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A ‘Zombieland’ Sequel Is Suddenly A Top Priority For Sony Pictures

OnThursday,thebelovedandsurprisinglylucrativeundeadactioncomedyZombielandturnsfiveyearsold,asWoodyHarrelsonandJesseEisenbergbecameunlikelybigscreenpartnersonOct.2,2009.Thefilmeventuallyearned$102millionattheboxoffice,sonaturallytherShow More Summary

The ‘Let Her Go!’ Supercut Takes On The Action Movie’s Favorite Phrase

Awhileback,ourfriendOliverNobleoveratHuffPo waspickingmybrainaboutmovieclichésforpossiblesupercutuse.Barnonethemostcommonly-usedactionmovieplotdeviceiswhenthebadguykidnapsthegoodguy’sspeciallady.JustonceI’dliketoseeabadguygetalittleShow More Summary

Ben Affleck Thinks His Penis Makes A Brief Appearance In ‘Gone Girl’

Braceyourselfforanonslaughtofpenis-relatedheadlines,becauseifthere’sanytruthtotherumorsthatBenAffleckwassellingtoMTV,we’regoingtoseealittlemoreofhiminGoneGirlthanwe’reusedto.Inanewinterviewforhisupcomingthriller,basedontheNewYorkTimShow More Summary

A ‘Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon’ Sequel Is Coming To Netflix And Theaters Are Pissed

Aspartoftheconstantquesttofindinnovativemoviereleasestrategies,Netflixhasannouncedthatthey’llbereleasingtheirfirstfeaturefilm,asequeltoCrouchingTiger,HiddenDragon,tohitNetflixandIMAXtheaterssimultaneously.Alotofmoviesthesizeofthisone(ie,sub-mainstream)havebeendoingVODreleases,butthisisthefirstthatwillbefreewithaNetflixsubscription.

Watch Liam Neeson Toast The Panda He Headbutted To Death In The ‘Tak3n’ Trailer

Wow,thatwasfast!ItseemedlikeonlyafewdaysagowelearnedthatthethirdTakenmoviewouldawesomelybecalledTak3n,andnowthere’salreadyatrailer.It’salmostastheypumpthesemoviesoutasquicklyaspossibleorsomething.Taken2(akaTakenToo!)directorOlivierMegaton...Show More Summary

The Dark Lord Himself Is Now Endorsing Nic Cage’s Kirk Cameron Remake

WhenitcomestotheNicolasCageremakeoftheKirkCameronadaptation oftherapture-rifficLeftBehind,Ididn’tthinkthingswouldgetmoreconfusingthantheaboveimagefromthefilm’sposter.Whatthehellisgoingonwithhisface?IsthatjustaterriblephotoshoporhasCagebeguntheslowprocessofactuallyhavinghisfacetakenhilariousoverlydramaticpauseoffsothathecanfinallyswapitwithJohnTravolta?

The First Trailer For PTA’s ‘Inherent Vice’ Trailer Looks Like Lebowski Meets American Hustle

PaulThomasAnderson’sfollow-uptoTheMaster,InherentVice,starsJoaquinPhoenixasahippieprivatedick,alongsideJoshBrolin,OwenWilson,ReeseWitherspoon,andBenicioDelTorointhefirstfilmadaptationofaThomasPynchonnovel.WhereasTheMasterwasprettylightonplot(inagoodway),“lightonplot”isadescriptionthatprobablyhasneverbeenappliedtoaThomasPynchonstory.

Donald Glover Has Joined ‘Magic Mike XXL’ Which Is Basically ‘The Expendables’ Of Dong Shaking

Foramoviethat,atitsverycore,issimplyaboutateamofmalestrippershavingthetimeoftheirlives,theresurehasbeenalotofsecrecyand“surprises”inregardtotheplotandcastingforMagicMikeXXL.Obviously,we’veallmournedthelossofMatthewMcConaughey fromthShow More Summary

Listen To All Of The Different Voices Used For Rocket Raccoon In Recent Years

BeforeGuardiansoftheGalaxyhittheatersandcompletelyownedtheboxofficethissummer,alotofpeople(pointstoself)hadareally,reallyhardtimetryingtowrapourbrainsaroundtheideaofawalking,talking,machine-gun-totingraccoonnamedRocket.However,theBrShow More Summary

Kevin Smith Has His Funding For ‘Clerks III’ Because ‘Tusk’ Was A ‘Success’

KevinSmithisanythingifnotdetermined.ThefilmmakerwhoreallylovestotalkabouthimselfandpathimselfonthebackforallofhiscinematicaccomplishmentshashadareallydifficulttimegettingpeopletogivehimmoneytomakeClerksIII,whichwouldfinallyanswerthequestiononafewdozenminds:Whatare…um…whatareDanteandRandalluptoorwhatever?

