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McDonaldland was the trippy make-believe world where all the McDonald’s characters lived in harmony. Growing up, we occasionally holed up in the corner of McDonald’s when someone’s cool mom dropped some bills on a deliciously greasy birthday party. There was … Continue reading ?
Sometimes you’re late for the date. Stepping into the dark restaurant, shaking off your umbrella, squeezing past the bar, you don’t know what you’re gonna get: Who’s gonna be here? Have they already ordered? Will there even be a chair? … Continue reading ?
Monday is the new Sunday. First off, your TV-watching schedule is messed up. The baseball game was last night so now you’re flipping past Wheel of Fortune and sitcom reruns. But no big deal, because even though the night before … Continue reading ?
Green baby buds pop out in the spring, healthy leaves fly high to the sky all summer, and aging beauties flash and change colors in the fall. Then eventually they snap off and crack off and crumble and tumble down … Continue reading...
Cruising onto a fresh black road when you’ve been scraping on top of a rough one is a mighty fine feeling. Yes, when you get off that chopped-up construction meat or swerve out of Pothole Alley your tires are loving … Continue readi...
Sneak behind the bookcase, take a smoke break in the alley, grab the back row at the theater, or go freshen up before dinner. Look left, look right, and yank. AWESOME! Photo from: here
Channel surf in your underwear, crank your embarrassing dance music, and let the crumb-covered dishes pile up without guilt. When you’re splitting the bills, the thermostat, and a few hundred square feet, sometimes a weekend alone can feel like a … Continue reading ?
I’m no runner. Strap a pair of flashy sneakers on me, snap on an elastic waistband, and tie my golden locks back into a ponytail and I generally have no idea what to do next. But when the bus is … Continue reading ?
Wedge those macaroni-and-cheese covered plates, butter-smeared knives, and sticky glasses in there sideways. Stuff in the stained Tupperware and double-stacked sandwich containers and then balance a crusty casserole dish on top. Now if you think you’re done, you’re not even … Continue reading ?
My phone number growing up began with a 666. And it wasn’t just my family who worshipped Satan on speed-dial, either. No, everybody in town was saddled with the same three-digit prefix, making it completely casual within city limits but … Continue reading ?
“He ate my tip!” Tara said that with eyebrow-crinkling rage while we were out grabbing drinks on a laid-back patio. She shook her head sternly and surveyed our table of belchy beer drinkers for emotional support. We offered none. In … Continue reading ?
Have you ever sat in a taxi cab in traffic? Just tell me that’s not frustrating. Your heart thump-thumps and your anxiety zooms sky-high while you stare at the fluorescent red toll slowly ticking upwards. Sure, you know you shouldn’t … Continue reading ?
Since we’re lugging the heavy vacuum up from the basement, moving couches around, and getting the whole room smelling like hot dirt, it’s mighty nice when those rattling little pebbles pipe up and let us know it was alllllll worth … Continue reading ?
You and your snugglepuss are cuddling up together. Maybe you’re taking a romantic stroll in the park, leaning on the railing over a waterfall, or camping out at the airport before your big honeymoon flyaway. It’s times like this when … Continue reading ?
We don’t know where you’ve been. We don’t know how you got home. But come here and give us a hug, old friend. We thought we lost you. AWESOME! Photo from: here
It’s a blazing hot Saturday afternoon and you’re playing pick-up basketball in the park. When the sun beats down and your sweatstache starts dripping someone thankfully calls a time out. Wiping your forearm across your forehead, you jog over to … Continue reading ?
Soapy sponging coats your clunker in a thick sheet of bubbly foam. When your brow is sweating and the sloshy pail is dripping all over the driveway, it’s time to grab the hose and rinse the job away. AWESOME! Photo … Continue readin...
Warning beeps and flashing battery icons try hard to get your attention. To me they’re a like death row prisoners being escorted down a dim hallway with green ceramic tiles and cinder brick walls. They’re in a baggy orange jumpsuit … Continue reading ?
Tension fills the room and black clouds linger by the ceiling fan. Dinner was late, bills piled up, nobody called home. Now you’re steaming in front of the TV while they’re crying softly in the bedroom upstairs. The stalemate burns … Continue reading ?
Drive that steaming rustbucket up to the gas station and let’s get down to business. Folks, you know it and I know it: perfect squeegee jobs are hard work. You’re a pro wiper if you master these top five tricks: … Continue reading ?