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Open Letter To Floyd Mayweather: Your Car Collection Sucks

yesterdayVehicles / Cars : Jalopnik

Hello, Floyd! Nice to talk to you. You’re an amazing boxer, and I know you like cars, but I didn’t know much about your collection until I saw this ESPN video. And I have to say, Mr.Mayweather, that your collection has the biggest ratio of money to boring that I’ve ever seen. But, I want to help. And not get punched into the next dimension. Read more...

Here's A Lotus Omega Burnout

yesterdayVehicles / Cars : Jalopnik

The Lotus Omega (brother to the infamous Lotus Carlton ) is a powerful car. How do I know? Because here is one doing a burnout. Read more...

Rolls-Royce Bets Your Mercedes-Maybach Doesn't Have A Wardrobe

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The latest Rolls-Royce series, the Phantom Limelight, comes with what it calls Ladies’ and Gentleman’s panniers, plus the most comfortable rear seats your butt has ever encountered. Anybody can buy a Maybach, but to get this, you’ll need to hurry because RR is only make 25 of them. Read more...

Lewis Hamilton Wants You To Look At His Schlong

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In the world of bizarre celebrity Instagram accounts, Mercedes Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton’s is a goldmine. Every shot looks so oddly professionally done, as if his PR handler follows him around with professional photographers—including this shot of Hamilton chillin’ in his boxer briefs. Read more...

The Navy's Most Shadowy Spy Is 450 Feet Long & Named After Jimmy Carter

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Submarines are a lot like Batman, they are covered in rubber and are great fighters, but they are gadget toting stealth detectives at their core. Of the Navy’s sub force, there is no boat more capable at sleuthing under the high seas than the heavily modified Seawolf Class submarine, the USS Jimmy Carter SSN-23. Read more...

What's The World's Weirdest Taxi Service?

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Yes you can get a Ford Escape to take you from the UN to the Empire State Building, but that’s lacking a little imagination, isn’t it? Read more...

The Ten Craziest Automotive Engine Swaps Ever Attempted

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Oh you swapped an LS1 into a Miata? That’s cute. Read more...

Drifting Over Two Tons Of Tesla Model S Is Hard, Even For A Pro

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The rear-drive Tesla Model S P85 weighs around 4,600 pounds. That’s a lot of metal and battery to sling around, but Super GT and D1 Grand Prix driver Nobuteru Taniguchi decided to give it a go. Read more...

You Don't Have To Be Speeding To Be Found Guilty Of Drag Racing

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When I was in high school, kids with fast cars often took them out on Woodward Avenue and stomped on the gas when driving alongside other fast cars. Turns out that was illegal, regardless of how fun it looks in the Fast & Furious franchise. Not that I ever did it, of course. Read more...

Amazon Wants To Deliver Packages Right To Your Audi's Trunk

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We all have the same complaint. I want to order stuff off of Amazon, but I also want the metaphysical feeling of buying it from a store. I don’t want to actually buy things from a store, mind you, but I want to pretend that I did. Amazon and Audi are here to help, by delivering packages not straight to you, but straight to the trunk of your car. Read more...

From Gawker: This Is the Interview About His Ancestor Ben Affleck Tried to Suppress

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From Gawker: This Is the Interview About His Ancestor Ben Affleck Tried to Suppress Read more...

Toyota's Hydrogen Car Can Literally Run On Bullshit

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The Japanese have very high hopes for their hydrogen car technology, and Toyota just launched a campaign to show the world how the Mirai can be fueled by almost anything, including tons of bullshit. Read more...

Everyone Wants More Tech In Their Cars, Only Gen Y Wants To Pay For It

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Good Morning! Welcome to The Morning Shift, your roundup of the auto news you crave, all in one place at 9:00 AM every weekday morning. Here are the important stories you need to know. Read more...

Screaming Trees -- 'Nearly Lost You'

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Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we’ll provide the jams. Read more...

For $2,800, This 1983 BMW 633CSI Could Be Your Coupe D'état

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Today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe BMW is appropriately both shark-nosed and manual-equipped. You’ll need to decide if all that makes its price the coupe de grâce. Read more...

The 2016 Camaro SS Gets The ZL1's Fancy Magnetic Ride Suspension

2 days agoVehicles / Cars : Jalopnik

Call it the democratization of performance. Exciting new technology starts life on expensive cars, then it trickles down the less-expensive stuff us mere mortals drive. Now the ill-understood magic of magnetism is coming to to the workin’ man’s 2016 Chevrolet Camaro SS. Read more...

Bask In The Awesome Of The Bat-Winged X-47B Sipping Gas From A Tanker

2 days agoVehicles / Cars : Jalopnik

The Navy’s unmanned combat air vehicle demonstrator, the X-47B, not only plugged into a refueling basket trailing behind an Omega KC-707 tanker, but it also sipped gas from it for the first time. This historic mission is slated to be the X-47Bs last in what has been an incredibly successful test program with huge implications. Read more...

Sharing A Track With A Porsche 918 Makes For A Very Good Day

2 days agoVehicles / Cars : Jalopnik

Ever had a day so nice that you get Ice Cube’s “It Was A Good Day” stuck in your head all day? That was my afternoon. The weather was perfect, my car was track-worthy again, and someone brought a 918 Spyder to the track. Not to a car show. Not to the Porsche corral outside the track. On the race track. Read more...

Elon Musk Gets A Raise… To $37,440 A Year

2 days agoVehicles / Cars : Jalopnik

The minimum wage in California is $9 an hour, and to keep up with it, Tesla saw fit to give its co-founder and CEO a bit of a raise with an increase from $35,360 to $37,440 a year. Or just over half the cost of a new Model S. Read more...

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