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The Trailer For Tim Burton’s ‘Big Eyes’ Contains No Depp Nor Bonham-Carter And Looks Great

 Thereis somethingweird aboutthetrailerforTimBurton‘snewfilm BigEyes,andI’mprettysureit’sthe lackofweirdness.Unlessthistraileriscompletelyunrepresentativeoftheactualfilm,itlooks likethisisgoingtobethemostnon-BurtonTimBurtonfilmsinceShow More Summary

REVIEW: ‘Dolphin Tale 2’ Is A Love Story Between A Young Boy And A High Maintenance Fish

Inthiscountry,thereareanimalswesave,andanimalsweservewithmayo.Whales,dolphins,anddogsinwheelchairsallgetfirst-classtreatment,LivingSocialspadeals,MRIS.Pigsdie.It’suncleartomehowAmericansdecidewhomeetstheknifeandwhomeetstheparents,butit’sverycleartothemakersof DolphinTale2 thatdolphins–nothumans–deserveallofournonconsensual,non-reciprocated,weirdAmericanloveandkisses.

Reese Witherspoon Eats, Prays, Loves, Does Sex, And Goes Into The Wild In ‘Wild’

AsdirectorJean-MarcValleé provedinDallasBuyer’sClub,astraight-white-savior-during-the-AIDS-epidemicstorythatunforgivablymademenothateJaredLetofor90minutesorso,Valleéhasatalentfortakingwhatlookslikeunwatchableawards-panderingdrivelonShow More Summary

Feast Your Eyes On The First Look At Sony’s New CGI ‘Popeye’ Film

23 hours agoEntertainment / Film : FilmDrunk

ThewaythatdirectorGenndyTartakovskytalksabouttheopportunitytodirectSonyAnimation’snewCGadventureofPopeyereallymakesitseemlikethisisbothadreamandpassionprojectforhim.Tartakovskyalreadyprovedthathe’sreadytohangwiththebigboysintheanimaShow More Summary

Fox’s ‘Deadpool’ Movie Finally Has A Release Date

Amonthago,mycolleagueDanSeitzaskedthequestion thathasbeenonthemindsofsomanycomicbookandmoviefansingeneralsinceWolverine:Originscameandwent–isthereevergoingtobeaDeadpoolmovie?Dan’sguesswasthatwe’deventuallyseeDeadpoolagaininoneof20thCenturyFox’sMarvelmovies,perhapsinthatunnamedMarvelmovieonthecalendarforsometimein2018.

George Clooney Is Going To Great Lengths To Get People Drunk At His Wedding

Atsomepointintheverynearfuture,wewillsenseagreatdisturbanceintheforceasifmillionsofwomenarecryingoutinagonyatthesametime.ThatwillbebecauseGeorgeClooneyissettowedAmalAlamuddin,andattheveryleast,StacyKeibler’sneighborsareprobablygoingtohearalotofswearingandthingsbreaking.

The Deleted ‘Zoolander’ Goat Orgy And 7 Other Things You Probably Don’t Know About The Fashion Comedy

Ithasbeenover13yearssinceZoolander –thefarcicalsend-upofthefashionindustry— firsthitthebigscreen,butthefilmhasachievedacult-likestatustothepointthatamuchtalkedaboutsequelmaybeontheway.DespiteTwolander havingmorerewritesthantheU.S.Constitution,somefansarestillclamoringtocatchupwith DerekZoolandertoseehowhe’shandlingtheeverchangingworldofmodeling.

Mayim Bialik Hated ‘Frozen’ Because It’s Terrible To Animated Men And Women

PerhapswhenTheBigBangTheorywrapsupafterthiscontractthatispayingJohnnyGaleckiandJimParsonsenoughtobuytheirownsmallcountriesrunsout,MayimBialikcangetherowncablenewsseriesordaytimetalkshow.Afterall,itseemslikeveryfewcelebritieshaveasmanyscorchingtakesasthesociallyconservativewomanwhoonceplayedBlossom.

The Story Of Mickey Rourke Quitting Hollywood And Returning With A Busted Up Face

Itwas2006whenImetMickeyRourke.IhadfriendsintheprofessionalwrestlingindustryandIwouldoccasionallyhangoutwiththemattheirshows.Thisparticulartime,wewereinSouthPhiladelphia,andIremembersmokingacigaretteintherearparkinglotwhenablack,streShow More Summary

Millennium Films Is Going After People Who Illegally Downloaded ‘The Expendables 3?

Todate,TheExpendables3hasearnedasolid$189millionworldwide because,likethefirstandsecondfilmsbeforeit,theforeignmarketsjustcan’tgetenoughofSylvesterStalloneandhisteamofthrowbackactionstarscomicallykickingeveryassintheirway.However,despitethatimpressivenumber,thefolksatMillenniumFilmsarestillreallyupsetabouthowpoorlyExpendables3performedattheboxofficerighthereintheU.S.

