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Classy Everton Fan Picks Nose and Wipes Booger on Woman’s Head (Video)

Would you rather be caught on camera at a sporting event picking your nose and eating the booger, or picking your nose and wiping the booger on some innocent bystander’s head? I think I’d go with option number one. Yes, everyone would think I’m disgusting, but at least they wouldn’t think I’m an asshole. The […]

Marshawn Lynch Violently Forces Seahawks Kicker to Dance with Him (Video)

Marshawn Lynch, long known to be an introvert and moody around the media, seemed to have no problem coming out of his shell when he thought there weren’t cameras on him. In fact, he got so “jiggy with it” that he wanted Seahwaks kicker Steven Hauschka to join in the merriment. And when Hauschka proved […]

Jon Gruden and Mike Tirico Were Making Monday Night Football Protein Shakes in the Booth Last Night (Video)

Last night’s Eagles-Panthers game got a little out of hand by the fourth quarter, with chicken finger-lovin’, cheesesteak eatin’ second string quarterback Mark Sanchez leading Philly to a commanding 45-7 lead. So it’s not terribly surprising that Jon Gruden and Mike Tirico got a little bored up in the ESPN broadcast booth. What is surprising, however, is that, in their […]

Double Plane Crash Survivor Austin Hatch Scores First College Hoops Point (Videos)

Austin Hatch committed to play basketball for the Michigan Wolverines after his sophomore season at Fort Wayne Canterbury High back on June 15, 2011. However, just nine days later, Austin’s path to Division I college hoops was interrupted by tragedy. Eight years after surviving a plane crash that claimed the lives of his mother and […]

Tailgating Man at Eagles Game Decides He’s Fine Just Wearing a Bra (Video)

I don’t want to jump to any conclusions here, but I think that the tailgating man wearing just a bra in the Linc’s parking lot last night might be drunk. And/or crazy. Nonetheless, he didn’t murder anyone while dressed that way, so we can look back a day later and laugh about his choice and […]

Mark Sanchez Celebrates Win by Poisoning Himself with Cheesesteaks (Video)

Mark Sanchez decided to celebrate the Philadelphia Eagles’ decisive victory on Monday night by slowly killing himself with Philly cheesesteaks. Needless to say, the Philly fans ate it up, if only because they’re under some weird spell that causes them to think that the “traditional” Philly cheesesteaks are the pinnacle form of the dish. NOT […]

Derrick Rose Assist Is the Highlight of Bulls Win Over Pistons (Video)

An assist is not usually a highlight unto itself. It’s usually a prelude to the highlight. However, that rule of thumb does not apply to this Derrick Rose assist. In this case, the assist is the main attraction. Rose, the former NBA MVP turned glass-legged invalid, has been nursing a sprained ankle that he sustained […]

30 Epic Sports-Themed Haircuts by Rob the Original

When it comes to sports-themed haircuts, Rob the Original is king. Who is Rob the Original? Well he’s not just a barber, that’s for sure. Based in San Antonio, Mr. Original bills himself as a “hair artist.” And while that sort of description would usually make me roll my eyes, the fact is there’s no other way to […]

Morehead State Quarterback Gets Flattened by Helmet-Popping Hit (Video)

On Sunday, LeBron James told ESPN’s Chris Broussard that his sons are not allowed to play football. Perhaps he had just seen what happened to Morehead State quarterback Austin Gahafer on Saturday. The Eagles were in sunny southern California over the weekend to take on the San Diego Toreros in NCAA Football Championship Series action. […]

“5 Hours of Walking Around NYC as a Jets Fan” Parodies NYC Cat Calling Video

That “10 Hours of Walking in NYC as a Woman” video that came out a few weeks ago has produced a number of parodies, from the original “10 Hours of Walking Around in NYC as a Man,” to “10 Hours of Walking in Battlefield 4 as a Soldier,” to “10 Hours of Walking in LA […]

Kyrie Irving and Kevin Love Have a Handshake That Mimics Getting High (Video)

In case you were wondering why Kyrie Irving and Kevin Love and the rest of the Cavs are struggling a little bit out of the gate, it’s probably because they’re all drug-smoking criminals. Or that’s the conclusion your grandpa could jump to after seeing the colorful handshake that Kyrie Irving and Kevin Love share. Set […]

This No-Look Between-the-Legs Goal from Boston’s Seth Griffith Is Pretty Okay (Video)

Boston Bruins center Seth Griffith will probably score a lot of goals in his NHL career. The 21-year-old kid had a couple of 30- and 40-goal seasons in the OHL, and last year, his first and only in the AHL, he scored 20 in just 69 games. However many NHL goals he eventually scores, though, […]

Chip Kelly’s Blitzkrieg Eagles Offense Was Too Fast for the Referees Last Night (GIF + Video)

Philadelphia Eagles fans were probably a little nervous when starting QB Nick Foles went down with a broken collarbone—not because Foles has been playing particularly well, but because they feared the second stringer, Mark Sanchez, had spent...Show More Summary

Crazy Leafs-Sens Fan Brawl Unfolds After Beer Poured on Fan’s Head (Video)

As this clip of a Leafs-Sens fan brawl from Sunday demonstrates, it’s not always easy to do the right thing. One minute, you’re having a spirited discussion with another drunk hockey fan about how his head must be WAY up his ass if he’s seriously cheering for that joke of a hockey team.  The next minute, some […]

Mike Tirico Thinks Cam Newton is Michael Vick During MNF (Video)

Mike Tirico, despite being a professional football announcer, succumbed to black quarterback profiling tonight as he confused running quarterback Cam Newton with slightly smaller running quarterback Michael Vick. Let the record showShow More Summary

Is a Dwayne Johnson Twins Remake in the Works? Because That Would Be Awesome (Pic)

Yesterday, Dwayne Johnson got on Facebook and posted a selfie of himself reading the script for a “big” new action comedy, claiming there would be a “surprise announcement” about his co-star later this week. (Though I guess it’s not a surprise any more.) Then he gave a hint, followed by a bunch of hashtags, all […]

Crossfit Gets Even More Ridiculous When This Guy Does It (Video)

Crossfit is easy enough to mock when people are doing it right. It involves lots of shouting, poorly positioned exercises, and people chucking around tires and ropes like they’re mental patients. That’s the best Crossfit gets. The worst it gets is…right here. It’s hard to tell if this guy is serious or joking, and equally […]

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Saints’ Keenan Lewis Played Through This Nasty Injury vs. 49ers (Pic)

Keenan Lewis should be playing ball with a leather helmet and a mouth full of chewing tobacco. The star cornerback made it through the entire Saints-49ers game to reveal a pretty grotesque injury. His quadricep sort of rolled up and began a life of its own. Not really, but it did look pretty bad. Here […]

CBS Apologizes For Airing John Harbaugh Locker Room Comments About Steelers (Video)

John Harbaugh, after winning yesterday 21-7 over the Tennessee Titans, had some enthusiastic words for his players. Unfortunately, the CBS cameras were there, and those comments, which were meant for only his players, were broadcast. John Harbaugh didn’t say anything terribly shocking or offensive, but he did offer up a little something in reference to […]

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