Things.
My office is open concept. We’ve got short walls between cubes so we can all hear each other’s conversations. Yes, everybody knows when grandpa’s in the hospital, dinner needs sour cream, or junior wet his pants at school. It can beShow More Summary
Because now you’re motoring down the open road to AWESOME! Photo from: here The post #162 When that slow car driving in front of you finally moves out of the way appeared first on 1000 Awesome Things.
AWESOME! Illustration from: here The post #171 Completely guessing the right answer on a multiple choice test appeared first on 1000 Awesome Things.
AWESOME! Illustration from: here The post #177 Grandma emails appeared first on 1000 Awesome Things.
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AWESOME! Illustration from: here
AWESOME! — Hey everyone, I’m launching a super secret new project this Fall called The Institute for Global Happiness. Sign up for my new email list to learn more. As a thank you, I’ll send you The eBook of Awesome, a … Continue reading ?
Bombs away. Bring on big splashes, wet clothes, and hot sunny afternoons of AWESOME! Photo from: here
It’s the sound of life. Listening to the sound of a stomach chowing down on a greasy hot dog is listening to the sound of a body filling up with energy. Ketchup, mustard, pickles — they’re all magically getting transmogrified … Continue reading ?
It’s like finding a secret button that gives you complete control over your furry friend. Just scratch once for AWESOME!
Lettuce is overrated. Seriously, sandwich place — we don’t need a watery chompful of the pale green gratedness every time we bite into your squashed six-inch sub. Piling two handfuls on there like you’re setting up the stable with straw … Continue reading ?