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Here’s Some Douchebag Orioles Fan Pantomiming Oral Sex on a Giant Imaginary Dong (Video)

If you happened to watch Game 1 of the ALDS between the Orioles and Tigers last night, you probably noticed an excessive number of cutaway shots of rabid Orioles fans at Camden Yard. Every time the game went to commercial and came back from commercial, and occasionally when there was just a break in the action, […]

Stellar Royals Defense Led by Lorenzo Cain and Nori Aoki Beats Angels in Game 1 of ALDS (GIFs + Videos)

It’s not exaggerating to say the Royals defense beat the Angels last night. Mike Moustakas hit a solo home run in the 12th that proved to be the game-winner. But the Royals never would have made it to the 12th if not for four amazing catches by center fielder Lorenzo Cain and right fielder Nori Aoki. […]

Well That Was Ugly: Packers Kill Vikings on Thursday Night Football (Videos)

The last three nationally televised non-Sunday NFL games have been pretty one-sided. Last Friday the headline was “Giants Annihilate Washington,” and on Tuesday it was Chiefs Pound Patriots.” Today it’s “Packers Kill Vikings.” I’d like to think the carnage will stop, and that this Monday we’ll finally get a good game. But the matchup is […]

Bill Belichick Would Just Like Everyone to Know the Patriots Are “On to Cincinnati,” Okay? (Videos)

On Monday night in Kansas City, the New England Patriots suffered their most humiliating loss of the Tom Brady era, a 41-14 drubbing at the hands of the Chiefs. So obviously, the only question members of the media had for head coach Bill Belichick at his Wednesday morning press conference was, in a nutshell, “WTF […]

Female Sideline Reporter Gets Steamrolled on Sidelined by a Player (GIFs)

A female sideline reporter was able to get up close and personal with her high school football subjects as she got railroaded by a player making his way out of bounds following a screen pass. It’s not so much newsworthy because the female sideline reporter got run over, which happens a lot in that line […]

Epic Performances Deserves Epic Celebrations, So Madison Bumgarner Chugs Four Beers at Once (Video)

When the Pittsburgh Pirates clinched a spot in the National League Wild Card game last week, backup catcher Tony Sanchez went around the clubhouse videobombing teammates with the old Stone Cold Steve Austin victory celebration, which of course entails chugging two bears at once. So what does San Francisco Giants pitcher Madison Bumgarner do last […]

AHL Hockey Goal Has a 360, Between-the-Legs Spin, and Killer Fist Pump (Video)

This AHL hockey goal suggests that the player behind it, Stan Galliev, might just be ready for a promotion. Of course, maybe he plays defense like a bag of doorknobs, or he verbally abuses his teammates, so we can’t say for certain. But this AHL hockey goal suggests that this kid knows how to score. […]

Pablo Sandoval Makes a Great Foul Ball Catch and Averts Disaster (Video)

Pablo Sandoval had a great catch against the Pittsburgh Pirates for two reasons: It was a really athletic grab that forced him to extend over the railing to the dugout. He had the presence of mind to hang on to that railing like grim death after he took a header over it. If it wasn’t […]

Floyd Mayweather Dumbfounded to Learn Woman Does Not Know Who Floyd Mayweather Is (Video)

If you want to get a rise out of Floyd Mayweather, it’s pretty easy. Just pretend you don’t know who he is. After all, we’re talking about a man who’s sense of self worth can only be expressed in pay-per-view subscribers and dollar signs. Telling him you don’t know who he is is like telling […]

Matthew McConaughey Speaks to the Texas Longhorns for Some Reason (Video)

Matthew McConaughey is a pretty big star, which begs the question, “Why is he talking to the UT football team during a practice?” Well, there are a few reasons. For starters, Matthew McConaughey is from Texas, in case you can’t place that oh-so-subtle accent. Also, he LOVES University of Texas football. He can often be found […]

40 Best GIFs of the 2014 MLB Season

The 2014 MLB Postseason is upon us. However, before everyone gets carried away in all the October drama, what with all the clutch hits and the walk-off wins, let’s take a moment look back at the previous 2,430 games with this list of the best GIFs of the 2014 MLB season. After all, while the regular […]

Between-the-Legs Pass From Kyrie to LeBron at First Cavaliers Scrimmage Has People Pretty Excited (Video)

On Tuesday night, Las Vegas oddsmakers SuperBook released their projected win totals for the 2014-15 NBA Season, and at the very top of the list, with 58.5 wins, were the Cleveland Cavaliers. Is that realistic? Are the Cavaliers really the best team in the NBA now that they have a big three of LeBron James, […]

Cute Pirates Kid Behind Home Plate Had Bumgarner’s Curve Ball Timed Perfectly (GIF)

Last night’s NL Wild Card Game between the Giants and Pirates was not very entertaining. For the first few innings it looked like maybe we’d get a pitchers duel. However, only one of the starting pitchers held up his end of the bargain, and in the top of the fourth Giants shortstop Brandon Crawford blew […]

J.J. Watt Bought His Mom a Car for Her Birthday, Making You Feel Like a Complete Failure (Pic)

Right after J.J. Watt signed his $100 million extension with the Houston Texans, the All-Pro defensive end got on his computer and Googled “What do rich people buy?” Apparently Google told him rich people buy luxury automobiles, because this week J.J. Watt bought his mom a car for her birthday. What kind of car? A […]

Random Old Lady Wanders Into the Giants Dugout During NL Wild Card Game (GIF)

Most Major League Baseball teams put up walls and barriers to prevent fans from getting too close to players. But not the Pittsburgh Pirates, apparently. Last night, during the top of the second inning of the National League Wild Card game between the Bucs and Giants at PNC Park, a random old lady wanders into […]

Will Ferrell Screaming at Derek Jeter for Four Straight Minutes? That’s My Kind of Tribute (Video)

You may have thought you were sick of all the Derek Jeter tributes. But you were wrong. I know because I thought I was sick of all the Derek Jeter tributes, too. Then I saw this glorious video of Will Ferrell screaming at Derek Jeter for four uninterrupted minutes and realized I had just been […] Headline Prematurely Runs Story Saying Royals Lost Last Night (Pic)

An headline last night was run that proclaimed the Oakland A’s the victors of the one-game playoff between the A’s and the Kansas City Royals. Only problem was, the game wasn’t over. Actually, that wasn’t the real problem. If they had just published it a few minutes early and it remained true, no one […]

This Bike Jump Fail Is Made Sooo Much Better by the Kid Announcing It (Video)

Bike jumps are a staple of every little boy’s youth. They were often ill-advised, but still fun, and not (normally) that dangerous. However, as we get older, the memories sort of fade away. Except for this kid. This jump will haunt him because he lives in the information age and decided to document his dumb […]

KC Police Ask Citizens to Hold Off on Crimes Until Royals Game Ends

The KC police really wanted to watch the end of last night’s one-game AL Wild Card playoff against the Oakland A’s. While the police normally ask that citizens abide by the law, they REALLY wanted people to be good and safe until the Royals game was over. The KC police sent out a Tweet asking people […]

LeBron James Disney Series Will Focus on Athletes’ Rise to Stardom

A LeBron James Disney series is in the works and it will trace his rise from high school  to…being LeBron James. The show is live action and is called Becoming. James’ production company (of course he has a production company) will be producing the LeBron James Disney series, which plans to feature the rise of other prominent […]

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