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7 Fast 7 Furious Has An Official Title And It’s Not ‘7 Fast 7 Furious’

TheseventhFastandFuriousmovie,beingcompletedusingPaulWalker’sbrothers andthemagicofdigitalimaging,issettobereleasedApril3rd,2015,andnowithasanofficialtitle.Areyouready?Areyoureadytoknowthetitleofthefilmthatwe’llalwayscall7Fast7Furious?(drumroll)That’sright,it’scalled“Furious7,”asifpeoplearejustgoingtoknowthatit’salso7Fastwithoutevenhavingitinthetitle.

The Pornographer’s Mailbag: The Wonderful World Of Porn Fan Mail

Editor’sNote:Notsurprisingly,Ihavealotofcontactsintheadultfilmindustry.Alsonotsurprisingly,mostofthemhavegreatstories.Here,along-timeFilmDrunkreaderwhonowworksinanadultfilm-relatedbusinesstellsusaboutthekindofmailhegets.Andyes,“RexSycamore”istotallyhisrealname(wink). Whodoesn’tliketogetanold-fashioned,hand-writtenortypewriter-typedletterinthemail?

Review: Birdman. Birdman Forever. Believe The Hype. Birdman.

BlackSwanMeetsLouieintheFilmoftheYearBirdman(orTheUnexpectedVirtueOfIgnorance) combinesastory sogooditneedsnotrickery withavisualgimmicksowell-executedwe’dbetalkingaboutitevenifthestorysucked.I’llgiveyouahint:it’salloneshot.OratleasShow More Summary

‘The Hobbit: The Battle Of Five Armies’ Will End With A 45-Minute Battle Scene

Onlyadie-hardfanLordoftheRingsfancouldthinkthatthewaytomakethesemovieslessboringis“LONGERBATTLESEQUENCES!”butIguessthat’swhyPeterJacksonistheirking.PeterJackson,whofilmslikeStingfcks,is givingHobbitfansjustwhattheywant(Iassume?)inTheHobbit:TheBattleofFiveArmies,withafinalbattlethatreportedlyruns45minutes.

In Honor Of ‘Ouija,’ 6 More Board Game Movies That Need To Be Made

Hollywoodisalmostdonemakingmoviesbasedonbooksandcomicbooks.Thelastbookwaswrittenin1993,meaningHollywoodonlyhasahandfullefttoadapt.Comicbookmovieshavebeenmadeandremadetoomanytimes.NewrulesstatethatanotherHulkfilminnotallowedtobemadeuntil2018.Atfirst,thefilmindustrypanicked.

Greta Gerwig Will Play A Grown Up Dawn Wiener In A Sort Of Sequel To ‘Welcome To The Dollhouse’

ToddSolondzisan indiefilmiconwhoseweirdnessismatchedperhapsonlybyHarmonyKorineorCrispinGlover.Solondz’sbreakoutfilmwasWelcomeToTheDollhouse,starringHeatherMatarrazzoastheunfortunate/fabulousDawnWiener,oneoftheall-timememorableindiemShow More Summary

Supercut: The Greatest Movie Deaths Of All Time (As Chosen By The Directors Of ‘ABCs of Death 2?)

 Unlessyou’vebeenupforthreedaysdoingmescaline,youmayremember whenItoldyou aboutABCsofDeath2,DrafthouseandMagnet’snewanthologyofhorrorshorts.It’salreadyoutonVODandhitstheatersOctober31,andinaninnovativepromotionalmove,theyhadeachoftheirsegmentdirectorschoosetheirall-timefavoritecinematicdeathandmadeasupercutoutofit.

The Cast Of ‘The Room’ Is Kickstarting A Mockumentary About Themselves

 OneofmyunexpectedfavoritebooksIreadthisyearwasTheDisasterArtist,GregSestero’s(aka“Mark’s”)bookabouthisyears-longconnectiontoTommyWiseaubeforeandafterthemakingofTheRoom.Butforthecastwhodidn’tgettowritebooksaboutit, havingbeeninTheRoomisadubiouskindoffame,thatpaysnothingandearnsrecognitionmostlyonlyfromweirdmoviedorkslikeus.

Frotcast 226: Faith-Based Films, Zellweger Thinkpieces, and ‘Birdman’

 Listenontheplayerabove,ordownloadasanmp3here (rightclick,saveas).IworkedmyassoffwritingaParryGrippcareerretrospective lastweekandIbelievewegotagrandtotalofminus1000newlisteners,somaybethisweekofzerocelebrityguests(saveLaremy)andthekindofverbaltomfoolerywealwaysdowilltakeustothenextlevel.

The Love, Loss, And Devastating Life Of Keanu Reeves

TheL.A.coroner’sofficepickedupthephone.Attheendofthelineavoicecracked.WasJenSymethere? Coroner’sOfficeinvestigator,Lt.CherylMacWillie,confirmedthat,indeed,thebodyofJenniferSymewasintheircare.Didtheyneedsomeonetoidentifythebody?Lt.MacWillierespondedthatthebodyhadalreadybeenidentifiedbydriver’slicense.

