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Johnny Manziel’s Cleveland Browns Jersey Is the Best-Selling Jersey in the League (Pics)

I guess it’s not surprising, but it’s a little…ok…it’s a little surprising that Johnny Manziel‘s jersey is the best-selling up to this point in the fiscal year. It’s also kind of cute. It’s not cute because Johny Manziel is a great dude or anything. He seems like a fun guy who is making a little […]

Alex Ovechkin and Maria Kirilenko Call Off Engagement, Leaving the World to Question Everything It Thought It Knew About Love

Russian power couple Alex Ovechkin and Maria Kirilenko have called off their high-profile engagement after a year and a half of engagement and a year and a half of dating before that. The NHL MVP and the tennis star are asking for their privacy during this time, which is sort of like me asking for […]

Arsenal Players Adopt New York Accents to Promote Upcoming Friendly, End Up Sounding Ridiculous

As bad as American’s are at British accents (which is bad), it’s surprising how bad the British are at tackling our accents. I mean, a lot more of them are watching Friends reruns than the we are watching Downton Abby or any of their crap. To be fair, it’s not just British players that don’t […]

Here’s Footage Of LeBron James Jr. Playing Hoops in Front of His Dad (Video)

When is an athlete too young to be burned with media attention? How long should a child be able to play sports in the purest way possible before being projected on to the world and saddled that come with that projection? The answers to those questions don’t matter in this instance, because we’re talking about […]

Katherine Webb Tweets Sexy Bikini Selfie While Honeymooning with A.J. McCarron, Just to Remind Us All She’s Still Hot (Pic)

In case you forgot to mark the date down on your official 2014 Alabama Crimson Tide wall calendar, A.J. McCarron and Katherine Webb tied the knot on July 12 in Orange Beach, Alabama. Of course, some people (e.g. Johnny Manziel) might wonder what on earth would possess a 23-year-old rookie NFL quarterback to settle down […]

Seattle Sounders Make Dreams Come True for 18-Year-Old Kid with Cystic Fibrosis (Video)

In recent years we’ve seen a number of heartwarming stories about coaches and players on youth sports teams going out of their way to help teammates with disabilities experience the thrill of getting into a game. We even saw the Nebraska Cornhuskers football team bring seven-year-old cancer patient Jack Hoffman into their spring scrimmage and […]

The 15 Highest Paid NHL Players of 2014-15

Top hockey players don’t make anything close to what top basketball, football, or baseball players make. That being said, the NHL isn’t exactly the MLS. The salary cap for 2014-15 is a healthy $69 million, while every player in Major League Soccer combined will make just $115.3 million. So when it comes to earning power, […]

Padres Ballgirl Plays Some Gold Glove Defense, Red Sox Ball Girl Makes Epic Fail Face (Videos)

Being an MLB ballgirl is not an easy job. Some day you make great plays that get you on SportsCenter, and other days you make a fool of yourself on national television. In Boston on Saturday night, the ballgirl manning the right field line accidentally snagged a fair ball off the bat of Kansas City’s […]

Counting Fail: Orioles Center Fielder Adam Jones Loses Track of Outs, Allows Runner to Walk Home (Video)

Baltimore Orioles center fielder Adam Jones is hardly the first Major League Baseball player to lose track of how many outs there are. If losing track of the outs was not a common problem in baseball, you wouldn’t see guys constantly reminding each other how many outs there are by holding up the appropriate number […]

Rory McIlroy Trolls Liverpool Fans After Winning 2014 British Open (Video)

In case you didn’t realize it, the 2014 British Open was played at the Royal Liverpool Golf Club, which, as you can probably deduce, is in Liverpool. On paper that should not have been a problem for winner Rory McIlroy. He hails from just outside Belfast in Northern Ireland and, outside Caroline Wozniacki and her […]

Gambling on Your Children Pays: Rory McIlroy Wins 2014 British Open, Dad Collects $171,000 in Winnings

Over the last several years, Rory McIlroy had won 12 professional golf tournaments, including the U.S. Open and the PGA Championship. In doing so he’d become one of the top-ranked golfers in the world and a very rich man. Did that make his dad, Gerry McIlroy, proud? Probably. But it didn’t make him any coin. […]

That Kevin Love Trade Rumor Mill Is Now Going Full Force (So Many Tweets)

Now that the LeBron James shoe has dropped, and everyone else quietly sorted themselves out, the big move on everyone’s mind is: What is to become of this Kevin Love fellow? On July 12th, following Cleveland’s LeBron signing, Love declared he was “intrigued” by the idea of joining the Cavs, after having repeatedly expressed his […]

Tracy McGrady Pitches a Very Dubious Strikeout in a Minor League Game, Promptly Retires (Video)

Remember Tracy McGrady the basketball player? The guy who seemingly had every tool in the kit as a tall guard, but couldn’t stay healthy long enough to lead a team? He’s back. As a pitcher. In a minor league All-Star game. Yes, as a gimmick. I mean, he seems to be a sort-of okay player […]

9 Biggest NBA Off-Season Shakeups So Far

It’s hard to imagine a busier and more high-profile offseason than what the NBA has experienced this year. Every June and July, front offices wait with bated breath while the biggest free agents weigh their options, but this year was especially crazy. This year, moves were made in anticipation, and while many panned out as […]

Someone Has Redirected The AFL’s Orlando Predator’s Website to a Sex Offender Website (Pics)

This is pretty funny on the surface, but could be a little alarming for a kid or adult who, for some unknown reason, would want to visit an Arena Football League team’s website. Recently, the Orlando Predators were sold by David Pearsall to David Seigel. There didn’t seem to be any animosity or hard feelings […]

Why Did NHLer Tyler Seguin Let Someone Drive a Golf Ball Off His Crotch? Because Life is Weird Sometimes. (Video)

Here we go. If you were wondering what the opposite of having a sweet old lady throw out a first pitch is, it’s having a tattoo-sleeved hockey player get a golf ball driven off his crotch by a dude in a hockey jersey and Zubaz pants. Well, at least it was for charity. Tyler Seguin, […]

Weird Al Has a New Sports Song Called “Sports Song,” and It’s Fantastic (Video)

As you may have heard, every day this week Weird Al Yankovic, the world’s greatest parody musician, has been releasing videos for songs off his new album, Mandatory Fun. On Monday it was “Tacky,” a spoof of Pharrell‘s “Happy.” On Tuesday it was “Word Crimes,” a spoof of Robin Thicke‘s “Blurred Lines.” On Wednesday it […]

Padres Game First Pitch to Be Tossed Out by 105 Year-Old Woman (Pic)

Oh my gosh. There are so many 50 Cent jokes to make here. I don’t even know where to start. The worst part is, I can only pick one. I can’t do it. It would be like picking a favorite child. We’ll leave the comparisons and wisecracks to the readership and get on with the […]

Here’s the “In Memoriam” Segment We Didn’t See at the 2014 MLB All-Star Game (Video)

Before, during, and after the 2014 MLB All-Star Game on Tuesday, the broadcast team on Fox mentioned Derek Jeter about 300 hundred times. However, not once did they mention the late great Tony Gwynn. This really rubbed some people the wrong way, including, possibly, the San Diego Padres. After the game was over, they issued […]

John Daly’s Sexy Lady Camo Pants Are Winning the 2014 British Open (Pics)

I did not think golf legend/American hero/style icon John Daly could possibly outdo himself in the wardrobe department after sporting those amazing Spongebob Squarepants pants on Wednesday for a practice round ahead of the 2014 British Open. I underestimated him. Today, on Day 2 of The Open Championships, John Daly is out there rocking some […]

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