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Australian Open Ballboy Gets Racked in the Junk by 121 MPH Serve (Video)

If being an Australian Open ballboy didn’t come with hazard pay before, the gang might unionize and demand it now. One of their ranks became famous for the absolute worst possible reason as an Australian Open ballboy took a 121-MPH serve straight to the junk. If I was a lesser journalist, I would make a […]

Bill Belichick Deflategate Press Conference: Coach Says He Doesn’t Know Much About Balls (Video)

You know how you can tell the Patriots are really in trouble with the NFL? Because at the Bill Belichick deflategate press conference today, the legendary Pats coach actually spoke at length and attempted to provide genuine answers to questions from reporters. And you just don’t see that very often. Belichick still has his usual […]

Angry Hockey Dad Takes Things a Little Too Far, Smashes the Glass (Videos)

Set aside thirty seconds to watch this video of an angry hockey dad voicing his displeasure with a call made on the ice. Seriously, don’t even read my dumb recap. If time is a factor, just go straight to the video. I’ll understand. These kids, who appear to be somewhere between the ages of “embryo” […]

New York Post Headline Offers Up a Painfully Dumb Take on DeflateGate (Pic)

No one’s ever expected a New York Post headline to be clever; the newspaper is a pretty notorious tabloid that skirts journalism whenever possible. But last night’s front page may take the cake for stupidity. The New York Post headline reads “What a Blow!” while featuring Gisele and Tom Brady on the cover. And because […]

TV Reporter Asks Eugenie Bouchard to “Give Us a Twirl” After Australian Open Match (Video)

What is it about Eugenie Bouchard that prompts idiot TV reporters to ask her ridiculous sexist questions at the Australian open? I mean look, I get it. Eugenie Bouchard is very attractive. But just because someone is attractive, that doesn’t mean you have to ask them stupid questions. Last year, as you may recall, a […]

Deflategate and 9 Other Cases of NFL Cheaters Caught Red-Handed

Right now “deflategate” is all anyone is talking about ahead of Super Bowl XLIX. And it’s pretty understandable. The problem is not that Bill Belichick’s New England Patriots actually beat the Colts in the AFC Championship Game because they let a little air out of their balls. Nobody in their right mind thinks that—not even Colts players. The problem […]

2015 Edition Of ‘NFL Bad Lip Reading’ Released, And It’s Hilarious (Video)

With all of the cameras and microphones that are strategically placed around NFL stadiums these days, we the fans are able to hear most of the conversations that go on between players and other players, coaches and other coaches, and players and coaches. And because we can often find out what is actually being said by […]

Muay Thai Knockout by Spin Kick Leaves Fighter Drooling and Limp (Video)

This Muay Thai knockout, like most others, seems more violent and dangerous than boxing or MMA knockouts. Probably because it involves a kick, and probably because that kick happens so very fast. And as disturbing as the actual blow is, the way the guy on the receiving end falls is that much more disturbing. It’s […]

Seagull Gets Drilled by Cricket Ball, Then Returns in Majestic Form (Video)

While many consider a seagull to be akin to a winged rat, this one at the Big Bash League cricket tourney in Australia took a licking and kept on cluckin’. It makes me wish I knew a little bit more about cricket so I could give some context, but instead, I just have to explain […]

Kevin Durant Posterized Marcin Gortat with an OT Dunk Last Night (Video)

Right when it felt like the stakes for the Wizards-Thunder game couldn’t get much higher, Kevin Durant posterized Marcin Gortat in the paint with a monster dunk in OT. While the game was close enough through regulation and overtime that no one thing can be attributed to a victory, that just means that almost everything […]

Will Ferrell Kicked Out Of NBA game After Smashing Pelicans Cheerleader in Face with Basketball (Video)

Please enable Javascript to watch this video What’s that? Oh, that’s just a video of Hollywood funny man Will Ferrell drilling a Pelicans cheerleader in the face with a basketball in New Orleans on Wednesday night. You’ve probably seen bits and pieces of the incident online already. However, I bet you haven’t seen that angle. […]

UFC Fighter Dave Herman Arrested in Indiana, Wife Hilariously Thinks Video She Took Exonerates Him (Video)

Why was UFC fighter Dave Herman arrested Sunday night in northern Indiana? That depends on who you ask. If you ask Dave Herman’s wife, Madeleine Herman, Dave got arrested for absolutely no reason at all. He’s just another freedom-loving American wrongfully abused by the man. If you ask almost anybody else, Dave got arrested for […]

Sad 76ers Miss Five Shots in a Row, Prove They Still Suck More Than Knicks (Video)

After the New York Knicks went and lost 16 games in a row recently, NBA fans and pundits started to wonder: could they, and not the Philadelphia 76ers, be the worst team in the league? But last night the 76ers put an end to all that silly talk with an emphatically pathetic game against those […]

Hope Solo Suspended 30 Days by US Soccer After Latest Run-In with Police

Well, Hope Solo is officially a train wreck. The 33-year-old star of the United States women’s national soccer team cannot keep herself out of trouble. Granted, we’re not talking about NFL trouble here. She’s not murdering people. But she definitely has more legal issues than most of us. Her latest run-in with the law? Solo […]

Internet Freaks Over First Kyle Korver Dunk in Two Years (Video + Pics)

How can you tell the Atlanta Hawks are now a legit NBA contender? Well, you could look at the standings, yes. But you could also look at the fact that, last night, the internet went nuts over a Kyle Korver dunk. The Hawks haven’t seen this level of team awareness in basketball literati since…well, probably […]

Captain America and Star-Lord Made a Super Bowl Bet

With the match-up for Super Bowl XLIX now set in stone (I hope you don’t believe there’s any chance the Patriots get DQ’d for DeflateGate), you can expect the bets between celebrities, athletes, and politicians to start pouring in.  The first Super Bowl bet is between New England Patriots fan/Captain America actor Chris Evans and Seattle Seahawks […]

Victoria’s Secret Super Bowl Commercial: ‘Don’t Drop The Ball’ (Video)

It can be hard to remember that Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, what with the NFL Playoffs and upcoming Super Bowl stealing most of our attention at the moment.  The people at Victoria’s Secret realize this predicament, so they have taken it upon themselves to remind every football-loving male not to “drop the […]

ESPN’s Gerry Hamilton Accidentally Copies Porn Link In Tweet (Pic)

We all get lazy every once in a while and forget to proof read our text messages, emails, tweets, or any other form of written communication we may use. It happens. You just have to hope that it doesn’t happen when you’re sending out a tweet to over 14,ooo Twitter followers with a link to a PornHub […]

Charlotte McKinney Goes ‘All-Natural’ For Carl’s Jr Super Bowl Ad (Video)

Carl’s Jr has come out with “fast food’s first All-Natural Burger with grass-fed, free-range beef that has no added hormones, steroids, or antibiotics.” And what better way to promote an All-Natural burger than with the all-natural bust of Charlotte McKinney starring in a Carl’s Jr Super Bowl Ad. I’m sure people will hate the idea of using […]

Report: NFL Knew About Patriots’ Deflated Balls Before Sunday’s Game

Right now, everyone wants to know what the NFL will do to the New England Patriots after discovering that they played Sunday’s AFC Championship Game with deflated footballs. But it may not be long before they start wondering why the NFL didn’t do anything before (or earlier in) Sunday’s game. According to ESPN’s Adam Schefter […]

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