Michael Strahan Will Strip Down to His Jock Strap in ‘Magic Mike XXL’

MichaelStrahangetsallthebestjobs.TheformerNFLsuperstarturned‘RegisandKathyLee’host,Strahanhassprintedcloserandclosertowardsgreatness,andwillnowachievenirvanainhisroleas“somebodycool”inMagicMikeXXL. Thoughit’sunclearwhatexactrolehe’llbeplaying,myhunchisthatit’llinvolvesomethinggreat/strippy/beefcakey.

Jennifer Lawrence Bares Her Soul, Midriff In This Deleted Scene From ‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’

Hey,rememberX-Men:DaysOfFuturePast?IthitsDVDandBlu-RayOctober14th,andthisdeletedscenehasjusthittheweb.ItfeaturesJenniferLawrenceinasupersexycroptopandbellbottoms,andittakesplace(SPOILERALERT)aftershe’sbeenshotinthelegbyMagneto,whotriestokillhersoherbloodcan’tbeusedtocreatetheSentinels(deepdragoninhaler).

A Woman Is Suing Disney For Stealing Her Life Story For ‘Frozen’

IfyouthoughtMayimBialikandhersonshated Frozen,preparetofeelthescorchinghotwrathofIsabellaTanikumi.AlsoknownasL.AmyGonzalez,theauthorhasfileda$250millionlawsuitagainstDisneyoveraccusationsthatFrozenplagiarizedasmanyas18ideasfromher2010autobiography,“LivingMyTruth,”accordingtoCNN.

David Fincher Shares His Take On Star Wars VII: ‘The Story Of Two Slaves’

DavidFincher,whohasGoneGirlopeningthisFriday,hasareputationbothasabrilliantdirectorandanawesomemisanthrope.WhichmakessomewhathilarioustheideaofhimtakingameetingwithLucasfilm(nowasubsidiaryofDisney–heil!)todirectanewinstallmentofStarWars,theultimatehero’sjourney.Yep,thatactuallyhappened.

Brad Pitt Calls Shia LaBeouf ‘One Of The Best Actors I’ve Ever Seen’

Forallofhiswildattempts toconvincetheworld he’sweird,oneofthebiggestquestionssurroundingShiaLabeoufhasalwaysbeen“whydoesthisguykeepgettingwork?”I’veneverthoughthewasbadperse,butI’vealsoneverseenanythingandthought“youknowwhat’dmakethisbetter?IfShiaLabeoufwasinit.”Andyetheseemstobeineveryothermovie.

Jeff Goldblum Stars As ‘Terry Quattro’ In This Delightful New GE Commercial From Tim And Eric

HavingplayedChefGoldblum inTimandEric’sBillionDollarMovie,JeffGoldblumisnostrangertotheTim&Ericuniverse.Buttodayit’snotCinco,ortheSchlaaangcorporationhe’sshillingfor,it’sGE,who’vehiredGoldblum’salterego,TerryQuattro,tosellGE’snewGELinkconnectedLEDbulb,alightbulbyoucancontrolwithyoursmartphone.

Shia LaBeouf Ran A ‘Metamarathon’ To Help Raise Awareness Of Weirdness

Therearefewpeoplewhocanout-FrancoJamesFranco,butShiaLeBeoufisoneofthem.TheactorwasmostrecentlysightedrunningaroundtheStedelijkMuseuminAmsterdam,dressedexclusivelyinDay-gloSpandex.WhileuninformedvisitorsmighthaveseenLaBeouf’sperformanceas‘insane’(andIagreewiththosevisitors),LaBeoufhadactuallyplottedthepiecewithfunctioninghuman/museumcuratorHendrikFolsters.

Lindsay Lohan Pitched A ‘Mean Girls’ Sequel To Tina Fey And You Won’t BELIEVE Something Something

Areyoureadyforsometantalizing,clickable,movie-relatednews foryoutosharewithallofyourfriendsandacquaintances?WellIhopeyoubroughtaleatherbelttobitedownon,becausethisbitofmoviegossipissogrand-mal thatyoumayactuallyswallowyourtongueonceyou’vefinishedreadingit.Areyoureadyforthat?

Weekend Box Office: Denzel Out-Neesons Neeson For $35 Million

TheEqualizerwasoneofthoseaging-hardass-kills-bad-guystypemoviesthatcouldgoeitherwayattheboxoffice–sleeperhitorsleepersleeper–anditendedupbeingtheformer. TheEqualizergrossedanestimated$35milliondomestically,splittingthedifferencebetwShow More Summary

This Week In Posters: Tak3n It 2 The Limit

Didyoumissme,amigos?Afterabrief,FantasticFest-relatedhiatus,ThisWeekInPostersisback,tocelebrateallthatismis-named,photoshopped,andpointlesslydiagonalintheworldofmovieposters.What’sonthespacedocketthisweek?Well,we’vegotthet3aserposterfortheprequel toT8ken8:ReleasetheKr8ken.

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