Blog Profile / Great White Snark


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Filed Under:Humor / odd
Posts on Regator:128
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Archived Since:August 20, 2010

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WordPress Resources at SiteGround

2 months agoHumor / odd : Great White Snark

WordPress is an award-winning web software, used by millions of webmasters worldwide for building their website or blog. SiteGround is proud to host this particular WordPress installation and provide users with multiple resources toShow More Summary

The Lameness Keeps You Warm: Twilight Apple Mittens

2 years agoHumor / odd : Great White Snark

Thanks to ChickenBetty’s design for these fingerless mittens featuring Twilight‘s now-iconic apple, you can look at a poor imitation of an image adorning a poor imitation of a real book whenever your sad little heart desires. Via Buzzfeed,...Show More Summary

6 Hilariously Bad Spider-Man Tattoos

2 years agoHumor / odd : Great White Snark

The Spider-Man musical gets a lot of the attention these days, but it’s not the only terrible thing featuring Spidey’s hapless mug. 6) The Spider-Man Tramp Stamp (P.S. WTF?) Source: Ugliest Tattoos Nice job. Now, every time someone looks...Show More Summary

8 Awful Batman Symbol Tattoos

2 years agoHumor / odd : Great White Snark

While there are certainly a frightening amount of fanboys who have permanently scarred their chests with Batman symbol tattoos, you’d be surprised how people can embarrass themselves with Batman symbol tattoos on other parts of their bodies. Show More Summary

Or Maybe a NASCAR Fan?: Back to the Future Tattoo [Geeky Tattoo]

2 years agoHumor / odd : Great White Snark

Well, I presume this “88 MPH” tattoo means that this gentleman is a fan of Back to the Future. But of course I imagine it could also be the speed his daddy was going when he hit the wall at Daytona. From what I’ve heard, rednecks like to memorialize these things with tattoos. Show More Summary

I’m Back and Stuff!

Good news, people! You can finally quit your despairing and general verklempting, because I’m back from hiatus. Source My absence from the blog was due to my starting a new long-term occupational engagement which requires the full attention of all of my considerable resources, including my devastating handsomeness, fresh scent, and keen smartiness. So what […]

Don’t… Don’t You Want Me: Slow Posting for the Next Week

I’m traveling for work, so expect slower posting over the next week. And by “slower,” I mean, “possibly nonexistent.” But, look! Here’s a picture of Calvin and Hobbes-inspired snowmen impaled on the Ellifrett Structure at the University of Wyoming. Now your simple mind has been distracted from its previously-distraught state by an object of delight. […]

Because, Sure, Why Not?: Giant Pac-Man Sculpture Made of Cans

From What the Cool, about this Pac-Man sculpture made out of cans: There’s an annual event called the Can-struction.  It’s a great charity in the form of a can sculpture stacking event where people compete and thousands of people are fed. Photo Credit: Matt Boulton Sure. Sometimes thousands of destitute people are fed at the event. And then […]

But Can He Build a Tree House?: Ewok Dog Costume [Cosplay]

Ewok dog cosplay. In other news, the number of legitimate reasons to own a small, yappy dog has increased to exactly one. Via ptitumblr, who has never met a small, yappy dog he hasn’t yub-nubbed. Find Star Wars dog costumes on Ebay

Cooler Than You Are: Kid’s Dark Helmet Costume [Cosplay]

Say what you will about America’s youth, but I haven’t given up hope. Yet. I love that this kid dressed as Dark Helmet from Spaceballs at Star Wars Celebration IV is doing “tongue-in-cheek tribute” before he even knows what “tongue-in-cheek” means. Via Reddit, who bets he doesn’t know what “pocket pool” means, either. Because that’s […]

The Top Six Terrible Spider-Man Tattoos

The Spider-Man musical gets a lot of the attention these days, but it’s not the only terrible thing featuring Spidey’s hapless mug. 6) The Spider-Man Tramp Stamp (P.S. WTF?) Source: Ugliest Tattoos Nice job. Now, every time someone looks at you from behind, they’re going to wonder why Spider-Man’s spider-sense is tingling and he’s asking [...]

The Top Five Awful Cthulhu Cakes

Let’s face it: even a “good” Cthulhu cake can be bad. When your subject is the dreaded, hideous, and many-tentacled high priest to the Great Old Ones, it’s no coincidence that a confectionery representation would be reminiscent of a steaming pile of angry fecal matter. A picture says a thousand words. In this case, most of those words are [...]

The Top Seven Awful Chewbacca Costumes [Cosplay]

Apparently putting together a costume made almost entirely of brown fur is more complicated than you’d think. 7) The Hairy-Chested Chewbacca Costume Source Many bathmats died to bring us this costume. 6) The Cardboard Chewbacca Costume Source So,...Show More Summary

The Top Eight Awful Batman Symbol Tattoos

While there are certainly a frightening amount of fanboys who have permanently scarred their chests with Batman symbol tattoos, you’d be surprised with the various ways in which people can embarrass themselves with Batman symbol tattoos on other parts of their bodies. Or maybe you wouldn’t be surprised. I hear cynicism is contagious, and I’ve been [...]

Because, Sure, Why Not?: Giant Pac-Man Sculpture Made of Cans

From What the Cool, about this Pac-Man sculpture made out of cans: There’s an annual event called the Can-struction.  It’s a great charity in the form of a can sculpture stacking event where people compete and thousands of people are fed. Photo Credit: Matt Boulton Sure. Sometimes thousands of destitute people are fed at the event. And then other times, thousands [...]

But Can He Build a Tree House?: Ewok Dog Costume [Cosplay]

Ewok dog cosplay. In other news, the number of legitimate reasons to own a small, yappy dog has increased to exactly one. Via ptitumblr, who has never met a small, yappy dog he hasn’t yub-nubbed. Find Star Wars dog costumes on Ebay

Don’t Play Angry!: Star Wars “Imperial March” on Dueling Pianos [Video]

Below, you can read the exchange that led to this delightful rendition of “The Imperial March” on dueling pianos by the duo of Greg Anderson and Liz Roe. Anderson: We need to get more exposure for our act. We should make a viral video. Roe: Yeah, but we play the piano. No one cares about pianos. I mean, [...]

Let’s Call It What It Is: The Awesome Cake [Geeky Cake]

You know I’m not prone to vociferous adoration characterized by the OMG LULZ LOVE IT WANT! noise that plagues our internet tubules, so you know that when I call this cake, “Awesome,” it’s because that’s what cake artisan Barbara Garrard damn well named it. Because “awesome” is apparently what you find at the intersection of zombies, [...]

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