Where Are They Now: Child Stars Of The ’90s Edition

Hey,we’reold.Didyouknowthat?Nomatterwhatyourageis,youareold.HowdoIknowthis?Well,inthe‘90sthereweremoviesandtelevisionshowsthatyouwatched.Remembermoviesandtelevisionshows?Thepeoplewhostarredinthoseshowsandmovieshaveaged.Therefore,youtoohaveaged.Notonlyisthisafact,itisscience.

This Week In Netflix And Streaming: ‘Stardust’, ‘Silver Linings Playbook’, ‘Godzilla’, ‘About a Boy’, and ‘Coffee Town’!

TopNetflixStreamingoftheWeek(streaming)AboutaBoy:Season1Alongtimeago,whenIusedtowatchthehitTVshow“Ed”,IhadahugecrushonBonnieHane(RenaSofer).ThenitsortofmorphedintoRhonaMitrain“BostonLegal”.NowitsgottabeAdriannePalickifrom“AboutaBoy”,butreallythewholeshowisjustplainlovable.

Benedict Cumberbatch Shows Off His Naired Chest for Charity

Typically,whenacelebritywantstohelpanimportantcause,theydosomethinglike‘holdafundraiser,’‘makeacharitabledonationtoanapprovednon-profit,’‘pouriceonthemselves,’etc.BenedictCumberbatch,however,recentlydecidedtodosomethingalittleclassierandteamedupwiththe“GiveUpClothesforGood”campaigntoexposehisabs–forgood.

Bad News, Lawbreakers: Matthew McConaughey Isn’t Returning For ‘Magic Mike XXL’

AreyouladiesreadytoseeMatthewMcConaugheyreprisehisroleastheownerofTampa’sfinestmalestripclub?Well,toughluck.TheBestActorwinnerforDallasBuyersClubismovingontobiggerandbetterroles,andhewillnotbereturningasDallasinMagicMikeXXL,thefollow-uptotheinsanelysuccessfulmalestripperfilmthatsortoftoldthestoryofChanningTatum’spre-actordaysasabulge-shakin’ladies’man.

‘My Father Is A Bird’ Is About A Guy With A Bird For A Dad Who Masturbates

I’mintheairportabouttotraveltothisyear’sFantasticFestinAustin,flippingthroughtheprogramtokilltime.I’mnotsureI’llhavetimetofinisha“mostanticipatedfilmsofthefestival”listlikeIdidforTIFF,butsofarthisismyfavoritesynopsis thatI’vecomeacross,forBoazDebby’sshort,MyFatherIsABird.

Frotcast 221: We Rate Dck Pics Men Have Sent Alison Stevenson

 Listenontheplayerabove,ordownloadasanmp3here (rightclick,saveas).ThisweekontheFilmDrunkFrotcast,weinvitecomedian,VICEandFilmDrunkcontributor,andonlinedaterAlisonStevensonintotheFrotquarterstoreadfromhercreepiestTinderandOKCupidmessages,andweratethequalityofdickpicsshehasreceived.

Shia LaBeouf’s Plagiarism Backfires As Stalker Believes He Invented The Theory Of Relativity

ItrustyouallrememberthegreatShiaLabeoufplagiarismdebacle?Ahh,thoseheadydaysofDecember2013.Backthen,Labeoufattemptedtoturnhisplagiarismintosomekindofjokeorperformanceartpiecebyissuingplagiarizedapologies,whicheventuallyturnedintoanartexhibit,aJamesFrancoop-ed,his“retirement,”andmayhavecontributedtohiseventualhospitalization.

Former POW Jessica Lynch Is Starring In A Christian Movie About The Government Taking Over Church

Astheinternet’snumber-onesourceforfaith-based movienews andChristianballtrauma,I’mhappytoreportthatformerPOWJessicaLynchwillbestarringinthesubtlynamed“OneChurch,”fromsubtly-namedproductionhouseJCFilms,asubtly-allegoricalfilmabout“thepossiblegovernmenttakeoverofchurches.”Lynchwillplaythepresident’sdaughter.

‘Foxcatcher’ Is Great At Looking Like An Awards Movie

LikeBennettMiller’slastmovie,Moneyball,Foxcatcherisgreatatbeingamovie,andnotsogreatattellingthestoryofwhatit’sactuallysupposedtobeabout.Millercastsenjoyableactors,andshootsprettypictureswithfamiliarnarrativesthatareeasytowatchandnotShow More Summary

Jack Huston Will Drive Bejazzled Anglican Horses In The ‘Ben-Hur’ Remake

Biblicalepicshavebiblicallybadreputations.TheTenCommandments,comingitatjustunderfourhours,featuredextensiveuseofCharltonHeston’snipples/thepassivevoice,whilethebloodthirstyPassionofTheChristincludedsomeold-schoolAnti-SemitismbutabsoShow More Summary

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