Ellen Page Is Too Lesbian For Catholic School, Apparently

Whilethere’snoofficialcount,Catholicall-boyshighschoolsprobablydownloadsomeofthehighestamountsoflesbianporninAmerica.That’swhyitcomesasnosurprisethataCatholichighschoolinNewYorkrecentlybannedFreeheld,alesbiandramastarringEllenPageanShow More Summary

Kristen Stewart Says She’s Going To ‘Take Time Off’ To ‘Make A Bunch of Stuff’

Everycouplenanosecondsorso,somemillionairecelebrityannouncesthatthey’regoingtotake‘timeoff’tofocuson‘buildingthemselves’/doingSoulCycleinacaveorsomething.Lastmonth,itwasAnneHathaway,andthisweekbringsussomebody’sfavorite,KristenStewart.Inaninterview...Show More Summary

A Universal Studios Employee Has Been Sued For Allegedly Calling Thirteen-year-old Girls ‘Sluts and Whores’

EveryHalloween,UniversalStudiosoffersalive-actionshowdesignedtoentertainindulgentparentsandtheirindulgedchildren.Thisyear,however,theshowwentalittletoofarwhenoneofthepark’sfemaleemployeesdecidedtotaunttwothirteen-year-oldgirlsbycallingthem“sluts”and“whores”andofferingthemuptothe“highestbidderintheaudience.”Itwasallcasualfun/atremendouslydamaginglawsuitinthemaking.

Watch Porn Star Nikki Benz Convince Old People Why She Should Be Toronto’s Mayor

Earlierthisyear,asavarietyofToronto’smostcolorfulcitizenstossedtheirhatsintotheringfortheracetoreplaceRobFord,noonecaughtoureyesandheartsmorethanadultfilmactressNikkiBenz.Unliketheembattledandrecovering(alleged?)substanceabuserFord,Benzclaimedthatshehasnothingtohide,asshedoesn’tevensmokecigarettesletalonecrack.

Air New Zealand Is Back With Another Awesomely Dorky Hobbit Safety Video

NewZealandisasimplelandofsimplepeople,whereeveryyear,thePrimeMinisterischosenviasackraceatTobyGoodwin’sannualhayrideparty,whoseimportantdecreeswillsetthepriceofgardengnomesforthefollowingyear(thecountry’snumberoneexport).InadditiontShow More Summary

Charming Patrick Stewart Will Play A Charming Nazi Skinhead In The Latest From The ‘Blue Ruin’ Director

PatrickStewarthastobeoneofmyfavoritethreepeopleIfollowontheInternet.Whenhe’snotspeakingoutagainstdomesticviolence,ortweetingtotallyretweetablepicturesofhimselfonTwitter (above),he’spickingatleastinterestingrolesinmoviesweshouldmaybegowatch.Now,Stewart’s signeduptoplayawhitesupremacistinGreenRoom,thelatestcrimethrillerfromDirectorJeremySaulnier.

‘The Look Of Silence’ Trailer Is Here And Obviously It’s Perfect

It’sprettyhardtomakeadocumentaryaboutabrutalgenocidepossible,letalonedigestible,letalonegood.JoshuaOppenheimermanagedtodoitbyinterviewingagenocide’skillersin2013’sTheActofKilling,andhasfolloweditupwithasequelaboutitsvictims,inthisyear’sTheLookofSilence.Checkoutthetraileraboveifyou’rereallyinterestedincryingatyourdeskatwork.

Johnny Depp Dresses Down As The Big Bad Wolf ‘Into The Woods’

EntertainmentWeekly advertisedtheirHolidayPrevieweditionwithspecialcoversofferingfirstlooksatIntotheWoods,RobMarshall’sadaptationofStephenSondheim’sGrimmBrothersmusicalopeningChristmasDay.JohnnyDeppplaysTheWolf,apparentlyinsomekindoflupine-inspiredzootsuitwithlongpocketchain.“DoesthismeanIhavetotakeoffmyscarvesandfeatherearrings?”IimagineJohnnyDeppasking.

The ‘Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf’ Meme Comes Full Circle In An Amazing Live Performance

RobCantorearnedYouTubesuperstarstatusafewmonthsbackwithhisawesomevideo,“29CelebrityImpressions,1OriginalSong,”inwhichhesanghisoriginalsong,“Perfect,”usingthevoicesof29differentcelebritiesandbelovedcharacters.Thevideohasmorethan9millionhitsandcounting,aspeoplestillbelievethathereallypulledthisamazingfeatoff.

Kirk Cameron Says Christians Invented Halloween And It’s Meant To Mock The Devil (And Obama)

FundamentalistsseemtohaveconflictingfeelingsaboutHalloween–wantingtotakecreditforwhattheyseeastheChristmasEveforAllSaints’Day,areligiousholiday,whilesimultaneouslydistancingthemselvesfrompossibleSatanismandthegays’favoriteholiday(nottomentionopenseasonforpromiscuousfornicatorsinSexyAnneFrankcostumesorwhatever).Luckily,theyhaveKirkCameron,themanwho...Show More Summary

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