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Lizzy Caplan, Seth Rogen, And Joseph Gordon-Levitt Are Doing A Christmas Movie Together

GettyImageWhatdoyougetwhenyoutakethreefunny,talentedandgorgeous Jewishactors(yes,Rogenisalsogorgeous) andthrowthemintoaChristmasmovie?AChristmitzvah!(Damn,I’mgood.IshouldwriteforPopsicle.)Varietyreported todaythatLizzyCaplan justjoinedthecastofSony’snewuntitledChristmasEveproject,starringSethRogen andJosephGordon-Levitt.

Matthew Crawley From Downton Abbey Beats Up Teenagers In The Trailer For ‘The Guest’

[Warning:DowntonAbbeyspoilersahead...ifyouhaveonlyseenthefirsttwoseason.Butyoureallyshouldwatchtheothers.They'regreat.]WhenHollywoodcomes-a-calling,sometimesit’sbesttojustputyourphoneonairplanemodeandgoaboutyourbusiness.Unfortunately,mostactorscan’tseemtoresistthesirensongofHollywood,evenwhenthesongis,like,suuuuupershtty.

Actor Robin Williams Reportedly Found Dead In His California Home

NBCBayAreaTweetedthisevening that63-yearoldactorRobinWilliamswasreportedlyfounddeadinhishomeinTiburon,California,accordingtoareportbytheMarinCountySheriff’sOffice.Additionally,thenewswasconfirmedbyRyanParker oftheLosAngelesTimes,whoTweetedthathespokewithMarinCo.officials.Thisdoesnotseemtobeahoax,asthisstatementfromhiswife,SusanSchneider,hasbeenreleased.

Justin Theroux Says ‘Zoolander 2? Is ‘In Talks Again’ And Might Actually Happen

It’sbecomingoneofthosegreatsequelrumorsthatneverdies.EverytimeTBSshowsZoolander12timesoveraweekend,peoplebegintocollectivelywonder,“What’supwiththatZoolandersequel?”It’salsoaquestionthatpeoplelovetoaskanyoneinvolvedwiththe2001fashionworldparody,becausenothingelsegetsthemassesbuzzingquitelikeaskingBillyZaneifhe’sgoingtoreprisehisroleashimselfanytimeinthenearfuture.

Michael Bay Will Graciously Let Someone Else Direct Transformers 5

IfPainandGaintaughtusanything(beyondthatgaypeopledeservebeatingsandthatfattiesandmidgetsarehilarious),itwastoillustratethatevenMichaelBayhasgottenboredoftheTransformersfranchise.AndnowhetellsUSAToday (theofficialnewspaperofMichaelBay)thathe’llbepassingoffdirectingdutiestosomeoneelseforTransformers5,akaTrans5mers.

Steven Seagal Played A Concert For Russian Separatists In Crimea And All He Got Was A Putin T-Shirt

VladimirPutinmakesashowofpretendingtocareaboutStevenSeagal,andSeagal,inreturn,actsasunofficialmouthpiecefortheRussianregime.Notetoanyaspiringstrongmen–youbuyoffaC-listcelebritywithafewhonorarypositions andofficialvisitsandthenextthingyouknow,he’spraisingyourinvasions ofUkraineandGeorgiaonnationalTV.

Whatcha Gonna Do When We Honor The Best Acting Moments Of Hulk Hogan’s Career?

Earlierthismonth,“StoneCold”SteveAustinwasagueston105.3TheFaninTexas,andamongmanyquestions,theTexasRattlesnakewasaskedthedoozieofalldoozies:Who’sthebiggerlegend,HulkHoganorSteveAustin?Atougherquestionhasperhapsneverbeenasked,asuswreShow More Summary

A High-Quality Copy Of ‘The Expendables 3? Has Been Downloaded 2.2 Million Times

WhilemillionsofpeoplewillbeheadingtotheatersonFridaytowatchSylvesterStallone’steamofactionstarsdeliveritsmostexcitingadventureyet,Lionsgateisfacingoffagainstthegreatestsupervillaininmoviehistory–onlinepiracy.Twoweeksago,somedastardlShow More Summary

Watch The Trailer For ‘Two Night Stand’ And Celebrate That Hook-Up Culture You’ve Been Hearing About

“LastyearIwasengaged,andnowIamathomealldayinmyunderwearandI’mnobody’snothing,”criedAnaleighTipton afterbeingkickedtothecurbbyhertwobestfriends.Sheisnowhomeless,helpless,andjobless(Iassumejoblessbecause,unlessyou’reablogger, mostjobsdon’tallowyoutostayathomealldayinyourunderwear).

‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Is Getting A Sequel Because Fck You

I’mgoingtolevelwithyou,pizzapals:ParamountmostlikelyplannedtomakeasequeltothemostrecentTeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesmovie(Heather’sreview)fromthemomenttheyhiredMichaelBaytosnortlinesoffthescript.Prettymuchnoonespends$100milliononamoviewithoutfranchiseplansanymore.

