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Friday Conversation: What Is The Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen?

Thetopicforthisweek’sdiscussionisverystraightforward:Whatistheworstmovieyouhaveeverseen?“Worst”canmeananythingyouwantitto:mostboring,mostdisappointing,worstwritten/acted/directed,whatever.Haveatitandgetitoffyourchest.Asforme,well,thisisaweirdone.Ihaveseentonsofbadmovies,usuallyonpurpose,forthesamereasonHowDidThisGetMade?

Leonardo DiCaprio Has Dropped Out Of Sorkin’s Steve Jobs Biopic, Knowing He Could Never Fill Kelso’s Shoes

LeonardoDiCapriohastakenhimselfoutofaplannedSteveJobsbiopicfromSonyanddirectorDannyBoyle,Icanonlyassumebecause heknewhe’dneverbeabletocompetewithAshtonKutcher’sincendiaryperformanceinJobs.LeonardoDiCaprioisagreatactor,butthosearesteepoddsforanybody.Theplannedbiopic,writtenbyAaronSorkin,basedonthebookbyWalterIsaacson,nowfindsitselfatacrossroads.

Review: ‘Gone Girl’ Is, At Last, A Movie Worth Discussing

“Iimaginecrackingopenherhead,unspoolingherbrain,tryingtogetanswers,”BenAffleckthinksinavoiceoverwhilecinematically caressingRosamundPike’sbeautiful,cinematichair intheopeningofGoneGirl.Amovie youthinkisgoingtobetheincreasinglyterrifShow More Summary

Will Sasso Used Photoshop Magic To Fix The ‘Worst Movie Poster Ever Released’

Oneofourfavoritepastimeshereatgood,oldFilmDrunkismakingfunofmoviepostersthatlookliketheyfeaturedmorePhotoshopworkthanastudioshootwiththeKardashians(monkeyrimshot).Earlierthisweek,someonesentalonganewcontenderfortheworstmovieposterthShow More Summary

This Week In Netflix And Streaming: A Tough Choice Between Bad Grandpa And Justin Bieber

WelcometoROCKTOBER!That’swhatmeandmyfriendscallit,it’smeanttoevokeandinfuseafeelingof“rock”intothenormallyprettydullmonthofOctober.Youcanuseittooifyou’dlike,butfairwarning,noteveryonegetsoffoncoolstufflikethat.Youcanleadahorsetowater,butyoucan’tmakeitintoapanda.

Nicholas Sparks Is Racist, Sexist, Anti-Semitic, And Anti-Alzheimer’s (!!), According To A New Lawsuit

Itmaybehardtobelieve,butthehighly-lovedcreatorofTheNotebookdoesn’thavethemosthighlyrespectedreputation.Theauthorofaseriesofunbearablerom-coms,SparksalsofoundedaChristianhighschoolin2006,wherehesoonbecomenotoriousformakingremarksthatShow More Summary

Surprise! The MPAA Discriminates Against Gay-Themed Movies

Inthepastfewyears,it’sbeenamazingtoseethewiderangeofmoviesthatMPAAhasdesignatedPG-13,despitethefactthattheyfeature:murderoussociopathswhodestroycities,murderouschildrenwhodestroychildren,boners.That’swhyitcomesasabigglaringshockwhenShow More Summary

The Rock Is Going To Star In A ‘Baywatch’ Movie Because God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy

SOMEPEEEEOPLESTAAANDINTHEDARKNESS….AFRAAAIDTOSTEPINTOOOOTHELIGHT…ANDSOMEPEOPLENEED…TOHELPSOMEBODY…HURREVASURRENNGATA FLIGGH(??)What,youdon’tknowtheBaywatchthemesongbyheart?Well,Iguessyouweren’tamasturbatoryadolescentboyinthedaysbefoShow More Summary

Frotcast 223: Zero Theorem And Tusk With Andrew Roberts

 Listenontheplayerabove,ordownloadasanmp3here (rightclick,saveas).It’stheskeletoncrewinthefrotquartersthisweek,justBretandVince,yoursemi-esteemedFilmDrunkEditor,aswewelcomeSanFranciscocomedianandall-aroundAustralianguyAndrewRoberts.Show More Summary

Pixar Takes Us To Where Emotions Live In The First Teaser For ‘Inside Out’

SeeingPixar’snamesoclosetoDisneyoncreditsstillmakesmeuneasy,asdoesthefactthatthistrailerforInsideOutstartswith56secondsoffootagefromolderPixarmovies.Itjustscreams“Rememberallthecoolstuffwedid?See,wecan’tbeevil!”From anadventurousbalShow More Summary

ABCs Of Death 2 Hits VOD Today, And We’ve Got An Exclusive Still

DrafthouseFilmsandMagnetReleasingarereleasing ABCsofDeath2onVODtoday,andifthere’sanythingthatcaptivatesourattention,it’snumbertwos.Thefeature-length,shortfilmanthologyproducedbyTimLeagueandAntTimpsonfeaturesshortsfromthedirectorsof BigBadWolves,CheapThrills,Inside,Stagefright,AmericanMary,TheMightyBoosh,Room237,andmanymore.

