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Epic High School Football Brawl Forces Authorities to Cancel Game (Video)

Everything is bigger in Texas. Even high school football brawls. On Friday, authorities had to cancel a game between the Spring High Lions and Westfield Mustangs with about six minutes to go after an epic brawl erupted on the field and spilled over into the Burger King parking lot next door. According to KHOU, school […]

Miami Dolphins Fan Goes Completely Psycho After Last Week’s Loss vs. Bills (Video)

Most of the time, when you see a headline like this, you think that the Miami fan in question will unleash a torrent of profanity, or break everything he owns. Nope. Following last week’s 41-14 loss against the Bills, this guy just started dancing and didn’t stop. But it wasn’t happy dancing. It was dancing to […]

Nike Unveils New Oregon Pioneer Uniforms (Pics)

Because Oregon is the darling of nearby juggernaut Nike, the Ducks football team gets new uniforms roughly once per game. So many that it’s hard to keep track, and I have NO idea what Oregon’s actual, regular home team uniforms look like anymore. Plugging away at new, weirded kits for the team, Nike just unveiled […]

Check Out The Stanley Cup Rings the Chicago Blackhawks Just Got (Pics)

The NHL season has snuck up on us yet again, so to get the ball rolling on the upcoming season, the Chicago Blackhawks were given their Stanley Cup rings. And, yup, they’re pretty damn cool. Even by Stanley Cup rings standards, they’re a cut above. Given out at a private ceremony in downtown Chicago, the rings […]

The Dallas Cowboys ask for help on Facebook and the NFL responds

The Cowboys lost just about everyone on their roster to injury on Sunday night…what was left of it. So they took to facebook to get donations to help pay all their hospital bills, and when they did, all hell broke loose in the thread.   If you missed the Week 3 version of this, you […]

Military Family Reunion at Florida Gators Game: Best Thing You’ll See See All Day (Video)

Military family reunion at Florida Gators game? It’s easy to be cynical about this sort of thing. We’ve done lots of stories about military family reunions at sporting events, and after a while it gets hard to see them as anything other than trite publicity stunts. However, the one that played out at The Swamp […]

Texas Governor Tweets Cowboys Defense Is ‘More Porous Than Texas Border’

Don’t mix sports and politics. Just don’t. People like sports because it takes them away from all the pains of the real world, and politicians top that list for sure. So when Texas Governor Greg Abbot decided to send out a tweet likening the struggling Cowboys defense to the US-Mexico border, he got it from […]

Bills Fan Pulls off a Sweet WWE Move at a Tailgate (Video)

Bills fans are, in the best way, the quintessential NFL fans. They don’t beat the hell out of each other in parking lots.  Rather, they just get really drunk at tailgates and do amazing things that will probably get them killed. (Ok, they probably fight each other too, but it hasn’t been captured on video […]

Blake Griffin Destroys Shot Clock with Pre-Game Warmup Dunk (Video)

Blake Griffin is known for his powerful dunks. Based on what transpired before Sunday’s pre-season opener, I’d say Griffin is in mid-season dunking form. The Clippers traveled to Vancouver to take on the Raptors in the first game of the 2015 NBA pre-season. And during the pre-game shoot-around, while Griffin was practicing put-back dunks, he […]

Kobe Bryant Returns, And His First Shot Was Awful (Video)

For the first time since tearing the rotator cuff in his right shoulder back in January, Kobe Bryant stepped onto the court to take part in an NBA game, and the results were not pretty. Kobe started the game and played a total of 12 minutes, going 1-for-5 from the field for just five points, zero rebounds, […]

Martellus Bennett Compared Jay Cutler to Jesus, Which Suggests Martellus Bennett Doesn’t Know Who Jesus Was

After missing the last two weeks with a leg injury, Bears quarterback Jay Cutler returned on Sunday against the Raiders. And while Cutler wasn’t exactly Tom Brady-like, he wasn’t Jimmy Clausen-like, either. Cutler threw for 281 yards, two touchdowns, and “only” one interception in a 22-20 win over the Raiders—their first win of the season. […]

Ichiro Pitching Debut: Future Hall of Famer Takes the Mound for the First Time at Age 41 (Video)

There weren’t many things that could have made game 162 between the Marlins and Phillies interesting. The two teams were a combined 56 games below.500, they had been eliminated from the postseason months ago, and Giancarlo Stanton was not in the lineup. Luckily, the Marlins figured out a way to spice things up. With […]

Odell Beckham Did It Again…But… (Video)

Odell Beckham Jr. did it again on Sunday in Buffalo, leaping backwards into the air and reaching up to grab an Eli Manning floater for another ridiculous highlight reel catch. But… …it didn’t count because he came down out of bounds. It’s probably the best catch you’ll see all year, even though it didn’t count. […]

Stedman Bailey Takes A Nap To Celebrate Touchdown (Video)

It was a close game between the Rams and Cardinals on Sunday, but don’t tell that to Stedman Bailey. The Rams receiver caught a wonderfully thrown touchdown pass from Nick Foles in the third quarter and took a brief celebratory nap afterward. Surprisingly, the refs let him sleep and he wasn’t even flagged on the […]

Eagles Fan: “I Got A $300 Jersey, Can I Get A Refund?” (Video)

Our favorite ranting Eagles fan ‘OGEATDATPUSSY445? is back and of course he is mad. The Eagles lost in the waning seconds of today’s matchup against their NFC East rival, the Washington Redskins. This time he has 2 other Eagles fans to join in the anger with him…

Clay Matthews Sacks Colin Kaepernick, Mocks Him With Bicep Kiss (Video)

Colin Kaepernick didn’t get the chance to do his signature bicep kiss Sunday, but Clay Matthews sure did. The Packers linebacker sacked Kaepernick and added insult to injury by mocking him and kissing his bicep right in the 49ers quarterback’s face. Clay Matthews sacks Colin Kaepernick Clay Matthews does the Kap bicep kiss dance. #GBvsSF […]

Clay Matthews To Colin Kaepernick: ‘You Ain’t Russell Wilson, Bro’ (Video)

It’s safe to say this season hasn’t been ideal for Colin Kaepernick so far. Kaepernick and the 49ers fell to the Packers 17-3 on Sunday, and the quarterback’s struggles continued as he threw for just 160 yards with no touchdowns and one interception to make it five picks in his last two games. As if […]

DeMarco Murray Is Not Touching Enough Balls, Voices His Displeasure

Eagles RB DeMarco Murray is an unhappy man and wants everyone to know it. Sunday, Murray had his biggest game in an Eagles uniform…36 yards on 8 carries. He had 1 carry for 30 yards, 7 carries for 6 yards. Clearly this man needs to be fed the ball more, who else is going to […]

Rashad Jennings Destroys Defender With Stiff Arm En Route To 51-Yard TD (Video)

Rashad Jennings made a defender pay for trying to take him down on his way to a touchdown reception. Jennings scampered for a 51-yard score, but not before absolutely annihilating Bills safety Bacarri Rambo. Rashad Jennings refuses to go down, goes 51 yards to score — The Cauldron (@TheCauldron) October 4, 2015 Jennings was […]

Jonathan Stewart’s Fumble Miraculously Turns Into A 57-Yard Panthers TD

Jonathan Stewart coughed up the football, but it ended up being the best thing that could’ve happened for the Panthers. Stewart’s fumble landed right in to the hands of Ed Dickson, who unexpectedly ran it in for a touchdown. The play put Carolina up 24-10 on the Buccaneers in quite an eventful contest. Just check […]

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