Blog Profile / Not Always Right


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Archived Since:February 26, 2010

Blog Post Archive

You’re Patience Will Expire Before The Food

Supermarket | Glasgow, Scotland, UK Categories: Crazy Requests Tags: Supermarket (The couple had literally moved a hundred yards in that time, to halfway up that aisle -- where they were pointing to steaks (delivered and put out that...Show More Summary

This Time… It’s Personal

Office Supply Store | ON, Canada Categories: At The Checkout Crazy Requests Tags: Office Supply Store Customer: "THIS is business! THIS is personal!" she has now grouped three items with the batteries Me: "Okay." Customer: "Doesn't that...Show More Summary

Email Fail, Part 12

Electronics Store | ON, Canada Categories: Extra Stupid Technology Tags: electronics store Me: "Okay, soooo... does that mean you want us to send you emails, or you don't want us to?" Customer: "Isn't that the same thing?" (Read more...) The post Email Fail, Part 12 appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

They Won’t Stop For Muffin, Part 2

Cafe, Coffee Shop | ON, Canada Categories: Food & Drink Tags: CafeCoffee Shop Me: "No, sorry, But we have cranberry apple walnut bran, fruit explosion, coff—" Customer: interrupting again "What about banana nut?" Me: trying not sound frustrated "No... Show More Summary

Customers Are Scarier Than Freddie

Retail | ON, Canada Categories: Crazy Requests Family & Kids Money Tags: Retail Me: "So, let me get this straight... You let your eight-year-old son play a horror game that we didn't make. A horror game that is designed to scare people. Show More Summary

Should Have Been Wrapped Up Easily

Sandwich Shop | NL, Canada Categories: Food & Drink Tags: Sandwich Shop Me: "That's not our veggie wrap. It's actually a ham and Swiss ciabatta." Customer: "Well, why is it next to the wrap?! I want a sandwich with meat on it! This is...Show More Summary

No Point Crying Over Maced Milk

Grocery Store | Bothell, WA, USA Categories: Bizarre Health & Body Non-Dialogue Apparently, the young man from earlier had been maced in the face, and his female friends had grabbed a bottle of milk and thrown it in his face, in an attempt to "help." (Read more...) The post No Point Crying Over Maced Milk appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

A ‘No More Order’ Disorder

Pizza | Sydney, NSW, Australia Categories: Food & Drink Time Tags: Pizza Pizza Guy: "I've already said no. You should have been earlier than 15 minutes to closing." (The guy hovered around the counter, obviously trying to make the pizza guy feel sorry for him. Show More Summary

User Confuser

Tech Support | Los Angeles, CA, USA Categories: Extra Stupid Technology Tags: Tech Support Me: "Okay… so, select 'log in as other user.'" User: "But I'm not 'other user’! I'm ME!" (Read more...) The post User Confuser appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Morning Sick Of These Customers

Restaurant | IL, USA Categories: Health & Body Tags: Restaurant Customer: "I saw that girl throwing up, and now she expects to come and serve us our food! I don't want to be anywhere near her, because I don't want to catch what she has!" Manager:...Show More Summary

Smug Is The New Black

Office Supply Store | CO, USA Categories: Technology Tags: Office Supply Store Coworker: "This is a black. It's the fifth cartridge in the printer. Photo black; it's different than the one you brought in." Customer: "I'm not going to...Show More Summary

Needs A Sign To Listen To The Announcement To Read The Sign

Retail | Red Deer, AB, Canada Categories: Extra Stupid Tags: Retail Customer: "Oh, well, I don't read signs." Aunt: "We also have had an announcement about every ten minutes over the intercom about it. You must have heard it at least...Show More Summary

Toys Aren’t Us

Retail | Canberra, ACT, Australia Categories: Extra Stupid Tags: Retail Me: "This isn't Toys R Us..." Customer: "Don't tell me lies! I know what store this is! I can read!" (Read more...) The post Toys Aren’t Us appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Unable To Break That Conversational Mould

Hardware Store | ON, Canada Categories: Home Improvement Tags: Hardware Store Me: "This moulding was 12 feet and is sold by the piece, not the foot." Customer: "But I only have 10 feet." Me: "I understand, but these are only sold by the piece. Show More Summary

Has You In Their Sights

Jewelry Store | Toronto, ON, Canada Categories: Criminal & Illegal Tags: Jewelry Store (The teen looks up at me, looks at the glasses, and runs out of the store with my glasses before I can do anything. I chase after her but she runs...Show More Summary

Fuel For Complaint

Gas Station | UK Categories: Money Tags: Gas Station Customer: "I put in exactly one litre of fuel and the display says £1.19, not £1.18.9. You’re over charging me." (Read more...) The post Fuel For Complaint appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

The Chicken Crossed The Road To Get Out Of A Jam

Fast Food | Australia Categories: Bizarre Crazy Requests Food & Drink Tags: Fast Food Me: "Sorry, we only sell chicken here." Customer: "Can you make me a jam sandwich?" Me: "No, I'm sorry, we only sell chicken here. I can make you a...Show More Summary

Sexism Won’t Clean Your Windows

Supermarket | Jerusalem, Israel Categories: Bigotry Tags: Supermarket Me: "Honestly, I don't know. I live with my parents and have never actually cleaned windows." Customer: "How can you not know? You're a girl, aren't you? You should...Show More Summary

An Expectation Disconnect

ISP | Petach Tikva, Israel Categories: Money Technology Tags: ISP Me: "Sir, I see you haven't paid us the past couple of months. That's why your Internet has cut off. I'm afraid there's nothing to be done except to speak to customerShow More Summary

Lost Without Any Maps

Bookstore | Edmonton, AB, Canada Categories: Bizarre Geography Tags: Bookstore Customer: "I need an atlas without any maps." Me: extremely puzzled "Sorry, an atlas, which is a book of maps, without any maps in it?" (Read more...) The post Lost Without Any Maps appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

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