This Little Girl Who Turned ‘Let It Go’ Into ‘Let Me Poop’ Should Be The President

Idon’thavechildren,soIhaven’tfallenvictimtotheapparenttorture thatisDisney’stoddlercrack,Frozen.Infact,Imanagedtoavoid“LetItGo”completelyuntiltoday.ButiftheupsideofinescapablesnowqueensongsandslavishdevotiontoDisney’sfascistempire isyourfleshandbloodonedayturningthehit“LetItGo”intoaWeirdAl-esqueparodycalled“LetMePoop,”aslittleEmilyMandelbaumhasdonehere?

Rogue Submarine Captain Jude Law Steals Nazi Gold In ‘Black Sea’

BlackSea,inadditiontobeingamassiveinlandoceaninSoutheasternEuropeandarguablyoneofthe betterXTCalbums, isafilmfromdirectorKevinMcDonald(LastKingOfScotland)aboutasubmarinesalvageoperationstarringJudeLawwith aScottishaccent.BlackSea‘s Show More Summary

Anne Hathaway Says ‘Fame Fcked Me Up For A Really Long Time’ (A Year?)

Somepeoplearemadeforfame,andsomepeoplearemadeforcomplainingaboutit.Whileit’sneverbeenexactlycool “tobecool,” youcan’tbeacelebrityin2014withoutdownplayingyourcelebrity-ness.SoinarecentinterviewwithElleUK,AnneHathaway–whoprettymuchdropkickedthespotlightafter2012’sLesMis–said:“Thisfamething?

Chronicling The Paranoid, Psychotic Descent Of Randy And Evi Quaid

RandyandEviQuaidreportedlybelieve thereisanevilsectofHollywoodtryingtokillthem.ItisthesameshadowyorganizationthatkilledHeathLedger,DavidCarradine,andChrisPenn.Thissectisalsoresponsibleforextortingmillionsfromtheirbankaccounts,whilerunningthemoutofthecountry.Theimpetusfortheseeminglyparanoiddescentintomadnesshasseveralstartingpointsdependingonwhoyouask.

Stephen Hawking Has A Way With Ladies In The New Trailer For ‘The Theory Of Everything’

Moviesdon’tgetmuchmoreOscarbait-ythanTheTheoryofEverything,whichstarsEddieRedmayneasastrophysicistStephenHawkingasasmooth-talkingProfessorX-type,usinghisincrediblebrilliancetowowonespecialladywithscience.Ofcourse,alotofussimpletonsknowthatTideblowsupunderablacklight,otherwisehowwouldwehavewrittenourfratlettersonourdormwallstoletthebabesknowthatweparty?

The Latest Actor Boarding The ‘Dr. Strange’ Rumor Train? Ethan Hawke.

AllofthelatestMarvelmovierumors havemadeitsoundlikeJoaquinPhoenixissigned,sealedandallbutdeliveredtobethemanportrayingthemysteriousbutpowerfulDr.Strangeonthebigscreen.Theoften-poutyactorhasevensaidthathe’sreadytogetbackintomoremainstreamfilmsnow,andhewaspreviouslyattached toBatmanvs.

Katherine Heigl Is Getting Her Psycho On In The Trailer For ‘Home Sweet Hell’

CoulditbethatKatherineHeiglisfinallygivingussomethingthatmakesherseemlikableforthefirsttimesinceUnderSiege2:DarkTerritory?AllittookwasfortheshunnedGrey’sAnatomyactressandrom-comstarlettogetalittledarkonusinthenewfilmHomeSweetHell,assheplaysano-nonsensehousewifewhocomesupwiththebestwaytogetrevengeonhercheatinghusbandandthewomanthathe’ssleepingwithontheside.

Fun With Pull Quotes: The Part Of Peter Travers’ ‘Gone Girl’ Review You Didn’t See In The Ads

Embarrassingconfessiontime:atonepointinmylife,PeterTraversofRollingStonewasmyfavoritefilmcritic.IthinkIfinallyturnedonhimwhenIstartedseeinghisfour-starreviewofthatmiddle-browawardswankAtonementblownuptopostersizeandplacedintheaterloShow More Summary

’12 Years A Slave’ Is Set To Become The Homework Assignment It Always Felt Like

Ididn’tmuchenjoy12YearsaSlave, ifonlybecauseitfeltmorelikesomethingyoushouldwatchthansomethingyou’deverwantto.NowSteveMcQueen’smulti-Oscarwinnerseems tobe fulfillingthat destinybybecominghighschoolcurriculum.FromYahoo:“ThefactthatitShow More Summary

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