Blog Profile / Effing Dykes
| URL : | http://effingdykes.blogspot.com/ | |
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| Filed Under: | LGBT / Lesbian | |
| Posts on Regator: | 67 | |
| Posts / Week: | 0.4 | |
| Archived Since: | July 27, 2010 | |
Blog Post Archive
Baby Just Say Yes
[thanks jLow and A] Hiiiii cunny lingerers! How's by you? Ahhhh I need to tell you I have the best work crush going right now. [via switchteams] Eee hee hee we are talking a cute, kinda androgynous, totally mysterious work crush—I don't...Show More Summary
Boxes of All Sizes
[thanks Randi B.] How's it goin', clit whisperers? Everything is lovely here. So calm. As I write this, I have a roast going in the Crock-Pot, almond milk yogurt going in the yogurt maker (yes! I am that dyke!), and a bunneh quietly nibbling tiiiiiny little cabbage wraps stuffed with parsley and cilantro. Show More Summary
Heart of Glass
[thanks Sadie and Emma] Hi oyster shuckers! [yes I did] What's happening? Over here in Chicago, it's been weird-weathering for weeks. [thanks Sarah H] Nothing like what you faggettes have on the East Coast, but seriously. In January,...Show More Summary
Playing Xbox
[thanks Britt] Hi there, vagina-diners! Greetings from the black hole of time. Jeez. In the two months since we've talked, we've had Mitt Romney vanish like a bad dream and we've survived an almost-apocalypse. (Two totally unrelatedShow More Summary
Today On a Very Special ELECTION EDITION of Effing Dykes: In Which We Lose Our Shit Entirely
[thanks Cat] Hiiii canyon-yodelers ! Everyone take a really deep breath. Innnnhale...... annnnnnnnd exhale. [fayefayee from omoshiroidesunee] AGGGGGH IT'S NOT HELPING. OK I can't. I just really cannot. Warning This post is about T H E E L E C T I O N. Show More Summary
The Body Electric
[thanks Delaney and Elizabeth. Make children immediately kthnx] Hiiii vadge-badgers! How's it goin'??? Over here in Chicago, the weather has stopped hot-boxing us at last. Thank gawd. It's finally cool again, and Chicago's teacher strike is finally over. Show More Summary
All in the Femme-ily
[thanks yaara] Haaaaay snatch-snackers! What's happening? TONS is happening 'round these parts. (Heh.) Over here, as I write this righthissecond, I'm looking over at CJ, who is doing this: She is honest-to-god asleep like that. If IShow More Summary
Top That
[thanks Rose S.] Morning, doughnut-glazers! Holy shit. Hooooly shit. Y'allfags? Before we can talk about anything else ever again, I need to tell you a really humiliating story, mmkay? Total Seventeen magazine "I-got-my-period-for-the-first-time-during-our-school-play-wearing-white-tights" moment. Show More Summary
Conjunction Junction
[thanks Rachel W.] Hiya poon-tangers! Christ almighty, it's been busy around here. This past Sunday, after three years of work... CJ graduated from her masters program. [Thanks Christian C.] She's had a big thesis show up for several weeks. Show More Summary
Is It Worth It, Let Me Work It
[thanks Emmy S.] How's it hanging, love-tunnelers? Well. It's been touch-and-go for years, but it's official: I finally love Chicago. I really, really do. When I first moved here, I hated it. The cool green streets of Minneapolis were...Show More Summary
Wide Open Spaces
[thanks Candice! via ohtinyrnbw] What's up, gash-snackers? Hehehe. Remember when I was bitching about it being winter forever? Remember when it felt like winter would never end??? [thanks deena] Well! The ground has thawed! The breeze...Show More Summary
A Stiff Upper Lip
[thanks jraak] What's shakin', slit-lickers? Guess what? A few weeks ago, I invented something. No big surprise. I mean I was the seventh-place winner at Meadowbrook Elementary's Invention Convention, with my prize-winning, runaway 2nd-grade...Show More Summary
Exclusively for Cardmembers
[thanks Bee] Hey there, trench-drenchers! Yes I said it. Today it managed to stay light outside until 5 p.m. [by Rian Merrill] Holy, holy shit. As I headed toward the bathroom at work, I saw the sun slant onto the office carpet all warm...Show More Summary
Pay It Homoward
[thanks Vanessa F.] Hiya minge-munchers!! It's a new year! We made it! [Brian J. Clark of Associated Press] The last year of life on Earth, according to the Mayans and shitty Hollywood summer movies! Here we are, eleven days into 2012, and I must say that, so far, my New Year's resolutions are going swimmingly. Show More Summary
Come Together
[thanks Naimah M.] Ciao, dew-lappers!! Hmph. Just look at you. Sitting there, snug in your chair, one hand on a delicious beverage and the other scrolling down this mess. [thanks Celeste] A minute ago, you gleefully clicked through your facebook and email and animalstalkinginallcaps and checked Rick Santorum's highly amusing twitter feed. Show More Summary
We Made It Through the Wilderness
[Mariedda by Sarah R. Thanks!] G'day, bush rangers! Well, what an exciting morning this has been. So: Once upon a time, there was an elegant little Italian bakery on my street that sold almond cookies. They melted on your tongue andShow More Summary
Coffee Talk
[Thanks Autumn] Hey there, magic fingerers! What were you for Halloween? [Thanks! Maisha and her hand-sewn octobeard] I hope it was something awesome. I hope you got compliments all night. I hope it was so spectacular that it could have...Show More Summary
Shake That
[thanks! drawingpicturesforyou] Hola, velvet tunnelers! If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? [thanks Dylan] I know, I know. Questions like that are a cheap way of getting to know someone. Questions like that come printed in brochures called "Connecting With Your Teen." But seriously. Show More Summary
The Fabric of Our Lives
[thanks Hallie Lee] What's up, box-handlers? Ahhh it's finally Fall. [thanks Ri] I've been waiting for this. Sweaters. Scarves. Tall boots. Girls in tweedy blazers. Gusting winds. Being naked under down comforters. Suddenly needing socks. Show More Summary
Watching That Girlish Figure
[thanks Sydney Burgess] What's up, fig-spreaders? Who wants to hear a delightful childhood story? Mmkay here we go: One time, when I was about eight years old, I was doing my routine weekly inspection of the top shelf of our bathroom closet. Show More Summary