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Will Ferrell Screaming at Derek Jeter for Four Straight Minutes? That’s My Kind of Tribute (Video)

17 hours agoSports : Total Pro Sports

You may have thought you were sick of all the Derek Jeter tributes. But you were wrong. I know because I thought I was sick of all the Derek Jeter tributes, too. Then I saw this glorious video of Will Ferrell screaming at Derek Jeter for four uninterrupted minutes and realized I had just been […] Headline Prematurely Runs Story Saying Royals Lost Last Night (Pic)

17 hours agoSports : Total Pro Sports

An headline last night was run that proclaimed the Oakland A’s the victors of the one-game playoff between the A’s and the Kansas City Royals. Only problem was, the game wasn’t over. Actually, that wasn’t the real problem. If they had just published it a few minutes early and it remained true, no one […]

This Bike Jump Fail Is Made Sooo Much Better by the Kid Announcing It (Video)

17 hours agoSports : Total Pro Sports

Bike jumps are a staple of every little boy’s youth. They were often ill-advised, but still fun, and not (normally) that dangerous. However, as we get older, the memories sort of fade away. Except for this kid. This jump will haunt him because he lives in the information age and decided to document his dumb […]

KC Police Ask Citizens to Hold Off on Crimes Until Royals Game Ends

18 hours agoSports : Total Pro Sports

The KC police really wanted to watch the end of last night’s one-game AL Wild Card playoff against the Oakland A’s. While the police normally ask that citizens abide by the law, they REALLY wanted people to be good and safe until the Royals game was over. The KC police sent out a Tweet asking people […]

LeBron James Disney Series Will Focus on Athletes’ Rise to Stardom

18 hours agoSports : Total Pro Sports

A LeBron James Disney series is in the works and it will trace his rise from high school  to…being LeBron James. The show is live action and is called Becoming. James’ production company (of course he has a production company) will be producing the LeBron James Disney series, which plans to feature the rise of other prominent […]

Aaron Rodgers Smoking Signal Is a Tribute to Jay Cutler, Says Aaron Rodgers (GIF)

18 hours agoSports : Total Pro Sports

Any respectable Packers fan has probably noticed the Aaron Rodgers smoking signal at some point over the last two years. It’s one of the various hand signals the All Pro QB uses to call plays while running the no-huddle offense, and it looks like he’s taking a puff on an imaginary joint. But nobody knows […]

Dallas Stars Troll Fans Wearing Other Teams’ Jerseys at the American Airlines Center (Pics)

18 hours agoSports : Total Pro Sports

The Dallas Stars may not win the Stanley Cup this year, but their social media department is clearly the best in the NHL. Back in 2013, when the folks running the Dallas Cowboys official Twitter feed went out of their way to insult the NHL, the folks running the Stars official Twitter feed fired back […]

Flyers Ice Girls Will Return Because the Fans Hated the Men

18 hours agoSports : Total Pro Sports

The Ice Girls might not seem like an important part of the game, but that’s only until you take them away. Then everyone loses their mind and goes apeshit. Ok. Not quite. But when the Philadelphia Flyers put the kibosh on the Flyers Ice Girls and brought the fans conservatively dressed ice men, it made […]

9 Most Infamous Strippers in Sports

20 hours agoSports : Total Pro Sports

I suspect the title of this list had you at strippers. However, now that you’re here, allow me to explain what we mean by strippers in sports. You see, as you have probably noticed, professional athletes sorta have a “thing” for strippers. Going to strip clubs and paying women to get naked is just something […]

Let’s All Kick Back and Watch Some Sexy Leryn Franco Workout Videos

21 hours agoSports : Total Pro Sports

When we last saw sexy Paraguayan Olympic javelin thrower Leryn Franco way back in February, she was setting Instagram on fire with her workout videos. So we recommended you follow her. What’s she been doing since then? Well, we checked up on her and, among other things presumedly, she’s been making more Leryn Franco workout […]

Brett Favre Endorses MicroTouch Male Grooming Devices, Because Body Hair Management Is an Important Part of His Life (Video)

21 hours agoSports : Total Pro Sports

It’s important to look good when ridin’ tractors and texting pictures of your dong to sexy sports reporters. That’s why legendary NFL quarterback Brett Favre endorses MicroTouch male grooming devices. What are MicroTouch male grooming...Show More Summary

Team Owner Mark Davis Says the Oakland Raiders Want Gruden Back. Stop Laughing, I’m Serious.

21 hours agoSports : Total Pro Sports

Earlier this week Oakland GM Reggie McKenzie fired head coach Dennis Allen after an 0-4 start. Of course, it’s hard to imagine how any coach could avoid going 0-4 with that roster, and if the team wasn’t going to stick with Allen, you would have thought their 8-24 over the previous two seasons would have […]

Here Are All Your Highlights from the Thrilling Royals Wild Card Win Over the A’s (Videos)

22 hours agoSports : Total Pro Sports

Last night we saw a Royals Wild Card win over the A’s, and it was exactly the kind of game MLB had in mind when they cooked up this one-game Wild Card play-in format. Two teams, two different kinds of desperation, one more chance to make the real postseason. The A’s were desperate not to […]

Monster Truck Kills Three, Injures 40 at Dutch Automotive Festival (Videos)

Tragedy struck a monster truck demonstration at an automotive festival in the Dutch town of Haaksbergen on Sunday. After running over a row of cars, the the driver of one truck lost control of his vehicle and drove into the crowd, which for some reason was separated from the demonstration area by nothing more than […]

Bill Belichick Ignores Reporter Who Asks Whether QB Position Would Be “Evaluated” (Video)

In case you haven’t noticed, Tom Brady is not having a very good season so far. Through four games the NFL legend has two interceptions and five fumbles to go with just four touchdowns and 791 yards, which works out to an average of one touchdown and 197.75 yards per game. Accordingly, his passer rating […]

Lions TE Joseph Fauria Injured Himself Potty Training the Cutest Puppy Ever (Pics)

Detroit Lions tight end Joseph Fauria injured himself outside the scope of football this week, which always raises red flags. However, this red flag is furry, adorable, and we wouldn’t dare question it. Confused? I’m sure you are. We would be too. Joseph Fauria told the Lions that he sprained his left ankle trying to chase […]

Michael Phelps Arrested for DUI, Speeding in Maryland

Why was Michael Phelps arrested? Why is it so hard for famous rich people to get drivers or just NOT DRIVE DRUNK? Those questions will likely never be answered, but it’s all moot now for Phelps, who was picked up in Maryland for speeding and then taken in for DUI when he failed a field […]

9 Things We Are Not Going to Miss About Derek Jeter

There are plenty of things that baseball fans everywhere are going to miss about Derek Jeter. This isn’t a list seeking to discredit him. From 1998 to 2000 the guy put together three of the best offensive seasons we’ve ever seen by a shortstop,  and his professionalism was unmatched. That said, Jeter might also be the most overrated player […]

Check Out This Amazing Ohio State Marching Band Wizard of Oz Tribute (Video)

This summer, Ohio State University fired the director of their world famous marching band when word got out that the band members were a bunch of sex-crazed perverts who hazed new members by making them give lap dances and put condoms on bananas. (Apparently American Pie was right about band geeks. Who knew?) Fortunately, that […]

Clippers Coach Doc Rivers Makes Fun of Steve Ballmer’s Apple Product Ban (Video)

An Apple product ban was put into place by new Clippers owner Steve Ballmer, which supposedly will keep all the Apple tech products out of the team facilities and on team trips. The move is funny, yet unsurprising considering new Clippers owner Steve Ballmer was one of the guys that founded Microsoft. I bet Chris […]

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