Blog Profile / Not Always Right


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Archived Since:February 26, 2010

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Scamming Is Their Business

Categories: Right Tags: Liars/Scammers, Restaurant, Scotland, UK Waiter: "What's wrong?" Me: "They don't have a tab or contract with us. They just got a free meal..." (Read more...) The post Scamming Is Their Business appeared first on Funny & True Stories - Not Always Right.

Next Time Say “Why Not?”

(Office | USA) Office | USA Categories: Working Tags: Office Office | USA(I work in the United States and work closely with the London office of my company. It should be noted that I do almost all of the paperwork for the London office, and just email them the documents when they are completed. Show More Summary

Getting Shirty Because You’re Cursed

Categories: Romantic Tags: Boyfriend/Girlfriend, Cardiff, Clothing Store, UK, Wales Me: laughing “You! Are! Cursed!” (Read more...) The post Getting Shirty Because You’re Cursed appeared first on Funny & True Stories - Not Always Ri...

Eating Them Was A Missed-Steak

Categories: Right Tags: Bristow, Food & Drink, Grocery Store, USA, Virginia Customer: "But we ate them. We didn't like them and I want my money back. I don't know why you are giving me a hard time. I am a customer and I am not satisfied!" Me: "I'm sorry. Show More Summary

Well, That’s THAT Problem Licked

(Home | BC, Canada) Home | BC, Canada Categories: Related Tags: home Home | BC, Canada(My son and his girlfriend have several reptiles, including a leopard gecko. One evening they are at our place for supper. Girlfriend has a cut onShow More Summary

Scheduled For A Breakdown

(Retail | USA) Retail | USA Categories: Working Tags: Retail Retail | USA(I am training a new guy. He’s young and this is his first job — he also obviously comes from a fairly affluent family. When you are hired at our store it takes...Show More Summary

This Kind Of Humor Should Be A (Hoi-Sin)

Categories: Friendly Tags: England, Punny, Supermarket, UK Me: "I know ducks can fly and all but on top of [Supermarket] clock tower is a little quackers." Friend: "He's visiting his cousins in the frozen aisle. They're in the spring rolls." (Read more...) The post This Kind Of Humor Should Be A (Hoi-Sin) appeared first on Funny & True Stories - Not Always Right.

Flirtation Comes With Part Of The Package

Categories: Right, Romantic Tags: England, Flirting, Norfolk, Parents/Guardians, Retail, UK Customer: "Yes, are you single? My son is such a lovely young man, you know!" Me: "I'm sure he is madam, but I'm taken. Sorry!" (Read more...) The post Flirtation Comes With Part Of The Package appeared first on Funny & True Stories - Not Always Right.

A Propensity For Density

Categories: Learning Tags: England, High School, London, Math & Science, UK Teacher: "So, the more dense an object is, the higher the refractive index." Loud Student: from across the room "Wait, what are we doing now?" Teacher: sighShow More Summary

The Day Was About To (Bath) Bomb

Categories: Hopeless Tags: Awesome, Employees, Shopping Center, UK Me: "I'm so sorry; you're at work and I'm keeping you from your job." Shop Assistant: "Oh, no, it's been nice to sit down! Why don't you put your bags behind the counter,...Show More Summary

Excuses That Don’t Hold Water

Categories: Right Tags: Comics (Read more...) The post Excuses That Don’t Hold Water appeared first on Funny & True Stories - Not Always Right.

Acting Like A Child

Categories: Right Tags: Alcohol, Bizarre, Restaurant, Scotland, UK Me: "Sir, you can't take drinks into the child's play area." Patron: "Why not?! My table is just through there." Me: "Because it is a children's play area." (Read more...) The post Acting Like A Child appeared first on Funny & True Stories - Not Always Right.

His Mercury Is In Retrograde

(Lab | Singapore) Lab | Singapore Categories: Working Tags: Lab Lab | Singapore(One day, I need to check the room temperature for an experiment, so I find a thermometer in a drawer and leave it lying on the workbench.) Colleague: “You...Show More Summary

Living With A Complex Kitty

Categories: Romantic Tags: Boyfriend/Girlfriend, Cornwall, England, home, Pets & Animals, UK Boyfriend: laughing "Are you saying I've given her an eating complex?" Me: "Yes." (Read more...) The post Living With A Complex Kitty appeared first on Funny & True Stories - Not Always Right.

Wifi Wifey

Categories: Right Tags: Bizarre, Hotel, South Carolina, Technology, USA Guest: "My wife is allergic to the WiFi signals so we need a room with the most complaints of dropped signals or poor connection. That's the room with the least radioactive waves." (Read more...) The post Wifi Wifey appeared first on Funny & True Stories - Not Always Right.

Mom Is Giving You The Crappy Jobs

(Home | SC, USA) Home | SC, USA Categories: Related Tags: home Home | SC, USA(One of our cats gave birth six weeks ago, and until the kittens are big enough to have the run of the house, they’re living in an enclosed area in our basement. Show More Summary

They’re Special

(Medical Office | Finland) Medical Office | Finland Categories: Working Tags: Medical Office Medical Office | Finland(My husband and I both have the same somewhat uncommon medical condition. I have been seeing a specialist for treatment for a while. Show More Summary

Very Ver-Silly

Categories: Friendly Tags: Australia, home, Language & Words, Tourists/Travel (Some friends and I are heading to Versailles.) Friend #1: "How do you pronounce it? Is it Versail?" Friend #2: "No I'm sure it's Ver-sail–lees." (Read more...) The post Very Ver-Silly appeared first on Funny & True Stories - Not Always Right.

They’re Going To Give You Milk Out Of Spite

Categories: Right Tags: Alberta, Cafe, Edmonton, Food & Drink Customer: "Oh, wait, your peppermint syrup..." pause Me: "...yes?" Customer: "Is it dairy-free?" (After another couple minutes she finished her order and left to pick up her drink. Show More Summary

They Sea A Future For Themselves

Categories: Learning Tags: Bizarre, High School, Houston, Texas, USA Me: "My goal in life is to be so famous that the U.S. government buries me at sea when I die." Teacher: "When I said famous, I kinda meant infamous. Like, only theShow More Summary

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