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Kyrie Irving and Kevin Love Have a Handshake That Mimics Getting High (Video)

In case you were wondering why Kyrie Irving and Kevin Love and the rest of the Cavs are struggling a little bit out of the gate, it’s probably because they’re all drug-smoking criminals. Or that’s the conclusion your grandpa could jump to after seeing the colorful handshake that Kyrie Irving and Kevin Love share. Set […]

This No-Look Between-the-Legs Goal from Boston’s Seth Griffith Is Pretty Okay (Video)

Boston Bruins center Seth Griffith will probably score a lot of goals in his NHL career. The 21-year-old kid had a couple of 30- and 40-goal seasons in the OHL, and last year, his first and only in the AHL, he scored 20 in just 69 games. However many NHL goals he eventually scores, though, […]

Chip Kelly’s Blitzkrieg Eagles Offense Was Too Fast for the Referees Last Night (GIF + Video)

Philadelphia Eagles fans were probably a little nervous when starting QB Nick Foles went down with a broken collarbone—not because Foles has been playing particularly well, but because they feared the second stringer, Mark Sanchez, had spent...Show More Summary

Crazy Leafs-Sens Fan Brawl Unfolds After Beer Poured on Fan’s Head (Video)

As this clip of a Leafs-Sens fan brawl from Sunday demonstrates, it’s not always easy to do the right thing. One minute, you’re having a spirited discussion with another drunk hockey fan about how his head must be WAY up his ass if he’s seriously cheering for that joke of a hockey team.  The next minute, some […]

Mike Tirico Thinks Cam Newton is Michael Vick During MNF (Video)

Mike Tirico, despite being a professional football announcer, succumbed to black quarterback profiling tonight as he confused running quarterback Cam Newton with slightly smaller running quarterback Michael Vick. Let the record showShow More Summary

Is a Dwayne Johnson Twins Remake in the Works? Because That Would Be Awesome (Pic)

Yesterday, Dwayne Johnson got on Facebook and posted a selfie of himself reading the script for a “big” new action comedy, claiming there would be a “surprise announcement” about his co-star later this week. (Though I guess it’s not a surprise any more.) Then he gave a hint, followed by a bunch of hashtags, all […]

Crossfit Gets Even More Ridiculous When This Guy Does It (Video)

Crossfit is easy enough to mock when people are doing it right. It involves lots of shouting, poorly positioned exercises, and people chucking around tires and ropes like they’re mental patients. That’s the best Crossfit gets. The worst it gets is…right here. It’s hard to tell if this guy is serious or joking, and equally […]

Saints’ Keenan Lewis Played Through This Nasty Injury vs. 49ers (Pic)

Keenan Lewis should be playing ball with a leather helmet and a mouth full of chewing tobacco. The star cornerback made it through the entire Saints-49ers game to reveal a pretty grotesque injury. His quadricep sort of rolled up and began a life of its own. Not really, but it did look pretty bad. Here […]

CBS Apologizes For Airing John Harbaugh Locker Room Comments About Steelers (Video)

John Harbaugh, after winning yesterday 21-7 over the Tennessee Titans, had some enthusiastic words for his players. Unfortunately, the CBS cameras were there, and those comments, which were meant for only his players, were broadcast. John Harbaugh didn’t say anything terribly shocking or offensive, but he did offer up a little something in reference to […]

Steelers Cheap Shot While Jets Take a Knee Made Rex Ryan Very Mad (Video)

The Steelers weren’t about to let the clock wind down without getting one more hit in. The fact that it was a very cheap hit with no possible outcome on the game is what’s so upsetting. As the Jets took a knee to solidify their victory, Mike Mitchell of the Steelers took a running start […]

Mario Williams and His Red Contacts Were Terrifying Yesterday (Pic)

Mario Williams decided to take the whole “dress to intimidate” thing to another level as the Bills defensive end suited up and threw in a pair of red contact lenses. Why red? Because it looks like he broke through the gates of hell to arrive at the football game. That’s intimidation. That’s fear. I’m scared […]

9 Worst NFL Injuries So Far in 2014

Every season, the football Gods decide to shake things up a little (or a lot) by inflicting injuries seemingly at random to make sure no team or fan base gets TOO comfortable. And while a lot of factors go into who makes it out into the playoffs in a couple months, it’s safe to say […]

Insane Carlos Tevez Goal vs. Parma Proves Carlos Tevez Is Pretty Good at Soccer (Videos)

Everyone knows Lionel Messi is the greatest soccer player in Argentina. But who is number two? I humbly suggest that the second-greatest soccer player in Argentina is Carlos Tevez. And as proof, I submit this Carlos Tevez goal. During Juventus’s 7-0 rout of Parma on Sunday, Tevez won the ball away from an opponent just […]

Adorable Videos: Andrew Hawkins Son Learns Tough Lesson About Choosing Favorites (Videos)

If you like funny Instagram videos starring adorable kids, this post if for you. Three weeks ago, Cleveland Browns wide receiver Andrew Hawkins made a brilliant video starring his young son, Austin. Now, after letting that one simmer, he’s released the followup, completing the epic joke. The first video begins with Hawkins asking his son […]

Jarret Boykin Blocks Bears Punt by Kicking Ball Before Punter Can (Video)

Given how incredible awful the Chicago Bears were against the Green Bay Packers on national television last night, you might think it would be difficult to single out one play as the worst. But it’s not. It’s actually pretty easy. The worst, most humiliating play of the night for the Bears was the Jarret Boykin […]

Brock Osweiler Reaction to Peyton Manning Stealing Reps During Blowout Is Classic (Video)

This right here is our first post ever about Denver Broncos backup quarterback Brock Osweiler. Unfortunately, it’s not about a Brock Osweiler touchdown pass. It’s about a Brock Osweiler reaction—specifically, a Brock Osweiler reaction to Peyton Manning going back onto the field during a 41-10 blowout over the hapless Oakland Raiders. You see, on any other […]

Drake and His Sweater Were Very Excited About that James Johnson Monster Jam (Videos)

Did you see that James Johnson monster jam last night? The Toronto Raptors sub totally posterized Brandon Davies of the Philadelphia Never-Wins. It was totally the second-best NBA highlight of the night. The best NBA highlight of the night? Drake‘s reaction to the James Johnson monster jam. The Toronto rapper is the Raptors’ official “Global […]

Jimmy Graham Pass Interference Call on Hail Mary Screws Saints, Saves 49ers (Videos)

The best game of NFL Week 10 was undoubtedly 49ers-Saints. Unless, of course, you are a Saints fan. In which case it was the biggest f#%$ing bull$&!t game of NFL Week 10 because of that motherf#%$ing bull$&!t Jimmy Graham pass interference call. Of course, if you missed it, then right now you’re probably thinking, what […]

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