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The Johnny Football Finger Memes Have Arrived (Gallery)

15 minutes agoSports : Total Pro Sports

Cleveland Browns rookie QB Johnny Manziel knows the internet doesn’t miss much. It has been on his tail since he first shot to fame at Texas A&M, and since he was drafted back in May the internet has only intensified its pursuit. Everywhere the guy has gone and everything the guy has done all summer […]

Here’s Some Awesome Long Lost Footage of Kobe Bryant Dominating a High School Game (Video)

18 minutes agoSports : Total Pro Sports

These days, every standout basketball player is filmed extensively, and the footage is archived on the internet. This is because everybody has an HD camera on them at all times and, of course, because the internet exists. Back in the mid 1990s, when Kobe Bryant was in high school, that was not the case. Technically […]

Johnny Manziel Will (Not) Be Greeted in Pittsburgh in Week 1 with Giant Foam Middle Fingers

As Johnny Manziel-mania continues to reach a fever pitch amid a QB contest (controversy?) in Cleveland, leaving no move un-examined and critiqued, it’s hard not to feel bad for the guy. It’s one thing to go overboard for the likes of Tim Tebow, who has God and righteousness on his side. Manziel has neither of […]

P.K. Subban Got Hit with a Dump Truck Full of VERY Cold Water for His Ice Bucket Challenge (Video)

What is it about watching people get cold water dumped on them that compels us to report it again and again? And again? And again? And again? And once more after that? And yet again? The answer is, “because they’re fairly easy to post, and they’re really fun to watch.” I mean, as repetitive as […]

1,015-Pound Gator Caught in Alabama Sets All Sorts of Alabama-Gator Records (Pic and Tweet)

A joke here about an SEC rivalry is certainly the low-hanging fruit, but let’s be the bigger people and move past that and on to this awesome news story. If you’re wondering whether people in the southeast just sit around all day, hunting giant alligators, I’m sorry to say that this story probably won’t change […]

Rory McIlroy Was on Jimmy Fallon Last Night…and for Some Reason, So Was Tiger Woods (Video)

19 hours agoSports : Total Pro Sports

Rory McIlroy was on The Tonight Show last night, and that made perfect sense. The 25-year-old Northern Irishman is the top-ranked golfer in the world, and he just won back-to-back major championships. That’s exactly the kind of person who goes on major late night talk shows to promote himself. What did not make sense was […]

21 Greatest Peyton Manning Commercials

19 hours agoSports : Total Pro Sports

Yesterday, as you may have read somewhere, Gatorade unveiled a new series of commercials starring Peyton Manning as a gas station manager who refuses to sell gatorade to anyone unless they’ve broken a sweat and, therefore, earned it—because “Gatorade is for guys and gals who sweat.” Of course, this is just Peyton’s latest effort in one […]

Coach Delivers Inspirational Speech to Kids Following Loss at Little League World Series (Video)

22 hours agoSports : Total Pro Sports

Big league baseball players no longer see the game through apple pie-tinted glasses. They stopped running out ground balls and catching pop flies with two hands, and nobody has said “awe shucks” for a good half century. To them, baseball is a business. The Little League World Series is different. It’s still about hustle and teamwork […]

It Seems The Rock Is in a Romantic Relationship with the Elliptical Machine at His Mexico City Hotel (Video + Pic)

The workout regimen and diet to which Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson had to adhere in order to get huge for Hercules is now legendary. The guy basically did nothing but eat and workout for a year. Now, I know what some people might say. “I could work out and get ripped, too, if it was […]

Cleveland Browns Score Hail Mary Touchdown in Dying Seconds, Lose Game on Failed Two-Point Conversion (GIF)

If you watched the Cleveland-Washington preseason game on ESPN last night and you don’t live in Cleveland or Washington, it was probably only because you wanted to see Johnny Football. It wasn’t because you were expecting a really exciting football game. So you probably flipped channels as soon as the Browns put third stringer Connor […]

Kate Upton and Justin Verlander Partner Up For Their ALS Ice Bucket Challenge (Video)

At this point you’re probably done with this whole ALS Ice Bucket Challenge thing. It was cute for a while, and apparently it led to a big spike in donations for ALS research, which is great. But now your aunt is doing it and challenging all your relatives, and you just don’t need your Facebook, […]

Johnny Manziel Corrupts Youth of America, Gives Washington Sideline the Finger (GIFs)

Richie Incognito is a walking dictionary of racial and homophobic slurs, Jim Irsay was arrested with a suitcase full of narcotics and $29,000 in cash, Ray Rice punched his wife, and Aaron Hernandez executed three people. You would think, at this point, it would be pretty hard to scandalize NFL fans. But no. During their […]

Brian Orakpo Breaks Out the ‘Money’ Sign After Redskins Sack Johnny Manziel (Video)

In case you thought that Johnny Manziel would get treated like just another player come gametime…it’s not looking like that’s gonna be the case. Manziel was taken down on a sack (a preseason sack, but still…) when Redskins defensive lineman Brian Orakpo busted out that cute little “money” sign that Johnny Manziel made popular during his […]

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, Gets Doused by Tie Domi (Video)

Rob Ford made some headlines today for something less nefarious than his previous exploits: he accepted and endured the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, getting a bucket of cold water poured on his head (guessing it wasn’t the first time that’s happened) and raising awareness of the disease and the effort to treat it. Needless to […]

Steve Ballmer Came Out To Eminem and Got REALLY Excited During His First Clippers Press Conference (Video)

Good for Steve Ballmer. The guy has pretty much all the money in the entire world, but still manages to get insanely enthusiastic about a paltry $2 billion investment he made in the Los Angeles Clippers. If I had been a billionaire for as long as he has, I don’t know what would excite me. […]

Here’s a Sculpture of Kobe Bryant Getting Attacked by a Giant Snake (Pics)

It really shouldn’t surprise anyone that there are a number of Kobe Bryant statues out there. After all, he’s one of the NBA’s all-time great champions, and one day you’ll probably see a giant bronze likeness of the guy right outside the Staples Center. However, unlike that future Kobe statue, the one we’re talking about […]

Vikings Kicker Blair Walsh Hits a 70-Yard Field Goal…During Warm-Ups (Video)

As the dregs of summer continue, rather than giving the people awesome highlights from hard-fought Sunday games, we’re relegated to giving highlights from practices. If these performances were any indication, then Sammy Watkins would be the Michael Jordan of the NFL. But we’d probably want to make room for Vikings kicker Blair Walsh on the […]

Minor League Manager Checks Off Every ‘Angry Manager’ Cliche During Fight With Ump (Video)

There’s nothing more pathetic than seeing a manager go out and contest a call. The more vigorously they disagree, the angrier they get, but they never come anywhere close to intimidating the umps. Case in point: This guy, Joe Mikulik, a minor league manager for the Myrtle Beach Pelicans. He has engaged in some theatrics in […]

Youth Football Player Steamrolls Tackler, Stiff-Arms Another, Scores TD (Video)

It’s a shame we don’t have an NFL broadcast team giving commentary on this. Nothing gets an announcer going like a good stiff arm. Adding to that is the fact that the announcers could harp on the poor tackling form of the first defender—so now we’re left wondering what may have been. However, you can […]

Little League World Series Kids Are Now Doing Their Very Own Bat-Flips (Video)

In baseball more than any other sport, it seems kids try to emulate their Major League heroes down to the smallest detail. Batting stances and pitching wind-ups are all co-opted, so it’s no surprise that even the foreign teams in the Little League World Series have taken to showing off their best bat-flips. The results […]

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