Weekend Box Office: ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Grosses $93.7 Million Worldwide, Well Above Expectations

Youguys,I’vegotsomecrazynews.Somenewsthatcouldshockyou.Areyousittingdown?Doyouhaveatightgriponyourpantsand/orbutts?Okay,nowthatyou’vebeensuitablyprepared,itturnsout,themuch-hypedMichaelBay-producedremakeofTeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesmadelotsofmoneythisweekend,eventhoughitwasmostlysortamediocre andnoonereallylikedit(19%onRottenTomatoes,BCinemascore).

Steven Spielberg May Direct A Remake Of ‘West Side Story’

(Skipto3:21forthe WestSideStory news)Thisisoneofthoseheadlines where asIwaswritingit,Irealizedthatonlyahandfulofmoviegoerswillactuallygiveasht.ButIreallydon’tgiveashtwhogivesashtotherthanthepeoplewhogiveashtaboutBernsteinandSondheimShow More Summary

REVIEW: The ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ are BACK! (For No Apparent Reason)

Growingupinthenineties,IwatchedTeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesforthesamereasonseveryoneelsedid:becausetheywereclever,boybandninjaswhofoughtevilandatepizza,andbecauseIwasadisgustingkidinAmerica,withnothingelsebettertodo.Sure,theshowhaditscharms.Theturtleswerecute(ascuteasturtlescanbe–they’rehugecarriersofsalmonella)andtheevileasytoidentify.

John Cusack Continues To Slum It For Paychecks In The Trailer For ‘Reclaim’

“Onceuponatime,JohnCusackmadesomeawesomemovies,”I’lltellmygrandchildrenonedaybeforeforcingthemtowatchOneCrazySummerandGrossePointeBlankinsteadofgoingtotheirMandarinlessonsatthestate-runtradeschoolthatissponsoredbyMonsantoandWalmart.Show More Summary

Kristen Stewart Makes A BFF At Gitmo In The First Trailer For ‘Camp X-Ray’

ThefirstofficialtrailerfortheIFCFilmsdramaCampX-Rayishere,andI’mnotgoingtowasteanytimegettingtotheKristenStewartfantake.AccordingtoYouTubecommenter ChristinaNguyen,“Thisisit.Thisisgonnabethemoviethatchangeseveryone’sperspectiveofKristen.”UneDeMaitakesitonestepfurther,commenting,“Inonlytwominutes,KristenStewartprovedwhysheisoneofthebestactressesofhergeneration–ifnotTHEbest.

The WWE’s ‘Leprechaun’ Reboot Is Actually Getting A Limited Theater Run

Thedecision-makersatWWEStudiosarenothingifnotnostalgicandrepetitive,whichiswhyatwo-picturedealwithLionsgateforarebootofthebeloved,hilarioushorrorfranchiseLeprechaunisrightupitsalley.Ofcourse,Leprechaun:OriginswasonlysupposedtobeaVidShow More Summary

Watch Tommy Lee Jones Get Back In The Saddle Again In ‘The Homesman’

EveryfewyearsIfindmyselfrockingbackinforthinmyrockingchair,nervouslybouncingmylegandclenchingmyfistsuntilIscreamoutloud,“WhentheFKisTommyLeeJonesgonnamakeanotherwestern?!”IthenfuriouslyscanTommyLeeJones’sIMDB pageformovietitlesthatsShow More Summary

Review: ‘Behaving Badly’ Really Deserves Its Zero Percent Rotten Tomatoes Rating

BehavingBadlyOfficialfacebookSelenaGomezistheepitomeofagoodgirlinthe“raunchy”teenflickBehavingBadly,madebyabunchofidiotsandstarringsomesadsaps.Ithasthestereotypicalplot-linefilmsofthisgenretendtohave:boylikesgirl,girlistoogoodforhim,boytriestowinheroverbutstuff getsintheway,boyfinallywinsheroverandisabetterpersonforit.

Sylvester Stallone Blames ‘Clever’ Arnold Schwarzenegger For ‘Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot’

Withtheir80sand90sactionherocoldwarbehindthem,SylvesterStalloneandArnoldSchwarzeneggerarespendingtheirpost-primeyearsthebestwaythatanyonecouldhaveeverhopedfor–sortofside-by-side,kickingallsortsofass,withtonguesfirmlyplantedincheek.TShow More Summary

‘The Lonely Island’ Is Coming To The Big Screen In A Judd Apatow Production

IfyourlifehasfeltsomewhatemptiersinceSaturdayNightLive’sDigitalShortslefttheshowwithAndySambergin2012,thenyoureallyneedtoreconsideryourprioritiesandmaybegetahobby.Butyou’realsoabouttobesignificantlyhappierwiththenewsthatAndySamberg,Show More Summary

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